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TwinStars
01/25/18 6:43:19 PM
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They seem like they would get in the way all the time
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MC_BatCommander
01/25/18 6:44:30 PM
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Only when you get hit.
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ThyCorndog
01/25/18 6:44:59 PM
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only when they get tangled up
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KILBOTz
01/25/18 6:46:37 PM
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as ive gotten older the frequency in which I accidentally sit on my balls, especially in the summer, has increased.

I understand why old men are so cranky.
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TheJBD
01/25/18 6:48:10 PM
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I've always had a super dangly sack. I've injured my nuts so many times I've just learned to be extra careful.
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MC_BatCommander
01/25/18 6:52:27 PM
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TheJBD posted...
I've always had a super dangly sack. I've injured my nuts so many times I've just learned to be extra careful.


Ever considered briefs? Keep those fuckers snug man.
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Zikten
01/25/18 6:54:34 PM
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probably the same as breasts getting in the way. I think both would be annoying for the opposite sex. but those born with them are just used to it
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TheJBD
01/25/18 6:55:36 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
TheJBD posted...
I've always had a super dangly sack. I've injured my nuts so many times I've just learned to be extra careful.


Ever considered briefs? Keep those fuckers snug man.


Too constricting. I used to have to just for the sake of support, but then I discovered boxer briefs split the difference so perfectly between boxers and briefs I can never go back.
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ROD
01/25/18 6:56:09 PM
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TwinStars posted...
They seem like they would get in the way all the time


1 - if they're big you can sit on them accidentally. Yes, it's as painful as it sounds.
2 - if you use boxers you can sit in a weird way where they are pulled back towards your bum. It's uncomfortable.
3 - If they get hit it's a 1-hit-ko. Women will never know how much it hurts.
4 - they do get in the way
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Leanaunfurled
01/25/18 6:57:21 PM
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I think having a dick would be sucky, period. I mean, at least when girls get turned on, they can hide it ezpz. A dude? No, they have to go out of their way to make sure it's covered and it becomes this whole big thing. Sometimes literally.
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Garioshi
01/25/18 6:57:49 PM
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TwinStars posted...
They seem like they would get in the way all the time

Hurts like a bitch if they get hit. Even just a flick is extremely painful and can last for minutes.
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Butterfiles
01/25/18 6:59:26 PM
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it sucks balls
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DestroyedDog
01/25/18 6:59:56 PM
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Sometimes I sit on them and that hurts
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ROD
01/25/18 7:02:10 PM
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Zikten posted...
probably the same as breasts getting in the way. I think both would be annoying for the opposite sex. but those born with them are just used to it


but getting hit on the boobs won't bring you to your knees, nor can they pop
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ThyCorndog
01/25/18 7:31:35 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
I think having a dick would be sucky, period. I mean, at least when girls get turned on, they can hide it ezpz. A dude? No, they have to go out of their way to make sure it's covered and it becomes this whole big thing. Sometimes literally.

speak for yourself. I have proud erections
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SapphireOfChaos
01/25/18 7:33:54 PM
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Testicular torsion is said to be the most painful thing a human can experience that isn't (immediately) life-threatening.
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TheJBD
01/25/18 7:34:59 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
I think having a dick would be sucky, period. I mean, at least when girls get turned on, they can hide it ezpz. A dude? No, they have to go out of their way to make sure it's covered and it becomes this whole big thing. Sometimes literally.


I haven't had random, uncontrollable erections in public since I was a teenager. Besides the hormones I think a lot of controlling your boners is just experience. As a teenager you don't know how to not stare at something enticing and allow your lower self to become engorged. Maybe it is mostly hormones though.
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Electrokinesis
01/25/18 7:35:15 PM
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Needing to adjust your boxers in public to unsnag your ballsack is the most irritating fucking thing.
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thronedfire2
01/25/18 7:35:46 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
I think having a dick would be sucky, period. I mean, at least when girls get turned on, they can hide it ezpz. A dude? No, they have to go out of their way to make sure it's covered and it becomes this whole big thing. Sometimes literally.


And then there are the times it happens right when you have to stand in front of a group of people.
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JlM
01/25/18 7:36:09 PM
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As an avid hiker, jesus christ, my inner thighs hurt.
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ChromaticAngel
01/25/18 7:36:48 PM
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Worst thing about balls is I can't sit with my legs crossed like girls can
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Lunaaaa
01/25/18 7:37:24 PM
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Electrokinesis posted...
Needing to adjust your boxers in public to unsnag your ballsack is the most irritating fucking thing.

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ProtoManSPx
01/26/18 12:05:38 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
I think having a dick would be sucky, period. I mean, at least when girls get turned on, they can hide it ezpz. A dude? No, they have to go out of their way to make sure it's covered and it becomes this whole big thing. Sometimes literally.

speak for yourself. I have proud erections
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0AbsoluteZero0
01/26/18 12:08:57 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
I think having a dick would be sucky, period. I mean, at least when girls get turned on, they can hide it ezpz. A dude? No, they have to go out of their way to make sure it's covered and it becomes this whole big thing. Sometimes literally.

speak for yourself. I have proud erections

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Tmk
01/26/18 12:12:53 AM
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Balls are terrible. Being a guy is terrible.

Life is a cascade of despair.
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bknight
01/26/18 12:19:31 AM
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I'd rather have balls then bleed out of a whole a few days a month, have a short urethra which leads to more bladder infection, and be prone to yeast infection.
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