Current Events > Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 8:17:22 PM
#351:


I'll fit your personality you son of a bitch.

Oh yeah this isn't discord but i'm not editing that out. Tough shit. They can throw me in solitary.

@MabusIncarnate you gonna game it with me and Bunny tonight? You probably already told me but i'm not goin back through time to find it.

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Smackems
09/30/22 8:45:31 PM
#352:


I'm telling the fed

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 8:56:19 PM
#353:


You can tell Fred anything you want i'm not editing JACK SHIT.

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MabusIncarnate
09/30/22 9:07:07 PM
#354:


What are you all playing and when?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:12:39 PM
#355:


I have no idea how to answer any of those questions. We'll figure it out I suppose. I'm guess Party/Kart but who knows in this crazy mixed up world.

If you and Amy wanna play i'm down anytime. I know he's like 4 hours behind us so fuckin get a warmup game goin if we want.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:19:37 PM
#356:


@MabusIncarnate We're ready to go whenever you are.

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BlazinBlue88
09/30/22 9:54:14 PM
#357:


Woo. Just bought a playstation 1 on eBay. Can't wait to dive into some RPGs.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:56:48 PM
#358:


Enjoy your hour long load times. Fuck Sony.

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BlazinBlue88
09/30/22 10:14:59 PM
#359:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Enjoy your hour long load times. Fuck Sony.
This one is able to run games from a SD card. Maybe only 30 min loading times? It's still using the cd drive's bus to transfer the data so it'll be capped at that transfer rate.

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/22 10:22:29 PM
#360:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
This one is able to run games from a SD card.
...well that's just naughty.
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a-c-a-b
09/30/22 10:25:26 PM
#361:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Woo. Just bought a playstation 1 on eBay. Can't wait to dive into some RPGs.
PS1 RPGs make up the majority of my all time favourite games list.


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Eat_More_Beef
09/30/22 10:27:33 PM
#362:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Woo. Just bought a playstation 1 on eBay. Can't wait to dive into some RPGs.

Nice. You should scope out Brigandine if you can ever find it. That was my jam back in the day.

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/22 10:31:28 PM
#363:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAEhCpAADu6J.jpg

got a great damn fire tonight
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BlazinBlue88
09/30/22 10:32:56 PM
#364:


Questionmarktarius posted...
...well that's just naughty.
Eh. The rest of my retro consoles are configured that way too. Cd based games from that time are starting to fail. Plus the current price for those discs are insane. I'm not paying $300 for a game.

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BlazinBlue88
09/30/22 10:33:47 PM
#365:


a-c-a-b posted...
PS1 RPGs make up the majority of my all time favourite games list.
I know of all the great ps1 RPGs but never played them. This'll be my intro to them.

Eat_More_Beef posted...
Nice. You should scope out Brigandine if you can ever find it. That was my jam back in the day.
Cool I'll look into it.

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/22 10:34:49 PM
#366:


You need to play the PS1 Lunar games.
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Cocytus
09/30/22 10:36:09 PM
#367:


Just got a six pack of Corona.
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a-c-a-b
09/30/22 10:38:19 PM
#368:


Questionmarktarius posted...
You need to play the PS1 Lunar games.
I love both those games. I've played them both in the past year.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 10:38:28 PM
#369:


Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAEhCpAADu6J.jpg

got a great damn fire tonight

I want this in a poster. It just looks fucked that you have so many different brands of beer.

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a-c-a-b
09/30/22 10:40:02 PM
#370:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
I know of all the great ps1 RPGs but never played them. This'll be my intro to them.
You gotta play The Legend of Dragoon.

That game's on tier with FF7 as one of the greatest ever,


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Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 10:43:19 PM
#371:


@MabusIncarnate GET your ass in gear Bunny is napping so we have to wake him up now.

Also this new B&B episode is gold. The girl that eats 10 big macs challenge tik tok was absolutely amazing.

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/22 10:54:13 PM
#372:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I want this in a poster. It just looks fucked that you have so many different brands of beer.
there's cider and wine in the pile too
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BlazinBlue88
09/30/22 11:35:47 PM
#373:


Questionmarktarius posted...
You need to play the PS1 Lunar games.

a-c-a-b posted...
You gotta play The Legend of Dragoon.

That game's on tier with FF7 as one of the greatest ever,
Fully plan on playing those two. Honestly I've never even played FF7 before. I only had a handful of ps1 games for my ps2 so I'm pretty behind on the system.

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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 12:42:59 AM
#374:


Fuckin' Discord...

