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TopicMy wife is applying for MAID (Medical assistance in death).
FortuneCookie
02/02/23 5:55:16 PM
#336
That's terrible. Would you have to relocate to another province?
TopicDonald Trump, on Mitch McConnell
FortuneCookie
10/02/22 9:37:51 PM
#44
DrizztLink posted...
Kowtow.

The left will continue to tow cattle for the right. It's for all of those cold McDonald's cheeseburgers Trump serves.
TopicBrett Favre stole money meant for special children and people with cancer.
FortuneCookie
10/02/22 4:16:01 PM
#25
Hayame_Zero posted...
Ted DiBiase is involved in the scam too


10 Pro Wrestling Heels Who Carried Their Gimmick TOO FAR

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AAdlC_AADvOE.jpg
TopicMLP Social v2503: Turtleneck Brachiosaurus
FortuneCookie
10/02/22 2:41:46 PM
#16
MegamanXfan21xx posted...
Some time in late 2010 or early 2011, when the 2010 show got recognized. The only known site that archived CE posts from around that time is gone now, so we can't get an exact date.

Oh, so these topics have gone through multiple generations of the show. Neat.
TopicMLP Social v2503: Turtleneck Brachiosaurus
FortuneCookie
10/02/22 2:12:21 PM
#14
2503? When did these MLP social boards begin?
TopicBros Has 97% Rating On Rotten Tomatoes
FortuneCookie
10/02/22 12:43:36 AM
#15
The folks in my Indiana town didn't seem to like it. Though I'd be money these downvotes were from people who haven't seen the film and who have no intention of ever doing so:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/1/AAdlC_AADvFb.png

That's the spirit. You posted on a local theater's website that you didn't like them showing a gay movie. You're one step closer to Making America Straight Again. <_<
TopicMTG (the bad one): ''No Republican has ever aligned themselves with Nazis!''
FortuneCookie
10/01/22 7:31:58 PM
#39
HylianFox posted...
Fun Fact: The swastika was a fairly benign religious symbol before the Nazis got their grubby mitts on it. (Among other things fascists have ruined)

There was a Native American basketball team called the Swastikas. It's odd to see photos of the symbol in use before it was associated with hatred, intolerance, tyranny, and genocide.

<_<
TopicWould gun control in America lead to a second American revolution?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 11:02:22 PM
#19
specialkid8 posted...
A lot will refuse but the majority of them would just complain about their rights as they hand them in. These people really don't want confrontation.

They'll shoot themselves or others before that happens.
They'll surrender a gun, but not their last gun.
They'll purchase unlicensed guns so that they have them.

You're kidding yourself if you think they'll grumble and give them up. You could remove alcohol and marijuana from the US easier than guns.
TopicWould gun control in America lead to a second American revolution?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 10:55:48 PM
#16
Umbreon posted...
No, Alex Jones does not "have a point".

He kinda does. They will never give up their guns no matter how nicely they're asked, how sternly they're told, or how many people want them to. I'm not saying I agree with anything Alex Jones stands for, but gun owners in America will not relinquish them.

I feel bad for people who are totally and thoroughly anti-gun because it will be at least three generations before America is a (mostly) gun-free nation.
TopicWould gun control in America lead to a second American revolution?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 10:43:27 PM
#11
Gunerica would have been a more appropriate title for this country.
TopicHow do you plan to spend the month of October?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 9:34:47 PM
#18
I've already done the haunted houses thing at Universal, Orlando. (My returned home the day before Hurricane Ian hit.)

From here, I'll probably do what I always do: watch horror movies and play spooky video games.
TopicM&M's officially introduces new Purple M&M mascot
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 9:32:22 PM
#28
Hambo posted...
She's just Yellow with eyelashes.

I expect more variety from my M&Ms characters.
TopicRIP Antonio Inoki
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 8:51:33 PM
#16
I feel like I never got to see as many of his matches as I should have. I've seen him wrestle Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Ric Flair, William Regal, Tiger Mask, Big Van Vader, and some wrestlers whose names I don't know offhand. I've probably only seen a dozen or so matches of his.

I watched a documentary on him and I've heard all of the stories about him and Muhammad Ali or how Bruno Sammartino disliked him. Even so, I mostly know him as the direct inspiration for Fighter Hayabusa in the NES game Pro Wrestling.

He was a legend of pro wrestling. There's no doubt about that. I'm sad to read about his passing and I'm sorry I didn't have a better picture of his overall career. The enzuigiri or "back brain kick" is one of the most bad ass moves in professional wrestling.
TopicRIP Antonio Inoki
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 8:41:07 PM
#10
Inoki Bomaye!
Inoki Bomaye!
TopicOne of my student's sister wants to fuck me, she's 18
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 7:05:29 PM
#25
spikethedevil posted...
Youre an idiot if you do it.

the penis has a habit of making the brain not work
TopicOne of my student's sister wants to fuck me, she's 18
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 6:01:33 PM
#13
hawt
TopicITT: Name the most absolute DOG SHIT movie of an entire series.
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 5:17:08 PM
#10
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Better than Temple of Doom.

What motivates an opinion so terrible?
TopicSuddenly remembered Rover Dangerfield for some reason
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 4:37:56 PM
#2
his owner was a Vega showgirl
TopicStudy: People are masturbating at work more than ever these days.
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 4:33:12 PM
#10
stroking from home
TopicRemember Flair?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 3:46:08 PM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipOWwt7wXY
TopicNew Russian soldiers told to find their own medkits
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 3:41:34 PM
#2
I have new orders for Russia's army: overthrow Putin already!!
TopicLooks like Nintendo is no longer allowing uncensored nudity on its platform.
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 3:39:28 PM
#5
**** censorship
TopicIt's too bad nobody from Malcolm in the Middle ever did anything afterwards.
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 3:32:19 PM
#2
Life is unfair.
TopicCaptain America star Chris Evans urges people to see Bros in theaters
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 3:10:42 PM
#38
Thanks, Cap. I think I'll pass on this one.

