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No_U_L7
02/11/18 2:34:41 AM
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It seems people dont believe me when I say I've slept with porn stars, so allow me to explain

Background:

9 years ago I was terrible with women. But that was ok since I decided to take steps to rectify that. Through studying and infield application, repetition and refinement in an iterative process, i have learned an advanced understanding of attraction, male to female dynamics, female psychology and sub communication. In short, I have become a master of seduction.

Porn Conventions:

I have realized that I actually prefer really beautiful women who are really good in bed (duh). Most people don't have the dedication to do what I do. I started attending porn conventions to pick up porn stars. I learned that the easiest way to pick up a certain type of girl is just to go somewhere with a mass abundance of them. IE, if i want to pick up a stripper, just make it easy on my self and go to a strip club. Once I'm somewhere with high abundance, I can continue to run my normal types of interactions with girls. It's much easier for me in these environments, because I may not be smooth with the first girl I talk to, I'll adjust and adjust girl after girl until I'm just the smoothest person a girl has met. So after talking to let's, say 3 porn stars, the 4th will think I'm the coolest smoothest person she has ever met. So I just wander the convention, meeting porn stars, getting their numbers, setting up dates. Some of the girls show up on the dates, some flake. Some respond to my texts, some ignore them. The ones that show up, some I don't sleep with, some I do sleep with. But for the rewards are worth the efforts.

Caveats:

-No, you're not supposed to ask the porn stars for their numbers, and they are not supposed to give them to you. But if you are a really cool guy, of course they will. If Jay-Z (or whatever cool guy) went in, talked to them and asked for their number, do you really think they'll say "oh sorry I'm not supposed to do that." They'd just do it. But you just have to be that cool. That rule is just to rule out losers asking for their numbers.

-Porn conventions can be expensive, but are cheap if you plan ahead and book them months in advanced (I book mine 6 months in advance for about $50 usually).

-Contrary to popular belief, porn stars do sleep with normal people. They like to get out of the industry sometimes. Counter-intuitively to most, they actually don't need Chads with big dicks, they've slept with plenty of those. They'd also like to just sleep with normal cool people. Also counter-intuitively to most, porn stars are actually easier to get into bed, since they have such ridiculously high sex drives usually.

-Contrary to popular belief, porn stars are the cleanest girls in the world. They have to get tested every 2 weeks. They also have to be on birth control. I don't even use a condom with porn stars. But don't be insulted if they ask you to get tested before sleeping with you (some have, some haven't....I come across as a really clean guy).
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soulunison2
02/11/18 2:37:14 AM
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Lmao
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MrK3V
02/11/18 2:38:35 AM
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MorbidFaithless
02/11/18 2:38:46 AM
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I don't believe 1 word or that.
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LethalAffinity
02/11/18 2:40:28 AM
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What kind of cuck would want his dick inside someone who has had thousands of men?
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RockLee94
02/11/18 2:41:17 AM
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Seems legit
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No_U_L7
02/11/18 2:41:49 AM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
I don't believe 1 word or that.


most people wouldn't just because it's so far out of their realities. But the entirety of what I do is to do things others can't...so i just took it to another level.
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giantblimpN7
02/11/18 2:46:46 AM
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gunplagirl
02/11/18 2:46:56 AM
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*looks at topic title*

TC hasn't slept in years
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Kaname_Madoka
02/11/18 2:52:03 AM
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D, final answer
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Raikuro
02/11/18 2:53:25 AM
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Because you have a camera in your bedroom?
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DoctorVader
02/11/18 2:53:36 AM
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Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.
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bknight
02/11/18 3:08:47 AM
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Just had sex with a former porn performer on Thu. She had issues and needed to sip whiskey to "keep her blood thin" while giving me oral and could not do missionary for too long because she got claustrophobic when I was on top. She did porn in her late teens and early 20s and is now 35 but still had a nice body, but she did do some very hard core stuff with Max.
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Rob Cesternino
02/11/18 3:14:28 AM
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A few questions:

How do you manage multiple relationships?

What do you do if they become attached and want to be in a committed relationship with you?

When do you plan on getting married/settling down, if ever?
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Lathissamus
02/11/18 3:15:23 AM
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You really had to make another topic about this?
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gunplagirl
02/11/18 3:18:30 AM
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DoctorVader posted...
Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.

*cough* >.> yeah I need to be added to that list
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Kaname_Madoka
02/11/18 3:19:16 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.

*cough* >.> yeah I need to be added to that list

are you a stacey
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gunplagirl
02/11/18 3:23:39 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
gunplagirl posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.

*cough* >.> yeah I need to be added to that list

are you a stacey

A what?
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Kaname_Madoka
02/11/18 3:28:42 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
gunplagirl posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.

*cough* >.> yeah I need to be added to that list

are you a stacey

A what?

a stacey is a chad except a girl
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No_U_L7
02/11/18 4:06:03 AM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
A few questions:

How do you manage multiple relationships?

What do you do if they become attached and want to be in a committed relationship with you?

When do you plan on getting married/settling down, if ever?


The answer to the first 2 is to manage expectations from the very start. If you set the frame correctly, she cannot get upset.

I don't ever want to get married or settle down. Honestly I prefer being by myself 90% of the time and if I want to have sex I'll just go out and meet a new girl.
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ScofieldReturns
02/11/18 6:08:54 PM
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El Mexicano Texano
02/11/18 6:12:15 PM
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9 years ago you were making topics about Kate Beckingsale
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Burnt_Puke82
02/11/18 6:15:38 PM
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I guess some things on CE never change.

Also...

Kaname_Madoka posted...
D, final answer

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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/11/18 6:16:39 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.

*cough* >.> yeah I need to be added to that list

did you sleep with Mandingo
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Delirious_Beard
02/11/18 6:16:45 PM
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this is peak scofield
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ThanksUglyGod
02/11/18 6:17:48 PM
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imagine typing all of that jesus
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RebelElite791
02/11/18 6:18:05 PM
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Can you imagine carrying on this gimmick for 10 years

I mean good god
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No_U_L7
02/11/18 7:47:38 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
9 years ago you were making topics about Kate Beckingsale


and that's when the realization happened...
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Antifar
02/11/18 7:48:39 PM
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This is technically true as long as you always take video
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gunplagirl
02/11/18 7:50:34 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
gunplagirl posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Only people who've slept with pornstars around here are foreman and MD.

*cough* >.> yeah I need to be added to that list

are you a stacey

A what?

a stacey is a chad except a girl

I'm not that
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KlRBEH
02/11/18 7:59:47 PM
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I had to tap out after the first paragraph, holy shit lmfao
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No_U_L7
02/11/18 8:05:10 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
-Contrary to popular belief, porn stars are the cleanest girls in the world.

Um, no. Nina Hartley has shattered that myth more than once.


what do you mean? funny story, she actually came onto me once, but she caught me by surprise and nothing came of it...
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