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Topic | Bruhhhh my ex has a YouTube channel |
Dikitain 09/13/17 10:17:44 AM #23 | My last ex mentioned she didn't like bald men and wanted to loose weight. Last time I checked her Facebook, she married a bald fat guy and gained like 50 pounds. I am not a vindictive person but that made me smile. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
Topic | Why is hospital food so ruthlessly expensive? |
Dikitain 09/12/17 10:38:53 AM #7 | I think the last time I was in a hospital I payed $10 for a slice of cold pizza and a bag of chips. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
Topic | Welp Ted Cruz just retweeted cuckold porn |
Dikitain 09/12/17 10:29:48 AM #56 | knivesX2004 posted... It's her mother and daughter but I guess it's labeled as "step mom" and daughter which is legal but not any better. I believe that is "implied incest" porn. Jesus Christ people, 56 posts in and we are just NOW getting the proper name of this porn? You people need to porn better. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
Topic | What character do you think of: (Day 16) Jim Carrey |
Dikitain 09/11/17 1:11:05 PM #20 | Ace Ventura. My parents rented it from the video store and we thought it was hilarious. Looking back it is probably pretty stupid, but as a kid I enjoyed it. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
Topic | Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question. |
Dikitain 09/01/17 11:55:51 PM #80 | wwinterj25 posted... If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Then you have failed at failing, making you the ultimate failure. What happens when you take two vacuums, point the hoses at each other, and turn them on? --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
Topic | DMed my second game of DnD yesterday. |
Dikitain 07/03/17 12:15:51 PM #9 | Mario_VS_DK posted...
Some of it yes. I rolled a high enough stealth to rob the bank, and a high enough deception to get away with poisoning the guard. The noble not so much, that actually lead to a mini quest to help clear my (and the parties) name. It still is kind of unresolved so I could see that coming back later (the DM mentioned as an aside to me that I supposedly wasn't supposed to trigger that quest until like level 8). The Underdark thing is part of my "personal quest" so that one my character was going to do anyways, and I actually have a whole story-line reason why the party would want to help me to complete it. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
Topic | DMed my second game of DnD yesterday. |
Dikitain 07/03/17 10:42:51 AM #4 | I_Abibde posted... Mario_VS_DK posted...A little harassing the mayor later (and stealing a plate and silverware from him) and accepting the job, they went to sleep. I am playing a Drow Assassin in my current game. I describe my role as "Keeping the DM and the rest of the party on their toes". I have already threatened a noble, stolen from a high elf bank, poisoned a guard captain, and tricked the party into following me into the Underdark. And we aren't even at level 4 yet. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. |
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