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Blue_Inigo posted...

She looks like a female version of him

So him.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Tryhaptaward posted...

College is a scam

They misuse your tuition money for shit you don't want, set aside some of your tuition money on paper printing for x amounts of pages that expire as they don't carry on over each year, small ass desks, expensive bookstore, etc.

This.

Sexypwnstar posted...

DuranOfForcena posted...

what's a clicker?

A device that uses a radio frequency signal in order to transmit answers to a question that are on a powerpoint during lecture which may or may(99% may) not be used to deduct points on your ass!

And also this. Wtf is this? I would say this is completely fucking stupid and a waste of money but that fact speaks for itself and at the same time I'm not surprised at all.

Also. I've been in different workplaces. And bosses/coworkers that got in years back when college degrees weren't required (and still shouldn't be), worked their way up and learned on the job. Those people are 1000 times better at their jobs and at being bosses/managers than every single incompetent asshole with some worthless degree that gets their job right out of college. It is simply infuriating. It's like college is a thing people go to now to become stupid.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Humidity is the absolute worst.
Rain in general is pretty bad when it's just constant.

But I will take 40 degree winter weather any day over miserably oppressive 95+ degree heat.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Eh. A fool and his money are soon parted.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Well let's just start with this. If someone actually believes in fortune telling and past lives. That right there is a sign that everyone should stay as far away as possible from them.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

So if it's for non-perishable items in the middle of the night then why the hell is the story about milk involved?

That's like saying "Run out of OJ at 2 am? Here's a vending machine that dispenses peanut butter for you."
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Terrible. But then the thing that actually stands out most to me is of the four, the 7 year old had the most sense of all of them to not get close.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I went to the game against the Rockies last Thursday.
Simply astonishing. In a bad way.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

The day I care about all those numbers is the day I finally have nothing better to do.
Everything in moderation. That's what I do and I'm not a pudding so I'm doing something right. Without all the calorie counting drama.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

And then after each little performance he just goes back to sitting in his room for weeks on end until the next freakout listening to endless repeats of those Red Letter Media guys doing streams or something. Morning to night. Walks through to go outside and smoke his pot every hour or so. Giggles endlessly. Refuses to eat so now he's skinny. Hopes there's something wrong with him so he can feel justified in his beliefs.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

We coddled him and included him. He saw a shrink. There was concern. For years. Years.
He hates his life, hates us. Wanted to kill (his words) our little brother when he was born. Use to crucify birds he'd shoot to little pieces of wood in the yard. Has been drawing comics of people hearing voices telling them to kill everyone since high school. No I am not fucking joking about this. He leaves them around. This is real. This is the insanity we deal with.
Hates being alone but doesn't want to be a part of going out because he hates seeing people having a good time. Cries and carries on about how life is against him. Have you ever seen a grown adult go into a toddle like crying stomping hissy fit like they just got told they can't have a toy? We have.
We didn't hate him. We didn't treat him like shit. Now we're just indifferent and want him gone. There's a limit to how much you can care. After last weeks shit show performance where (while we can't prove it, but he did it) he sliced through their pools liner to break it. This was after the crying and accusing mind you. I'm done. I am honestly about a inch away from just saying he's dead to me. I'm done. All our lives would be improved with him not being in it.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I'm sorry. I wish my brother was in jail. Really. My brother is still living with my mother at 26 and basically acts like Dandy from that one season of AHS. Only a pot head and not good looking. Mood swings, victim complex, threatening suicide for the last 15 years, hates us all. Mother won't kick his worthless ass out because I guess she just can't bring herself to do it despite everyone telling her it's the only solution. Emotionally manipulates her, carefully times his crying fits/drama to when she has plans so she stays home because she's worried about him. It's a deeply fucked up situation.

