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TopicNothing sucks worse than hating your own sexuality.
FigureOfSpeech
08/27/17 4:05:46 PM
#41
Sayoria posted...
Honestly, I'm using it in a "figure of speech" sense.


Oh? And what would this have to do with me?
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TopicInviso and AdmiralZephyr Rank Survivor Winners!
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/17 12:11:14 PM
#311
no I definitely mean bb13. it was cancelled immediately after Evel dick was medevac'd.

which one was 16 again? was that the one where Victoria was a comp beast for winning 1 veto competition?
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TopicInviso and AdmiralZephyr Rank Survivor Winners!
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/17 11:49:09 AM
#309
there's no such thing as survivor one world. it's the bb13 of survivor, in that it never took place and doesn't exist.
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TopicWho do you think was in the right in this united airlines situation?
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/17 11:37:14 AM
#255
SmartMuffin posted...
That seems totally reasonable.

I'd also like to insist that Apple gets better at their jobs such that they produce an iphone that is just as powerful as the current one, but also only costs $100 and has a 5-day battery life.

Because that's what I demand.


I don't like apple and I demand they go out of business tbh
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/14/17 2:50:46 PM
#216
maybe they meant $70000 each?
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TopicInviso and AdmiralZephyr Rank Survivor Winners!
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/17 6:13:46 PM
#288
I wasn't all that impressed by Tom, but I wouldn't really say anything against him eitger
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TopicI do not support gay rights
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/17 3:41:36 PM
#49
scarletspeed7 posted...
That's actually a lie, I just wanted to lure people into this topic to let you all know that Jean Grey and Cyclops are the worst Marvel characters ever created.


I've never really cared for either of them, so I approve of this topic.
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Topicbrohan ranks his favorite memory of you
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/17 3:40:26 PM
#53
MysticBrohan posted...
i will shut up the haters

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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/17 3:25:12 PM
#181
HaRRicH posted...
https://twitter.com/andrewsweiss/status/852568840051466240

"Seven (!) foreign intel services spotted Russian spies' contacts w Trump team.: UK, Germany, France, Netherlands, Estonia, Australia, Poland https://t.co/ypzUe4QclQ"

Links to the Guardian. USA has been late to the game regarding Donald and Russia.


awwwwww damn, son. Estonia don't fuck around with that bullshit.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 5:34:24 PM
#153
trump? hyperbole? you don't say...
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TopicIs it normal to be fat?
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 4:56:49 PM
#109
Unknown_voter posted...
when did you taste embalming fluid


I've only tasted cilantro, but it has aldehyde chemicals in it. it's on Wikipedia.
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TopicWho was behind the 9/11 attacks? Final
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 4:54:33 PM
#19
BowserCuffs posted...
I can't actually tell if the people who voted for Bush are serious or joking.


I am one of those voters and in my case, both.
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TopicIs it normal to be fat?
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 4:10:29 PM
#104
I hate Pico de gallo. I can't stand onions, and due to genetic high sensitivity to aldehyde chemicals, when I eat cilantro, it literally tastes like I have a mouth full of embalming fluid.
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TopicWho was behind the 9/11 attacks? Final
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 3:57:14 PM
#16
scarletspeed7 posted...
Vlado is a source for journalists confirmed.


no he's the subject of my current story. I am not at liberty to discuss sources.
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TopicWho was behind the 9/11 attacks? Final
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 3:49:32 PM
#14
there is no bait. as a journalist, I have to to be unquestioning of the credibility of all of my sources and subjects.
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TopicCharlie Murphy is dead
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 2:24:56 PM
#8
fuck...
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TopicWho was behind the 9/11 attacks? Final
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 2:20:54 PM
#10
Vlado posted...
It certainly wasn't Bush. You know the mental capacity of the guy.


don't be rude. he actually has a decent IQ. according to something I read a while back, he was not even in the bottom 10 for US presidents as far as intelligence goes, and I say that as someone who was constantly looking for every opportunity to make fun of and criticize the guy during his entire 8 years.
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Topicthe BEST incremental (idle) mobile games
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 1:59:35 PM
#16
Steiner posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
I like clicker heroes, but never tried it on mobile.


clicker heroes is good, i played it quite a bit but i did the uhh... like second level prestige and felt like i was doing the whole thing again not very much quicker and didn't really enjoy that whole experience and kind of dropped off. could pick it up again now and wouldn't feel so resentful of that


yeah transcending isn't all that fun but I'm at a point now where I rebuild really fast (200+ ancient souls). at this point, with gilding, I'll usually reguild up 3-4 heroes at a time in a single Ascension. I can get to the first "new" hero in a week or less. autoclickers are awesome too. once you get to the best tier of heroes, you can throw a clicker on the current one and just have it level up automatically to make the game even more idle.
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Topicthe BEST incremental (idle) mobile games
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 1:31:38 PM
#5
I like clicker heroes, but never tried it on mobile.
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TopicWhat is your least favorite season?
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/17 10:21:13 AM
#72
scarletspeed7 posted...
Season 2 of True Detective


lol. now that you mention it, are they done or is a season 3 gonna happen?
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 6:03:58 PM
#95
KamikazePotato posted...
Jakyl25 posted...
https://twitter.com/lance_bradley/status/851864862426890240

Perfect


what does it say? I don't Twitter links
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TopicPokemon Gauntlet ~*~*~DAY FIFTY-ONE~*~*~
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 5:16:03 PM
#12
I voted feraligatr because I can't not chuckle every time I see its name (wtf my phone tried to autocorrect that to it's. what a c***)
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TopicWhat is your least favorite season?
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 5:14:16 PM
#56
-0melette- posted...
gearofages posted...
There are people who legitimately like cold weather, or is that some hipster thing?

