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Lonestar2000
09/04/17 3:39:24 AM
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/849682/north-korea-news-nuclear-test-ballistic-missile-launch-world-war-3-south-korea-kim-jong-un
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DreadedWave
09/04/17 3:43:34 AM
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Zero_Destroyer
09/04/17 3:45:46 AM
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fake news
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DD Divine
09/04/17 3:46:03 AM
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Oh but Faux News said trump stopped this.
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kingdrake2
09/04/17 3:50:01 AM
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DreadedWave posted...
RIP everyone


it's always something out to get us.... hurricane steve harvey and his mustache juice. hurricane irma or those constant threats with north korea.
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Lonestar2000
09/04/17 3:50:03 AM
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 3:50:40 AM
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North Korea will cease to exist within half an hour of pulling any shit, regardless of who it does it to.
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The_Donald
09/04/17 3:54:51 AM
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Obama had eight years to solve this without nuclear weapons being used. He kept kicking the can and look where we're at now.
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ZCheveyo
09/04/17 3:55:27 AM
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How long are the people in charge going to let this guy go unchecked?

I mean, don't get me wrong....I get that it's mostly puffery (at this point), but there are certain behaviors that should be stopped immediately lest they grow into habits and then they become quite difficult to stop.
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DavidWong
09/04/17 3:55:49 AM
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North Korea are setting up us the bomb
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 3:56:49 AM
#11:


The_Donald posted...
Obama had eight years to solve this without nuclear weapons being used. He kept kicking the can and look where we're at now.

Eisenhower didn't solve it either.

Both of my grandads were in a war that accomplished absolutely nothing, for either side.
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Bat178
09/04/17 4:02:58 AM
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World War 3? Seriously? They think this will start World War 3?
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 4:04:09 AM
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Bat178 posted...
World War 3? Seriously?

No.
The Kims only exist because China likes having a buffer between it an Seoul.
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The_Donald
09/04/17 4:07:46 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The_Donald posted...
Obama had eight years to solve this without nuclear weapons being used. He kept kicking the can and look where we're at now.

Eisenhower didn't solve it either.

Both of my grandads were in a war that accomplished absolutely nothing, for either side.

Then you have no idea what during the Korean War and i'm sure your grandparents would be disappointed to hear you say this.

We saved Korea from being completely overrun by the Chinese backed north. Us being able to restore the boundaries to the 38th parallel was an amazing achievement.
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BaronessaRolab
09/04/17 4:08:47 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Bat178 posted...
World War 3? Seriously?

No.
The Kims only exist because China likes having a buffer between it and Seoul.


And they dont want to deal will millions of refugees.
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Gimmick
09/04/17 4:08:58 AM
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In the words of the great slim shady in the song called Kim

"So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying, bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's the matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad, bitch, you're gonna finally hear me out this time

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you"

It kinda sounds fitting.
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St0rmFury
09/04/17 4:09:35 AM
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As long as they evacuate all the noonas, I'm good.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
09/04/17 4:12:49 AM
#19:


DavidWong posted...
North Korea are setting up us the bomb

What you say!?
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MuayThai85
09/04/17 4:15:29 AM
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Hopefully if she hits the fan and NK goes completely crazy and nukes Seoul or Tokyo that 3,500km is enough of a buffer distance from the nuclear fallout of NK being turned into a parking lot.
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Sativa_Rose
09/04/17 4:16:57 AM
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I hope it doesn't get to the point where NK successfully nukes anyone. That would be terrible.
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Banana_Mana
09/04/17 4:18:22 AM
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Looks like I'm dead.

Dickbag yanks antagonising everyone. Causing all the problems and solving none!
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/04/17 4:19:01 AM
#23:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
DavidWong posted...
North Korea are setting up us the bomb

What you say!?

Main screen turn on.
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DoomtheGrav
09/04/17 4:19:03 AM
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Futures so bright that I gotta wear shades
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DocileOrangeCup
09/04/17 4:19:12 AM
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so this is it, huh. I knew my life was slowly getting better to ease the pain of being exploded by a pudgy korean.
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Bat178
09/04/17 4:20:31 AM
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Why did I choose to go live in California and not stay in Europe? Why? Why? Why?
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 4:22:15 AM
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The_Donald posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
The_Donald posted...
Obama had eight years to solve this without nuclear weapons being used. He kept kicking the can and look where we're at now.

Eisenhower didn't solve it either.

Both of my grandads were in a war that accomplished absolutely nothing, for either side.

Then you have no idea what during the Korean War and i'm sure your grandparents would be disappointed to hear you say this.

We saved Korea from being completely overrun by the Chinese backed north. Us being able to restore the boundaries to the 38th parallel was an amazing achievement.

The Chinese were not involved until the north was driven back to the Chinese border.
I was told stories of one of my grandad's units getting wiped out, with one survivor, and he only survived because he was fixing a jeep at the bottom of the hill.
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Houndeath
09/04/17 4:22:40 AM
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Bat178 posted...
Why did I choose to go live in California and not stay in Europe? Why? Why? Why?


If California goes down, so does the rest of the world on account of that fucking volcano
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Bat178
09/04/17 4:23:48 AM
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Houndeath posted...
Bat178 posted...
Why did I choose to go live in California and not stay in Europe? Why? Why? Why?


