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TopicMember admits to Obama administration spying on Trump
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 2:22:55 PM
#58
Forceful_Dragon posted...
Vlado, I say this with the utmost sincerity.

If you call someone else and their line is being tapped that does NOT mean that your line is tapped.


You need that fact to sink in, because your inability to understand that is making you a laughing stock right now.

That is all.


a friend of mine is a trump supporter. we were arguing about AIDS. he was trying to say that if a dude f***s another dude, he can get AIDS just like you could get sick from going outside in the cold without bundling up. He insisted that even if both dudes were STD-free, either or both could get AIDS, that AIDS manifests itself out of thin air but due to gay sex. Any female orifice is perfectly safe, and females can't get AIDS. I even explained that AIDS used to be called GRIDS, with the GR being "gay related, but they changed the name when they determined it wasn't accurate. He got all pissy and was all "THEY?! Who are THEY?!" and I said stuff like virologists, the world health organization, the CDC etc. He just got even more mad.

we were high and drunk, so I give him the benefit of the doubt that he was either out of it or just misunderstood me. normally I wouldn't argue that aggressively because he's a 2nd degree black belt and he could kick my ass, but the whole time, I was feeling like I was arguing with vlado, so I just couldn't help myself.

edit: I don't recall how the topic of AIDS came up in the first place. I think he we watching some stand up and the comic made me think of some other famous person who had died of AIDS or something so I mentioned it and somehow the conversation degenerated from there.
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 2:05:42 PM
#193
foolm0r0n posted...
All people are born gay but religious fundamentalists brainwash them into being straight


not true. globalists brainwashed me into being straight, not religious fundamentalists.
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TopicChrono Trigger Mafia Topic 9: All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu...
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 1:48:07 PM
#315
Corrik posted...
pjbasis posted...
lmao

Wanna see something funny? Read se7en's sig. Lol.


I am having a good chuckle right now.
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TopicMember admits to Obama administration spying on Trump
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 1:44:26 PM
#56
LapisLazuli posted...
Vlado is almost depressing. He lives in a total fantasy world and really needs to grow up.


vlado no want grow up vlado want 2 stay little girl 4ever D:
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TopicWhats in these days?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 1:38:30 PM
#23
iiaattgg posted...
Kids these days treat you like a total luddite if you arent a technical wizard with every new little device that comes out. Sorry that my watch doesnt play netflix, jackass


I only just got a smart phone a few years ago because before that I would have had to pay more for telephone service because "data plan." additionally, I don't even have Netflix or a watch and I've never even seen the word Luddite before, nor do I know why my telephone autocorrects it to be capitalized.
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TopicWhats in these days?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 1:34:14 PM
#21
Sir Cobain posted...
There's been a huge 1920s revival in the last year so jazz, dry martinis and communism are all hip again


what about syphilis?
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TopicWhats in these days?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 1:33:02 PM
#20
iiaattgg posted...
pjbasis posted...
This is not something you have to ask if you're socially adjusted.

I hope I don't get like that when I'm rich


You lose all social adjustment in your old age. Im afraid to even go get my mail at this point without being judged


oh s***! is that why I feel judged constantly when around other people? I've been feeling this way the past several years but I haven't been able to determine why, but I'm also old, so that makes sense.
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TopicWhats in these days?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 12:50:33 PM
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"As far as politics goes, time will prove me right soon enough. :)" -Vlado, militant Trump supporter from Bulgaria
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TopicDo you like Quina?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 12:37:03 PM
#9
Zylothewolf posted...
There are better option for everything Quina does so no. But s/he is still useful at the end of disc 1 and early 2.


I never found the character useful, but that whole jumping in the river for no reason and disappearing until later in the game really tickled my funny bone
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TopicMember admits to Obama administration spying on Trump
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 12:34:17 PM
#51
Vlado posted...
iiaattgg posted...
Wow. I was actually mad at Trump for starting this and believed the news. I needed to see this video apparently!

I'm glad my work was not in vain! :)

Jakyl25 posted...
What about all the people that have doubts about Trump himself?

What about them? You want me to say they are stupid and/or hopelessly biased? They're stupid and/or hopelessly biased. There's really no excuse to be believing in the "Russian hackers" nonsense.


