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TopicI pre ordered Horizon Zero Dawn Complete edition earlier, AMA
Apocalyptic
12/04/17 11:05:29 AM
#8
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
She aint cute tho

why not


It's her face mane. I can't pinpoint it but it's just not very attractive.
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TopicI pre ordered Horizon Zero Dawn Complete edition earlier, AMA
Apocalyptic
12/04/17 11:03:18 AM
#4
She aint cute tho
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TopicSo are we getting a new Batman game? Specifically an Arkham game?
Apocalyptic
12/04/17 12:53:15 AM
#30
A bunch of rumors are going around but nothing confirmed. According to Rocksteady, their next game is going to blow people's minds.
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Topictop ten videogame bosses of 2017
Apocalyptic
12/04/17 12:06:15 AM
#19
The boss picked for Cuphead isn't even the best boss in the game. Not even top 5 imo
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TopicHere's the only reason to watch the new Jurassic World movie
Apocalyptic
12/04/17 12:01:01 AM
#1
BLmv205

If you are seriously going to go see Jurassic World 2 for ANY other reason, then you dun goofed.
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TopicTalking to a woman you like is literally impossible sometimes.
Apocalyptic
11/28/17 7:27:19 PM
#1
This shit is ridiculous. Check this shit out, CE.

So, I'm at the gym on campus working out and trying to make gains. Then, I see this girl working out and become attracted to her. She looks like a real life version of the old Fiora design off of League of Legends if you guys ever played that trash.

Anyways, so I can't really approach her at the gym because she always has her headphones plus I feel like it wouldn't turn out well to approach her between sets, you know? Gives me a bad vibe. Luckily, she's in my physics lecture course. Unfortunately, she always comes late and there are a lot of open seats so not only do I not get a chance to sit next to her but even if I attempted to, it would look a little weird.

Now, you're probably wondering why don't I just talk to her after class? The problem with this is she leaves like 20 minutes early. It would be strange if I left at the same time and tried to talk to her. I got to make this look natural, CE. Women can tell when a conversation is not natural and I cannot fuck this up.

I literally don't know what to do. This is like some Dante Must Die levels of difficulty. Honestly, I'm a simple man. I like video games. I like chicken. I like ass. This critical thinking is way beyond me, man.
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TopicGuess the game from the quote
Apocalyptic
11/23/17 10:23:02 PM
#65
Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Game 3 Includes playing as a character that's possessed by an alien...

...Symbiotically...


Ultimate Spider-Man
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TopicHave you ever fallen in love with a video game character before?
Apocalyptic
11/21/17 12:30:23 PM
#1
Well, have you?


4ACAcfj

She's just so perfect, bros.
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TopicNeed some help for what's about to go down tomorrow.
Apocalyptic
11/21/17 8:43:23 AM
#14
Wish me luck, guys.
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TopicBest racing game of all time???
Apocalyptic
11/21/17 12:12:18 AM
#58
F-Zero GX
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TopicNeed some help for what's about to go down tomorrow.
Apocalyptic
11/20/17 11:53:59 PM
#13
I'm liking these ideas so far guys. Keep them up. It goes down 9:30 am tomorrow EST if she comes to class.
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TopicNeed some help for what's about to go down tomorrow.
Apocalyptic
11/20/17 10:16:37 PM
#10
C'mon dudes. This is practically life or death. Should I sit next to her in class or talk to her after class? Before class?
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TopicNeed some help for what's about to go down tomorrow.
Apocalyptic
11/20/17 10:02:33 PM
#7
SnoozeLord posted...
she probs only likes tge BBC, I'm sorry


It's good that I'm black then.
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TopicNeed some help for what's about to go down tomorrow.
Apocalyptic
11/20/17 9:55:55 PM
#1
Alright guys, I've been hitting the gym lately. Trying to get gains and then I saw this girl. She is insanely attractive. Anyways, I noticed she's in my physics course lecture class at uni.

I was planning on talking to her tomorrow in class but I wasn't sure how to proceed. I've literally never talked to her before. I'm taking this incredibly serious if you haven't noticed.

I already know I'm going to fail, bros. Still going to try through. Give me some pointers so I don't completely embarrass myself please.
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TopicPunisher topic *spoilers*
Apocalyptic
11/18/17 12:47:44 PM
#33
WizardPowers posted...
Is it actually good all the way through?

I was told it suffers from the 13 episode curse where it starts good and then dies out as it goes on too long.


