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Anisoptera
01/09/18 9:29:51 PM
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meanwhile women can go to any store and buy a vibrator that can last for years that costs less than $20.

men sex toys = single use or can be used up to 4-14 times. need a condom for easier clean up. easily goes moldy if guy gets lazy with cleaning. The discreet ones are super expensive.
women sex toys = condom use optional, but helps makes cleaning easier. Just pop it in the dishwasher or rinse it in the sink. Discreet and easy to hide.
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008Zulu
01/09/18 9:33:26 PM
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The drawback of having a non-discrete sex organ I suppose.
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synth_real
01/09/18 9:34:50 PM
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I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong
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A_Good_Boy
01/09/18 9:35:46 PM
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Which toys are you looking at for men that are mostly temporary?
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Cookie Bag
01/09/18 9:35:48 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
easily goes moldy if guy gets lazy with cleaning.

I'd imagine if you're gonna pay for a sex toy you at least would take proper care of it...
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VipaGTS
01/09/18 9:35:58 PM
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what single use sex toys are you using, TC?
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Anisoptera
01/09/18 9:39:05 PM
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Men have to wait weeks to get their sex toys imported from Japan or pay a hefty price from an online retailer. Women can just walk 5 minutes to a convenience store and come home with a box of condoms, lube, and a sex toy.
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A_Good_Boy
01/09/18 9:43:03 PM
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Imagine not living in a city with a sex shop.
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Pepys Monster
01/09/18 9:45:55 PM
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B-b-but the patriarchy!
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Chicken_Butt
01/09/18 9:47:33 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
easily goes moldy if guy gets lazy with cleaning.


Which is such a catch-22 because there is never a time a guy feels more lazy den right afta he busts...

Dat said I always get up to clean it but it feels like such a walk o' shame.
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BuckVanHammer
01/09/18 9:51:06 PM
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synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why save them? Gonna make a frankenbrator?
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Seitar
01/09/18 9:51:34 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
Men have to wait weeks to get their sex toys imported from Japan or pay a hefty price from an online retailer.

Fleshlight ads used to be very proud of their products rubber being thought up and made in america.
Women can just walk 5 minutes to a convenience store and come home with a box of condoms, lube, and a sex toy.

Condoms and lube aren't female exclusives and I've yet to see a convenience store stock dildos or vibrators.
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synth_real
01/09/18 10:10:59 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why save them? Gonna make a frankenbrator?

Nope, was gonna do a funny prank with them, but now I'm just gonna leave it in the bush where the teenagers go to smoke dope and see what kind of dumb shit they do with them instead
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DoomSwell
01/09/18 10:14:59 PM
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I paid $20 for my "hidachitukko plus" and Ive used it over a dozen times lol
Oh look, its $17 on toydemon...
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jmikla
01/09/18 10:16:31 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
meanwhile women can go to any store and buy a vibrator that can last for years that costs less than $20.

Men can use vibrators too- like, for a$$ play.
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DoomSwell
01/09/18 10:23:37 PM
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@Asherlee10 posted...
You have to go to a novelty or sex shop

@Seitar posted...
I've yet to see a convenience store stock dildos or vibrators

I got suspended once for linking to a dildo on...CVS.com I think? A common pharmacy anyways.
*checks CVS*
Yeah, just search "rabbit vibe" or "picobong" seems to be their main brand.
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Darmik
01/09/18 10:24:27 PM
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Lube up a sandwich bag and shove it between some couch cushions. That's pretty cheap.

As long as you have lube almost anything can be a sex toy with enough creativity and imagination.
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MabusIncarnate
01/09/18 10:25:34 PM
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synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why would you keep broken vibrators in a toolbox?
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WizardPowers
01/09/18 10:26:39 PM
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The guys could just get butt toys. Prostate play aint gay. It's the pleasure center for a reason. Don't have to be gay to take advantage of that
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Darmik
01/09/18 10:27:37 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why would you keep broken vibrators in a toolbox?


Would you rather your socks or your screwdriver to smell like ass?
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WilliamPorygon
01/09/18 10:29:19 PM
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What are you talking about? I know it won't last forever but that thing I got last August was like 40 bucks and is still doing just fine, granted I use it once or twice a week on average but I always make sure to clean it thoroughly and store it properly.
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ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:30:33 PM
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just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free
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Ryo_the_Inferno
01/09/18 11:00:11 PM
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synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why do you keep them? Nostalgia?
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synth_real
01/10/18 1:37:11 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why would you keep broken vibrators in a toolbox?

It's a cheap locking box. I bought it back when I was living with my dad and didn't want one of my stepsiblings to discover that shit if they ever went snooping around my room when I wasn't there.

