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Is this one of those Japanese things where the dude puts on make-up and becomes a hot girl? Too lazy to click link.

This is when you grab the guys nuts and yell it's a prank bro, just a gentle grab, not doing any damage.

pegusus123456 posted...

Paste picture into paint and use the dropper to separate the color from the lighting.



My guess is that there is indeed a filter on it because that's an ugly fucking dresser if those are the actual colors.

Now zoom in on what's written on the white board and freak the fuck out.

It probably would not work in like Star Trek where battles between ships are all about torpedoes and lasers and maneuvering, but in Star Wars where only small ships like X-Wings and Tie Fighters are maneuverable, a few light speed death spear would wreck the bigger ships.

The whole scene made it very clear that smaller fighters can't stray too far away from the bigger ships for some reason, and no matter how much firepower you have, it won't penetrate a ship's shield which in itself has a renewable energy source that not only neglect cannon fire but is able to repair damage to itself faster then the damage being inflicted as long as a certain amount of spacing is maintained (also we have to believe the Order doesn't have any heavily armed ships which sacrifices some armor for speed which could had easily taken out one ship), really makes no sense.

But big game trophy hunters pay big money to hunt those trophies, and that money is then used for the conservation of the endangered species, at least that's what the internet says.

Or just make a few high density rod with light speed engines in them and just program them to go light speed at a short distance to put massive holes in bigger ships, more effective then pew pew pew, we can't get through their shields because they're going just fast enough for us for our cannons to be useless...

Hiking, sweating, crouching in uncomfortable positions, meh, and if you do get a kill you got to go all metal gear solid/far cry/lara croft on it to harvest the edible meat and then hike all the way back with a few dozen extra pounds. Rather just go to the range and then go camping.

Most of the time when a guy blacks out, it's time to check for blood in your stool, who gets a blowjob...

That's the kind of people you don't want to break up with, they'll skin your pet rabbit and boil it.

rhklce posted...

ledbowman posted...

15-year-old boy, who turned out to be an undercover officer.

Well good for him

I know, what are the odds of some random 15 y.o boy also being a police officer, better luck next time chubby white nerd, this is what you get for straying out of mom's basement and taking the initiative.

Don't worry, James Cameron will save the strong female lead anime made into live action western movie adaptation.

So I should had spent all my time in the gym instead of working on my comedy routine? Damn you random articles saying all women want someone who could make them laugh, damn you.

I hear the like the BBC and despise the SAC.

Only if it's my mom.

But if the earth was round, why is everything flat? Huh?

closed with my tablet showing the security cams in my house on the nightstand next to my bed and my 9mm in a quick release safe bolted on to the nightstand

Well the bullet did ricochet and they should had gone after manslaughter not murder, could had gotten him on that one.

Yea, the Japanese will take our movies and make them more appealing to their audience by doing weird things to them.

It was 105 in So Cal in the middle of October, take that Europe

congrats on coming out

Not paying for it, work out partner and shopping/movies.
Paying for it, vaginal/anal/face fucking/finger blasting/cim

I don't use the "r" so it's ok.

Albania
Eastern European hotties with bad teeth, here I come.

self driving car can't come soon enough, so over driving in general

I take a shit while my sister puts on her make up.

sure why not, people get high on oxygen in those oxygen bar when most of the time they just get pumped normal air

Yup, was going to point out the head also, looks like a toddler with their giant heads and little bodies.

Thanks Obama

pres_madagascar posted...

D, prefer southeast Asia

My D agrees with this.

toss some salad, cause she looks like she needs to go on a diet

Japanese music was so 2005, it's all about the Korean pop now, get with the program.

Nope, I'm fond of both my kidneys.

There goes his gun rights in CA, darn liberals, one little animal cruelty charge and it's no gun for you.

TC gonna be a mass shooting victim, RIP TC

Tempted to, especially if we're 69ing and it's just sitting there at eye level and it's all clean and pink, maybe just a lick.

Deja Vu in City of Industry, it's all right, but once you go to the Tijuana strip clubs, any US joint will be very boring and very expensive for what you get, although I did get full service in Deja Vu once but I hear they cracked that on that.

Two shots

seems to be made of plastic

deploying it consist of releasing a safety and then deploying a trigger, increasing the chances to being shot as you fumble around

too many moving parts increases chance of failure to fire

not sure why anyone would not just get a Glock to CC, unless they need to hide a gun and sneak pass a pat down, have time to deploy the gun, only need one or two shots, seems great as a weapon to assassinate someone or take over a bus or something, for self defense, not so much

Will the baby come out his butt?

underachiever

I pull out my EDC pocket knife, flick it open, slice the bag and put it back in my pocket, next to my EDC flashlight and EDC multitool and my EDC pens and my my EDC taser and my EDC lighter and my EDC rape whistle.

Every stonehead who thinks he's cool I've met smokes weed.

And in order to post on CE you should have to post a pic of your mom or sister.

Yea, try sending 17-18 boys straight from high school to die in a war thousands of miles away and see how that plays out in today's society. Unless an enemy is our doorstep and threatening an invasion on US soil, the draft will never get reinstated.

Bend over and let him have a turn, I ain't no cuck.

Mexican and Thai prisons are no joke, so if they look young, just turn around, if they are the hottest girl you've ever seen, check for a penis.

Sorry TC a mechanical keyboard won't make you better, it's the sad truth, if you're a scrub, you'll always be a scrub, but hey, maybe you have musical talent or something, save up for a recorder instead.

He apologizes and then announce to the world that he's going to rehab for sex addiction and then gets kicked off his company.

I was sneaking around, looking at my uncle's dirty magazine and touching down there. It felt good so I kept on going and it just built up and up and bam, it's everywhere. Panicked, no idea what happened and ran away.

Sure, with 20 billion I can finally move to the middle of nowhere ranch with all the paid help and stockpile my cache of weapons and food for the zombie apocalypse.

They should allocate more money for entertainment next time and get Kid Rock or at least Scott Baio.