XD rofl look at this f***ing bidoof right here
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TopicMember admits to Obama administration spying on Trump
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 11:26:33 AM
#41
speaking of spying and trump, I wonder how many times trump spyed on his daughters in the shower lol
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 11:23:42 AM
#190
hey vlado, rank the following statements in order of how morally bankrupt a person has to be to agree with them:

a) I don't believe in the christian god.
b) My country and culture are mediocre in my opinion.
c) There are more than 2 genders.
d) It is okay to wear a condom during heterosexual intercourse in order to prevent pregnancy.
e) Nobody should ever be executed just for smoking weed, even in the Philippines.
f) Homosexuality exists and occurs in non-human species, not just in humans.
g) If I could have either a Nintendo Switch or a PC of equal value, I'd choose the Switch.
h) The Earth is not flat.
i) Donald Trump should not just be president of the US, but of the entire world, leading a global government.
j) Mixed race children are capable of living normal, healthy lives.
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TopicBABE BRAWL: Alice Eve (c) vs. Candace Smith
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 11:02:28 AM
#22
when this concludes, you should make the next babe brawl either trans women or underage girls
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TopicDo you like Quina?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:57:35 AM
#3
vlado because vlado doesn't have a gender also yes quina is a fun character.
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TopicGluten Stats and Discussion Topic 1 - Straight To Your Glutes
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:56:18 AM
#2
but it make ur dick fly off D:
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TopicIs my hema smeh DOOR lemon today or TOMORROW?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:36:33 AM
#2
bump for more votes
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TopicDo you ever blame god when things go "terrible" for you?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:20:19 AM
#5
what's god?
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TopicBABE BRAWL: Alice Eve (c) vs. Candace Smith - TIEBREAKER
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:17:18 AM
#16
Ivanka trump
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TopicMember admits to Obama administration spying on Trump
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:15:10 AM
#37
Vlado posted...
That's the best argument you can bring to the table?


are we still answering questions with questions?
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TopicFavorite Song from this Artist Day 32: The Eagles
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:12:33 AM
#12
the order may be different but the top 5 U2 songs are my top 5 so good results.

second nomination of dethklok
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TopicDo you like Quinoa?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 10:10:09 AM
#3
I've only tried it a few times and it didn't really like or dislike it. it was edible. I don't have much more of an opinion on it than that.
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/29/17 8:11:55 AM
#188
Vlado posted...
You can't choose something so important at 7, much less 2. It's all on the parents, who should be in jail.


well they aren't in jail and there isn't a god damn thing you can do about it :D
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/28/17 6:18:15 PM
#107
On_The_Pence posted...
RaidenZeroX posted...
Since last Wednesday, there have been two separate instances where I've responded to someone that it's a girl, and ended up getting lectured by someone who was not involved in the conversation about how I shouldn't say my unborn child is a girl because they haven't been able to tell me what they identify as

This is horrifying


like spiders?
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/28/17 10:18:09 AM
#92
MegaWentEvil posted...
That's what I get for skipping straight to the last page.


you should jump in the argument and destroy vlado
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TopicB8UCA Discussion Topic X-66: whiskey on the rocks brand computers
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 4:28:33 PM
#121
I'm a mountain god :)
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 2:03:16 PM
#66
an additional possibility is that airship Canon who has been a known troll for years and years is just trolling and vlado is making a jackass of himself again
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 2:01:37 PM
#65
DeepsPraw posted...
Well it's a good thing chromosomes aren't a reliable indicator of sex and gender


well apparently living beings give off digital signals from their bodies that can be measured and used to determine gender. either that or foolmo got "destroyed" by a completely unrelated and irrelevant side argument...
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TopicWho all do you tip?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 1:37:22 PM
#4
delivery people and bartenders. I would tip in restaurants but I don't typically eat in restaurants, and I have tipped barbers but I cut my own hair now.
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Topic$@11- Post Here and Maria Will Transform You Into a Fictional Character ~@@!~~$$
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 1:24:28 PM
#115
wow mine is awesome :D love of alcohol and herbs and actions not comprehended by mortals, just like in real life. thanks! :)
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 11:38:27 AM
#62
Airship_Canon posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Vlado posted...
Ah, foolmo getting destroyed again. It's become a habit.


