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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:00:53 AM
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Deal or No Deal?


If you take the deal, you have to use these as pillows instead
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(or simply rest your head on nothing at all)
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gguirao
09/10/17 3:01:52 AM
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Deal.
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Squidkids
09/10/17 3:02:24 AM
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200k or get sleep.. GEEE! that is a tuff one
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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:09:57 AM
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Squidkids posted...
200k or get sleep.. GEEE! that is a tuff one


I could fall asleep on those
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Hexenherz
09/10/17 3:22:14 AM
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can you use things like blankets on sofa armrests to make cushions for your head?
or just ... blankets in general bundled up in the shape of a pillow?
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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:24:46 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
can you use things like blankets on sofa armrests to make cushions for your head?
or just ... blankets in general bundled up in the shape of a pillow?


no. boobs or nothing
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MabusIncarnate
09/10/17 3:25:48 AM
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What happens if I roll off of those glorious things in the middle of the night?
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Robin_Dude
09/10/17 3:36:28 AM
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Let's be real, I'm a forever alone, feral, anxiety prone weeb. Since upon accepting the deal I'm not going be magically provided with a set of boobs to sleep on, and the odds of finding some to sleep on are slim to none for me.

no deal
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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:36:54 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What happens if I roll off of those glorious things in the middle of the night?


You could hold onto them or I guess you could ask her to hold on to your head.
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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:37:40 AM
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Robin_Dude posted...
Let's be real, I'm a forever alone, feral, anxiety prone weeb. Since upon accepting the deal I'm not going be magically provided with a set of boobs to sleep on, and the odds of finding some to sleep on are slim to none for me.

no deal


I mean the whole thing is hypothetical. Her boobs are part of the deal.
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Robin_Dude
09/10/17 3:38:53 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Robin_Dude posted...
Let's be real, I'm a forever alone, feral, anxiety prone weeb. Since upon accepting the deal I'm not going be magically provided with a set of boobs to sleep on, and the odds of finding some to sleep on are slim to none for me.

no deal


I mean the whole thing is hypothetical. Her boobs are part of the deal.

Does she need to be fed and maintained? My pillows require no sustenance.
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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:40:23 AM
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Robin_Dude posted...

Does she need to be fed and maintained? My pillows require no sustenance.


She feeds/maintains herself
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MabusIncarnate
09/10/17 3:40:58 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
What happens if I roll off of those glorious things in the middle of the night?


You could hold onto them or I guess you could ask her to hold on to your head.

Okay, so no Final Destination kinda shit and I don't die in the middle of the night if I breach contract.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/10/17 3:41:05 AM
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Milkman5
09/10/17 3:44:08 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Okay, so no Final Destination kinda s*** and I don't die in the middle of the night if I breach contract.


Oh, well I said you can use her boobs or nothing. So if you roll onto the bed that counts as no pillow which is ok.
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FluttershyPony
09/10/17 4:27:38 AM
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people have been sleeping without pillows for thousands of years and are just fine. damn these generation Z kids are so soft.
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BalanceLost
09/10/17 4:30:44 AM
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*converts the sum*

Just short of 1.6 million kronor for that? No deal!
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EternalDivide
09/10/17 4:48:29 AM
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No and also, women with that weird hooker makeup on their eyes and stupid eyebrows are nauseating to me.
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MabusIncarnate
09/10/17 4:53:23 AM
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EternalDivide posted...
No and also, women with that weird hooker makeup on their eyes and stupid eyebrows are nauseating to me.

We call them clown brows, or caterpillar brows. @electricbugs2 is a big fan of girls with those nasty things.
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LittleRoyal
09/10/17 5:10:10 AM
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Would guys think I'm lesbian? I'd never get a boyfriend if I had her with me all the time, but I don't want to sleep on no pillows and boobs are comfy... 3:
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lilJoe457
09/10/17 6:45:27 AM
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I don't usually sleep with a pillow so this is easy.
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