Lurker > Apocalyptic

You are most welcome. How was the wank if I may ask? Did the viagra kick in as expected? I notice that you avoid addressing the actual content of my posts. I was merely jesting but if it's true then ouch. My PMs are always open even though I lurk more than post.

Here's another bump in honor of TC. May his ancient busting aspire him to new heights. Maybe he won't drip next time.

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TC's pitiful reply was "Y-You have serious issues!". Go pop a viagra and rub one out. Maybe you'll become a man afterwards.

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How cute. He thinks he's older than me. Oh, how I want to punch your cheek, TC. You still have some growing to do, boy. Even I knew 919 was an outdated rating system. Imagine being older and not keeping up with modern times.

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What's his name again?

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I guarantee you send money to her, simp. Keep whacking off to Instagram girls while you gain weight.

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No such thing as a cute fat girl.

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Here's a friendly reminder of his accomplishments in case you had the audacity to forget:

-Invented the camera
-Invented the tactical espionage genre
-Invented cutscenes
-Invented nanomachines as a plot device
-Invented the most important video game series of all time (Metal Gear)
-Immune to earthquakes
-Fucked Stefanie Joosten
-Friends with several hollywood celebrities
-Invented the strange genre
-Convinced his childhood crush to be in his video game and made her young again
-Has gotten several movie deals

One day, I hope to aspire to the greatness that is Hideo Kojima. Until then, I will settle for being a member of Outer Kojima.

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Mods locked my topic. That wasn't cool at all.

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Peeonidas posted...

what dinosaur topic you alt

The one with my name as the topic creator, Peeonidas.

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Peeonidas posted...

what topic you coward alt

My dinosaur topic. This isn't an alt. I'm not very invested in this site.

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I see the reputation of GameFAQs mods are on point.

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Can someone who read my opening post please step up to the plate?

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I'm about to spit some straight facts.

-Allegedly, dinosaur Bones are radioactive and you can get cancer from digging them up.
-That is why the bones in the natural history museum Are painted with lead paint.
-There are people who think that bones can actually last In the ground for millions of years.
-There are people who argue dinosaur bones are somehow special bones.
-These same people would argue these bones aren't actually the real thing anyway, just the imprint
-In which case there is no Evidence of dinosaurs beyond an imprint that can easily be faked
-Then someone would argue that there is no reason someone would fake Dinosaurs existing

Evolution isn't real, and dinosaurs are an extra delusion brought about to explain the bollocks that is evolution theory. Can a tornado build a car out of a pile of junk? Even after millions of years? No, of course not, so it's incredibly stupid to think something as intricate as the human eye could be made the same way by (((random evolution))).

The fossils in the museums are ground up chicken bones.

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All I'm seeing is tying up and light spanking. He's not even pissing on her or sitting on her face. Wtf

Do housewives really think this is "kinky"?

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This man went through hell and back for this girl. Are you seriously going to tell me that this man didn't take this girl to the nearest bed, rip of her bregrimed clothes, whip out his pulsating, expanded donger, and then cascaded into her while singing Kumbaya? The fuck? Like Luis said, did you see those equipped ballistics? She was rocking the two piece combo.

He hasn't met Chris yet. It's not like he's being pressured into raw dogging Claire yet. Imagine Chris standing outside the window and watching. He's muttering to himself "No Leon, that's the wrong girl. It's my sister, Claire. Leon, you have to fuck my sister. Her biological clock is ticking, Leon. We have to preserve the Redfield lineage."

Forget Ada.

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Squats will fix her right up.

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AGE: 22
OCCUPATION: Flower Merchant

*PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION*

RACE - Half-Cetra/Human
GENDER - Female
HEIGHT - 163cm (5'3")
HAIR COLOR - Brown
EYE COLOR - Green
BLOOD TYPE - O
BUST SIZE - B cup

*PERSONALITY*
extrovert
carefree, outgoing, joyful and upbeat
strong and independent
naive nature
flirty, but pure
motherly
thoughtful of others and doesn't take anything for granted
nature lover
wife-material

She's our girl!

