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"Hey babe, are you a fan of $5 foot longs? Because I can get you 1/4 of the way there! "
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MICHALECOLE posted...

The fact that you could drive into the car in front of you completely nerfed the difficulty and ruined the game.

Or am I remembering that wrong?

You mean a shunt? That was in Takedown as well, and it really only works if you have a heavier car then the person you are running into and/or are going a lot faster then them.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Burnout 3 revenge was garbage. Takedown was a billion times better.

How? Revenge was Takedown with better graphics and a new Revenge mechanic. It was literally a better game. Even the soundtrack was better.

I mean I can understand how Dominator was worse(No crash mode, bad track design and AVRIL FUCKING LAVIGNE YOU PIECES OF SHIT!!!!), but Revenge was just Takedown with stuff added.
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Burnout Paradise was basically Criterion's resume for the job of taking over the Need for Speed franchise.

helIy posted...

i'd rather have burnout 3 takedown

I liked Revenge more, but I would certainly accept Burnout 3.
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streamofthesky posted...

Uh...NO. Teddys most famous motto was "speak softly and carry a big stick."

And just like Trump he never followed his own advice. There are ton of examples of him basically yelling and screaming his way though his presidency to force what he wanted through congress.

Plus, if you want to bring up "Ethnic Cleansing", look at what Teddy did in Panama.
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Power nap for 5 minutes. Usually keeps me awake for the next couple of hours until I find a place to properly sleep.
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Nihilism, never knew what it meant until recently, I just heard it in a Rancid song and thought it was a cool word.

When my friends and I were anarchists in high school, we used to be obsessed with words like chaos, void, and shfum (we made the last one up, obviously).
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Oddly enough for the people saying Teddy, he is probably the president who is the most like Trump. I mean if Twitter was a thing 110 years ago, Trumps twitter feed is probably what you would have seen out of Teddy.

Anyways, for me it is Jackson. Probably the closest to a Libertarian president we have ever had.
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$40 for a remake of a 25 year old game that somehow looks worse then the original? No thanks.

Plus I am subscribed to Square's mailing list, they give so little shits about it they didn't even advertise it, and they advertise EVERYTHING, even their crappy mobile games.
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Some of the urban schools in my area already have police officers and metal detectors, doesn't make them any safer. If anything it tells me "keep your kids out of this school if you value their life".

Plus the whole "just charge the parents a few bucks a month" reeks of you not understanding what living paycheck to paycheck means. Half the kids that go to the problem schools have parents that cant even afford food for 3 meals a day let alone paying for schooling.
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I prefer Google Play Music, it is like a combination iTunes without the incessant updates and Spotify without the shitty suggestions.
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"Based on your recent playing of Darkthrone's Fuck off and Die, I think you might like this:"

*Plays latest Demi Lovato song*
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BrutonGaster posted...

How can you play two video games simultaneously?

If they are on separate systems, easily. Just have both running at the same time and use whatever hands necessary.

If they are both on PC, also possible through multiple windows and macros (if needed).

Why would you even want to do this in the first place?

Grind heavy RPGs so you can do something else besides running around and pressing X for hours at a time.
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Heard some kids talking about it at school, decided to turn on MTV to see if I could find it, and it happened to be the first music video I saw. Funny enough, the second one was 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins who instantly became one of my favorite bands.
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All gems are worthless when you get down to it, diamonds just have the distinction of being strong enough to cut through other rocks. Their only worth is in vanity.
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The type of dogs used for meat are not the kind of dogs used as pets. As in the people complaining would never want to keep them as pets if they saw them before they were processed.

It's kind of like eating kangaroo in Australia or deer in the states. Yes, it is kind of a grey area, but not nearly as horrible as people make it out to be.
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Men have a problem of getting a date, women have the problem of getting OUT of a date.
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Lokarin posted...

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Zeus posted...

...that's literally not true at all. Sex offenders who aren't caught generally re-offend until they're caught.

Yes, and what about after caught - but without prison?

The same thing. Because they had no punoshment at all. If they can do whatever they want without punishment, why stop?

Well, science seems to disagree.

Explain it to me, then. Because they sounds like a load of shit.

If I provide a source and you don't read the source then why do I even source?

Once scientific article is not "proof", proof would be many scientific studies and a conclusion based on all of them providing the same result.
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Jen0125 posted...

FellWolf posted...

How do you THINK he is? Have you sucked his dick?

did you just assume EVERYONE'S gender?!

Dick sucking is gender neutral.
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401k and IRA

In other words, I don't. Yea, I look at something like bit coin and may think "I should have bought a bunch of that when it was cheap as hell", but long term I would rather have steady constant growth then put a bunch a money into something and pray it will work out.
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Jen0125 posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

Prisons aren't a self help program, they're punishment

They're supposed to be for rehabilitation.

Rehabilitation died when labor unions became a thing. I am not even joking.