I really like cold weather especially when it starts to snow, Winter is my favourite season besides Fall and both are beautiful. I really dislike humidity or being too hot.


yeah same here. my ideal weather would be maybe 2 months of like 25-40 degree weather (minimal wind chill), one month of 60s (could tolerate some days in the 70s if humidity is low) and 40s/50s for the rest of the year.
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TopicWhat is your least favorite season?
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 5:10:41 PM
#55
Fall is awesome. I have no complaints about fall.

Winter gets on my nerves a bit. sometimes the cold pisses me off. sometimes snow/ice pisses me off. I like the short daylight hours though.

Spring is mostly okay in terms of temperature, but it's like an inverse fall in that it transitions from good to bad instead of vice versa. if spring would just skip ahead to fall with nothing in between, spring would be pretty good.

Summer has literally 0 things about it that I value in any way, shape or form... and it makes me want to kill myself as it is happening. from June through September, I have absolutely zero interest in life whatsoever.
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TopicFor those on this board who feel life didn't turn out as they hoped
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 4:24:27 PM
#4
FlyingForever posted...
But we have no control

God has a plan for us all and is all knowing. Regardless of how many bad decisions I make its cool cause who cares God wouldn't let me have any more burden then I can handle

Plus in the end I get to kick it in heaven anyways with all those criminals who end up saying sorry and whatever words are needed to get in dem pearly gates


huh? what do these things mean? sounds interesting but what is this god thing and whats heaven? I like having plans for things. how can I be god? depending on the definition/explanation of this god thing, I might want to do that and then maybe life will be neat instead of lame...
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 3:25:17 PM
#81
ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Btw, for you guys who ignored Psaltry, dude seems to be posting more non-partisan shit lately.


I've noticed. I was almost at the point to ignore him, but not anymore.
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TopicDo you like vegetables?
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 3:24:01 PM
#65
I have never tried any type of olive that I didn't find extremely delicious (the only thing that would deter me from eating an entire jar of green olives in one sitting is the absurd sodium levels). bell peppers are great, red is my least favorite but I still like all types. peas, bean sprouts and celery are all pretty good.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 2:49:40 PM
#73
psaltery posted...
"Donald Trump bombed Syria ?because daughter Ivanka told him to?"

Very "clickbaity" of Yahoo! but it could be true.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-bombed-syria-daughter-ivanka-told-135331733.html


"hay dad if u dont bomb syria i will tell ppl all about our sexy time"
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TopicProtests against US involvement in Syria around the US
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 2:36:13 PM
#132
foolm0r0n posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
which character in GoT would vlado be? I'm thinking about it but drawing a blank.

Something related to doors I'm sure


I like that character a lot though. I can't have vlado be a character I like, no matter what the character's mental capacity is >_>... or whether he exposes his penis randomly for no reason that one time.
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TopicProtests against US involvement in Syria around the US
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 2:15:04 PM
#130
vlado also hasn't answered my question about whether or not he has intercourse with chickens.
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TopicIs it normal to be fat?
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 1:58:03 PM
#66
I'd vote crazyisgood
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TopicProtests against US involvement in Syria around the US
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 1:41:38 PM
#127
foolm0r0n posted...
Game of Thrones. The dragons represent feminism.


which character in GoT would vlado be? I'm thinking about it but drawing a blank.
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TopicProtests against US involvement in Syria around the US
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/17 1:38:01 PM
#125
vlado... Quantico, The Blacklist, Homeland. which US TV show is best at portraying globalists?
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TopicProtests against US involvement in Syria around the US
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 4:49:31 PM
#100
MegaWentEvil posted...
MoogleKupo141 posted...
sounds like MWE wants more homophobia on GameFAQs


Actually, I want neither. I just want sexism to be as unacceptable as homophobia on GameFAQs.


you should go to Bulgaria and abduct vlado, then give him gender reassignment surgery against his will. gamefaqs would find sexism much more unacceptable if vlado had a vagina.
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TopicDo you like vegetables?
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 4:45:26 PM
#41
azuarc posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
Like do you know how many non-starch vegetables there are, and methods of preparation for each? You hate ALL those textures? How do you like any food at all?

All the ones that I've had. At this point, why would I expect to find exceptions?


