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Darmik 02/07/18 11:03:59 PM #1: |
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5513060/morgue-worker-sex-with-dead-body-reality-star-oksana-aplekaeva-sacked/
A MORGUE worker has been sacked after tests revealed he had sex with the corpse of a murdered reality TV star. O_O --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RebelElite791 02/07/18 11:04:56 PM #2: |
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_MorningStar 02/07/18 11:06:20 PM #3: |
Darmik posted...
Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents. Stay classy Russia. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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r4X0r 02/07/18 11:06:23 PM #4: |
Like this gymnastics coach guy that recently got convicted, people who are into underage girls find professions where they have private access to underage girls, just like people who are into necrophilia find professions where they have private access to dead people.
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glitteringfairy 02/07/18 11:06:58 PM #5: |
I bet that boy was like "oh shit" when they were gonna dig up the body
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boxington 02/07/18 11:08:39 PM #6: |
_MorningStar posted...
Darmik posted...Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents. iirc, something similar happened in the US, but since there were no laws against it, the guy was charged for trespassing, or something like that --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 02/07/18 11:10:53 PM #7: |
I think a country in the year 2018 should have considered necrophilia by now.
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boxington 02/07/18 11:14:05 PM #8: |
looks like, in the US, not all states have laws against it
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia#United_States --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Distant_Rainbow 02/07/18 11:15:24 PM #9: |
Darmik posted...
I think a country in the year 2018 should have considered necrophilia by now. Eh, it's Russia. If necrophilia was a crime they'd have to jail a ****ton of people because they're prone to doing the ol' in-and-out to stay warm in winter and there'd be a lot of people who didn't realize their partner already froze to death until it was too late. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 02/07/18 11:15:49 PM #10: |
smgdh alex
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Darmik 02/07/18 11:17:26 PM #11: |
Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work.
Like I know a lot of people worry about office affairs but that's something else. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/07/18 11:31:24 PM #12: |
_MorningStar posted...
Darmik posted...Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents. In related news, Falanu Hlaalu is now desperately trying to cut a deal with whatever Daedric Prince she can to book a one-way portal to this 'Russia' place. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 02/07/18 11:45:10 PM #13: |
Darmik posted...
Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work. But it's a TV star's corpse tho... --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 02/07/18 11:46:09 PM #14: |
St0rmFury posted...
Darmik posted...Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work. Does that make up for the affair or the dead body? --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/07/18 11:52:12 PM #15: |
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Darmik 02/07/18 11:55:18 PM #16: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
The people mourning the deceased probably. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/07/18 11:56:07 PM #17: |
Darmik posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted... what you dont know doesnt hurt you --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/07/18 11:56:08 PM #18: |
In Soviet Russia corpses fuck you
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Darmik 02/07/18 11:56:46 PM #19: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Darmik posted...DocileOrangeCup posted... They do know though --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VTBM 02/07/18 11:57:06 PM #20: |
RebelElite791 posted...
Must've listened to too much TSOL Hah. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 02/08/18 12:00:52 AM #21: |
One time when I was looking for a job, I saw in the newspaper and there was a position open for a mortuary assistant. At the end of the small ad, it said "Heavy lifting required!"
It actually had the exclamation point too, I always found that morbidly humorous. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Howl 02/08/18 12:01:59 AM #22: |
TIL necrophilia is legal in 20 states in the US.
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Darmik 02/08/18 12:03:53 AM #23: |
I wonder how many people have gone with the "She was already murdered by someone else before I had sex with the body!" defense.
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obeseexplosive 02/08/18 12:05:54 AM #24: |
Darmik posted...
I wonder how many people have gone with the "She was already murdered by someone else before I had sex with the body!" defense. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Howl 02/08/18 12:05:59 AM #25: |
Darmik posted...
I wonder how many people have gone with the "She was already murdered by someone else before I had sex with the body!" defense. The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/08/18 12:08:25 AM #26: |
Howl posted...
The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it. Is it legal in Arizona? --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 02/08/18 12:09:01 AM #27: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Howl posted...The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it. Are you asking for a friend? --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/08/18 12:10:13 AM #28: |
St0rmFury posted...
obeseexplosive posted...Howl posted...The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it. <_< >_> Yes ._. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 02/08/18 12:11:35 AM #30: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Darmik posted...Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work. Would that remind her of her husband more? --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Howl 02/08/18 12:17:14 AM #31: |
obeseexplosive posted...
St0rmFury posted...obeseexplosive posted... The answer btw is no. It's a class 4 felony in Arizona. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 02/08/18 12:22:32 AM #32: |
Should had stayed safe and used a condom, bet he won't forget next time.
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obeseexplosive 02/08/18 12:28:56 AM #33: |
Howl posted...
obeseexplosive posted...St0rmFury posted...obeseexplosive posted... Dammit --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/08/18 12:29:29 AM #34: |
fuck the govenator he illegalized necrophilia in cali
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Naysaspace 02/08/18 12:30:16 AM #35: |
she isn't even hot
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Darmik 02/08/18 12:31:28 AM #36: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
fuck the govenator he illegalized necrophilia in cali Considering how many celebrities die there that took too long. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGrindery 02/08/18 12:35:25 AM #37: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Her ghost was nearby throwing a fit. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/08/18 12:36:08 AM #38: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
fuck the govenator he illegalized necrophilia in cali If you fuck a dead chick and the zombie apocalypse happens does she get pregnant? --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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