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Topic | what gin would you recommend to someone |
MrMallard 09/26/22 3:26:36 AM #12 | I'm at work ATM, I'll rattle off some suggestions when I'm free. Fucking love gin. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Breath of the Wild is still a masterpiece. |
MrMallard 09/25/22 5:41:07 PM #16 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] The song is called Intrasport --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Do Americans know what king of beers is? |
MrMallard 09/25/22 10:24:36 AM #36 | TheSavageDragon posted... We did the same thing with dice and everybody having their own cup. It literally translates to Threeman as every time a three is thrown that person becomes the Threeman and has to drink each and every throw.I actually just got a bunch of dice with some cards I bought for king of beers. I'll have to keep threeman in mind. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | I can hear my roommate deeding |
MrMallard 09/25/22 9:55:19 AM #14 | Sounds like the set-up to a porno. like you go and tease him like you're in an early 2000's movie, then you go in for the kill and finish him off. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Do Americans know what king of beers is? |
MrMallard 09/25/22 9:53:04 AM #29 | specialkid8 posted... We did that but with a can. When you pull a card you stick it under the cans tab. Whoever pops the tab with a card chugs it. What's even the point of the king thing? There's only four kings. The loser has to drink four sips of beer?You pour in more than just a sip. Maybe about half of the drink. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Breath of the Wild is still a masterpiece. |
MrMallard 09/25/22 8:19:23 AM #1 | CE is a very jaded place - I once posted a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard song that was like a Turkish-inspired club song, and somebody told me that it was the worst song they'd ever listened to. That was probably the most direct negative feedback I've ever gotten over something so pointless. And CE is especially jaded about stuff like Breath of the Wild. Mario Odyssey, too. But that's a topic for another time - nothing has gotten such a weirdly bitter reaction like Breath of the Wild. I just picked the game up again for the first time in four years, and it still holds up. It's a masterwork of the open world sandbox genre, the open world looks lush and gorgeous to this day and they nailed the quiet, contemplative tone that comes with the juxtaposition between the thriving, natural, green world and the bones of the conquered civilization that it sprang up around. The openness of the setting is unmatched, too. You can go anywhere. You can climb anything. This is the most open that an open-world game has ever been, the only unreasonable video game progress gates are around the play area and in a handful of areas like the Hyrule Woods. Nobody has been able to capture that unrestrained feeling, that freedom to go anywhere you want, like Breath of the Wild has. The game is almost six years old, and nothing has really approached its level of freedom or polish since. I understand that people feel like there's nothing to do, but to me? What you do is play. You explore, you try shit out, you tinker and run and explore. This game captures that feeling of "play" that other games lack. I can respect if you feel like it lacks focus, but the lack of focus is absolutely, without question, the point of the game. And it excels because of it. Like I don't think I understand how someone could play this and just go "ehh, mid game". I can respect that someone feels that way, but I don't understand it. Even in the face of a direct competitor like Immortals: Fenyx Rising, BotW stands out for its quality. Its stripped back nature and gentle, encouraging sense of freedom makes Breath of the Wild a truly inimitable game, and I do genuinely still believe that it's a masterpiece. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Meme dump topic. Post all your unrelated memes here |
MrMallard 09/24/22 11:49:22 PM #6 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/8/AAbh80AADtek.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/9/AAbh80AADtel.jpg --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | bring back gta liberty city stories and vice city stories |
MrMallard 09/24/22 11:20:34 PM #6 | Vice City Stories is criminally underrated. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Any lost media you're sad about? |
MrMallard 09/24/22 9:58:25 PM #41 | silverpine posted... there's this album i used to listen to that just doesn't exist anywhere anymore. i might have it downloaded on some old laptop still but every once in a while i search for it and just come up empty.Found a copy on eBay, get it son https://www.ebay.com/itm/372640339976 @silverpine --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | holy cow mr mallard is streaming |
MrMallard 09/24/22 9:06:40 AM #5 | Yeah I chewed through more data than I had. I'm about to check my data balance to see how much I ended up using. The VOD is up though, so you can hear me lose my shit at transgender Walter White and Jesse Pinkman right at the end there. Thanks for showing interest in my random internet vomit. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | what was the last good console that nintendo made? |
MrMallard 09/24/22 6:55:40 AM #27 | The Switch was a slam-dunk. The shovelware is dogshit, but the Switch has an unbeatable concept and it's delivered on Metroid. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Do Americans know what king of beers is? |
MrMallard 09/24/22 5:49:34 AM #12 | MarcyWarcy posted... That sucks, just drink beerNo u --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Do Americans know what king of beers is? |