Yep, same problem that plagues all of these Marvel Netflix shows which is the pacing. This series still finishes strong, though.
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TopicThe Flash S4, E5 "Girls Night Out" discussion
Apocalyptic
11/08/17 12:28:55 PM
#33
The only good part was drunk Barry. The women literally let a victim and the baddie get away lmao
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Topichas anyone watched the Netflix show 'Big Mouth?"
Apocalyptic
11/06/17 11:34:40 PM
#9
Watch one episode because my friends were raving about it. Didn't laugh even once. Maybe I'll try it again on a rainy day but I was genuinely disinterested in the show while watching.
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TopicBlizzard built a "strike team" to put an end to Overwatch cheaters
Apocalyptic
11/06/17 9:37:40 PM
#16
ZCheveyo posted...
I'm so confused....what the Hell is going on? Are they fighting cheaters or people calling other people names and hurting their feelings?


Both I think
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TopicBlizzard built a "strike team" to put an end to Overwatch cheaters
Apocalyptic
11/06/17 8:34:07 PM
#4
He also pointed to a notification system thatll tell players when somebody theyve reported has been hit with some kind of action. Currently, Kaplan said, between 20 and 30,000 test players receive notifications via email, but it wont be long before notifications start showing up for all players in-game (as opposed to via email). The goal, he explained, is to make it clear that reporting does something and, to the reported, that their actions have tangible consequences.

In the longer term, the strike team is also looking at machine learning as a possible complement to other elements of its anti-toxicity apparatus. At the moment, Blizzard is trying it out in the chats of both Overwatch and Heroes of the Storm, using it to determine words and phrases frequently associated with toxicity. Kaplan says similarly toxic sentiments are aired in both games chats.

It remains disheartening, however, that things ever managed to get this bad in the first place. Kaplan said that he wished the team had put more of a focus on heading these issues off at the pass early on, but stressed that he did not feel the team was simply being lackadaisical or negligent when it failed to implement features like console reporting functionality in Overwatchs early days.

Its kind of like The road to hell is paved with best intentions, he said. Console reporting was a big point of discussion early on, he said, but the team decided against it because, at the time, it would have required all console Overwatch players to also create Battle.net accounts, a small but annoying barrier to entry. But, I noted, that simply meant that the Overwatch team had dodged a bullet, only to get hit by a truck later on.

Thats where were at now, Kaplan replied with a sigh. Best intentions, indeed. Kaplan feels like the team is on the right track now, though, and he wants people to know that this is not a problem theyre tackling reluctantly.

People are fired up about this issue, Kaplan said. He used as an example a particular server programmer on the team who has recently become laser-focused on using the fact that he knows the code better than just about anybody else to deal with toxicity. Nobody had to direct him on that, Kaplan said. Theres a lot of passion on the team to tackle that right now.


Hm...
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TopicBlizzard built a "strike team" to put an end to Overwatch cheaters
Apocalyptic
11/06/17 8:33:07 PM
#1
http://archive.is/nGTCN

These days, its hard to talk about Overwatch without mentioning its ongoing struggles with sexism, racism, griefing, match throwing, and worse. At BlizzCon, game director Jeff Kaplan told Kotaku that fighting toxicity is now more of a priority than ever, to the point that Blizzard has formed a strike team to do so.

In recent months, the Overwatch team has taken flack for perceived foot-dragging in its efforts to stop players from treating each other like garbage. Not only did common-sense features like detailed report categories, notifications when Blizzards taken action against somebody youve reported, and reporting on consoles take multiple months too many to make it into the game, but Kaplan recently put out a strangely defensive video in which he explained that playing whack-a-mole with the games more toxic elements takes away from time the team could be spending on new content and features. Despite all that, Kaplan told me that turning the tide in the fight against toxicity is just as important as adding new characters and levels to the popular team shooter.

Were not sitting here with our heads in the sand, said Kaplan. You have concerns, and your concerns are now one of our top priorities. If that means the thing were gonna focus on as much as Moira and Blizzard World is toxicity, then were gonna do it.

Blizzard has created an anti-toxicity strike team made up of game designers, support staff, analytics people, and a special group called Risk that fights cheating and hacking, Kaplan said. The team is currently devising a series of short, medium, and long-term plans to make Overwatchs community better. While Kaplan said he could not go into too much detail on what exactly the team is doing for fear that this would give griefers more information to game the system more effectively, he offered a couple examples.

In light of criticisms that reported players get off easy, often facing only chat silences and brief suspensions before returning to play, Kaplan said the plan is to err on the side of stricter moderation going forward.

Were starting to action less toward silences and more toward suspensions, he said. If somebodys doing bad behavior, just silencing them can sometimes convince them to do things like throw matches and grief in other ways. If you keep exemplifying bad behavior, were gonna have you leave the game [permanently].

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TopicDoes Odyssey get better?
Apocalyptic
11/05/17 5:46:25 PM
#19
Doe posted...
metralo posted...
nostalgia is a powerful drug

Galaxy was my first console game and I was like 7 or 8 so yeah nostalgia certainly factors in. But even so I seriously love the mechanics and designs of that game. They pretty much did whatever they want. Cookie galaxies, or riding a manta across huge tracks of suspended water, I still remember a ton of the game.

