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SaltyWet posted...

Um, what?

Dick is another word for shoe, in Australia.

She's got a point, if we thought our dicks were pretty, we'd all be that old dude in the locker room walking and swinging away.

No, but I did download this 4gb VR torrent to play on my Gear VR and it was a top trending video, the action got going and this hot skinny blond started to ride the guy in POV and I look down and see her manhood, it was strange, then full stop and delete.

I know Kung-Fu so yea

like 2006 or whatever year they went HD in their video

you should add your mom and aunt, that'll make it 7, a proud number

pic of your elbow

Pretty sure our subs have orders to launch their nukes if they lose contact with Washington DC.

Also a brush fire a few miles from my house in Anaheim Hills, them Santa Ana winds are being vicious.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-anaheim-hills-fire-20171009-story.html

How does she end up with a spoon and chopsticks, maybe, at the side of a bed? It doesn't make sense, probably a cannibal.

I would eat my papa's john.

my post office has a digital dispenser that prints stamps in the same area where the P.O boxes are, thought they all did, also CVS has them

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Lakshmi_Tatma.jpg

This is a true goddess.

Why start with Hennessy, that stuff is expensive and if you're just a kid with a small allowance, you'd probably want to start with King Cobra, or a Natural, or Keystone, more bang for your buck.

Hope her parents never find out, they'll never be able to live with the fact that their daughter is a racist.

That's Ricky Tan

Who is going to hire a former drug addict with an assault conviction, Google is a thing and and if someone is getting surgery, they'll probably want some info on their surgeon, just to make sure they're not former drug addict with an assault conviction.

needle and a condom, then just say condoms are not 100% guaranteed when she finds out she's pregnant, then she'll want to abort and since it's her body and her decision, she'll kill your baby, karma is a bitch TC

Could had had a shot at her with all them pimples, sadly now she's beyond our grasp.

661 GB isn't that much if it's all 1080p or 4k, what is this 2007?

My pin is 1221, sometimes it works, sometime it doesn't, just rolling the dice.

Nope we going to CVS and buying some Monistat 1, not 3, not 7, getting rid of them fungus in one day.

refurbished fleshlights are really cheap and they look brand new, it's just like having sex with someone who's not a virgin

voting is racist, why can't everybody be elected?

during the housing depression in 2008, my brother was on unemployment for almost 3 years because they kept extending it

Dick pic usually answers most questions.

Or take a bunch of APs in high school and earn enough credit to be a Sophomore in your first year.

sure, I'll be the 500th guy to bare back her, but its hard for guys to catch STDs during heterosexual sex

Do you have "active shooter" drills?
Would you rather clean vomit or shit?
Do you judge people who come dressed up in a movie theme?
Do you guys all point and laugh at the people who watch movie alone as they are leaving?

Pretty you can't buy CP, it's a trading thing, you trade your stuff and get new stuff.

awww, she shaved her pits

Can't wait until we have to talk to someone at a call center in India because the machine messed up the order.

The day Pokemon Go came out, some dork came in and told me he took care of the "bird" problem in our store, I knew exactly what he meant, but gave him a stupid dumbfounded look because I didn't want to encourage him.

She has that pale skin, dark eye, dark hair creepy combo that makes Asian horror movies so scary. Would not want to have her stare into my soul.

Hit it, have fun with her and quit it. Need to teach these young girls hard earned life lessons that they'll complain about with their girlfriends later on in life.