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Probably one of the best adventure games. Just the fact that it randomizes who is and isn't a replicant every playthough makes it pretty much a different experience every time you play it. Plus having 12 endings.

DeltaBladeX posted...

Which version should I play?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8a197142.png

Since you have both, stick with the original. Enhanced Edition has some issues apparently.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Own my own house, and I don't have a mortgage. All I pay is property taxes.

^This, although my home value went up about $50K this year, which made my property taxes go up another $600 for the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ

rjsilverthorn posted...

Yeah, that alone makes having a sex and sexuality board a bit iffy. I was never on the board so I have no idea how spicy things got over there, but even having a discussion about sex with someone that young is a good way to end up on a watch list.

The last topic I posted in (literally an hour before they shut the board down) was essentially some guy asking if he might have symptoms of testicular cancer.

Real dangerous content there.

CyborgSage00x0 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c141cfa4.jpg

You know you have class when you store your various liquor bottles on a window sill.

It is pretty telling that as "Draconian" as GameFAQs was with their moderations and censorship, I can count on one hand the number of boards they shutdown in the almost 25 years between when the message boards became active and when Fandom took over. They have at least tripped that number by my estimation in the last year.

Play any of the Madden games from the last 10 years or so, they have more complex RPG systems than most modern RPGs.

Jen0125 posted...

i've seen feeds of boomer men who had nothing but porn shares on their page

Could be that their KIDS used their google/facebook account to log into porn sites.

...not that I have any experience with that or anything...

I own a black car, and that is most definitely blue.

There are tons of different shades of blue, but cars that are black are pretty much all the same shade of black. There are no variations. And that care isn't anywhere close to what black cars look like.

Both are great, but I would give it to Alien just because it was so different compared to the other 70's horror movies. Aliens is, for all intents and purposes, just a standard action movie.

When you play a game from Quantic Dream, you pretty much expect a dumb story and quick time events. Complaining that the game is giving you a dumb story and quick time events is like peeing in the corner of your bedroom and complaining that your room smells like piss the next day.

Although I will say that in general, the newer a game is, the more it expects the player to want the game to be stupidly easy. I was almost shocked at how ridiculously hand-holding Beyond: Two Souls was compared to Heavy Rain, and how easy Heavy Rain was compared to Fahrenheit.

9 was the least memorable for me.

I beat the game twice (once for all of the side content and main story, again for the "under 20 hours" weapon), but I honestly couldn't tell you anything about it outside of one or two story beats.

Meanwhile, I beat 4 once, ten years earlier, and can pretty much recite half the story from memory. And that was another one I never really cared for.

The more I think about it, the more I consider professional sports to essentially be the billionare's version of welfare.

They aren't cars, they're human beings. You don't window shop and kick the tires to see which one you want to take for a test drive.

Once you get used to the hole, it is difficult to wear any without it.

Wearing some right now, and it is annoying not being able to just whip it out to pee.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

not getting colds or the flu for a few years due to people wearing masks

that was pretty great

guess who is currently sick right now though since no one wears a mask anymore

I haven't been sick since 2018. :)

FortuneCookie posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz5L7hsG79I

A new Startropics would be awesome!

I could also go for a new Wing Commander game, as in a story driven, mainline series one. Not just space combat.

Certainly the work from home, which I have been doing ever since. I had just got a 2 monitor and dock setup about 6 months before lockdowns started, and had already tried it out a couple months before when waiting for a delivery.

Also, since I was using the room to store a bunch of my mom's junk, I managed to sort through all of her old stuff during meetings and slow times at work. Made dealing with her "estate" so much easier when she died.

Rotpar posted...

The biggest problem is that the goal of a game is a puzzle with a single solution. The visionaries only exist on the maps at certain times, under specific circumstances, and cannot be killed otherwise. The game could have been amazing if you did the loops until you learned their schedules and interactions with other characters and then killed them as you saw fit.

