Current Events > Lifetime movies are funny

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Especially for all of the stereotypes and misogyny
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remember the one where a teen's porn addiction tears the family apart? that's a classic

treewojima posted...

remember the one where a teen's porn addiction tears the family apart? that's a classic

I'm watching the Nanny Cam one right now, the girl is actually pretty hot tbh

Whats that one called?
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The revenge on the domestic abuser storylines are always intense.
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treewojima posted...

remember the one where a teen's porn addiction tears the family apart? that's a classic

The one where he used the sports teams emails to sign up for websites?
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PoopPotato posted...

The revenge on the domestic abuser storylines are always intense.

There's this one where Holly Marie Combs from Charmed kills a guy with a sword lmao. A literal sword
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KlRBEH posted...

Especially for all of the stereotypes and misandry

FTFY
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UncleBourbon33 posted...

KlRBEH posted...

Especially for all of the stereotypes and misandry

FTFY

Yeah I think that's the proper word I was looking for lol
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Remember "Girl Positive"?
It is about a girl who gets HIV

Lifetime taught me that men are evil
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littlebro07 posted...

Lifetime taught me that men are evil

A 2013 global study on homicide by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime found that males accounted for about 96 percent of all homicide perpetrators worldwide
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My brother and I and sometimes our mother scroll through the guide listing sometimes and try and figure out what the movie is about based only on the title. Then go to the description and I would say we have about a 75% success rate at getting it exactly.

I'm just going to make these titles up but I bet a few are real. "The Woman Nextdoor, The Missing, A Man's Shadow, Deadly Ex, The Woman In The Mirror, Escape!, The Girl Behind The Glass, No Means No, Bullied" And they all have laughable cliche descriptions. I mean how on earth are people so lame that they watch this garbage. An evil man almost always. An ex, the current love interest with a secret, a creeper next door, her father, her brother, etc. Sometimes an evil woman who's jealous. They stole her baby, her virginity, her eggs. She was molested, she saw an evil man kill another woman, the babysitter wants to kill her and take her place or take her baby.
And then comes christmastime. It and all the channels like it. "A Grandpa For Christmas, A New Mommy For Christmas, The Puppy That Saved Christmas"

And honestly the most baffling thing I've ever seen advertise was from last year. Because my mother was binging Gilmore Girls and it was advertising non stop. "Black Guy Rooftop Christmas Tree" or something almost that. I mean flat out bizarre. It was like Judge: "You can't put that christmas tree on your roof old black guy." Council member: "It's against code! To jail with you!" Lawyer white woman too busy to start a family: "We have to save christmas! And the only way to do that is free old black guy so he restores the christmas spirit in our town with his crappy rooftop christmas tree in the hood!" I mean holy shit! It was like a cliche crapped out a saccharine overdose and died of embarrassment all at the same time.
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What, you mean the one where the Husband quickly devolves to a life of alcholism, domestic violence, and verbal outbursts?
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I imagine it's all geared towards spinsters and jilted man hating divorcees.
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I like how they teach women: "Even if there is 0 evidence of your man cheating, just. keep. picking. and you WILL find that he is."
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