I sincerely wish we still had insane asylums in this country. That is absolutely no joke where he belongs. And he better get his shit together because my other brothers and I have already concluded that when our mom is gone (which is hopefully not for decades still but trust me, he'll still be right there), we're kicking him out of that house and if he winds up homeless and insane on the street then so be it. We're done. Every ounce of our capacity to feel anything for him is just gone. Be gone, fuck off and then maybe he'll see what it truly is to have no one.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Let me guess. Your management are a bunch of overpaid incompetent jackasses who only have the positions they do thanks to some inconsequential college trash degree and ass kissing their way to the top. And someone in custodial could do their job better.
Just like everywhere.

Yup. The world sucks. Have a glass of wine and just let the knowledge that they'll all be dead someday soothe you. Or if the morning then OJ with vodka. You're home so it's fine.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

2017: Still without full time work but at least have a substitute position and have my foot in the door. Drinking a lot more.
2012: Working manufacturing and hating it.
2007: Caring for my sick grandfather 24/7.
2002: Going to community college part time that eventually went nowhere but really just wasting time and life I guess.
1997: In high school wishing death upon just about everyone.
1992: 10 years old and ignorant of how miserable life really is.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I always wanted to. Now with them gone, visiting the site is a bucket list thing for me.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I have always thought that weird bs of asking a girlfriend's parent for their daughter's hand in marriage was stupid.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Were there any specifics in the rumors? Or just that there would be a Direct?
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Because their own self absorbed stupidity is clearly more addictive than crack.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Yeah Irma was going to be the undeniable proof of man made climate change according to end of the world morons everywhere, because science! according to them.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

But science!

Who ever would have thought the media was full of shit and only interested in sensationalist fear mongering.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Where I live crickets are everywhere. I've never had then inside but they're everywhere outside. I just moved some junk this evening and there were a bunch of those exact looking ones underneath.

Worst I have in my bathtub are drain flies or the random earwig. I wish I could do something about all the damn night bugs flying around endlessly though.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

If it costs me one extra cent in my day to day life. Then no.
That's the cold hard truth about it all.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

It's just gross. As a guy I keep things trimmed down there. Not shaved but trimmed close. Because I find it gross on myself much less on a woman. There are few things as stomach turning as having to pee in a public bathroom and seeing some other dude's shed pube hair stuck on the edge of the urinal. And they're like 2 inches long or worse. I mean jfc gross!
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Yes. On the basic fact that they've broken into my home to begin with regardless of what they're stealing.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I've always wondered the same thing about the stereotypical gay guy voice.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

No and also, women with that weird hooker makeup on their eyes and stupid eyebrows are nauseating to me.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

No. And can Americans just get over their disgusting love affair with dogs.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Well I've gotten really good at cussing out the ones that call my in the middle of the night claiming to be a "Steve" or "Joe" in the most stereotypical indian accent immaginable while trying to sell me solar panels.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

DiGiorno.

Why would anyone with functioning tastebuds ever vote for anything Newman's Own to be a best of.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

So all of that hoo ha and it tells us what? A big fat nothing.
I've been hearing about this thing for my entire life. About fanciful creatures and plants drawn in it that don't exist. Women bathing with tubes and shit. And what does it turn out to be? A bunch of idiots drawing bs to represent a plant that they saw but decide to draw as crap that looks nothing like it. And the women bathing? Just baths.

Here is a dandelion and it's good for headaches. Let's see. I think I'll explain it in code and then draw that dandelion as a twelve headed monster plant with teeth and breathing fire on top of a pentagram because I'm evidently nothing but an asshole.
That's the thought process here.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Mid 50s. But I'm in my mid 30s so that's not very old to me. My biological father I've never met, nor do I want to. But I always had the youngest parents compared to my friends.

I remember in high school my friend's parents were in their 50s across the board. Ones father was 60. I remember they did a huge birthday party for him in Vegas. Wow. There's a very good chance he's dead by now. That was 1998 and he wasn't in the best of health back then. That's pretty wild thinking about that right now. I can't fathom what it's like having a parent in their 70s when I'm only in my 30s.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Just finished it. Probably going to be an outlier opinion here.
Was season 4 bad? No. Was it good? Not really. Weakest of the 4 so far.