Like imagine if you could lure everyone to the big party at night. Like maybe two have to be killed by traps you set up; one will try and escape the map if you start a gunfight, so either you kill them first or haul ass to catch them before they leave. Would have been an incredible achievement.

That is one of my problems with Arkane in general: They are inspired by a lot of immersive sims, but don't implement the concepts fully enough that you end up having all of the choices endemic to them. They give you the illusion of choice, but if you want to beat the game you have to follow the path they determined is the best. Both Dishonored games had that problem, Deathloop has that problem, from what I have heard Prey also had that problem.

Colonel_Lingus posted...

Mullet Mad Jack looks like Hotline Miami, Far Cry Blood Dragon, DOOM 2016, and Shadow Warrior all taking part in some FPS orgy fever dream

Not to mention cheesy 80's anime (which got localized in the west in the 90's, hence the "90's" theme...)

It's OK. The fact that there is only 4 maps (plus an intro one and a final one, both of which don't really count) and 4 times of day make it kind of repetitive. You are basically just playing the same places over and over again to kill the 8 visionaries in the most efficient way possible until you get to the end.

I guess if you are into roguelikes (since this is basically a AAA one) then you might like it, but I find them kind of boring.

Now as far as awesome roguelikes, I played the demo of this one yesterday. Can't wait for the full game to come out:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2111190/MULLET_MADJACK/

Nah, not into streaming services and even selecting free shipping at checkout I usually get my stuff in 3-5 days anyways. So not really worth it.

Plus I am one of those weird people who still primarily uses Amazon for physical books just because it is easier/cheaper than trying to get it at Barnes & Noble or something.

Fresh, although I don't like eating it raw since it can have a bit of a waxy texture. Wilt it in a pan for a bit with a little butter and garlic and it is amazing though.

RCtheWSBC posted...

Didn't you used to be a mod, too, or am I tripping? It's been a while

Yep, stopped being one just as Fandom started taking over.

Funny thing is, I could tell the whole Fandom thing was going to be a shit show within the first week. Red ventures never talked to the mod staff. Like, at all. And I was a mod the whole time they owned GameFAQs. Fandom started installing their people immediately, and trying to push Allen out of GameFAQs as fast as possible.

Entity13 posted...

I'm feeling like the admin and mods are trying to kill what's left of the site.

What better way to try and reduce moderations/moderators then NUKE EVERYTHING!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!

Can't say I enjoy anything gelatin on a good day, let alone covered in chocolate making the mouth feel even weirder.

Violet_Blooded posted...

That feels like a sexual innuendo..

He wanted to ride in her hole?

Yea, 99% of divorce is basically splitting up of assets. Once everyone agrees to that, it is just signing the paperwork. So yea, seems odd that since there is no signature you can't really say that the couple "consents" to the divorce...

But I also don't understand UK laws, so maybe they don't need legal signatures to divorce. Also, other then a few states, you can pretty much get re-marred the same day your divorce is finalized.

Last time I went to Red Lobster was when I graduated college and my mom took me there after the ceremony. Pretty sure it was an endless shrimp day since the only reason I can think my mom would want to go is to get endless shrimp, it is the only seafood she ever ate.

adjl posted...

You can, but you have to include a comment on being angry at your toaster to make it clear that the machine is not metaphorical.

Microwave: Please insert food
Me: FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!

Nade_Duck posted...

to be fair getting rid of swastikas is probably about as woke as you can get.

I mean, it is a symbol of peace and prosperity in Hindu...

But I doubt that is the first thing that pops into people's heads when they see it.

Kimbos_Egg posted...

its german, they're always like that

German soda bottles look like bombs?

That is a bit sus...

Is it orange because its dehydrated piss, or because it has no actual fruit in it?

yellow 6 and red 40

Red + Yellow = Orange

agesboy posted...

I still can't get over how insanely successful kellogg's propaganda machine was. we have a set type of breakfast food because one religious guy thought hypnoxing was the devil and bland foods would counteract that sinful desire

If Corn Flakes is the anti-fap cereal, then Frosted Flakes is like nun porn.

adjl posted...