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Might be interesting but I won't hold my breath over this.

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It's a really good game, @darkprince45 . I agree. Even liking the Resistance stuff, too. Capcom did a good enough job. Could have been better for sure but I'm digging what I've played.

viewmaster_pi posted...

bad tracks...? why the fuck you gotta throw your friend under the bus? not cool

Enough. I don't think that user is coming back given their last post so you need to stop with your disruptive posting as well. The point of this thread is to talk about RE3make. Not to puff out your chest. Stay on topic please. Thank you.

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Kaiganeer posted...

-cut content
-add a superfluous, shitty multiplayer mode
-charge full price

crapcom slurpers: "well i'll get a 50-hour experience out of this 4-hour game, it's gonna be so good"

never change

Translation: "I can't afford to spend $60 because it would break the bank!".

Just say it, dude. No shame. These are hard times for everyone. I'll send you some gas money later on, okay?

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Already got my copy. Haven't opened it yet.

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Not liking it that much. 35 hours in and I'm fairly confident in saying this is the end game so I might as well finish the game. However, I can't say I enjoyed most of my time with it. It's not a bad game by any means but it's not nearly as good as the fans hyped it up to be. If this is the best the Tales of series has to offer, I'm not sure I want to try out the rest of the games.

The characters are good. I actually like the chemistry of the cast a lot. Not really feeling Raven being call an old man for his age nor do I need to hear Rita be called the "genius mage" for the millionth time but those are just nitpicks. The characters are solid for a JRPG.

It's mainly the story that has been uninteresting the whole game. I didn't really mind the first plot arc but it feels like the game becomes more generic as it continues. We went from find the aque blastia to save the lower quarter to saving the world? Huh? Why couldn't it just stay small scale and personal? It's not a problem limited to Vesperia to be fair.

Also, I looked at a guide out of curiosity and holy hell did I miss a lot. Why would the devs make some really neat things so easily missable? Time sensitive quests are awful. What would compel a player to go back to this early game town and sleep at the inn? Absolutely nothing. What were the devs thinking?

The combat is good. I like it now in the end game since I have more options and can experiment. Early game to mid game, it felt like a slog more than anything.

The game is solid. I just don't see how it's so good according to others. I probably wouldn't replay this to be honest.

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IloveJesus posted...

Why can nobody fucking read?

It was never an issue of difficulty. Ever. Clearly stated many times. Both of you are going on ignore.

I cannot fathom having this much of a thin skin. Holy shit. Not only did you started hurling insults first over disagreements on a video game but when users retaliated justifiably, you couldn't handle it because you lack a spine. Are you going to put me on ignore, too? I am so embarrassed for you right now. Leave CE please. ResetERA, where people are coddled, is a suitable place for you.

It makes complete sense to put users on ignore if they are racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. but over a video game? Seriously? Lmao

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-Granblue Fantasy Versus
-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team DX
-Nioh 2
-Animal Crossing: New Horizons
-Persona 5 Royal international release
-Resident Evil 3 Remake
-Final Fantasy VII Remake
-Trials of Mana
-Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition

And we still don't know what else Nintendo is planning due to the lack of a Direct. Japan dominates once again. What does the West even have to offer?

-Doom Eternal

Sure.

-The Last of Us Part II

It's a "cinematic experience". Watch it on Youtube and save yourself $60 + tax.

-Ghost of Tsushima

Has potential

-Cyberpunk 2077

Will not live up to the hype. At best, it will be futuristic GTA with more interesting gameplay mechanics and a better story but not some revolutionary game that changes the industry forever that journalists are making it out to be. I'm sure it'll be a good or even great game but it won't live up to the insane hype.

-Marvel's Avengers

lmao

I love anime titties.

