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Darmik
02/07/18 11:03:59 PM
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5513060/morgue-worker-sex-with-dead-body-reality-star-oksana-aplekaeva-sacked/

A MORGUE worker has been sacked after tests revealed he had sex with the corpse of a murdered reality TV star.

Oksana Aplekaeva, from Russias top reality show Dom-2, was found by a truck driver murdered on the side of a motorway in 2008.

Her killer has never been found but new information led police to exhume her body and carry out more detailed forensic tests.

Evidence collected revealed that Ms Aplekaeva had been sexually violated after her death, with DNA tests showing a forensic morgue technician named only as 37-year-old Alexander had been the culprit.

Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents.

Alexander, still working at the morgue until the discovery of his actions, has been forced to resign.

He said: I could not argue against science. I have not been able to find a job for three months.

He also claims that his wife left him and changed her phone number.

Alexander worked for the morgue for 12 years. There was no suggestion in Russian reports that he had interfered with other corpses during that time.

Police underline that Alexander did not have anything to do with Ms Aplekaevas murder.


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RebelElite791
02/07/18 11:04:56 PM
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_MorningStar
02/07/18 11:06:20 PM
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Darmik posted...
Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents.

Stay classy Russia.
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r4X0r
02/07/18 11:06:23 PM
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Like this gymnastics coach guy that recently got convicted, people who are into underage girls find professions where they have private access to underage girls, just like people who are into necrophilia find professions where they have private access to dead people.
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glitteringfairy
02/07/18 11:06:58 PM
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I bet that boy was like "oh shit" when they were gonna dig up the body
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boxington
02/07/18 11:08:39 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Darmik posted...
Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents.

Stay classy Russia.

iirc, something similar happened in the US, but since there were no laws against it, the guy was charged for trespassing, or something like that
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Darmik
02/07/18 11:10:53 PM
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I think a country in the year 2018 should have considered necrophilia by now.
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boxington
02/07/18 11:14:05 PM
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looks like, in the US, not all states have laws against it

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia#United_States
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Distant_Rainbow
02/07/18 11:15:24 PM
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Darmik posted...
I think a country in the year 2018 should have considered necrophilia by now.


Eh, it's Russia. If necrophilia was a crime they'd have to jail a ****ton of people because they're prone to doing the ol' in-and-out to stay warm in winter and there'd be a lot of people who didn't realize their partner already froze to death until it was too late.
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Turbam
02/07/18 11:15:49 PM
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smgdh alex
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Darmik
02/07/18 11:17:26 PM
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Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work.

Like I know a lot of people worry about office affairs but that's something else.
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masterpug53
02/07/18 11:31:24 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Darmik posted...
Russian media reports that Alexander cannot be punished for his deed, as there is no Russian law that deals with such incidents.

Stay classy Russia.


In related news, Falanu Hlaalu is now desperately trying to cut a deal with whatever Daedric Prince she can to book a one-way portal to this 'Russia' place.
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St0rmFury
02/07/18 11:45:10 PM
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Darmik posted...
Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work.

Like I know a lot of people worry about office affairs but that's something else.

But it's a TV star's corpse tho...
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Darmik
02/07/18 11:46:09 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
Darmik posted...
Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work.

Like I know a lot of people worry about office affairs but that's something else.

But it's a TV star's corpse tho...


Does that make up for the affair or the dead body?
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DocileOrangeCup
02/07/18 11:52:12 PM
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Darmik
02/07/18 11:55:18 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
who does this hurt


The people mourning the deceased probably.
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DocileOrangeCup
02/07/18 11:56:07 PM
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Darmik posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
who does this hurt


The people mourning the deceased probably.

what you dont know doesnt hurt you
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obeseexplosive
02/07/18 11:56:08 PM
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In Soviet Russia corpses fuck you
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Darmik
02/07/18 11:56:46 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Darmik posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
who does this hurt


The people mourning the deceased probably.

what you dont know doesnt hurt you


They do know though
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VTBM
02/07/18 11:57:06 PM
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MabusIncarnate
02/08/18 12:00:52 AM
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One time when I was looking for a job, I saw in the newspaper and there was a position open for a mortuary assistant. At the end of the small ad, it said "Heavy lifting required!"

It actually had the exclamation point too, I always found that morbidly humorous.
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Howl
02/08/18 12:01:59 AM
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TIL necrophilia is legal in 20 states in the US.
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Darmik
02/08/18 12:03:53 AM
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I wonder how many people have gone with the "She was already murdered by someone else before I had sex with the body!" defense.
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obeseexplosive
02/08/18 12:05:54 AM
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Darmik posted...
I wonder how many people have gone with the "She was already murdered by someone else before I had sex with the body!" defense.


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Howl
02/08/18 12:05:59 AM
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Darmik posted...
I wonder how many people have gone with the "She was already murdered by someone else before I had sex with the body!" defense.


The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it.
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obeseexplosive
02/08/18 12:08:25 AM
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Howl posted...
The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it.

Is it legal in Arizona?
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St0rmFury
02/08/18 12:09:01 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Howl posted...
The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it.

Is it legal in Arizona?

Are you asking for a friend?
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obeseexplosive
02/08/18 12:10:13 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Howl posted...
The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it.

Is it legal in Arizona?

Are you asking for a friend?

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Yes
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Darmik
02/08/18 12:11:35 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Darmik posted...
Imagine finding out your husband had sex with a corpse at work.

Like I know a lot of people worry about office affairs but that's something else.


I would rather my wife fuck corpses at work instead of real people.


Would that remind her of her husband more?
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Howl
02/08/18 12:17:14 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
St0rmFury posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Howl posted...
The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it.

Is it legal in Arizona?

Are you asking for a friend?

<_<
>_>
Yes
._.


The answer btw is no. It's a class 4 felony in Arizona.
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bknight
02/08/18 12:22:32 AM
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Should had stayed safe and used a condom, bet he won't forget next time.
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obeseexplosive
02/08/18 12:28:56 AM
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Howl posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
St0rmFury posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Howl posted...
The messed up thing is that in 20 states, that's a perfectly acceptable defense. It really makes you wonder about how many morticians are just straight up doing that knowing that they won't even be prosecuted for it.

Is it legal in Arizona?

Are you asking for a friend?

<_<
>_>
Yes
._.


The answer btw is no. It's a class 4 felony in Arizona.

Dammit
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DocileOrangeCup
02/08/18 12:29:29 AM
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Naysaspace
02/08/18 12:30:16 AM
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she isn't even hot

morgue workers, man
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Darmik
02/08/18 12:31:28 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
fuck the govenator he illegalized necrophilia in cali


Considering how many celebrities die there that took too long.
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TheGrindery
02/08/18 12:35:25 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
who does this hurt

Her ghost was nearby throwing a fit.
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obeseexplosive
02/08/18 12:36:08 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
fuck the govenator he illegalized necrophilia in cali

If you fuck a dead chick and the zombie apocalypse happens does she get pregnant?
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