MrMallard 09/24/22 4:56:28 AM #9 | King of beers is a drinking game involving a large cup in the middle of a table and a deck of cards. Once shuffled, the cards are spread in a circle around the "King's Cup", and each player takes turns pulling a card. Each card corresponds to a different rule. Pull a 2, and you point at someone else to make them drink - 2 is You. Pull a 3, you have to take a drink - 3 is Me. 4 is Whores, meaning ladies drink, 6 is Dicks, meaning guys drink. Ace is waterfall, where everyone has to chug to the best of their abilities, and there's a slew of horseshit around one person starting and creating a chain or whatever but imo it's better if everyone just chugs hard. It's called King of Beers because whenever you pull a king, you have to tip some of your drink into the central cup. And whoever pulls the fourth and final king has to drink whatever unholy concoction that has accrued over the course of the game. Some people call it King's Cup, which makes more sense, but fuck that. It's king of beers. Also Cooper's is the best beer brand fuck you all --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Do Americans know what king of beers is? |
MrMallard 09/24/22 3:14:23 AM #1 | Do you? --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Blah a lot of the young men I teach/mentor keep bringing up Andrew Tate |
MrMallard 09/24/22 2:25:01 AM #204 | Andrew Tate is scum --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Meme dump topic. Post all your unrelated memes here |
MrMallard 09/24/22 1:58:08 AM #4 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/3/AAbh80AADtQ5.jpg --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Meme dump topic. Post all your unrelated memes here |
MrMallard 09/24/22 1:51:24 AM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAbh80AADWoK.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/8/AAbh80AADtQ0.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/9/AAbh80AADtQ1.jpg --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | PICTURES of Spider-man!! |
MrMallard 09/24/22 1:28:35 AM #3 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/5/AAbh80AADtQn.jpg --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | what are the best mega man and mega man x games |
MrMallard 09/24/22 12:14:37 AM #22 | Also I loved how they did the boss rematches in X. Felt like reverting to the classic boss warp formula was a step back. I should also say that despite my normie-ass opinion, I only played X for the first time last year. I could never get into it before I got it on the Switch. I'm a total fuckin simp for Mega Man X. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | what are the best mega man and mega man x games |
MrMallard 09/24/22 12:11:58 AM #20 | The best Mega Man X game is unironically the first one. Imagine making a game so fucking fantastic that you make seven more that are never as good as it again. They tried to make a game that was equal or better than Mega Man X for a decade, and they couldn't. Some of the X games are okay, good even. But not a single one was better than Mega Man X. As for classic Mega Man, I think 2 deserves its reputation but I also really like the first game. Also, the Gameboy games are pretty okay, the first one in particular. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Was BotW easy? |
MrMallard 09/23/22 11:09:06 PM #17 | The final boss fight was easy. Otherwise I was dying all over the place. BotW is such a good game to fuck around in. I should go back through my twitter account and find some clips. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | $10 million but you have to have sex with Lil Nas X on video |
MrMallard 09/23/22 5:43:37 PM #13 | Damn, hope hes a top --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Well, I'm in a pickle |
MrMallard 09/23/22 5:13:10 PM #24 | Ar0ge posted... Do you not get days off at all if you're the only one that does that?In theory I do get days off. I've been busting my ass for time in lieu. In practice though, we're always so busy that it's impossible to take any time off. And as far as other people doing my job when I'm not there - I work eight hours a day, five days a week. And I work for time in lieu every few Saturdays from 7 to 12. I've actually got work today. I'm never not there tbh. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Well, I'm in a pickle |
MrMallard 09/23/22 5:11:17 PM #23 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Sure, but I made this topic after work called me three times yesterday asking me to come in. There are plenty of people at my job who stick their noses where it doesn't belong, they try to meddle with the whole system and it's annoying as fuck. I stick to what I do, and the only time I tell other people what to do is if they come up and ask if they can help. I do feel like I'm an essential part of the business, but someone else could easily come in tomorrow and start doing the work that I specialise in. I'm aware that I'm expendable. That being said? No-one wants to work the washers and dryers. That's why I specialise in them, because otherwise they just wouldn't get done. If I died or got fired, the laundry would survive. Someone else would step up and get the work done. While I'm there though? I'm the washer/dryer guy. That's just how it's panned out. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | What's the worst Rick and Morty epidode? |
MrMallard 09/23/22 7:13:23 AM #17 | I don't like the superhero episode, though frankly I don't like season three and I haven't watched the show since. Like ha ha ha Rick --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Well, I'm in a pickle |
MrMallard 09/23/22 7:09:54 AM #15 | Rassiter posted... Dude you do laundry , and you're acting like you're a brain surgeon and everything is on the line. Pretty sure those washers will keep spinning without you there .I hear you, but I can assure you that fucking no-one at that laundry is keeping the washers and dryers going. Anyway, the meter reader didn't even fucking come. I ducked into work for a few hours and left a note for the kebab shop to follow up on, no-one showed up. I'm happy I went in, but I'm beyond pissed that the meter reader didn't show up. Just woke up from a 2 hour nap and I'm drinking, planning to go to the pub once my last can is drank. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Well, I'm in a pickle |
MrMallard 09/22/22 11:27:53 PM #13 | Naysaspace posted... On your holiday? Youd need significant consideration for that.Yesterday was a public holiday for the queen's death. I worked 8 hours for time in lieu - it basically adds 8 hours to my annual leave, on top of what I already get every week. Since I worked on Thursday, my Friday is considered a public holiday - I get paid eight hours even though I didn't work. If I work today, I don't just earn eight hours. I get those right hours in upright pay, and whatever else I work (i.e. an extre three hours at the end of the day) is earned as Time in Lieu. So say I work 8 hours time in lieu. Then I work 3 hours today. I get 11 hours time in lieu + 8 hours of pay. If I don't work those three hours? I still earn 8 hours time in lieu and 8 hours of straight-up pay. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Well, I'm in a pickle |