Ryo_the_Inferno posted...
synth_real posted...
I have a toolbox full of broken vibrators that says you're wrong

Why do you keep them? Nostalgia?

synth_real posted...
was gonna do a funny prank with them, but now I'm just gonna leave it in the bush where the teenagers go to smoke dope and see what kind of dumb shit they do with them instead

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halomonkey1_3_5
01/10/18 1:43:20 AM
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Its not as easy as TC makes it seem but it is way easier

I noticed a lot of places that sell condoms also stock the cheap bullet vibes and stuff from condom brands, and those lines focus way more on toys for women than men(although yes, men could technically make use of them anyway)

But in the internet era it seems ridiculous to whine about this when virtually any toy you want is on amazon or any number of discreet online retailers
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Asperity
01/10/18 5:09:09 PM
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One of the best things about being a guy is that you can use just about any household item as a sex toy or simply make one with what materials you have around.

furniture- beds, couches, soft chairs
rolled up or folded pillows
pringles can, rubber glove, baby oil, stuffing
socks
sleeping bags
inflatable pool accessories
etc.
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__aCEr__
01/10/18 5:13:03 PM
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The MacGyver of masturbation.
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Seitar
01/11/18 6:35:57 AM
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DoomSwell posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
You have to go to a novelty or sex shop

Seitar posted...
I've yet to see a convenience store stock dildos or vibrators

I got suspended once for linking to a dildo on...CVS.com I think? A common pharmacy anyways.
*checks CVS*
Yeah, just search "rabbit vibe" or "picobong" seems to be their main brand.

Fair enough, the pharmacies around here have marital aids for both genders (off brand fleshlights and vibrators) but they aren't on display and I'm not sure every store in the branch sells them.
But as said: Asherlee10 posted...
The point is that isn't nearly as convenient as TC thinks it is.

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Vegy
01/11/18 6:37:50 AM
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Its harder for women to get sex den it is for men, so its easier for women to get sex toys
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SoundNetwork
01/11/18 7:00:45 AM
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Vegy posted...
Its harder for women to get sex den it is for men, so its easier for women to get sex toys

is it easier for female vegy to get sex
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bknight
01/11/18 7:21:18 AM
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Meh, it's a fair trade-off for no yeast infections and rarely getting bladder infections, also no bleeding from a hole every month for a few days is glorious.
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008Zulu
01/12/18 6:33:21 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free

Argh! The cushion zipper!!!
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Chicken
01/12/18 6:37:02 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
What are you talking about? I know it won't last forever but that thing I got last August was like 40 bucks and is still doing just fine, granted I use it once or twice a week on average but I always make sure to clean it thoroughly and store it properly.


Is he named Rover?
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iClockwork
01/12/18 6:40:08 AM
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Seitar posted...
Condoms and lube aren't female exclusives and I've yet to see a convenience store stock dildos or vibrators.

They sell 20oz sodas at convenience stores.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
01/12/18 6:47:47 AM
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Guys can use phallic toys too. ;)
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obeseexplosive
01/12/18 6:55:21 AM
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A well cared for sounding set will last a lifetime of pleasure.
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ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:00:27 PM
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@008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free

Argh! The cushion zipper!!!

this is why leather couches are superior my friend
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008Zulu
01/12/18 9:31:44 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
@008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free

Argh! The cushion zipper!!!

this is why leather couches are superior my friend

Oh yeah, whose been a naughty couch? You have, haven't you?
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ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:36:25 PM
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008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free

Argh! The cushion zipper!!!

this is why leather couches are superior my friend

Oh yeah, whose been a naughty couch? You have, haven't you?

letting everyone including the dog just sit and lay on you all day

so dirty
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OctilIery
01/12/18 9:50:45 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
Men have to wait weeks to get their sex toys imported from Japan or pay a hefty price from an online retailer. Women can just walk 5 minutes to a convenience store and come home with a box of condoms, lube, and a sex toy.

You'd be lucky to find a vibrator at anything but a sex shop, and even then most are designed for someone else to please the women with it.

Any sex shop that sells women's sex toys will sell men's too.
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cjsdowg
01/12/18 9:58:14 PM
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1. I never new there were things for males.
2. dish washer...nasty.
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Garioshi
01/12/18 10:03:00 PM
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What do you mean, you need to get toys imported from Japan? I live less than a mile from a sex shop.
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Chicken
01/13/18 2:12:07 AM
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Garioshi posted...
What do you mean, you need to get toys imported from Japan? I live less than a mile from a sex shop.

The japanese ones are more fitting to their size.
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eggcorn
01/13/18 2:17:00 AM
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you guys sure know a lot about this stuff.
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