The whole post reeks of an executive who understands nothing about the site and its problems and therefore doesn't realize that CE isn't the only social board.

I know exactly what they are doing. Want to know what the top 3 boards were for marked messages?

1). Politics
2). Current Events
3). PS4 (or whatever the top system board is at the time, probably PS5 now)

They killed Politics, they just "killed" CE. They are basically trying to reduce moderations by killing the boards where the trolls go. Completely forgetting that just getting rid of the troll boards is going to make those trolls go to other boards.

Even as a person who doesn't talk about politics on public forums, even I know that the solution isn't "ban all political discussion and delete any place where people could potentially do it".

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/6-gamefaqs-announcements/80747432

Well shit. Looking forward to the backlash this causes.

Lokchan posted...

It's the algorithm, kinda like how cow hoof cleaning was recommended to everyone a year back

Oh yea, still get those from time to time.

The ones that surprise me the most are the Joe Rogan Experience clips. Like Youtube REALLY wants me to watch a JRE clip despite the fact I haven't clicked on one ever.

FatalAccident posted...

explain pls

I artificially inseminate a tissue regularly, if you know what I mean. *wink* *wink*

I haven't carved up a full beef tenderloin before, but I usually buy the tenderloin steaks for when I have surf N turf.

Now pork loin, I'll buy a whole one of those about once a year and cut it up into enough steaks to last me through grilling season. Usually make a roast out of the middle part since it isn't really good steak meat.

Silent Hill is a better horror series

Resident Evil is a better action series

If you ever see me drinking coffee, stay away from me because I am probably one cross word away from stabbing someone in the throat.

I have had so much soy/almond/oat milk in the last 20 or so years that on the rare occasion I have real milk it really tastes weird. Plus it gives me enough explosive diarrhea to paint the inside of my toilet brown.

I never had an issue with the pot door, it seemed pretty obvious to me.

The part I got stuck on was The required bombable wall in dungeon 6. Since it wasn't marked well in the original game.

Made me have to buy the strategy guide from Nintendo Power since that was before the Internet.

I do, although I have been thinking of hiring a financial advisor. Last time I talked to one, it was a free service from my company when they laid me off. He said I was in pretty good shape, but I should probably consolidate all of my old 401Ks into a Roth IRA. Since then though, I have 2 more 401Ks (so 3 total now plus my current one) and opened my own Roth IRA. So having someone manage all of that probably wouldn't be a bad idea.

I honestly don't know, because they have been so bad as a game publisher the last 20 years I refuse to support anything they do.

Yellow posted...

B) the AWS service Nintendo bought is so overpriced that it actually matters and Nintendo CEOs don't understand that they could do it for less money

One of the biggest lies that Amazon and other cloud services have perpetuated is that it is somehow easier to have AWS servers than to just maintain your own.

Like, sure, if you are starting out, it is convenient instead of trying to host your own infrastructure. But once you make any kind of money and actually budget out the costs, you are paying way more than you need to. Like in the old days if you needed a server for something and you didn't have a server farm, then you just put it on someone's desk, or kept it in a closet. My old company had a room that wasn't convenient enough to add cubes or an office in, so they just threw a few dozen machines in there and dubbed it a "server room". Add some window air conditioning units and you have a server room for only a few thousand dollars, and the upkeep is way cheaper then you would get from AWS.

It was nighttime for about 10 minutes! What sorcery is this?!?!?!

There are supposed to be a bunch of eclipse parties around my area and a ton of people taking off work to view it.

The weather forecast is mostly cloudy, so they won't see shit.

Jen0125 posted...

Yeah I mean you can't see how that scenario would make is easier for her to get sterilized? She needed a major health complication.

Most doctors (especially in the 80's) don't give a shit about that though.

To be honest, my mom had almost no trouble getting her ovaries removed after I was born.

She was told that having another kid would kill her though...