Lurker > bknight

Call him a cuck for helping raise another man's kid.

That stuff that will abort a pregnancy, used it and worked wonders on my face.

I'm a nice guy who would listen to her and do whatever she said. I would protect her and step in front of a bullet for her. I would never make her cry and would never cheat on her. I would give her a single rose everyday and for her birthday I would give her a journal of daily passages I've written about her and how she's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

I would enlist in space force to pilot a Gundam.

One thing I learned about eating at Taco Bell is that I'll have to poop and that both bathrooms will be occupied.

Avocados
Boba drinks
K Pop

Only if you pass the finger in pussy smell test, works 100% 60% of the time.

Saying "happy new year", some people don't believe in the Gregorian calendar and it's rude to assume it's the new year for them.

Hang out on CE and post in the happy new year thread.

No, but a female E.T, now you're talking.

Jiggy101011 posted...

As a former pizza delivery driver I can confirm that person does not exist.

That sucks, but on the bright side you got to have all that sex with hot co-eds and lonely milfs.

DeadBankerDream posted...

I think the biggest issue this story raises is that cops think that going to McD for lunch and shoving pure fat in the shape of a burger down their throat is good for the fitness required for the job.

Like, don't you fucking try to tell me people go there for the coffee.

Yup, I don't get why cops don't meal prep with and bring their lunch with them to the job, it's so easy to plan ahead cook for a week and portion a healthy balance of protein, carbs and fat. Bonus is that they won't get 'fat pig' written on their cups and donuts boxes, sad.

Sad, you know that cop won't be able to get a job at McDonald's now, they definitely black balled him.

Never got the correlation between joining the armed forces and drinking/smoking, it's not like they raised the age of buying a rifle from 18 to 21 or anything, that would be a better example.

Whatever you do, don't cross the train tracks.

I like guns, lightsabers, gunpla and sneakers.

Broken dick when girl does cowgirl and it accidentally slips out and girl comes down on your dick with her full body weight and folds it in half.

When you're at the urinal and you have to drop your pants to your ankles because your dick can't reach your zipper.

When you get a full erection and become anemic because it takes so much blood to fill your dick to it's full size.

Parappa09 posted...

this week itll be a new month, year and decade

Imagine how those people felt in 1999, new century, them old people were so lucky, we'll never get to experience that in this lifetime.

When you're 6'4, can walk with good posture, have perfect teeth, a killer smile, a ton of confidence, a sense of humor, 10% body fat and lift 4 times a week.

I would take my phone out and stand right next to the dude filming her ass and join in, she obviously doesn't mind, then I would make a post on CE about fat Americans and Walmart.

Should had asked for her number, she probably needs to let all that frustration out someway.

I's have to watch the Netflix documentary to tell me how I feel before making judgments.

I wonder if she p

If the minimum wage was around $1/hour, all the manufacturing job would come back to the USA. It's so simple, China has such a strong workforce because they pay very little, therefore the cost to produce is almost just material, can't believe no one has caught on to this, we should really lower the minimum wage if we want a booming economy, simple supply and demand.

smell o vision

The-Apostle posted...

Simply going to church doesn't get you in Heaven, though.

But confessing to a priest before you die dose? Makes about as much sense.

You can buy a rifle and high capacity magazines at 18 in most states but you can't smoke or drink, so unfair.

Man, I'd take off her shoes and take a good whiff, nice.

So you don't go to hell after you die.

Weekend at Phillip's

But, it's just pee.

Pee Movie
Reservoir Dongs
Slutdog Millionaire
Blazing Paddles
Best Side Story

Orlando_Jordan posted...

What does that mean?

It's a Monopoly metaphor, boardwalk is seen as a double edge property that can make you rich or ruin you, pretty much saying that you are bi-polar.

Solid Sonic posted...

Do women have a sixth sense for when a man is small under his pants?

Nope, they use their sense of sight to on the Asian guy.

Batman X Superman

Zombiesand
Ferris Bueller's Gay Off
The Breakfast Chub

White Men Can't Hump
Black Snake Loan

I play Pot Of Greed!

It's a troll move from Nike to all the Kaepernick haters. They make him a signature shoe and literally put his face on it, what other athlete/rapper/fashion designer does that? That's an alpha move, Nike being vicious, on a separate note, I copped myself a pair of Yeezy 700 V3 this morning, so lucky.

Star Wars: The Lust Jedi

A Cockwork Orange
Beauty and the Breast
Inside Gout
Forrest Hump
Shaving Private Ryan

Toy Gun: Maverick
Top Story
Doctor Sheep
Pie Hard
American Die
The Santa Claus

Pocky 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Pocky Balboa, Cried, Cried 2

Last Jedi

Old people buy batteries and chargers and such from actual brick and mortar stores because they can't internet, but yea, you're the only one that never uses Amazon.