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TopicEarly CGI shows are fucking crazy. Im watching Beast Wars Transformers
FortuneCookie
09/16/22 4:44:06 PM
#31
I like that the second episode did the whole King Kong vs T. rex battle with Optimus Primal and Megatron.
TopicTrump is straight up endorsing QAnon now
FortuneCookie
09/16/22 4:38:25 PM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I don't want white supremacists to have a safe haven. There may come a time when they choose to leave the island as an invading army.
TopicTrump is straight up endorsing QAnon now
FortuneCookie
09/16/22 4:35:51 PM
#4
He's a desperate man.

I'd like to believe this means definitively that he is going down.
TopicThe four Lego Avatar sets in one pic.
FortuneCookie
09/16/22 3:12:22 PM
#6
Hambo posted...
Obligatory "Oh, that Avatar" post.

TopicFedEx driver beats up guy on NYC train
FortuneCookie
09/16/22 11:13:03 AM
#11
Fony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AAMz0hAADrfm.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/3/AAMz0hAADrfn.png

hahahahaha
TopicThere haven't been good roles for Black Men in the X-men movies.
FortuneCookie
09/16/22 11:09:20 AM
#11
Professor X and Magneto are Black in the MCU movie, right?
TopicI'm predicting MCU Rogue will be Black.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 11:46:07 PM
#15
Raikuro posted...
All I care is that she starts as a definite villain, and it's Carol's absorbed personality that influences her to join the X-men.


Tyranthraxus posted...
Also, I hope they do the scene where Rogue steals all of Carol Danvers powers.


I just realized she'd be the most popular woman in the MCU if she destroyed Captain Marvel.

<_<
TopicI'm predicting MCU Rogue will be Black.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 11:44:54 PM
#14
PoundGarden posted...
Rutina Wesley from True Blood would honestly be perfect

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/2/AAe3REAADrYQ.jpg

Yes, please.
TopicI'm predicting MCU Rogue will be Black.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 11:39:13 PM
#8
g0ldie posted...
tbf, she was sometimes black in the comics, too, but idk if it was Selina Kyle.

I feel like Selina Kyle is a character who would be Black if she were created today.
TopicI'm predicting MCU Rogue will be Black.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 11:35:11 PM
#5
DespondentDeity posted...
Or Janelle Monae

Sorry. I'm not feeling that casting decision.

MedeaLysistrata posted...
So you have a type and content creators are aware of this?

I would say redheads are my type, but only two out of the four mentioned are redheads. (And I think Zendaya and Margot Robbie are the two best looking women in Hollywood right now -- neither of which have red hair.) There isn't really consistency in personality except I guess they're all flirty in one way or another.
TopicI'm predicting MCU Rogue will be Black.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 11:31:28 PM
#1
Looking over my childhood crushes -- not counting furry characters -- three out of four have been Black in recent or forthcoming film adaptations.

  • Catwoman from Batman
  • Rogue from X-Men
  • Ariel from The Little Mermaid
  • Mary Jane Watson from Spider-Man


Yes, I'm counting Michelle as a film representation of Mary Jane Watson. That's why they call her MJ. It's like Bowser / King Koopa from Mario or Bluto / Brutus from Popeye.

Since X-Men already has one Black woman in Storm, I could see them casting a biracial actress to play Rogue. In that regard, I think it would be fun if Disney were to lure Zoe Kravitz herself over to the mouse side.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/4/AAdlC_AADrYI.jpg

You gotta admit, Zoe would look great with that white streak in her hair. She has the right figure for the role too.

TopicWhich celebrity do you most want to FUCK? >_>
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 9:59:16 PM
#17
Don't shame his preferences, Neon.
TopicShe my waifu but this hella creepy
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 9:27:01 PM
#5
Adam posted...
101 Waifus

would watch
TopicShe my waifu but this hella creepy
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 9:25:32 PM
#2
If she had a dalmatian theme, it would make sense for there to be 101 of her.
TopicThere are people who sexualize Ogre Fiona from Shrek
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 9:24:20 PM
#14
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAdlC_AADrWx.jpg
TopicNew house. Parents both want to help, but refuse to speak to each other.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 9:21:47 PM
#18
Norman_Smiley posted...
are they divorced / separated?

For decades. They've mostly been civil with one another.
TopicNew house. Parents both want to help, but refuse to speak to each other.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 9:00:00 PM
#15
This is shitty.