MrMallard 09/22/22 11:22:40 PM #11 | WankyKong posted... What is the dill with that?You tell me my man Kakapo posted... Sounds like the electricity company is gherkin you around.yeah it really is. Ar0ge posted... Why is it only up to you whether your job is fucked or not?My job is kind of essential. I work at a laundry and my job is to keep the washers and dryers going. None of the other workers want to do this job - I work with some people with intellectual and physical disabilities, and even the staff members I work with without these limitations are super fucking busy with their own shit. So my job is to keep the washers and dryers running all day. Without me being there, I doubt there has been a dedicated effort to unload/reload the washers or dryers. When I'm there, that's all I do - I'm an essential link in the chain of the labor we do. Without me, the work slows to a halt because no-one else will step up to do the same work. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Well, I'm in a pickle |
MrMallard 09/22/22 10:30:07 PM #1 | I'm waiting for a meter reader to show up so they can read my electricity meter. I just moved somewhere where the meter is inside of my house, so I have to be home to let them in. I've gotten three calls from work asking me to come in. We're seriously behind, and they need me. Even though I just worked a public holiday - with today counting as my public holiday - I want to go in and help them. But I can't do that until the meter reader comes in and reads my meter. Either way I get paid, with time in lieu on top of what I'm already making today. But basically, if I can't get into work in the next hour and a half, we're all fucked. Edit: the reason it's so important to get my meter read is because I'm starting an account with a new energy provider. Until they read my meter, I can't start an account with them. My landlord is footing electricity rn, but I've already missed one opportunity to begin this account and I don't want to piss off my landlord and the electric company. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Stuck at the Orlando airport because my flight is delayed. AMA I guess. |
MrMallard 09/22/22 7:31:28 PM #10 | Did you get a turkey leg? --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Armie Hammer was set up by his wife and his accuser... |
MrMallard 09/22/22 6:10:23 PM #10 | The last time I saw someone posting Page Six articles it was a bunch of horseshit. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | "So stupid it's funny" memes |
MrMallard 09/22/22 12:36:56 AM #55 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAbh80AADsy2.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/1/AAbh80AADsy3.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AAbh80AADsy4.jpg --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Adam Levine cheated on wife and tried to name kid with his wife after mistress |
MrMallard 09/21/22 6:08:42 AM #36 | TheMikh posted... this love has taken its toll on himHe named a child, after the chick he banged --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | My best friend/love interest died 7 years ago today |
MrMallard 09/21/22 4:11:00 AM #9 | Would you consider making a GoFundMe for it? I'd chip in some of my Aussiebucks. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | My best friend/love interest died 7 years ago today |
MrMallard 09/21/22 3:48:56 AM #5 | How much is it for a decent headstone? --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Damn, VAs are getting fucked over hard |
MrMallard 09/21/22 2:47:39 AM #13 | GuerrillaSoldier posted... dub anime? sounds like they're paid what they're worthMan, stfu. VA work is still skilled labor and the actors deserve to be compensated fairly for their work, regardless of whether you prefer their performance or the original voice work. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | In this topic, we predict Putin's upcoming speech, 3 words at a time |
MrMallard 09/21/22 2:01:10 AM #6 | Twerking, yes. Twerking --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | gta 6 leaked gameplay (WOW!!) |
MrMallard 09/21/22 1:34:33 AM #239 | Fake was absolutely winning. You can see users at the start of this thread saying "new engines and resources are getting up there nowadays, anyone with the right set of unity resources could mock something like this up in a couple of months". --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Twitch bans gambling streams. XQC melting down arguing with Hasan atm |
MrMallard 09/21/22 1:28:10 AM #67 | I'm thinking of giving streaming a go when I move into my new place. One of the games I wanna play is Vegas Stakes, so I'm glad this is just actual 100% real-money betting websites and not like gambling video games with zero irl buy-in. I'm all for limiting real-money gambling streams, but virtual games of chance like in a video game or a fake money betting website like saltybet is fine. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | "So stupid it's funny" memes |
MrMallard 09/20/22 5:53:45 AM #52 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/8/AAbh80AADsXU.jpg --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | Do any of you guys watch the unusual memes compilations? |
MrMallard 09/20/22 5:52:43 AM #4 | Here's the latest one https://youtu.be/bGRDYDuvfl8 --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | anyone play Asphalt 9? |
MrMallard 09/20/22 5:15:15 AM #1 | It's riddled with MTX, and the idea of the game - earning cards to level up your cars so you can upgrade them - is very much a pay-to-win situation. That being said, the graphics are pretty great and I decided to get back into it. Does anyone on here play? --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
Topic | RDR 3 leaked pics |
MrMallard 09/19/22 8:54:25 PM #10 | Oh hey, West of Loathing --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa |
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