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So using a fleshlight is rape? If you use your hands, did you rape your hands, or did your hands rape your penis?

LUE was meh, all the cool kids use to hang out on the RPG board.

In America, we cut off the tip.

Liberals ruined Star Wars, why didn't we get the hot Asian chick.

I think the rule is dick pic by 3rd date unless sex happened right? Been out of the game for a while now.

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Kurumiee posted...

9.4 stone

?

is that a reference to dick size

no it's the metric system, they use stones and sticks to measure stuff

I find that these things tend to escalate to the point where one is offered a blow job, when it reaches this point, just close your eye and enjoy the moment.

Guys have more muscle mass and testosterone, harder to get fat with a slowing metabolism, also easier to lose weight once fat is gained.

LordFarquad1312 posted...

apocalyptic_4 posted...

I was there last year for a week for my friend's bachelor party.

Go off the resort to a strip club. Spent the majority of my money there.

Did you go to a nice one, or the ones where the ladies are fat and gross?

If you're anywhere near TJ, hit up Hong Kong, they tend to have the nicer girls and they cater to Americans. It's also pretty safe if you don't wander away from the street with all the clubs on it.

They're in too deep, they get picked on every single day for being Trump supporter and now they just support him out of spite for being picked on for so long.

Brown shower followed by urethral insertion ending with sriracha enema.

Trump is bullet proof, only him saying the N-word in front of cameras live or tweeting it would affect him.

Starbucks Frap 1/2 today 7/19 after 3pm

Don't know why people still go to India or Florida, do they not have internet?

In my experience, the more experience a girl has given blowjobs, the better, hate those first timers who use way too much hands and teeth, huh.

Depends is I'm a cuck, I do post on CE.

Only in England

https://nypost.com/2018/07/18/family-of-pedophiles-raped-kids-for-30-years-before-being-caught/

Having sex with my sexbot in my flying car.

I like to chew bubble gum and Im all out of bubble gum.

NeonOctopus posted...

Only in America

Nope happened in China, read the article, some people.

I call her baby, no pedo.

It's like we're living in a world where someone wins an election, but then goes out of his way to prove that the opposition rigged the election. What is the end game? Have another vote and risk losing, what a strange world reality is.

Fact, not one person knelt at the World Cup during the US national anthem, Trump got us respect from the world.

Got a Samsung Tab S3 for $209.64, let's see if it ships. No consoles available so tried to get the best bang for buck for something I did not need.

darkprince45 posted...

MedzXVIII posted...

darkprince45 posted...

What does this have to do with trump's America

The dude was Hispanic

so?

Not sure where the trumps america comment is coming from

Only works when Obama is charge, Trump is bullet proof, he can say/do anything and get away with it, n-word excluded of course.

Even the Canadians rioted after losing the Stanley Cup that one year, only country I see not rioting is Japan.

I like to wear my Canon strap with my Nikon DSLR, it rages so many nerds.

So I was watching this Japanese incest porno where the dad creampies the daughter, and as soon as the creampie is done, the mom stick a pregnancy test in the daughter and shows that it's positive.

pogo_rabid posted...

bknight posted...

pogo_rabid posted...

bknight posted...

Need a bikini pic and a JAV video in which she is chased by a bunch of fans and she hides and whoever finds her first gets to bang her, but the kicker is that another bunch of fans get to defend her and try to block the other group, but they don't get to bang her, but they get to bang this other JAV actress who's like the support character.

There's one (i forget the name of the JV actress) where it's that, only in reverse. The guys are trying to get away from her but if she catches them, she bangs the shit out of them.

That makes no sense, who would run away? Those crazy Japanese and their awesome porn, ruined by censorship.

It was hilarous. They would try to run away, but she'd have an iron grip on their dong. She's push them down and go to town.

Will check it out, but the beauty of the other porn was that these were obvious fans, another great thing about Japanese porn. They were chubby nerds with glasses, or skinny nerds who look like they only came out of their room for the event. The defending team would cry real tears as they watched her get fucked by the guy who caught her and it's all real emotions. US porn is all about using the same actors and even some fan fucks are fake, so sad.

I also have a folder full of nice dick pics if you need to borrow some.

Sure, but you have to send dick pics of a really nice dick that is obviously not yours, just make sure it's not a BBC if you're not black, most common mistake. Girls get horny too, and if she's impressed, you have a shot at a date at least, make sure when you do it the first time it's dark, you'll miss out on the blow job, but at least you'll get the tip wet.

pogo_rabid posted...

bknight posted...

Need a bikini pic and a JAV video in which she is chased by a bunch of fans and she hides and whoever finds her first gets to bang her, but the kicker is that another bunch of fans get to defend her and try to block the other group, but they don't get to bang her, but they get to bang this other JAV actress who's like the support character.