The governor plot line was B story material. It wasn't even that interesting or funny and in the end goes absolutely nowhere. Tied to that Diane and Mr. P's whole entire subplot all comes down to the last episode and it didn't need any of that to get to the same point it seemed like that relationship was already at at the beginning of season 3. Todd's story was just terrible. Those one off ideas of his are fodder for a B story in one episode. The whole season though. It also felt like it went nowhere. He comes to terms with his sexual status. That's good I guess but it was already out of the way before the midway point though. The rest is that silly clown dentist plot that honestly became irritating because I wanted more from other plots.

PC's story was great. Imho it and Bojack's mom's past were the only two story threads that had any sort of weight to them at all this season. Her own horrifying parents explain her better but still doesn't excuse how terrible she is. Honestly didn't feel anything for how she ended up. She deserved it. But it was still great to get there. Hollyhock and Bojack? Idk. It also felt for some reason that it went the whole season all to end up without any meaningful impact in either's lives at the end.

Season 1, 2 and 3 all felt like everyone started at one point and ended at another. For good or bad.
No one seemed to be anywhere different at the end of 4 than they did at the beginning of it. Like, season 5 could pick up with you missing all of season 4 and I would think it wouldn't make a difference. Other than Bojack has a sister and Diane and Mr P. realize it isn't working. But like I said, one adds nothing and the other we could see coming even in season 2.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I was 19. I woke up when my aunt called and my grandfather picked it up. It was a little before 6am here. I had some college class that I can't even remember later that day. But I heard him saying like "An explosion? In which building? That's the really tall one." So on that cue it was like oh sounds big so I flipped on my bedroom tv while still laying in bed. Everyone was still debating if it was a plane or gas explosion. He came in to tell me but by this time I had it on.
So I was just there watching and I could hear his bedroom tv on the same channel. We saw the second plane hit live. Couldn't even tell you what channel it was but it was that thing where you have a hundred thoughts going through your head at once but it's in the span of just seconds. Because I remember seeing the second plane come into view in the corner of the screen and thinking "Is that a helicopter? No. A small plane or maybe a big plane far away going to the airport and I'm just seeing it from a weird angle?" And then seeing it come real close and then the explosion and just realizing what it was now.
Jumped up and I could hear my grandfather come walking down from his room at the same time. I can't even remember what we said to each other. But I put on the big tv in the living room and we stood there and watched the rest.

I remember watching the jumpers with him. The camera had a close up of this guy hanging out a window trying to climb down and then slipping. And idk why but I thought it was close to street level. But then it paned out quick and follows him down and you realize it was like the 100th floor. Seeing that, then all these other people falling and the the first tower collapsing. Never been so horrified at seeing something in my life or since. And seeing my grandfather react the same.

People are right. If you grew up in the post 9-11 world or remember it but not really grasping it. Then it's all just this historical event now. Like Pearl Harbor or the JFK assassination. I remember older family and people always saying how shocking those were and how you remember exactly where your were and what you were doing when you heard. And not being able to grasp what that would be like. 9-11 is that. I will never forget that day, where i was standing seeing those buildings fall. Even if you weren't there, even if you didn't know anyone directly involved. It felt like you were directly involved. The horror, shock, hate, rage, pain, and flurry of other emotions that seem impossible to have all at the same time. And knowing every single other american felt them too that day and in the following weeks. No matter the color or sex or whatever. It is completely indescribable in words.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Earthquakes and some volcanoes along the west, Hawaii and Alaska. Blizzards along the north, east and Alaska. Tornados possible everywhere in the middle including parts of Colorado. Hurricanes in the south.