Also, I was absolutely wowed by BotW despite having familiarity with the older Zelda games, but Odyssey didn't feel like as big of a jump. The cappy possession didn't feel that different from normal power-ups. Dino = Mega Mario, Frog = frog suit...


Damn, son.
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TopicAnother church shooting, this time in Texas.
Apocalyptic
11/05/17 5:29:07 PM
#156
kw5fPjj

I wonder what goes through a person's mind when they make such idiotic comments on tragedies.
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TopicSonic Forces comes out in 2 days
Apocalyptic
11/05/17 12:31:00 PM
#8
TableFlip posted...
Tmk posted...
Error1355 posted...
lol

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TopicSame girl who dissed me before does it again.
Apocalyptic
11/05/17 12:12:03 AM
#54
Don't worry, Taddy. I believe in you.
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TopicI want to write a love letter to Daisy Ridley.
Apocalyptic
11/02/17 12:09:15 PM
#11
Dear Daisy,

When you smile, you look like a xenomorph.

Your biggest fan,

(Blank)
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Topic"The universe shouldn't exist", says Cern physicists
Apocalyptic
11/02/17 9:42:29 AM
#73
cjsdowg posted...
PikachuMaxwell posted...
It's all a dream?!?


I used to read Word Up! magazine


Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
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TopicWhat's a Computer Science major like?
Apocalyptic
11/01/17 10:30:49 PM
#44
I would not wish CS upon anyone. Then again, I'm doing pre-med so maybe I'm full of shit.
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TopicThe Flash S4, E4 "Elongated Journey Into Night" discussion
Apocalyptic
10/31/17 9:14:58 PM
#14
Looking forward to more Dibny.
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TopicBloodborne's world is really screwed up
Apocalyptic
10/31/17 7:57:25 PM
#16
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Was hoping we'd see a sequel announced at Paris.


Soon, brother. From will hopefully announce their next few projects at E3 2018.
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TopicStranger Things 2 was a disappointment (Spoilers)
Apocalyptic
10/31/17 7:42:56 PM
#11
Nah, TC is right. Season 2 was not nearly as good as Season 1.
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
Apocalyptic
10/29/17 11:06:04 PM
#104
coolpal23 posted...
Could it be because Mario is technically getting older, and thus, getting harder to get moving around?


Fan theory is that Odyssey takes place before Sunshine.
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TopicObligatory 'What's your costume?' thread.
Apocalyptic
10/28/17 9:34:51 PM
#17
Nothing. I don't have any friends to dress up and go out with.
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TopicAm I being scammed?
Apocalyptic
10/28/17 2:02:23 PM
#3
Naysaspace posted...
Yeah but the scam is your excessive time-wasting on CE


First time I've logged on in a while, bro. Been watching Stranger Things Season 2!!!
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TopicAm I being scammed?
Apocalyptic
10/28/17 1:59:37 PM
#1
Not familiar with Craigslist at all. Someone local texted me and called me cute based off a Craigslist profile that I never made.
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TopicWhat will CE be like in 2050?
Apocalyptic
10/28/17 11:00:56 AM
#2
Dead
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TopicThis girl keeps staring at me in class and I don't know what to do.
Apocalyptic
10/26/17 1:00:29 AM
#10
Y'all got jokes but this is serious.
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TopicThis girl keeps staring at me in class and I don't know what to do.
Apocalyptic
10/26/17 12:51:15 AM
#7
CrimsonWaffle posted...
Give her a smile?


Tried that. Her facial expression did not change at all.
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TopicThis girl keeps staring at me in class and I don't know what to do.
Apocalyptic
10/26/17 12:47:26 AM
#3
soulunison2 posted...
Ask if she wants to see your dagger collection


All I have is a machete and an African hunting blade, though.
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TopicThis girl keeps staring at me in class and I don't know what to do.
Apocalyptic
10/26/17 12:44:26 AM
#1
Alright bros, so I'm taking a chem lab course at uni this semester, right? Every class, this short, white girl with a nice ass stares at me. I don't know, man. It's weird. Today, I was mixing some chemicals and when I looked up, she was just staring at me and she does this every class period.

I would approach and introduce myself but her stare is just so unnerving. She's kinda creepy but her ass is so nice. What do I do?
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TopicPlease tell me I'm not alone in thinking this is ridiculous.
Apocalyptic
10/25/17 8:52:50 PM
#10
__aCEr__ posted...
It's kinda weird when they don't know anyone but these are gonna be Halloween parties so just do it.


They're not even dressing up as far as I know. I was going to be Pennywise but my lady friend didn't want to help me with make up so I decided not to dress up this year.
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TopicPlease tell me I'm not alone in thinking this is ridiculous.
Apocalyptic
10/25/17 8:42:09 PM
#8
I Like Toast posted...
You're completely alone, now shut the fuck up


Sorry, sir.

littlebro07 posted...
Is there potential to have any of your penises consensually inside of a college girl?