There's one (i forget the name of the JV actress) where it's that, only in reverse. The guys are trying to get away from her but if she catches them, she bangs the shit out of them.

That makes no sense, who would run away? Those crazy Japanese and their awesome porn, ruined by censorship.

DarthWendy posted...

Isn't she the angry emo girl from Game of Thrones ?

She's that girl from Kick-Ass, she grew up nicely.

Need a bikini pic and a JAV video in which she is chased by a bunch of fans and she hides and whoever finds her first gets to bang her, but the kicker is that another bunch of fans get to defend her and try to block the other group, but they don't get to bang her, but they get to bang this other JAV actress who's like the support character.

I say the N-word to liberals to offend the liberals, but I look around first to make sure there are no black people around and that no one is filming me on their phones and that I'm wearing a hat and sunglasses.

I live in So Cal and I hate the heat, all them girls wearing short shorts, stop already, show some decency.

You can totally stop showering, living the dream.

Bud Light Lime, with a straw of course.

In Great Britain, if a white guy beats up another white guy and tells him to go back to Ireland, it's racist.

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out - yeah
And floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me
I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
Don't stop me don't stop me
Don't stop me hey hey hey
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Don't stop me don't stop me
Have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me ah
Oh yeah
Alright
Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time (wooh)
Just give me a call (alright)
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)
Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
La da da da daah
Da da da haa
Ha da da ha ha haaa
Ha da daa ha da da aaa
Ooh ooh ooh

1st lesson about never having to pay for anything again is to find a good shopping cart, not too big, nice wheels and obviously make sure it's not one of those that lock up.

I go to CE.

Anyone else learn to drive in So. Cal and never learned about this two lane freeway thing where the left is passing only? For the longest time I never got these arguments about hogging the left lane and using the right to pass and so on and so forth because there are no freeways here that are just two lanes.

SpiralDrift posted...

To be honest the bigger difference is between people who know how to look for stuff online and those who don't. I've never replaced a toilet but I'm like 99.9% sure I could do it after a few searches.

Yup, not a car guy at all, but when my check engine light came on, I was able to diagnose and replace a faulty oxygen sensor with the help of Youtube, Google and Amazon, something I would never have done pre-internet.

How come in Japanese anime, the hooligan on the street is always asking for money from the MC when he gets bumped into and tells the MC that if he doesn't pay, he's going to sue him because he was assaulted? That stuff never happens in the USA but watching Youtube Japanese prank show, I know some of the stuff they do would result in lawsuits in the US. So which is it, do Japanese sue other people for being bumped into, or can you get away with wearing a T-Rex costume and chasing a high school girl around until she falls and shows her panties for the LOLs.

This is why I carry my 9mm, just pull up to them and wave it at them, they leave you the fuck alone after that, love the USA.

It's like when you make a dirty joke at work and some girl hears it and goes to HR, you get fired, but when a gay guy makes a comment on how nice your butt is looking, you just have to smile and move on or you'll be labeled a homophobe.

ScofieldReturns posted...

bknight posted...

Was it BB, did she allow Greek, those are the big upsells. Did he get the option of multiple shot on target within the allowed time, and I'm guessing it was on 15 min to 30 min for such a low amount, unless it was Thailand. Was she a safety girl or did she allow GFE? What about DFK or LFK or even a PSE? Also was she any good at BBJ and did she allow CIM, was she able to DT? I always find girls that do BBJTCIMWS amazing because I always have a big load, nothing like a girl running to spit to dampen the mood, but I don't blame them either, I would not want a mouthful.

I usually find DDG trophy fucks to be DFE, and it's just bragging right anyways, the repeats are always the older, chubbier providers who will leave your head spinning afterwards and a little sore.

BB and GFE are the only terms I know there. He used a condom. She did kiss

kissing on lip is usually LFK or light french kiss and DFK is when she allows you to suck on her tongue or shove your tongue down hers
good for him though, you usually don't get those kind of rates unless it's the end of the month and the provider is desperate to make rent, best time to get the itch scratched, too bad Trump passed the FOSTA bill, finding action online is so tedious nowadays

Was it BB, did she allow Greek, those are the big upsells. Did he get the option of multiple shot on target within the allowed time, and I'm guessing it was on 15 min to 30 min for such a low amount, unless it was Thailand. Was she a safety girl or did she allow GFE? What about DFK or LFK or even a PSE? Also was she any good at BBJ and did she allow CIM, was she able to DT? I always find girls that do BBJTCIMWS amazing because I always have a big load, nothing like a girl running to spit to dampen the mood, but I don't blame them either, I would not want a mouthful.

I usually find DDG trophy fucks to be DFE, and it's just bragging right anyways, the repeats are always the older, chubbier providers who will leave your head spinning afterwards and a little sore.

It's a trap.