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Buy Hideo Kojima's game. Hideo Kojima is the icon of our industry. Hideo Kojima has continued to push the barrier for video games and reinvent the wheel. Hideo Kojima's genius will lead gaming to new heights. Hideo Kojima has a vision that most of us cannot see yet. Hideo Kojima is an amazing man.

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Cookie Bag posted...

Yeah imagine people complaining about crunch and asking people to boycott the game, it's almost like you live in your own bubble made of shit where the idea of punishing said people that went through the crunch just to get the game out and not buying the game is the way to "get back at the company"

Severe mental damage

Seethe harder.

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Scorsese2002 posted...

12hr days? Boo fuckin hoo

I got 60hrs in 4 days last week, come at me

*cracks whip*

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WesternMedia posted...

Wheres the link?

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2020-03-14-crunch-once-again-in-the-spotlight-after-damning-report-on-the-last-of-us-2-developer-naughty-dog

Oops

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Crunch is once again in the spotlight after a damning report on the culture at Naughty Dog revealed worrying working practices.

In a superb report by Jason Schreier, development sources expressed concern at the ability of staff at Naughty Dog to continue working under brutal crunch conditions.

The report reveals how delays to the upcoming The Last of Us 2 only continue the crunch at Sony's celebrated studio, rather than alleviate it - and burnout has caused Naughty Dog staff to leave.

Here's a snippet:

"Many who have worked at Naughty Dog over the years describe it as a duality - as a place that can be simultaneously the best and the worst workplace in the world. Working at Naughty Dog means designing beloved, critically acclaimed games alongside artists and engineers who are considered some of the greatest in their fields. But for many of those same people, it also means working upwards of 12-hour days and even weekends when the studio is in crunch mode, sacrificing their health, relationships, and personal lives at the altar of the game."

Following the publication of the report, former Naughty Dog animator Jonathan Cooper took to Twitter to say The Last of Us 2's gameplay animators "crunched more than I've ever seen" to build a demo of the game shown in September 2019, which "required weeks of recovery afterwards".

"One good friend of mine was hospitalised at that time due to overwork," Cooper continued. "He still had over half a year to go. There have been others since."

Cooper went on to say Naughty Dog's reputation for crunch within Los Angeles "is so bad it was near impossible to hire seasoned contract game animators to close out the project". As a result, Cooper claimed, Naughty Dog hired film animators who "lacked the technical/design knowhow to assemble scenes". This, coupled with "the attrition of key roles", meant the design team "ballooned with juniors".

"Every aspect of finishing this game took much longer due to the lack of game experience on the team," Cooper claimed.

Cooper then claimed Naughty Dog's success "is due in large part to Sony's deep pockets funding delays rather than skill alone. A more senior team would have shipped TLOU2 a year ago".

Sony and Naughty Dog have failed to comment officially on Kotaku's report or Cooper's comments, but Vice President of Naughty Dog Neil Druckmann took to Twitter to back the studio's animators - while failing to address the crunch-related accusations.

Reminder that you can watch The Last of Us Part II on Youtube once it comes out and get the same experience. Don't support these hacks in charge of Naughty Dog. Think of our children, CE.

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-Better music
-Better characters
-More interesting lore
-Sonic at its worst is hysterical while Mario at its worst is Bing Bing Wahoo generic
-Better movie
-Better TV shows
-Sonic's bad games have some soul and love while Mario's bad games are generic

Mario has better highs in terms of games and the superior spin off titles such as Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi, etc. Mario is more innovative as well.

"Are we suddenly in the 90s?"

Yes. I want to go back.

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Would both girls separate and still be pregnant? Likewise, what would happen if a fused being like Vegito knocked up a another fused being like Kefla?

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Lmao at all the butthurt over the internet. Sorry your literally who characters didnt get in yet. Maybe next time. Keep crying while us Fire Emblem bros enjoy Byleth in Smash. Its fun being on the winning side of history.

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