"what should we call you?"
so... I enter my username, right?
"here's a captcha! - now enter your birthday"
hold on, I'm trying to log in, how do I get out of this... discord.com/login
"enter your birthday"
oh goddammit, 1/1/1890 it is.
"here's a captcha!"
fuck!
"claim your account!"
where's the goddamn logout?
"here's the actual login screen you wanted this whole time!"
fucking finally!
"here's a captcha!"
fuck!
"you've logged in from somewhere new! check your email!"
oh goddammit
"log in again, just because!"
okay, fine.
"here's a captcha!"
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Naysaspace
10/01/22 12:57:38 AM
#375:


discord is gump. i will forever take issue with their "bullying" of mic/speaker controls.

Basically, go on discord audio chat, and it force-mutes all other applications.

at least on the browser version
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FigureOfSpeech
10/01/22 1:21:34 AM
#376:


I had an extistentially fucking nuts story I will tell you all later

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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 1:39:57 AM
#377:


put a $80 part into the zombie car, just to realize it's had a coolant leak for several years.
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Naysaspace
10/01/22 2:00:10 AM
#378:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
I had an extistentially fucking nuts story I will tell you all later
43 seconds? BUT I WANT IT NOW!
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Naysaspace
10/01/22 2:00:34 AM
#379:


Questionmarktarius posted...
put a $80 part into the zombie car, just to realize it's had a coolant leak for several years.
just red-green it. duct tape.
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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 2:01:38 AM
#380:


Naysaspace posted...
just red-green it. duct tape.
my dad suggested that, actually
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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 6:35:18 AM
#381:


When Charles 3 shows up on Canada notes, I will mail you two times that in USD just to have that.
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MrMallard
10/01/22 6:37:49 AM
#382:


Hello, I've been drinking for about four hours. There's so much fun alcohol to mention, but my beginner drink was a 2l of mojito mix and after some 15% cola and runs, I'm fucking coasting. About to go to the bar which is an abjectly terrible idea. Thank the Weepies for me not leaving sooner.

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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 6:38:48 AM
#383:


MrMallard posted...
I'm fucking coasting
That's the best place to be.
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Smackems
10/01/22 1:00:46 PM
#384:


Eat_More_Beef posted...
Nice. You should scope out Brigandine if you can ever find it. That was my jam back in the day.
My sister was asking me about the remake the other day. I told her I'd just to for fire emblem 3h because I didn't know about it

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Smackems
10/01/22 1:02:41 PM
#385:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Fully plan on playing those two. Honestly I've never even played FF7 before. I only had a handful of ps1 games for my ps2 so I'm pretty behind on the system.
Ff7 is my favorite game period.. and so is the remake

Questionmarktarius posted...
Fuckin' Discord...

"what should we call you?"
so... I enter my username, right?
"here's a captcha! - now enter your birthday"
hold on, I'm trying to log in, how do I get out of this... discord.com/login
"enter your birthday"
oh goddammit, 1/1/1890 it is.
"here's a captcha!"
fuck!
"claim your account!"
where's the goddamn logout?
"here's the actual login screen you wanted this whole time!"
fucking finally!
"here's a captcha!"
fuck!
"you've logged in from somewhere new! check your email!"
oh goddammit
"log in again, just because!"
okay, fine.
"here's a captcha!"
Discord is mostly Johnny and I berating each other but we absolutely welcome ya

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CanuckCowboy
10/01/22 1:06:01 PM
#386:


Holy fuck is this ever one of those days. I fuckin hate my life right about now.

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Smackems
10/01/22 1:07:34 PM
#387:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Holy fuck is this ever one of those days. I fuckin hate my life right about now.
Sorry bud. Know the feeling

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a-c-a-b
10/01/22 1:12:32 PM
#388:


That sucks. My day is gonna be great.

A couple of my friends invited me over for drinks and a turkey dinner later on today. It's Thanksgiving next weekend here but they're gonna be busy, so they're doing it today.

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CanuckCowboy
10/01/22 1:29:35 PM
#389:


Smackems posted...
Sorry bud. Know the feeling

Thanks.

Fuck this job is the worst when you're just pissed off at the world. Also I wish I was working alone. The younger one called in which I half expected honestly but the partner I got is the most useless and annoying person I've worked with yet.

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Smackems
10/01/22 1:44:39 PM
#390:


My day was GONNA be great till I bled out my ass

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 2:12:49 PM
#391:


Well I slept in today because I got the day off and I am not bleeding out my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn5Pbug5nRw

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MrMallard
10/01/22 6:28:11 PM
#392:


puked in bed :(

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MabusIncarnate
10/01/22 6:33:25 PM
#393:


Well at least you weren't on your back

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CanuckCowboy
10/01/22 6:42:47 PM
#394:


Done work got whiskey and beer. And the girl booked a hotel room and bought me booze and is taking me for dinner.