If yes, then go


I'd have a better chance of getting laid at this private religious college 20 minutes up the road. Heard the Catholic girls there are very loose.
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TopicPlease tell me I'm not alone in thinking this is ridiculous.
Apocalyptic
10/25/17 8:11:01 PM
#1
My mates want to drive 2 hours down the road to a university they've never been to this weekend just to go to a few parties. I keep getting hassled about going with them.

It just feels dumb to drive that far for a few parties that might be good but even then, they don't know anyone who goes to that university so just like at every other party they attend, the guys will just stand around and look awkward.

Fuck

They don't even go to college because they're too dumb to make it in. These dudes barely passed high school. Hell, some of them didn't pass and still haven't gotten a GED. Don't know why I hang out with them. Maybe I'm dumb, too tbh
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TopicI'm going to rant about Mass Effect Andromeda.
Apocalyptic
10/25/17 4:21:46 PM
#6
Samurontai posted...
How do you die in this game

I played in the hardest difficulty.... you like have to try to die in most cases


I already said it's not hard. I just die every now and then because of human mistakes like trying to revive my party members. I've probably died like four times throughout my ten hours of playtime. I just don't like the checkpoint system.
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TopicI'm going to rant about Mass Effect Andromeda.
Apocalyptic
10/25/17 4:13:46 PM
#1
This is the last topic I'm going to make on this piece of shit game. I completed Eos then went to the ice planet whatever the name is. I just want to say that I am sick and tired of the BS respawn checkpoints in this game. I'm playing the game on hardcore. It's not difficult but sometimes I make mistakes and die. Now, I have zero problem with dying in a game but these motherfucking checkpoints need to be fixed. And is the combat fun? No, it's mindless. If I actually enjoyed it, then this wouldn't be an issue.

Check this shit out. I'm trying to clear the Kett out of the large base on the ice planet, right? I'm doing the part where I have to disable three generators or some shit. I completed that then enemies appear out of nowhere even though SAM usually says when enemies pop up. They appear and I run for cover but for some reason, Ryder wouldn't get behind cover and I died. Then, the game respawned me back like 30 minutes. Complete and utter garbage.

It doesn't end there, either. My party members are idiots who just stand around half the time and get shot until they go down. Ditto for some of the enemies as well. The side quests glitch out sometimes. The voice acting is hit or miss. The writing so far is horrendous. Squadmates are unlikable. Protagonist is unlikable. Kett are boring as antagonists.

Probably the best part of the game is that I get to romance a Turian female but I bet you don't even see the goods. Human and Asari ass is okay but Turian ass is probably taboo.

Fuck this game. Probably not even going to finish it at this point. I'm just going to buy Sonic Mania since that gets a lot of praise.
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TopicThe Flash S4 E3 "Luck Be a Lady" discussion *spoilers*
Apocalyptic
10/24/17 8:53:41 PM
#15
BlueBoy675 posted...
Just looked her up. Some D-list villain I take it?


Yep, don't even think she's been in any recent comics in the past few years.
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TopicThe Flash S4 E3 "Luck Be a Lady" discussion *spoilers*
Apocalyptic
10/24/17 8:42:11 PM
#13
BlueBoy675 posted...
Is this the arrowverse version of Jinx?


She's actually known as Hazard in the comics. The fishnets outfit she was in earlier is her costume in the comics.
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TopicPersona 5 Ultimate Edition now available for $125.
Apocalyptic
10/24/17 7:01:15 PM
#1
It's just Persona 5 with all the DLC.

Those cosmetics must be bitchin if it increases the game price by $65.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-10-24-persona-5s-new-ultimate-edition-bundle-includes-all-currently-available-dlc

A new digital-only Persona 5: Ultimate Edition bundle for PlayStation 3 and PlayStation 4 - which includes all currently released DLC - is now available on the PlayStation Store.

It's a pricey little bugger at first glance, weighing in a 79.99 ($124.99 USD) - which is 25 more than the base game costs on the store. As a note, the PS3 Ultimate Edition is slightly cheaper in North America, costing $114.99 USD.

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TopicNeoGAF is coming back!!
Apocalyptic
10/23/17 7:28:59 PM
#7
And here I was hoping we would finally be living in a post Neogafless world.
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TopicShin Megami Tensei V trailer for Nintendo Switch
Apocalyptic
10/23/17 7:21:47 PM
#59
FightingGames posted...
There's going to be a ps4 version, right?


Probably not.
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TopicShin Megami Tensei V trailer for Nintendo Switch
Apocalyptic
10/23/17 1:10:57 PM
#49
Why can't Personabros and SMTbros be happy for each other? Both are awesome series.
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