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Jim_Stark posted...

Gotta admit, that second horse is seductive as fuck. I think the first horse might be a guy horse though.

I'm 90% certain the animators were implying something between her and the human character. lol.

One of the things I miss about WCW. Smaller wrestlers were treated respect instead of being treated like kibble for the big dogs of the WWE.

Shut up, Republicans. You believe what we on the left say you believe.

:V

The film War of the Roses was about this. Divorced couple which had to split the house.

People were tired of war after the first World War. Hitler thrived on war fatigue.

I read the title and I thought you meant the two chicks from Spirit.




They do kinda look like Stefanie Joosten

Demon girl is great, but blue cat is hotter.

Princess Prin Prin from Ghouls 'n Ghosts
Ada Wong from Resident Evil
Poison and Maki from Final Fight
Felicia and Morrigan from Darkstalkers
Chun-Li from Street Fighter
Ariel, Jasmine, Rebeca, and Gadget from the Disney games

bump

TheJBD posted...

I'd rather not be attracted to family members.

You wouldn't necessarily be attracted to family members in real life. I really like the incest kink, but there's no one in my family I want to be with in that way.

The same goes for other stuff. Suddenly becoming a brony wouldn't mean that you'd want to screw real horses. Being a lolicon wouldn't mean that you'd want real kids.

It's still just a kink. It just happens that the one you came to complain about becomes your biggest turn-on... if you take the money.

:/

Not so fast, Kaiba! You've activated my trap card!

One million dollars is yours, but the kink you came here to say you wanted less of magically becomes your biggest kink. Deal or no deal?

She wants the knot.

You can stare at an ass all day and never get caught. You can't check out a pair of breasts without a woman knowing it because they're parallel to her eyes.

I spoke to a stacked 18 year old yesterday -- might've been fakes -- and it was all I could do to keep my eyes on hers. She never gave me an opening to get a good glimpse. :(

I have a kink for women getting rearranged like that.

<_<

LinksLiege posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

I would judge, but my preferences are a bit more... canine.

(Sapient animated variety, of course.)

I'm curious now.

Jenna from Balto.



Yesterday was the birthday of her VA, Bridgette Fonda. I should've taken time to watch it, but I didn't.

Zikten posted...

personally I'd rather have a movie about Flash Thompson Venom. he's more interesting to me than Brock

I'd rather have a movie about Flash Gordon Venom. That would be really interesting.

*plays Queen soundtrack*

DesuDeku posted...

It's only cringe when they're underage.

> says underage waifu is cringe
> wants to fuck a plant

I would judge, but my preferences are a bit more... canine.

(Sapient animated variety, of course.)

Let me preface this by saying that it's probably for the best if video games never advance this far in real life. This was some Matrix grade technology and the NPCs had Westworld levels of artificial intelligence. Basically, you're in an open-ended artificial world where everything looks and seems real.

I'd lost an optional boss fight against a guy in a boiler room wearing a leather jacket. It was a chore to get to him, but I thought I'd give it another shot. An older woman informed me that my request to replay that side quest had been denied, so I decided I'd get my revenge anyway I could and delete my file afterward so that it wouldn't affect my character karma.

I dove out of an inexplicably placed drive-thru window in the woman's office, grabbed a heavyset guy out of a van, and shouted "Get the fuck out of the car!" to his terrified passenger. Instead, she remained seated and screamed incessantly as I tracked down my rival who was now in the car ahead of me. I rammed the car multiple times, causing it to spin out of control. Then I jumped out of the moving vehicle and let it collide with my rival's; causing an explosion which claimed his life and that of the passenger hostage.

The police came and cuffed me as I smiled gleefully knowing that I'd gotten my revenge, that both they and my victims were merely NPCs in a video game now matter how realistic they were, and that none of my actions would have any consequence because I'd simply delete my file and start a new one again in a matter of moments.

I can send you a text when we're done.

do you assume they're attracted to real animals?

I'm not talking furries like Sonic. I'm talking My Little Pony, 101 Dalmatians, Lion King, etc. Animals with human expressions and the ability to speak.

What if your waifu's a furry? Wet dog hair doesn't sound that appealing.

I'm okay with the rise of AIs.

Three words:

robot canine waifu



:3

Questionmarktarius posted...

What does it mean when you get six 'roll again' and just get bored?

Forfeiture of funds, of course.

Before I understood the concept of anime filler, I divided DBZ up between fighting episodes and talking episodes. "Oh, this is a talking episode."

CommunismFTW posted...

itachi15243 posted...

Seven

I'm staying straight.

Statistically you have the best odds to end up straight from these numbers by a decent bit

There are three heteros, three gays, and three bis. (And two re-rolls.) I didn't take the likelihood of specific numbers being rolled into consideration.

Post your results, fam.

King Rial posted...

Is this a magical switch?

Basically.

If you answered yes, Roll 2 virtual dice. and post your results.

https://www.random.org/dice/

02 - Bisexual
03 - Homosexual
04 - Bisexual
05 - Homosexual
06 - Heterosexual
07 - Heterosexual
08 - Bisexual
09 - [roll again]
10 - Heterosexual
11 - Homosexual
12 - [roll again]

Willow didn't have incest.

and the lead guy had an incestuous affair after finding out the woman he was interested in was his sister?

I've already done it twice in 2018. Once to a chick with a penis and once to a cartoon canine. It's okay though, she's sapient.

Her face when I confess...

Rarity's

I'd rather be fucking Rudolph's girlfriend, Clarice.

Her eager little tail wag gets me excited.

I don't feel guilty about her. I've always had a thing for redheads.

Jenna from Balto