Lurker > Apocalyptic

_Savage posted...

imagine if this board had topic view counts, then we would really see how many lurkers there are.

From the lurker topics I've seen over the years, there are a ton of ppl who come here and just read threads without ever posting.

Thats the winning formula honesty.

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>he fell for the Gamepass meme


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Hm, maybe. Personally, I prefer P3's cast.

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Socrawheeze posted...

i took a break from the thread did she have sex with you yet tc

TC doesn't get laid.

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Is TC a virgin? Not that there's anything wrong with being a virgin. More power to people who want to save themselves until marriage honestly.

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for People whom Maybe can't find it, Might i be of some Essential assistance?

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Lorthremar posted...

this shit is ass wtf

Nah, second half really picks up after a forgettable first half. Gonna need to do more listens, though.

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This shit is fire after a rocky start.

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Bumjuice001 posted...

Did her porn drop yet?

6:00 GMT I believe

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Where are the hip hop heads at?

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Edification posted...

This topic reminds me the majority of CE have never had sex. Real sex isnt like porn lmao.

Nah, you just need to find the right girl who knows what she's doing plus she has to be really into you. Otherwise, it won't be a great time.

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Darmik posted...

Gameplay is a pretty big improvement. I honestly wonder if people who say this even played the game.

Ah yes, I completely forgot about the jump/dodge button. I also forgot about grabbing around corners, going prone, disarm takedowns, etc. How silly of me.

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Zeeak4444 posted...

I still dont understand TloU2.

it seems to be as controversial as Death Stranding only without the creativity being the main cause.

I like the first one but havent played the second cause I heard its pretty mediocre from the majority of the opinions Ive heard.

is it actually a Goty contender in terms of story and gameplay?

Gameplay hasn't evolved in any way from the first game. Story is very flawed. The Last of Us Part 2 is maybe a 7/10.

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Jagr_68 posted...

No. Basic sex with money shot.

I mean amateur as in the way it's shot and also as in she looks so inexperienced as if she was trying to act like a pornstar in front of a camera than enjoy it Yes this might be a weird take lol

You can find a bunch of reposted uncensored 5 min clips online. Just gotta search but don't expect anything like WHOA AWESOME!

We thought you were talking about the actual video being released in a few days. Not the BJ video.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a game that promised way too much and caved in to the hype. Its a shame.

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You either love it or hate it. I watched 200+ episodes until I gave up. Just couldnt get into it.

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Its definitely not that good of a game even ignoring all the bugs and glitches.

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Alucard188 posted...

Angry Joe is a whiny bitch. I've had engine glitches with ragdoll physics, but nothing that actively ruined my experience with the game.

That said, it feels like the backlash against Cyberpunk 2077 is inproportional to the issues with the game. Like, people are actively rooting for the studio's destruction. It's insane.

Thats because people feel like they have been lied to and deceived which is natural considering the circumstances.

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monkmith posted...

were they in it?

No, they came out the house as the thief started to make off with it.

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Heard some screaming outside and went to check it out. Some random person cut the lock on my neighbors trailer, attached the trailer to their pickup truck, and sped off.

What a world we live in. Bless America.

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I was actually just killing time until the more important things in my life required my attention. I'm sure you could do this all day but I can't so bye. I'll make sure not to engage with you for a third time. We wouldn't want you to have a delusional cry about how it's harassment and stalking.

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Honey, you embarrass yourself every day on this message board and I don't even have to browse regularly to see that. Just ask how many people have you tagged in an insulting way. In fact, let me add to that growing list. This one will make me chuckle every time I see it.

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Cant formulate a real response because its too much for you, huh? Sounds about right lmao

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Shame on CDPR for putting out such a buggy mess of a game. This is really just a PR move to get back into the good graces of the community. Its cool if all the bugs are ironed out but that wont fix all the other issues that plague the game. I hope people learn not to blindly worship developers from now on.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

i like how the first thing you do is give me a passive aggressive remark about "being nice," but all you've done is harrass me and derail the thread, which itself is about helping somebody at work, but the lurker's gonna tell me to get a life? you're projecting enough for all the movie theaters closing down

Hm? You choose to respond to me. You dont have to engage with me but you cant help yourself. All I said was that its nice you like to help people which it is considering its what I do for a living. It would be nicer if you could show that same generosity to the other members of CE. Thats nothing to be upset over.

And no, Im not stalking you. This is our second interaction throughout all my years of being on CE so please do not exaggerate. It makes you look foolish. Also, do not lie because other people in that topic disagreed with your claims because of how inaccurate they were. Feel free to reread the topic if you must.

There is no grudge. I personally do not care about you whatsoever. We merely had a conversation and you quickly became offended. Every time someone disagrees with you, you deem it as shit talking. This isnt a playground so please act like an adult. You call me lurker, as if that somehow offends me because I dont feel the need to constantly post. Thats something a young child would do to someone they dislike.