Originally prison was a place where people were taught a trade, and setup with a career once they got out. However, labor unions hated the fact that skilled people where being churned out through prison. These people (who were willing to work for less money then unionized labor) were stealing jobs from union labor and therefore they passed laws preventing prisons from allowing prisoners to do manual labor, and making employers less likely to hire people with a criminal record.

After that, prison just became a place to get criminals out of society.
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At my mom's apartment complex, the doors on the elevator don't close unless you press the button. Like they will actually stay open forever (at least it feels that way).
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I actually liked Other M. Granted, I beat the game fast and didn't really play it a ton, but I still liked it when I played it.

I just hope they de-emphasize scanning, I hate having to scan every fucking thing when I am running along in the game. And I REALLY hate missable scans such as bosses or missile upgrade.
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If you are like me and only eat it like once a week then never. If I ate it everyday then yea I would get tired of it pretty quickly.
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Revelation34 posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

So? They're all emulated eventually.

Even some really old games are impossible to emulate 100%.

Oh damn, guess I will never be able to play a perfectly emulated version of Tennis for Two.

Oh wait, neither can PS4 owners.
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The Offspring in '96. It was in a very small music hall (like could only fit maybe 200 - 300 people), and so many people were smoking up it looked like a Grateful Dead concert. I was up on the balcony.

Green Day in '98. Billie Joe was CRAZY back then, he dressed in drag for "King for a Day", flashed his dick halfway through the concert, and the set ended with them smashing all of their instruments and creating a bonfire in the middle of the stage with them.

Finally, Smashing Pumpkins a couple years ago. There wasn't anything "amazing" about the show, I just loved the fact that they kept the pace quick and managed to play pretty much all of the fan favorites as well as some stuff from the new album. They even played Silverfuck which I was thought was amazing, never thought I would hear that live.
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In Town of Salem, I told everyone I was a Survivor just before night one. Turns out I was actually a Veteran and instead went on alert. I killed off 6 people in the first night: A Serial Killer, Mafioso, Janitor, Lookout, Sheriff, and Bodyguard.
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Is that milk in her coffee?

Uh, no thanks. I have standards man.
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Hey Poland, you had Polish Death Camps!

Arrest me, bitch!
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You get far enough in Xenoblade and you can basically let the game play itself.
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Main reason I don't play the lottery. The last thing I want if I end up with a windfall of money is having everyone know I ended up with a windfall of money.
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Every time I see a man bun, I want to grab my garden sheers and snip it off. Wear your hair in a pony tail you hipster douche.
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Work, get some KFC, Video Game, Sleep.
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Zeus posted...

The level of ink is nasty. She looks like she *might* have been attractive besides that, although she's aging quickly. Plus she picked a terrible career for longevity.

I agree, and normally I like tattoos on women. If she had half as much ink she would be twice as sexy.

Although her justification for being a stripper is...interesting. Just admit it is good money and get over yourself.
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I was going to say Odallus: The Dark Call for $.80, but I apparently bought that back in 2017.

So I guess none then.
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Jen0125 posted...

I don't even know what it's for.

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hypnoticspector posted...

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Jen0125 posted...

i just don't understand the point

GameFaqs got more traffic, Gamespot got more ads clicks, this way CBS can get more money per ad revenue.

what are these ads you speak of?

People who use Gamespot are too stupid to know what adblock is.
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Neckbeards exist here, they are just thrown into a corner and fed scraps from the cafeteria because no one wants to deal with their shit.
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minervo posted...

Why is Chicago so incredibly democrat? Haven't they had enough of their high crime rate?

Cities are always like that. I come from a small city and despite the county being incredibly Republican, the city itself has had a Democrat for mayor since the 1973.
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More then I would like to admit.
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He is OK, I preferred H.G. Wells stuff more though.
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I always looked forward to Celebrity Deathmatch Superbowl special when I was a kid, even though I never watch the game.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Dikitain posted...

Except that he is even quoted as hating Trump because his son-in-law is Jewish.

Doesn't matter.

The DNC will try to use him in order to smear Trump, and the rest of the Republican Party.

By that logic, the DNC should embrace him since he hates Trump so much.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

I am thinking that he may be a DNC plant, in order to claim that Trump associates with Neo-Nazis.

Except that he is even quoted as hating Trump because his son-in-law is Jewish.
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Probably a matter of "no chance we can ever win this so we aren't going to pump money into campaigning", hence you end up with whoever is willing to run with no campaign funds. Happens all the time in some districts.

edit:

Nonetheless, Jones is now the sole Republican candidate for the third congressional district of Illinois, which includes part of Chicago and is so heavily Democratic that no other GOP candidates decided to run.

And I was right.
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Shoveling, usually because there is a lot less of it and it is an excuse to get some exercise when you normally are trapped inside all day. Mowing the lawn is a boring activity when you could be doing more exciting things outdoors.

That said I hate going out in the snow because the roads are shit and everyone forgets how to drive.
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