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Punished_Blinx posted...

Their Coconut block is damn divine.

Their coconut block is hands down my favorite chocolate ever.

Anyway, y'all should try Whittakers if you can get it. It's a New Zealand brand, and it fucks severely.

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Try some of this, and then see if you can go back to Reese's.

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I like her :)

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I feel bad that he was recast, but I recently learned that he's been trying to develop a "logic language" around the concept of 1*1 being 2 and the number zero not existing.

There's video of him in Kenya talking about using the hydrogen isotope to depollute water and create machinery and shit. Dude is absolutely cracker-barrel fucking insane.

Yeah it's a fine line. I like watching Norm MacDonald clips, but that leads into like "Bill Burr DESTROYS Women!!!" shorts and stuff like that.

Remember when Google Stadia was announced suddenly at E3 with all this hype, and people were instantly like "wow bold move, this could see the technological push that cloud gaming needs right now, they're coming out of the gates running and it's gonna be amazing"

And then, as expected from cloud gaming, it was horseshit?

I think the second video made a solid point when it wasn't being a big joke.

Logan was set in 2029. If this movie is set before then, Logan can show up.

To expand on that - if you're a Doctor Who fan, think about Day of the Doctor. With multi-Doctor stories, they have to pull the characters out of their timelines before they regenerated, basically making it a post-death roll like this Wolverine thing.

With Day of the Doctor, David Tennant returned to play the Doctor after a few years. When the episode was over and he was going back to his timeline, he foreshadows his own demise and we understand that he's still going to go through his regeneration as it happened in the show. It's a nice touch.

Deadpool 3 could be similar. It could foreshadow Logan, and as wacky and silly as it's going to be, they could acknowledge that something bad is coming up over the hill for Logan. This movie could even see the start of his degenerating regeneration ability.

It's going to be a goofy meme movie for sure, but there's every chance that they could add a capstone to the Logan character and give him a respectful nod as he marches onwards to his death in 2029.

bsp77 posted...

Are y'all going to watch Bros this weekend? I think it looks hilarious and my fiance and I are going on Sunday.

Nah, it's been advertised in a really annoying way on Grindr and I don't want to HEY HOLD UP I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

JlM posted...

I didn't expect to see a strange Mountain Goats meme in here.

Well get ready for a whole bunch more. I didn't make the one in the post you quoted, but I did make these ones:

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@JIM

I organised a ride for half an hour. I had to do laundry today anyway.

I'm so fucking stupid. I paid 1200 dollars for this mattress, and then I fucking puked on it. I can't fucking believe this.

puked in bed :(

Hello, I've been drinking for about four hours. There's so much fun alcohol to mention, but my beginner drink was a 2l of mojito mix and after some 15% cola and runs, I'm fucking coasting. About to go to the bar which is an abjectly terrible idea. Thank the Weepies for me not leaving sooner.

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tfw you were on the right side of history all along

Bumping bc this thread is three days old

Dude, he negotiated the release of 41 hostages during the Iraq War. What a badass.

Scohen posted...

This is like alien vs predator, both are a******s and bad people.

Nah, you're wrong.

If that was the case, I'd be an Olympic athlete from all the bananas I've stuck in my butthole

...Is this what getting old is?

You can physically still do something but your body's physiology has changed so much it causes you an unbearable amount of pain to even attempt it, leading you to avoid objectively painful situations even though you can still physically and mentally do them?

Wow, brain jars when, amirite gamers. but seriously these cramps fucking cane.

Damn_Underscore posted...

I think they just dont allow embedded videos. Who knows why

Didn't the NFL threaten to CnD people who recorded the games at home on a VHS plaue

I mean we knew this was coming. Dude only made Star Wars again in exchange for a new Indiana Jones movie. We've know this since the mid-10's.

It'll probably be for a 3 minute cameo that they play for laughs.

Humble_Novice posted...

"They degrade our history

Who is "they", and who is he referring to as "our"? Because Lizzo is just as American as this crusty dipshit.

On one hand, good for her for owning this and coming into her own as a person.

On the other hand, conceptually? This sounds like the most annoying song I've ever heard of. I'm not going to listen to it.

I didn't mind the Post Malone song they did that one time, but Ed Sheeran?

Give me some cock rocker like the lead singer of Steel Panther paying homage to the first English theme song or something. Ed Sheeran is the definition of bland, corporate mediocrity.

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Fuck yeah, MILF time

I dunno, you'd have to ask someone who got their virgins in the afterlife.

The proceeds will be split 50/50 between Netflix and Spotify, with Spotify's 50% going towards donations to arms manufacturers in America and Netflix's 50% going towards hiring and immediately firing a stable of animators.

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YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!

I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EEEEEEARTTTHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Immortals: Fenyx Rising is a Ubisoft game created explicitly in the image of Breath of the Wild.

I think it's super cluttered and the combat is both more numerous and tedious than BotW, but funnily enough it does only reach the low 80's at best on Metacritic.

I was about to say that without MASH, this list was invalid. But it's there at #25, so all is forgiven I guess.

Yeah, because it fucks. Next question

Magnus Carlsen honestly just comes off as a salty loser.

Yes, he's the best player in the chess community/world. Yes, this Hans guy has cheated in the past. The possibility of Hans cheating is reasonable, and if that turns out to be the case - which is pretty likely - then fine. But even then, Carlsen has been nothing but a giant bitch in all of this.

