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That one time someone posted the pic of a naked black man looking over his shoulder and you could clearly see his whole ass, traumatized to this day.

He could had bought a gtx 1080ti with that $200.

Sure, used to work with some girls who had major attitude and I could not get along with, always argued, always had to talk to supervisors etc, etc, but if she let me hit that, I would have it with a vengeance and not pulled out and all that stuff.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Train to Busan, it's on Netflix

Just had sex with a former porn performer on Thu. She had issues and needed to sip whiskey to "keep her blood thin" while giving me oral and could not do missionary for too long because she got claustrophobic when I was on top. She did porn in her late teens and early 20s and is now 35 but still had a nice body, but she did do some very hard core stuff with Max.

When he's caught saying the N-word, nothing short of that will have him resign.

Movies have come a long way, British characters play American parts all the time, heck they could cast some Hispanic funny guy to play Luigi and I'm sure people would accept that today, 25 years ago this would had been impossible, but today, Luigi could be a Hispanic comic relief guy.

Should had stayed safe and used a condom, bet he won't forget next time.

Him and Princess Diana, I mean just look at that nose.

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

clearaflagrantj posted...

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

Gun owner here, if shooting a gun makes you feel like a man then you're a pretty sad man tbqh

What do you own, a Nerf gun?

GOT EEM

A 12 gauge Mossberg Shockwave ack-a-ta-cha-uallllllyyy

Mossberg 500 here, have not shot it in a while, only indoor ranges around here and only slugs allowed. Shot a bunch of 3 inch shells and ended up a nicely bruised shoulder.

Pretty sure a limited ammo pump action shotgun with limited range is way way way down on the "let's ban these guns list"

Pretty sure you have to sleep with him first and then get paid off by his lawyers.

Should had made those hearts pop out of her bra so they didn't draw so much attention to that huge forehead.

I'd rather have balls then bleed out of a whole a few days a month, have a short urethra which leads to more bladder infection, and be prone to yeast infection.

Kaname_Madoka posted...

i dont get it

shirt is using optical illusion to make her stomach seem smaller than it is, fake 6 pack

I remember this topic in CE in 1990 about CA banning smoking in bars, we sure did make fun of that, but funny enough it spread like wildfire. This is probably going to be one of those things too, along with banning plastic bags.

make a topic on CE

Yea, I always wanted to see how a young Han Solo would fare and how the rebels got the plan to the deathstar, make it happen Disney.

On the verge of death, have the guy dressed in white with the wand chant and pray for you and have all your maladies begone.

I'm sure if you post a pic, some desperate CEmen will welcome her in his parent's home.

I'm not into girls who squat in the smith machine.

Fast and Furious
Fist of Legend
Fire Down Below
Deep Impact
Die Hard
The Lion King

Lacross is like playing water polo of sports, but imagine if the water was frozen and you had sticks and stuff and instead of being in the pool you ran around on the ice instead while trying to put this little ball into this net.

How do you enter an enclosed arena with a freaking bull and manage to not only lose sight of said bull not once, but twice and both time get punished for it, I mean even we still have a little bit of natural survival instinct left in us, must be alcohol.

Lucky, I shove a cop in the US and 75% chance I'll get shot.

buy the big pack of condoms, not just the 3 pack and pick up some lube while you're at it, some girls hate when you use spit

7/10 no boob no butt but cute smile

Meh, it's a fair trade-off for no yeast infections and rarely getting bladder infections, also no bleeding from a hole every month for a few days is glorious.

Yea, butter kills, eat more fiber, you go TC.

Too bad she has no soul.

or during earthquake drills they'd tell you to put your head under the desk, what a load of bull, when the earth opens up and swallows someone, being under the desk isn't going to help

Guess all the cute K girls are all taken by the white guys, sucks to be and Asian male.

looks shopped, her eyebrows are different color than her hair

I was in Tijuana one time and saw a girl just like her at HK, $100 lighter and 30 minutes later I kind of had an idea what it would be like to go deep and not pull out, it was OK.

Skye Reynolds posted...

Lies, George Takei is still alive, also 80 though and Chekov too.

You should cry about it nonstop until you get pity sex from her and her mom, at the same time.

She kills a deer with an arrow at 8 and it's all fun and game, I kill a few neighborhood stray dogs and it's therapy for the next 15 years, girls have it easy.

I bet you we can even train customers to scan and bag their own items, we'd save so much money. I got to write these great ideas down.

Well when playing GTA, if you're going to be expecting a lot of cops, you'll need rifles with big magazines and armor piercing bullets. If you're just going around shooting soft targets, anything bigger than a .22 will probably do.

My little pony club.

Get a nice van and shower at the gym, save so much money.

You could had bought 50 power ball tickets with that $100 and then could had afforded like 2 houses when you won, not investing properly there.

Sucks for Asian guys when all Asian girls want the BBC or the white knob, sucks.

HighOnSolar posted...

is that a dog driving that car

you can totally see his paw on the wheel

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gnomefromnome posted...

O_o

Pics of mom

My mom is not anything special to look at she has kind of tonic schizophrenia so...

She us pics of her at 18.

less gun pics, more grandma pics