My dad won't use the cleaning solution my mom bought.
My mom won't use the paint rollers my dad bought.

>______<
TopicThere are people who sexualize Ogre Fiona from Shrek
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 8:54:15 PM
#6
Fiona? There are people who sexualize the dragon. It's not uncommon for me to see someone state something to the effect of, "She's responsible for my fetish for big hips."
TopicLeonardo DiCaprio's Career Advice: No Hard Drugs and No Superhero Movies
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 8:52:49 PM
#69
Makeveli_lives posted...
I wanted him to play the riddler way back in the dark knight trilogy honestly.

I want Jim Carrey again, but creepy dramatic Jim Carrey.

<_<
TopicLeonardo DiCaprio's Career Advice: No Hard Drugs and No Superhero Movies
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 3:44:22 PM
#28
In all honesty, I can't think of a comic book character I'd want Leo to play. Especially not at his age.

I'm sure comic fans could answer this for me, but is there a charming, good-looking, middle-aged, blond-haired villain? I kinda feel like a character like that could exist -- like if Batman felt he needed his own Lex Luthor. But I can't personally think of anyone.

I really can't see him playing a superhero.
TopicDaisuke confirms unilaterally that Bridget is a woman.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 3:39:48 PM
#24
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/5/AAdlC_AADrQf.jpg
TopicStreet Fighter Ken is not divorced and homeless
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 3:37:22 PM
#23
When does he leave the street fighting circuit to go invent Cyboplasm?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/1/AAdlC_AADrQb.jpg
TopicLeonardo DiCaprio's Career Advice: No Hard Drugs and No Superhero Movies
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 3:34:00 PM
#13
Playing a slave plantation owner with a punny name is fine.

Superhero movies are trash though.

<_<
TopicCheck out this conversation I had with a man on a Jewish dating app
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 12:23:41 PM
#3
Which Jewish CEman is this?
TopicIs it illegal to fart next to someone on purpose?
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 12:13:02 PM
#9
If that someone is a cop, it counts as assault. At least in the US.
TopicIt's weird to see a disclaimer for Lady and the Tramp.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 12:39:12 AM
#27
So, um, Disney has the same disclaimer for Three Caballeros.

I really feel it's unwarranted there. By that point, they may as well have a disclaimer apologizing for the traditional gender roles or lack of diversity in Cinderella. And if that is an actual disclaimer, I don't want to know.

As a four year old going to EPCOT, I wondered who the two other birds with Donald were. Having finally seen this film more than three decades later, I'm still not sure I know the answer. All I can say from watching that film is that Donald is thirsty as fuck.

<_<
TopicLittle black girls react to the new little mermaid. Why the BS is worth it.
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 12:18:07 AM
#93
tremain07 posted...
Didn't those bitches try to drown a kid for shit and giggles?

I mean, Tinkerbelle attempted murder too.

<_<
TopicGet rid one of these 90s movies
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 9:28:55 PM
#18
R1masher posted...
Goodfellas, lame ending

Liberties were taken, but it is based off of a true story. It's not like they could really write him to have a climactic shootout with his former friends.
Topicracist whines a black mermaid is unscientific
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 9:14:30 PM
#14
If we want to be scientific, mermaids should be part dolphin.

They're mammals. They have breasts. They should be part aquatic mammal - not part fish.
TopicGet rid one of these 90s movies
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 9:09:28 PM
#14
The Matrix

I've nothing against the first movie, but the sequels helped to ruin action cinema as a whole by standardizing sped-up footage during fight scenes. Taking someone who can't fight and speeding up the footage doesn't make people look like they have faster reflexes. It just looks like someone has their finger on the fast-forward button.

You're literally fast-forwarding through the parts of the movie I came to see.
TopicMacho Man was right about Hogan.
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 6:17:25 PM
#14
SauI_Goodman posted...
Look up jim cornettes video about "all of hogans lies"

"Yeah brother, i partied with belushi afyer wrestlemania 2!"

Belushi had died years before wrestlemania 2.

"One year, i worked 400 days!"

Theres only 365 days in a year.

Slimer from Ghostbusters is the ghost of Jim Belushi. Hogan was partying with him.