Yes, you should get a life. You tried to insult me for not responding fast enough even though I have responsibilities outside of this board hence a life. And now, youre upset because I turned that against you fairly easily. Probably shouldnt have went there with someone who provides for himself, multiple people, and who dedicates himself to helping others for a living but you do you, my man. I only browse this board for a few laughs. At the end of the day, CE is not that serious. Hope its not that serious to you, too.

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I dont browse this board at every waking moment? Sorry I have a life, my dude. Maybe you should try doing this same.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

please do not shit up my thread with your imaginary grudge, lurker

I actually just spilled a smoothie. Can you mop that up for me? Thanks, babe.

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indica posted...

I feel you, and it's awesome you like helping people

I agree. Its a shame he cant be nicer to some of the folks on CE but thats the internet for you.

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SwayM posted...

It must be exhausting being so willfully ignorant and thinking everyones out to get you.

You just summed up your entire existence on CE, bud.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

i'm pretty sure no one takes anything a CE lurker of all things says to heart

Well, you are certainly in your feelings right now. I'm going to sleep. Don't stay up too late and make sure to brush your teeth before bed! Night night.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

foul language is normal for me, lol

but no, this isn't just a back and forth discussion, you're feeling some way atm that's not my problem, but decided to make it my problem. i have nothing to deny because baseless shit talk from a lurker doesn't mean anything. the only thing i know for sure is that you get upset when people criticize nintendo. how unique and engaging of a character trait

I feel fine actually. Thanks for your concern. If I was going to "shit talk" you, then I would probably dig up information about your personal life and make fun of you from that angle but I don't usually do that unless the user gives me good reason to go that far. I have no personal attachment to Nintendo. Your post that I initially quoted was inaccurate so I pointed out how humorous it was and your overall track record from what I've seen so far.

There's no need to be mad. It's just a message board after all. This back and forth we are having won't matter unless you take it to heart.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

you had 4 fucking amp before picking the wrong fight, go back to being completely invisible please

or get more upset over remarks about a corporation

Let's nor defer to foul language. This is just a back and forth discussion so act with some maturity please. You're capable of that, I think. It's humorous how you think I'm upset yet you become tilted whenever called out on your shenanigans. You didn't even deny my previous post.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

the one thing that gets you to stop lurking is a negative opinion about nintendo. then you pull this dramatic act about allll my posts, like you're keeping tabs (not surprising)
put on the smug wojak mask all you want, you're very transparent

or at least translucent

Nice projection. How did you know I prefer to lurk instead of post? I've only mentioned it one time not too long ago meaning you must have went through my recent post history. Otherwise, you would have naturally accused me of being an alt like a majority of the board every time they encounter an unrecognizable user with a low post count.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

you shouldn't be upset on nintendo's behalf

I'm not upset. Your posts are just so amusing for all the wrong reasons.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

nintendo consoles have always been underpowered because nintendo knows kids and their parents don't care about framerate or graphics. the hardware is absolutely kiddy. it's no leap pad or tiger electronics thing, but it's never catching up to the others

It simply amazes me that you have no idea what you are talking about in nearly every post you make. I'm honestly impressed.

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It wont live up to the massive hype at least.

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Need to see more of it but itll probably be a buy for me. Im a little worried that there wont be a party but well see.

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Personally, I love Plastic Man. Hes my favorite hero. He should not be gender swapped to Plastic Woman. Just keep it close to the source material. Its not rocket science.

DC has plenty of women who deserve their own movie. Gender swapping feels more like an insult to those characters. Zatanna could have her own movie with Zatara and Constantine as supporting characters. Renee Montoya as The Question II. Hell, take a risk with Fire & Ice or a rookie Batgirl fighting a lesser known Batman villain such as Killer Moth.

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When people talk about Sinnoh, theyre talking about Platinum. Not Diamond and Pearl. Actually thinking that Diamond and Pearl were loved shows how out of touch a person is with the Pokemon fan base.

Gen IV is considered to be one of the best gens because of Platinum and HGSS. A quick look at any Pokemon fandom makes this painfully obvious. Holy shit, people.

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My only want is that Star Wars Episode X never exists.

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Good for Elliot. Hopefully this topic can stay as civil as possible from now on. Let's be respectful please.

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It gets worse with each season. Season 3 is awful. I would rather step in dogshit than watch it all over again.

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ArianaGrandSlam posted...

it sure is fantastic. Shame about the remake

I can't agree or disagree with you on Demon's Souls remake since I haven't played it yet but I do find it interesting that not one single individual as refuted your argument in this topic. If what you have said was nonsense, surely it would be easy to debunk. Considering what I saw of how Bluepoint butchered Maiden Astraea and Garl Vinland, I'm honestly willing to believe you.

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