If California goes down, so does the rest of the world on account of that fucking volcano

That volcano is in Wyoming, not California, but still. I'm only 22, what did I do to deserve this? I don't want to die, I don't want to die...
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Sami1000
09/04/17 4:29:37 AM
#31:


MuayThai85 posted...
Hopefully if she hits the fan and NK goes completely crazy and nukes Seoul or Tokyo that 3,500km is enough of a buffer distance from the nuclear fallout of NK being turned into a parking lot.


She better not, lol
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Lonestar2000
09/04/17 4:29:46 AM
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@Banana_Mana posted...
Looks like I'm dead.

Dickbag yanks antagonising everyone. Causing all the problems and solving none!

Yeah, North Korea is completely innocent.
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Banana_Mana
09/04/17 4:30:19 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
@Banana_Mana posted...
Looks like I'm dead.

Dickbag yanks antagonising everyone. Causing all the problems and solving none!

Yeah, North Korea is completely innocent.


Where did I say they were innocent?
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Bat178
09/04/17 4:30:36 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
@Banana_Mana posted...
Looks like I'm dead.

Dickbag yanks antagonising everyone. Causing all the problems and solving none!

Yeah, North Korea is completely innocent.

They dramatically accelerated their nuclear program after Trump constantly threatened them.
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eggcorn
09/04/17 4:35:26 AM
#37:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
DavidWong posted...
North Korea are setting up us the bomb

What you say!?

Main screen turn on.

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DreadedWave
09/04/17 4:57:34 AM
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Bat178 posted...
They dramatically accelerated their nuclear program after Trump constantly threatened them.

I don't want to condone Trump's saber rattling but NK has been threatening violence since before most of us were born. If they attack someone it was pretty much inevitable.
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 5:00:20 AM
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DreadedWave posted...
NK has been threatening violence since before most of us were born

If there's a 64-year-old FAQer out there, you need to make yourself known.
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Lvaneede
09/04/17 5:09:36 AM
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NK will continue to make threats, but they wont actually do anything. They know USA can and will destroy them.
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 5:11:18 AM
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Lvaneede posted...
NK will continue to make threats, but they wont actually do anything. They know USA can and will destroy them.

If NK actually lobs a nuke anywhere on the planet, China will very likely stand aside while it's obliterated very quickly.
That may well be the optimal endgame. China gets the glowing glass wasteland in the end.
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Banana_Mana
09/04/17 5:13:23 AM
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DreadedWave posted...
Bat178 posted...
They dramatically accelerated their nuclear program after Trump constantly threatened them.

I don't want to condone Trump's saber rattling but NK has been threatening violence since before most of us were born. If they attack someone it was pretty much inevitable.


Threatening is different from doing. They've been trying to avoid doing anything serious until recently. Now they feel backed into a corner.

Been like this since the 50s. They haven't done anything. I don't think they will, and neither do most Koreans, but if they do then recent rhetoric and aggression from the US has a lot of blame.
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Banana_Mana
09/04/17 5:14:57 AM
#43:


Lvaneede posted...
NK will continue to make threats, but they wont actually do anything. They know USA can and will destroy them.


It's more that they know they will lose the dictatorship.

And that ties with the South may not be fixable if they bomb anyone
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EternalDivide
09/04/17 5:19:18 AM
#44:


Look.
Either NK is a real threat. A real and genuine threat to us and those around them. In which case strike them and stop sissy footing around that fact. Yes it's going to be bad. Yes SK and maybe Japan will get fired at. Yes Russia and China will get their knickers in a massive twist. But if they're truly a threat then do it. If you really believe they'll be an even bigger problem later then do it now.
Otherwise shut the hell up about it, accept that they are a nuclear power on the world stage and open dialogue with them as an equal.

One or the other.
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thompsontalker7
09/04/17 5:19:44 AM
#45:


Instigating NK may not have done anyone any favors, but it's a bit annoying to think people were just okay with leaving them be until Trump started to do so. They've had plenty of time to get to this point due to inaction.
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 5:22:51 AM
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The greatest solution to North Korea is reaming Japan.
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CircleOfManias
09/04/17 6:14:05 AM
#47:


Yet another test. NK may be crazy, but they're not stupid. They're not going to strike first because China won't back them on that, they're trying to provoke the US into striking first because China will back them on defense. And we have a president that's enough of an idiot to fall for it.
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Dash_Harber
09/04/17 6:14:44 AM
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North Korea has been 'preparing to launch a missile' for about two decades now.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
09/04/17 6:24:48 AM
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North Korea still hasn't done anything to justify a war against them. Just because we hear about it in the news every day, doesn't make it any worse than the last 20 years of threats.
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Questionmarktarius
09/04/17 6:26:48 AM
#50:


ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
North Korea still hasn't done anything to justify a war against them.

This is correct.
However, tossing a nuke anywhere nearby will be.
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Banana_Mana
09/04/17 6:51:19 AM
#51:


Dash_Harber posted...
North Korea has been 'preparing to launch a missile' for about two decades now.


Way longer
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Laserion
09/04/17 9:43:52 AM
#52:


CircleOfManias posted...
Yet another test. NK may be crazy, but they're not stupid. They're not going to strike first because China won't back them on that, they're trying to provoke the US into striking first because China will back them on defense. And we have a president that's enough of an idiot to fall for it.

Is there someone who points out these things to the president?
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