Lurker > Apocalyptic

Get in as close as possible while purposefully eating a few hits. Then, gouge our my opponents eyes and take the fight to the ground. It doesnt matter how fast or strong my opponent is. Without their sight, theyll become helpless.
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thronedfire2 posted...

so mspaint some pasties on there

Ill post the pic tomorrow same time when Im back at my place
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Flockaveli posted...

Not only are you lying, you choose to do it on a dead video game website message board.

I have pics of her but only nude, fam.
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I was pushing her cushion in the hotel room. It was getting pretty fired up so I grabbed her hair and pulled. That shit came flying off, yall. She turned around and smacked me in the face. So, I pulled out and smacked her with my wang while yelling Bitch. Im not going to stand for that.

I started to back up and go wassup?. Her 56 ass got up and started charging towards me. I knew she was going to for my abs so I hardened my 6 pack. Knocked her out. Then, I went out for a smoke.

We made up afterwards so its all good. The lesson here? The dick is mightier than the pen, lads.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Apocalyptic posted...

I stuck my hotdog in her buns

I was the chocolate smores to her crackers.
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SpinKirby posted...

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I work long shifts. The graveyard doesnt tend itself.

Deadpool_18 posted...

Speak English, doc. We aint scientists!

I stuck my hotdog in her buns.
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Lads, theres nothing better than clapping the cheeks of a cute white girl.

Time to get the shovel out. We gon be here all night.

Hell yeah
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