I've had vegan hot dogs before. the taste, texture and appearance were identical to normal hot dogs, minus the skin/skin-like layer. I actually really enjoyed them.
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TopicDo you like vegetables?
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 2:45:25 PM
#37
yes. can't stand onions. don't care for parsnips or Brussels sprouts, but I'll eat them if they are present. no issues with any other veggies as far as I can recall.
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TopicAround how often do you go to the movie theatre?
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 2:40:38 PM
#9
once every few years
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 2:34:18 PM
#37
Peace___Frog posted...
The Mana Sword posted...
Peace___Frog posted...
Shots fired in San Bernardino high school. Believed to be a murder suicide. Multiple people transported to hospital.


Elementary school.

Oh. My bad.

And Dylan Roof, may his name be forever cursed, has been sentenced to 9 life sentences.


damn he wouldn't even get out if he was a cat lololol
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 2:30:31 PM
#34
The Mana Sword posted...
Peace___Frog posted...
Shots fired in San Bernardino high school. Believed to be a murder suicide. Multiple people transported to hospital.


Elementary school.


in that case, fake news.
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TopicThis ENTIRE Cheerleading Team is SUSPENDED for engaging in PROSTITUTION..Is it?.
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 2:24:39 PM
#6
Grand Kirby posted...
good teal bleedng women


What the fuck does that mean?


I think it has something to do with how many y/o they are
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TopicHow many premium services are you currently subscribed to?
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 1:54:41 PM
#54
Punnyz posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
pjbasis posted...
ur mom LOL

you nerds pay for it?
LOL


I don't. I have PJ's password so I just use his account.
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TopicThis ENTIRE Cheerleading Team is SUSPENDED for engaging in PROSTITUTION..Is it?.
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 1:46:09 PM
#3
full throttle, do you consider them to be heiffers?
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TopicHow many premium services are you currently subscribed to?
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 1:40:52 PM
#51
pjbasis posted...
ur mom LOL

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TopicProtests against US involvement in Syria around the US
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 1:32:59 PM
#88
vlado I need you to tell me everything you can about how to avoid catching globalism. is it airborne? waterborne? sexually transmitted? caused by vaccines? what would you recommend in order to avoid the disease?
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TopicI am 30 goddamn years old
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 1:13:34 PM
#5
but are you HOT?
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 84: Assad State of Affairs
FigureOfSpeech
04/10/17 1:11:43 PM
#22
gentleman sausage
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Topicventing about trigger warnings
FigureOfSpeech
04/07/17 5:07:42 PM
#36
I don't really know how to approach it exactly because I don't really have to deal with shit like that. I only go onto Facebook for Pokemon go groups or message people that are difficult to get ahold of otherwise, and I don't do any other social media at all. I don't really experience anything like what this girl is doing. if something I say does trigger someone I typically just go over the top and act more triggered be them being triggered because I don't give a fuck and I find it interesting... but that's rare and I don't even know if counts as what triggering is meant to mean, and ive been doing that since before trigger was defined the way it is in this case. back then, it was just me saying whatever and someone being a little sensitive bitch about it and getting pissed off and overreacting, to which I display that I'm more pissed off and over-overreact. there weren't terms back then. *shrugs*

edit: on the other hand, sometimes in a conversation, someone will say something like "this is getting too uncomfortable. I don't wanna talk about this anymore let's change the subject" and I'm all "ok fair enough" and I've done that too.
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TopicHillary on why she lost to Trump
FigureOfSpeech
04/07/17 4:33:15 PM
#34
Espeon posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...
Espeon posted...
HaRRicH posted...
Comey from what listed...but also herself and Debbie Wasserman Schultz. It's not hard to get behind a female politician -- Elizabeth Warren's great and I like what I've seen from Nikki Halie -- but Hillary and Debbie brought a bunch of baggage that didn't sincerely reach out to appease Bernie's base almost at all. They got arrogant and cost us.


To be fair, Republicans are already pushing the whole "shrill bitch" label on Warren in a way they don't attack male Dems.

This happens to conservative females, too. Have you seen the garbage that gets said about Palin, Ivanka, Conway, Fiorina, and Condy Rice?


I'll give you Fiorina for sure (though again, she was attacked more by republicans since dems didn't really worry about her.). Condi? I remember bizarre bullshit about her having an affair with George W., so yeah, I'll give you that too. Palin and Conway? They don't really get attacked on a gender basis so much as they get attacked for stupidity and lies (in the same vein as the Spiceman.). And Ivanka isn't really attacked on a woman basis so much as just general disbelief over her role in the administration.

Regardless, I'm glad you agree that women are held to an unfair standard and are much more harshly attacked in politics than men.


I'd fuck Ivanka that's for sure
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 83: Gorsuch an egg
FigureOfSpeech
04/07/17 4:31:09 PM
#372
scarletspeed7 posted...
The Mana Sword posted...
SupremeZero posted...
scarletspeed7 posted...
Syriasly guys, let's not fight.

...

I want to hit you.

But I can't.


so what you're saying is you're a tomahawk missile

This is beautiful.

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TopicHillary on why she lost to Trump
FigureOfSpeech
04/07/17 1:12:32 PM
#20
I voted other because there isn't a crazyisgood option
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