Talk about a 180 on the day. That was probly my worst day at work since starting this career. Or at least the worst when I wasn't pulled to the serious behavioral unit for a day. Probky just the worst though.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/01/22 6:44:00 PM
#395:


Naysaspace posted...
43 seconds? BUT I WANT IT NOW!

I don't entirely remember.

I was chillin with one of the several "up the street neighbor" buddies of mine (all live in the same building and often drink and/or smoke outside so when I pass by, I at the least say hi and sometimes chill and drink/smoke with them. It seems like everyone who lives there has issues, and there were a bunch who later showed up and there were like 2 conversations happening at the same time and I was high as fuck but basically this older drunk chick was ranting and talking to some other chick who used to live there but didn't anymore, and I was just sitting there talking to my neighbor drinking buddy and this other chick (younger than everyone else, like mid 20s) was kinda between conversations and I just could not follow everything that was going on. I don't really know any of these people well. All of the women I've only met like once or twice and always when I'm at least a little bit fucked up. And it was just like... surreal because I was kinda pinballing between 2 separate conversations at the same time but in context, everyone was like talking shit about everyone else because they all know each other and I don't really know any of them so I couldn't really figure out what was going on and I was too stoned and one of the older women was throwing around the n word and apparently had several seizures earlier when I was walking to the liquor store to buy her cigarettes because she didn't have her ID so they wouldn't sell to her even though she's clearly in her 50s and the whole thing felt like a lucid dream scenario and I had been just been talking with the other dude there about lucid dreams earlier and he had told me a story about one time he was so wasted he was insisting that he was lucid dreaming and not awake when he was hanging out with another of his buddies who had the same name as me and that story reminded me of what was going on right in that moment so I was like internally freaking out a little bit and it was all just like compound layers of "what the actual fuck is going on right now?"

That's the most I can remember.

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CanuckCowboy
10/01/22 6:44:36 PM
#396:


Seriously the voice on the girl i worked with today was like something from a cartoon. Like a super annoying toddler's cartoon voice. And she wouldn't shut the fuck up about going to nursing school and telling me all this inane irrelevant shit.

AND she sucks as a care aide. Slow as fuck and doesn't even do care well. And she was trying to give me tips to be better all day.

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Smackems
10/01/22 6:57:48 PM
#397:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
I don't entirely remember.

I was chillin with one of the several "up the street neighbor" buddies of mine (all live in the same building and often drink and/or smoke outside so when I pass by, I at the least say hi and sometimes chill and drink/smoke with them. It seems like everyone who lives there has issues, and there were a bunch who later showed up and there were like 2 conversations happening at the same time and I was high as fuck but basically this older drunk chick was ranting and talking to some other chick who used to live there but didn't anymore, and I was just sitting there talking to my neighbor drinking buddy and this other chick (younger than everyone else, like mid 20s) was kinda between conversations and I just could not follow everything that was going on. I don't really know any of these people well. All of the women I've only met like once or twice and always when I'm at least a little bit fucked up. And it was just like... surreal because I was kinda pinballing between 2 separate conversations at the same time but in context, everyone was like talking shit about everyone else because they all know each other and I don't really know any of them so I couldn't really figure out what was going on and I was too stoned and one of the older women was throwing around the n word and apparently had several seizures earlier when I was walking to the liquor store to buy her cigarettes because she didn't have her ID so they wouldn't sell to her even though she's clearly in her 50s and the whole thing felt like a lucid dream scenario and I had been just been talking with the other dude there about lucid dreams earlier and he had told me a story about one time he was so wasted he was insisting that he was lucid dreaming and not awake when he was hanging out with another of his buddies who had the same name as me and that story reminded me of what was going on right in that moment so I was like internally freaking out a little bit and it was all just like compound layers of "what the actual fuck is going on right now?"

That's the most I can remember.
Woah

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MrMallard
10/01/22 7:03:14 PM
#398:


I organised a ride for half an hour. I had to do laundry today anyway.

I'm so fucking stupid. I paid 1200 dollars for this mattress, and then I fucking puked on it. I can't fucking believe this.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/01/22 7:21:27 PM
#399:


Smackems posted...
Woah

oh and I fucked up my phone somehow at some point too. Has a nice new spiderweb of cracks on the screen. I think it fell out of my jacket pocket and got stepped on (probably by me). Not pissed off about that though because it's completely aesthetic damage. Display is still 100% and it was already cracked, so as long as it still functions properly and I can see the whole display, I don't give too much of a fuck lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 8:29:59 PM
#400:


MrMallard posted...
I organised a ride for half an hour. I had to do laundry today anyway.

I'm so fucking stupid. I paid 1200 dollars for this mattress, and then I fucking puked on it. I can't fucking believe this.

You gotta pace yourself bud. I honestly can't remember the last time I puked from drinking.

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