He spent a week or two throwing around pithy insinuations instead of making a formal accusation. He faced Hans in a rematch and quit after two turns, which fucked up a tournament they were both competing in. He's tackled this entire thing incredibly gracelessly, and if he had the fortitude and an actual leg to stand on regarding what he was hinting at ever since he lost, he would have just outright said that Hans was a cheater. The rumours kicked off specifically because, after his loss, he made a few barely disguised inferences about Niemann cheating.

"But he needed time to really mull it over and make a sensible declaration" - I agree, but that's not what he did. He kept taking potshots, and he even rematched this alleged cheater just to quit the game and cause more drama. He has been the biggest bitch in all of this, and if he wants to keep furthering this anal beads rumor and being a smug prick about it, I hope his reputation is impacted by how much of a douchebag he's being.

I'll hear out Hans Niemann, but the likelihood of him cheating is pretty high. That being said? I hope Magnus Carlsen comes out of this looking rotten too. This isn't a defence of Niemann so much as it is a condemnation of Carlsen's shitty attitude. What an asshole.

Ehh. Doesn't live up to the hype imo.

Letron_James posted...

Wow not a single Bombay Sapphire mentioned at all smh

Ehh, it's okay. Top shelf stuff for sure, but there are better "beginner" gins.

It's a bit of both.

If I'm the one ghosting, it's clear that I don't want to talk to them and they need to wisen up and take a hint.

If they're ghosting, HAVE SOME FUCKING HUMAN DECENCY AND LET ME KNOW, FUCK. SERIOUSLY IT ONLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS TO BE POLITE

it should go without saying but I'm joking

Confined to a single shitty media platform despite actually being really good?

but I don't have a mirror at my new place to see if it's making my teeth whiter

Scream "The Antichrist is coming! The Antichrist is coming!!!" while clawing at your abdomen and making gutteral growling noises. If you live in Mississippi, that might just be enough to get her to sign off on it.

Jokes aside, I've heard it's notoriously tough to get a hysterectomy outside of extenuating circumstances, like an imminent threat to your life ala cancer or some rare disease. I wouldn't even begin to know how to begin the process of bringing this up to your therapist, though if your therapist is trans-friendly it might be worth bringing up how your reproductive system has historically made you feel like shit and how it's making you feel like shit right now.

Definitely wait for a more informed answer, I'm just spitballing here. But it may be worth broaching the question, maybe bringing up some recent discomfort and asking what they think it could be or something.

imo, the best gin to start with is Gordons gin. It's a bit of a basic bitch gin, but it's good to start off with because it's very tasty. I drink a few basic gin cocktails like gin & tonic and gin, soda & lime, and whenever I get those with Gordons gin it's a very sweet, satisfying drink - great for gin and tonic, or for any sweeter cocktails you might want to try.

A brand I swear by is Tanqueray. It's a very smooth gin, and the bottle is really nice. It's a bit more tart than Gordons, but it's still very nice. They have a bunch of different flavours, and one I've tried in the past was Tanqueray Rangpur Lime - if you like citrus flavours, this gin will slap your tits clean off. I could drink this with soda water and nothing else - the lime flavor is shockingly tangy, but with all of the actual flavor that a lime would have. It is absolutely worth going out of your way to try the Rangpur Lime flavor of Tanqueray.

When I'm feeling cheap, a good bottom-shelf gin is Vickers. I wouldn't recommend this for a beginner, but I want to mention it because it's almost kind of "peppery" in how it tastes. This is a gin where you will always taste the gin in whatever you're drinking, and it makes for a very tart gin and tonic. I would say that Vickers is what Gordons isn't, and while it's a cheapo drink, it's one of the better cheapo gins and I think it has its place.

Now, for cocktails - I can't help you a great deal, but I can pass on what I know.

Gin and tonic: easiest cocktail in the world. Pour in however much gin you want, and then fill the rest up with tonic water. It's like jack and coke.

And I'm not saying this to be condescending or anything, but because so many people have told me they didn't know that tonic water was separate from soda water - tonic water is a tart, citrus-flavored soda, and soda water is just carbonated water. I would strongly suggest trying a gin and tonic for your first drink of gin, because gin goes hand in hand with citrus. You can also add a slice of lemon or lime to enhance the flavor further.

The best part about a G&T is that you can water it down to taste with soda water - that's what I do. After a while, they might taste a bit too cloyingly sweet and gluggy, which is a good point to start watering down the tonic with some soda water or to switch up your drink.

When that happens, I move onto my next drink - gin, soda and lime.

I prefer lime cordial, like a mixing cordial by Schweppes or some other schmancy looking mixing cordial in a glass bottle. You can just go for gin and soda with a lime wedge in it, but I prefer a bit more flavor.

There's a perfect way to make this drink with lime cordial, and at the bars I've gone to they just add a dash of cordial to the top of the drink. The problem is that the cordial doesn't distribute evenly, you sip it all out because it's on top and you're left with carbonated water and straight gin. So to make a perfect gin, line and soda - pour the lime cordial in first, then the gin, then the soda water. That's a drink that always goes down smooth.

Hope this helped. It's cool if you don't like gin in the end, not many people do, but you can't go wrong with these brands and these cocktails.