As for working out 400 days a year, uh, the power of Hulkamania can stop time, brother!
TopicMacho Man was right about Hogan.
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 6:09:57 PM
#12
This is why Andre the Giant sided with Bobby Heenan against Hulk Hogan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKu13G91AlU

Hogan and Andre were award trophies -- Andre for being unpinned for 15 years and Hogan for being the world champion for 3. Hogan did the interviewing for both men, so Andre walked out on him. When Andre showed up the next time, it was with Bobby Heenan as his manager.
TopicBritney Spears says she'll probably never perform again
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 5:59:44 PM
#41
Zikten posted...
She also recently announced she is now an atheist

If the ultimate Catholic schoolgirl has gone atheist, what's her new iconic look gonna be? Dressing like Wednesday Addams?

TopicThe first abortion ban passed after Roe takes effect Thursday in Indiana
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 2:57:14 PM
#6
wanderingshade posted...
What if all of Indiana just rejected society and became Amish?

Literally nobody wants this.

I don't know why people want to pretend that fascists want to throw technology out the window. It's the one thing they want to keep.
TopicThe first abortion ban passed after Roe takes effect Thursday in Indiana
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 2:53:25 PM
#5
TaylorHeinicke posted...
Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb, a Republican, issued a statement soon after lawmakers approved the bill saying he was signing it into law as part of a promise he'd made "to support legislation that made progress in protecting life." Holcomb said the law includes "carefully negotiated exceptions to address some of the unthinkable circumstances a woman or unborn child might face."

Carefully negotiated exceptions. In his mind, I'm sure this makes him a saint. He's not really monstrous because he makes exceptions. To me, this comes across as a man in a black uniform stating, "Ve vill eradicate der Jews, ja. Except for Adam Sandler and other Jewish comedians! Zey make me laugh."

TopicSega hosted a TGS party with stripper poles and chili dogs >_>
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 2:42:43 PM
#10
Solid_Sonic posted...
Post Sonic girls wearing Hooters outfits.

I would, but GameFAQs is refusing to load images right now.
TopicPictures not uploading?
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 2:41:15 PM
#1
Is this a preemptive measure to make sure we don't have another Neon Octopus incident? I've been trying to post an image for the past eight minutes. No matter how small I shrink the pic, it refuses to load.
TopicY'all have NeonOctopus's ban topic more posts than the Queens death topic
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 2:36:51 PM
#24
Unknown5uspect posted...
It means our priorities are straight here.

TopicHave you beaten the first Legend of Zelda?
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 2:31:35 PM
#6
The 2nd Quest is designed to require assistance in completing it.

They might as well have a password that you're supposed to call a 1-800 number to get.
TopicVenus Di Milo the fifth turtle
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 1:50:09 PM
#25
St0rmFury posted...
Why did Splinter, a Japanese ninja, name the turtles after Italian artists anyway?

The real answer is that creators Eastman and Laird thought that authentic Japanese names would be too difficult for western audiences.
TopicVenus Di Milo the fifth turtle
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 1:48:52 PM
#24
Gotta be honest, she was kinda hot. They're all 18 in that series. And not related -- specifically so that they could engage in flirting with Venus.

It's a shame that she was written to be a Mary Sue. But the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced the series was intentionally sabotaged. I watched an episode by episode review from a guy named Phelous and there's no way the poor decisions could have been accidents. After the pilot, they started piping in random noises like goats and bicycle horns for no reason.

The live action TMNT/Power Rangers crossover was a better representation of the IP.
TopicOmg. Your first Nintendo was NOT an NES/ Quit lying. (PotD)
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 1:17:17 PM
#74
The first I played was NES. The first I owned was SNES.

I bought an NES years later when I was 14. It was actually my third NES console after the N64. To date, that makes it the final Nintendo console I've purchased.

<_<

TopicIt's weird to see a disclaimer for Lady and the Tramp.
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 1:10:16 PM
#25
MI4_REAL posted...
Because kissing is apparently detrimental now?

I mean, this film is more likely to turn an impressionable child into a furry than a racist.

<_<
TopicIt's weird to see a disclaimer for Lady and the Tramp.
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 11:21:37 AM
#22
Anyway, I guess the disclaimer is fair.

It's not fair to look Asian audiences in the eye and say, "We didn't make fun of you that badly." Si and Am aren't anywhere near as bad as Bugs Bunny wearing blackface or Mickey Mouse dressing up as a rabbi. But the fact remains that the characters exist as an accusatory misrepresentation of another culture.

TopicIt's weird to see a disclaimer for Lady and the Tramp.
FortuneCookie
09/14/22 11:05:48 AM
#19
DrizztLink posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/9/AABUaRAADrGZ.jpg


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