I think the only states that don't get anything potentially devastating are Nevada, Utah, Arizona and New Mexico.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

The initial bombing of every known installation and his palaces? A day.
All the drama that would unfold after that day? Decades.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Angry leftist with no argument beyond yelling "fuck you" and calling people nazis in front of a "no hate" sign. Beautiful. And they don't understand why people don't want their side in power.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

It was a moment it time. It's embarrassing now but it was the thing back then. There's tons of stuff like that across all decades.
I was in high school in the mid/late 90s. And yeah, my friends and I listened to Limp Bizkit and Korn. And Blink and No Doubt too. Of all of that I still do listen to Blink. But yeah, spiked bleached hair, baggy pants but never to the extreme, pagers. Solid color polo shirts were a thing I seem to remember, with plaid jackets. Mix a little of that "surfer" style in. Yeah. I did it. It's embarrassing to admit it but I'm not going to deny it either.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I counted at least 3 "fucks" in this one episode of AHS.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Don't give me that liberal "best and brightest" bs. There is not one single reason why our universities should be filling up with foreigners instead of US citizens.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Good. More spots open for actual citizens then.
I've said for years now that a cap of 5% max on foreign enrollment to US citizen enrollment should be placed on all public colleges and universities. Our institutions should be teaching americans.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

No I am not. And I don't support the idea of encouraging and aggrandizing a mental health issue. And pumping someone full of lies and hormones and cutting off genitalia to be replaced with plastic parts of others is not a treatment or therapy. It's no more a treatment than lobotomies were for bi polar disorder in the 40s.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Thank god.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Muffinz0rz posted...

Not sure which is more bullshit, the fact that was called excessive celebration, or the fact that the penalty is a wiped away TD

This!
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I imagine it's all geared towards spinsters and jilted man hating divorcees.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Personally I wish they would get something on the ballot to keep everything but necessary services (police, hospital, etc.) closed on certain days. One more than any other. Thanksgiving.
Just fuck these damn pos retailers that open on that day now.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Having worked in retail you quickly realize most people are both assholes and idiots.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Look.
Either NK is a real threat. A real and genuine threat to us and those around them. In which case strike them and stop sissy footing around that fact. Yes it's going to be bad. Yes SK and maybe Japan will get fired at. Yes Russia and China will get their knickers in a massive twist. But if they're truly a threat then do it. If you really believe they'll be an even bigger problem later then do it now.
Otherwise shut the hell up about it, accept that they are a nuclear power on the world stage and open dialogue with them as an equal.

One or the other.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Fine with me. Their damn parents should have come here legally like my great grandparents did. Ship them all back and make them stand in line and do it right.
Not to mention the freebies CA and the feds like to hand out to these assholes because "Aw, you poor immigrant. Here illegally? That's okay, here's free xyz, here's assistance, here's grants and scholarships for college. etc, etc." All while actual citizens get shafted. Well fuck them. Send them back.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

My brother and I and sometimes our mother scroll through the guide listing sometimes and try and figure out what the movie is about based only on the title. Then go to the description and I would say we have about a 75% success rate at getting it exactly.

I'm just going to make these titles up but I bet a few are real. "The Woman Nextdoor, The Missing, A Man's Shadow, Deadly Ex, The Woman In The Mirror, Escape!, The Girl Behind The Glass, No Means No, Bullied" And they all have laughable cliche descriptions. I mean how on earth are people so lame that they watch this garbage. An evil man almost always. An ex, the current love interest with a secret, a creeper next door, her father, her brother, etc. Sometimes an evil woman who's jealous. They stole her baby, her virginity, her eggs. She was molested, she saw an evil man kill another woman, the babysitter wants to kill her and take her place or take her baby.
And then comes christmastime. It and all the channels like it. "A Grandpa For Christmas, A New Mommy For Christmas, The Puppy That Saved Christmas"

And honestly the most baffling thing I've ever seen advertise was from last year. Because my mother was binging Gilmore Girls and it was advertising non stop. "Black Guy Rooftop Christmas Tree" or something almost that. I mean flat out bizarre. It was like Judge: "You can't put that christmas tree on your roof old black guy." Council member: "It's against code! To jail with you!" Lawyer white woman too busy to start a family: "We have to save christmas! And the only way to do that is free old black guy so he restores the christmas spirit in our town with his crappy rooftop christmas tree in the hood!" I mean holy shit! It was like a cliche crapped out a saccharine overdose and died of embarrassment all at the same time.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.