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TopicWhy are so many girls kinky?
FortuneCookie
12/31/18 12:07:06 AM
#27
I had no idea there were foot fetish parties.

I wonder how much it'd cost to have a woman paint herself up in dalmatian spots and wear a blue collar.
TopicNekopara (visual novel series about banging catgirls) is getting a TV anime
FortuneCookie
12/30/18 7:58:43 PM
#9
Nyaah~!
Topic4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 7 > 1 > 8
FortuneCookie
12/30/18 7:49:13 PM
#20
Bad opinion on Friday the 13th.
TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 8:12:23 PM
#65
Crystal_pony posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Crystal_pony posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
I wish to be sexy.


Granted... every guy and girl now gets naked around... and I mean every guy and girl.


Only the adult ones though, right?

nope... all every age


MODS!!
TopicWas Altered Beast's designer a furry?
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 8:05:56 PM
#8
SpiralDrift posted...
According to the credits it was the same girl that designed Phantasy Star, which also had a lot of anthro characters.


Ooh, interesting.

SpiralDrift posted...
Hmm...


I never noticed the round leech immediately behind him before. It looks like a graboid from the movie Tremors.
TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 4:09:05 PM
#54
Crystal_pony posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
I wish to be sexy.


Granted... every guy and girl now gets naked around... and I mean every guy and girl.


Only the adult ones though, right?
TopicWas Altered Beast's designer a furry?
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 4:06:48 PM
#4
SpiralDrift posted...
Well it was Sega after all.


Speaking of which, I noticed the werebear's attack is basically the same as Sonic's. He turns into a ball and hops on his enemies.
TopicWas Altered Beast's designer a furry?
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 4:03:16 PM
#1
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Power Bottom!
TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 12:13:01 PM
#50
I wish to be sexy.
TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
FortuneCookie
12/27/18 12:12:37 PM
#79
And It's a Wonderful Life could take place any time of the year.
A Christmas Story could be about a child wanting a Red Rider for his birthday.

If you want to play that game, you pretty much have to include Santa as a central character for it to qualify as a Christmas movie.
TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
FortuneCookie
12/26/18 10:22:17 AM
#77
averagejoel posted...
Let It Snow is a song, not (to my knowledge) a movie


If the audience sings along with a Christmas song at the end of a movie taking place on Christmas Eve, centered around a Christmas party, I'd say that makes it a Christmas movie.
TopicI think I'll have to change my planned film viewings for this evening.
FortuneCookie
12/26/18 12:15:31 AM
#1
I was originally going to watch No Holds Barred, the Hulk Hogan movie costarring Tiny Lister (Deebo from Friday). Then I realized today is the first day of Kwanzaa and it would be a bad idea to watch a movie in which a white guy -- especially one who famously went on a racist tirade -- beats up a black guy.

Maybe I should watch Shaft instead.
TopicMLP Social v2473: "Karson, awaken your inner animal!"
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 11:55:16 PM
#204
MegamanXfan21xx posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvQ1QFoX0AAG7HH.jpg


That's the first time I've ever seen Mihari in clothing.
TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 11:54:27 PM
#73
averagejoel posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
I saw this at a theater on Friday. The audience sang along with Let It Snow at the end. Totes a Christmas movie.

Let It Snow is certainly a winter song, but it doesn't even make any mention of christmas


You're really gonna try to say "It's a winter movie"?

:/
TopicAll of my GameFAQs friends are pony usernames.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 10:17:47 PM
#15
SSJCAT posted...
sooo are you also a trumpet


No.
TopicAll of my GameFAQs friends are pony usernames.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 9:20:23 PM
#7
It's fitting. I'm into the whole pony / cartoon animal scene myself.
TopicAll of my GameFAQs friends are pony usernames.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 7:48:25 PM
#3
<_<
TopicAll of my GameFAQs friends are pony usernames.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 7:47:18 PM
#1
...and banned.

User NameLevelLast VisitActions
RainblowDash -2 1 week ago
StarLightGlimmR -2 2 months ago
SweetieBelle462 -2 1 week ago


>_>
TopicDon't believe anyone who tells you that ''SJWs'' are a legitimate problem.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 7:45:53 PM
#106
TopicMLP Social v2473: "Karson, awaken your inner animal!"
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 7:44:32 PM
#198
Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, everypony

(Rarity is best pony!)
TopicWhat do Batman and Spiderman both have in common?
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 4:58:10 PM
#10
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
They both don't blatantly kill people or their enemies.