It's great that this movie is being made. It just doesn't look that appealing to me.
TopicThe 2000s version of Shaft is weird.
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 3:09:31 PM
#1
All I can see is Nick Fury beating up Bruce Wayne.

<_<
TopicWhy didn't Skyrim come out on Wii?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 2:55:50 PM
#2
Nintendo didn't want Mario voicing a dragon.
TopicAsk me to choose between two pieces of media and I will
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 2:43:37 PM
#6
The Godfather and Plan 9 from Outer Space
TopicBones and All first trailer
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 2:30:16 PM
#7
My Cannibal Romance
Topicyou think in the future we wont be able to use he/she anymore?
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 2:03:12 PM
#3
This isn't even low hanging fruit. This is picking fallen fruit up off the ground.
TopicShenmue season 2 a "no go"; Toonami loses shows
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 1:53:58 PM
#16
Solar_Crimson posted...
All just so the guy could get his grubby mitts on CNN and corrupt it.

He's barking up the wrong tree if he thinks he can suppress information. Making CNN "Republican friendly" won't change the way people get their news. They'll get it from another source.
TopicTrump made Navy hide the USS John McCain from his sight
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 1:19:12 PM
#10
DipDipDiver posted...
I remember this

TopicLizzo is the perfect woman
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 1:17:22 PM
#23
I mean, I'm not in a position to try and shame somebody for their preferences. If Lizzo is your type, you do you.
TopicI hope Trump becomes President in 2024
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 1:15:53 PM
#24
CE_gonna_CE posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/4/AAb05zAADukq.jpg

Trump having a kidney in his heart would explain so much.

<__<
TopicShenmue season 2 a "no go"; Toonami loses shows
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 1:14:09 PM
#12
I feel bad for the people who have lost shows/films over this merger. I haven't personally been bitten by the merger, but it's honestly just a matter of time before WB cancels something I care about.

<_<
Topic60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 11:04:01 AM
#26
Corporations: "We're two-thirds of the way there. We'll soon have 90% living paycheck to paycheck."
TopicYour reaction: When the Little Mermaid film actually drops, the actress is white
FortuneCookie
09/30/22 11:00:06 AM
#7
Disney doesn't own the trademark on a redheaded mermaid. You can always make your own mermaid movie if you want her to have red hair.
TopicYou think humans will ever come up with ways to battle natural calamities?
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 10:08:34 PM
#4
If Roland Emmerich's Independence Day happened in real life, leaders would be trying to team up with the aliens to defeat the nations they dislike.
TopicI heard a rumor Universal and Warner Bros. are wanting to merge.
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 10:02:56 PM
#3
CRON posted...
Not that it means anything but AEW (who has a great relationship with WB/Turner) films one of its smaller programs at Universal Studios, so I'm sure there's some existing good will between WB and Universal.

They have had a joint partnership since 2020. Even before then, Warner Bros. properties such as Harry Potter have shown up at Universal theme parks. But a full on merger is not something I'd like to see.

<_<
TopicI heard a rumor Universal and Warner Bros. are wanting to merge.
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 9:59:41 PM
#1
I really, really would not like to see that.

Hollywood would be run by two competing mega-corporations. If you're a filmmaker who burns their bridge with Universal Bros., Disney owns you. You don't really have a third option to speak of unless you want to go independent.

And Universal content is different from Warner Bros. content. Universal has always been about horror, science fiction, fantasy, adventure, etc. Warner Bros. has always been about crime, drama, and the dark underbelly of society. I don't want to see a dinosaur movie cancelled to make room for another brooding comic book superhero movie.

I have a relative who is roommates with someone who works for Universal and that's my source. I'm hoping that the roommate is just stirring the pot and spreading rumors and that this isn't something that could actually happen.

"The reboot of Jurassic Park is going to be much closer to the novel."
"We're not doing Jurassic Park. We're doing Joker."
"I have a pitch for a series that's sort of a Harry Potter Meets Sabrina the Teenage Witch."
"We can't do that. She might rival Harley Quinn for popularity."
"I have an idea that is going to be for the 2020s what Back to the Future was for the 1980s."
"We're Warner Bros. and Batman is all we know."

TopicMetroid: Fusion vs Zero Mission
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 9:36:38 PM
#3
Fusion

TopicIf you're ugly keep your hands by your side
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 9:08:54 PM
#5
Alteres posted...
At least you shot your shot

I didn't. She was road raging.
TopicAny lost media you're sad about?
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 8:16:09 PM
#92
YellowSUV posted...
The Fairylogue and Radio-Plays. The first movie adaptation of The Wizard Oz. It was 120 minutes long AND hand colored, which is insane for a movie from 1908. It was also meant to be shown with live actors. It was too ambitious and a financial disaster since it SOLD OUT all shows yet still LOST MONEY.

Speaking of The Wizard of Oz, there's also the jitterbug scene. It was cut because the jitterbug dance had just been invented and the producers didn't want the movie to become dated. There's still a line of dialogue in the finished film where the Wicked Witch says she's sent an insect ahead to take some of the fight out of Dorothy and her friends.

TopicIf you're ugly keep your hands by your side
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 8:13:36 PM
#2
I got called ugly by a Brazilian woman at Disney World.
TopicUpcoming documentary on Barney the Dinosaur and his haters
FortuneCookie
09/29/22 8:08:29 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulkFvxNp_wc
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