Except, of course, the times they do. :v
TopicChristmas Vacation doesn't hold up.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 11:58:06 AM
#26
The original Vacation holds up poorly.
Christmas Vacation is amazingly funny.
TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
FortuneCookie
12/25/18 11:56:59 AM
#42
I saw this at a theater on Friday. The audience sang along with Let It Snow at the end. Totes a Christmas movie.
TopicSo what is Wario exactly? Like is he a failed clone of Mario or something?
FortuneCookie
12/24/18 9:43:05 PM
#9
He's just a guy who wants you to OBEY WARIO, DESTROY MARIO!!
TopicWhat do Batman and Spiderman both have in common?
FortuneCookie
12/23/18 7:35:06 PM
#4
They both had Morgan Freeman as a supporting character.
TopicHere's my top 10 games of all time. Judge my shit taste >_>
FortuneCookie
12/22/18 9:32:39 PM
#3
NeonOctopus posted...
1. Super Mario RPG


9/10 list.
TopicOh no, the last game you played and TV show you watched merged into one.
FortuneCookie
12/22/18 9:24:23 PM
#49
How the Grinch Stole the WWF Title
TopicCan Digimon have sex?
FortuneCookie
12/22/18 4:35:55 PM
#11
Mmmm. Renamon.
TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
FortuneCookie
12/22/18 4:35:28 PM
#60
I want to complain, but I use the "It's not bestiality because she's sapient" argument all the time.

<_<
TopicYes, Virginia, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
FortuneCookie
12/21/18 10:59:22 PM
#7
averagejoel posted...
I think in order to count as a Christmas Movie, at least one character's arc has to involve discovering and/or searching for the meaning of Christmas.


That wasn't at all a part of A Christmas Story.
TopicYes, Virginia, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
FortuneCookie
12/21/18 10:35:34 PM
#3
I do have to ask though, should Die Hard count as a buddy cop movie? I've always seen it as one in which one cop was at the center of the action and the other was outside the fire.
TopicYes, Virginia, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
FortuneCookie
12/21/18 10:30:39 PM
#1
I saw it at a local theater as part of their Christmas series. The audience was electric. Quoting lines, clapping every time there was an explosion, etc. And we sang Let It Snow along with the end credits.

Seeing it on TV is great, but seeing it in a theater is like spending 2 hours at Disney World with no lines.
TopicWhy haven't Marvel made a Namor movie?
FortuneCookie
12/21/18 4:38:31 PM
#25
SSJGrimReaper posted...
ThePrinceFish posted...
Namor isn't Namor unless he's cucking Mr. Fantastic.

That or fighting Black Panther


Over the right to cuck Mr. Fantastic?
TopicThere is not a single fucking Pokemon you should be attracted to
FortuneCookie
12/20/18 9:33:43 PM
#39
Webmaster4531 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Digimon are hotter.

A lot of them are just humans.


Yeah, but I'm attracted to the cat.
TopicThere is not a single fucking Pokemon you should be attracted to
FortuneCookie
12/20/18 9:21:56 PM
#32
Digimon are hotter.
TopicDo you eat at Chic Fil A?
FortuneCookie
12/20/18 10:08:15 AM
#1
eat moar chiken - Results (27 votes)
Yes
74.07% (20 votes)
20
No, I can taste the homophobia
25.93% (7 votes)
7
I would, but I only get a craving on Sunday
0% (0 votes)
0
TopicColleges are putting tampons in mens bathrooms. "Men menstrate too!"
FortuneCookie
12/20/18 12:34:06 AM
#34
Men with vaginas are kinda hot. I still don't care to think about monthly cycles tho.

<_<
Topichas 4chan been down all day or what
FortuneCookie
12/19/18 1:26:32 AM
#25
DeathDeathSong posted...
read the what about the WHAT


Asset theft is a kink that really does it for me. I don't know why.
TopicMLP Social v2473: "Karson, awaken your inner animal!"
FortuneCookie
12/19/18 12:05:09 AM
#5
My inner animal would like to get inside the animal known as Rarity. :3
TopicLGBT charity rejects donation because it came from a gay porn star.
FortuneCookie
12/18/18 10:04:00 PM
#6
That's petty.
Topichas 4chan been down all day or what
FortuneCookie
12/18/18 10:03:37 PM
#8
That's a shame. I was gonna go on /d/ and read that comic about the girl who steals the other girls' breasts.

:<
TopicWhy are they making a Maleficent II?
FortuneCookie
12/18/18 10:02:58 PM
#5
Because Disney actively hates you.
Topicred dead redemption 2 is the spiritual successor to ocarina of time
FortuneCookie
12/18/18 9:54:15 PM
#25
Deadpool_18 posted...
Epona is a female.


I know. I've seen pictures.

<_<
Topicred dead redemption 2 is the spiritual successor to ocarina of time
FortuneCookie
12/18/18 11:15:55 AM
#11
And yet neither game lets you sleep with attractive women.

:<
Topicfuck retail
FortuneCookie
12/15/18 9:24:53 PM
#17
I spoke to the pharmacist today. It's not the day after Christmas that I get off in exchange for working Christmas Eve, it's the next holiday.

I should no-show on the 26th. And when they call, I'll tell 'em it's the first day of Kwanzaa. Today's the next holiday. :/
Topicnutflix gender swapping main character for saint seiya.
FortuneCookie
12/15/18 7:32:07 PM
#13
I like that, as a boy, he has long hair.

But the moment they flip the gender, they cut that shit short.
Topicfuck retail
FortuneCookie
12/13/18 9:47:04 PM
#16
> goes in ready to stand my ground at the cost of my job
> Secret Santa Day
> exchanges gifts

> doesn't bring up the issue so as not to kill the cheerful mood

I feel like I rolled up in a tank ready to go to war, then postponed the attack because an adorable kitten was in the way. <___<
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