explain how digital signals affect chromosomes

Airship_Canon posted...
So many that the number could be expressed by a single digital signal.


re-quoting yourself does not explain the process through which signals in electronics directly result in a person's gender.
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 10:39:18 AM
#59
Vlado posted...
Ah, foolmo getting destroyed again. It's become a habit.


explain how digital signals affect chromosomes
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 9:49:02 AM
#57
Airship_Canon posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
A digital signal can represent any positive integer number of values. Binary is the most common one but there are plenty of higher number digital signals. If you want to be all r/iamverysmart then at least make sure what you're saying is correct.


That takes memory [usually in the form of a flip-flop] but this is a single digital, not analog, signal.
1 line, into 1 gate.
That's either a 1 or a 0. It's never anything else due to the basics of electrical theory.


nationalists don't believe in electricity
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
FigureOfSpeech
03/27/17 7:22:08 AM
#50
Vlado posted...
In conclusion, don't let others tell you that you're a "bigot" or whatever. You're in the majority even on an overwhelmingly liberal gaming message board on the internet. Your opinion is normal.


ur a bigot
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TopicSurvivor: Game Changers Topic 2: Everybody Choooookes...Sometimes
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 5:12:19 PM
#90
DoctorBIind posted...
Also I had a dream last night that Jeff Probst was at my house announcing a Survivor season in the Arctic. As he was leaving he let slip that I would be on it, so wish me luck guys!


wanna make an early final 2 deal with me? :)
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TopicSo JonTron lost 10000 subscribers over his pro-American views...
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 2:20:38 PM
#95
Peace___Frog posted...
Vlado posted...
See my newest topic.

Lol this deflection


that's what lazy, delusional, patronizing scumbags do.
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TopicUS politicians confirmed to molest children
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 2:17:30 PM
#20
RySenkari posted...
Where's the actual evidence?


"read the topic title" - vlado
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TopicUS politicians confirmed to molest children
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 2:16:57 PM
#19
Johnny Eagle posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
I don't click links on phone because it will open a browser, but based on the link itself, I'm not surprised that Dr Phil is one of the main elites confirmed as a kid diddler. he always seemed like that type to me.


He's not, though - the link said the reveal about the ring was made on his show


that doesn't prove that he isnt
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TopicArmenia or Azerbaijan - who do you support in the world's greatest conflict?
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 1:15:19 PM
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which one is more likely to take over Bulgaria and support globalism? that's the one I will vote for
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TopicUS politicians confirmed to molest children
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 1:14:05 PM
#12
I don't click links on phone because it will open a browser, but based on the link itself, I'm not surprised that Dr Phil is one of the main elites confirmed as a kid diddler. he always seemed like that type to me.
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TopicSo JonTron lost 10000 subscribers over his pro-American views...
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 1:11:11 PM
#93
Steiner posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...
Hey everyone, vlado thinks condescendingly laughing is an argument now and doesn't have the street smarts to get that this gets people to hate him.


I'm glad ulti is waking up and accepting the truth.
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TopicSo JonTron lost 10000 subscribers over his pro-American views...
FigureOfSpeech
03/24/17 1:08:17 PM
#91
Vlado posted...
Out of his 3125000+ subscribers. That's 0.3%. That's how small a minority the loud SJWs are. Don't get fooled. Normal people still have the power, as long as they don't willingly relinquish it.


tentacool story, bro

also lmao
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TopicTerror attack in London.
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 1:59:13 PM
#74
foolm0r0n posted...
Vlado posted...
Yeah, the terrorists totally want governments to hunt down and deport them so that they can't commit crimes.

They want governments to continue this
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39333424
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/at-least-30-dead-after-air-strike-hits-syrian-school-1.3020369

Just like you want refugees to keep killing people, it's completely free recruitment for your cause


is this true, vlado? you would rather terrorism continue just to fit your narrative on refugees/immigrants? you'd rather lives continue to be lost so that you have cause to talk s*** to people who disagree with you and cause to claim you're right? because if so, that's really not nice
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TopicTerror attack in London.
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 12:38:17 PM
#71
Umbreon posted...
Seriously, I feel like ISIS claiming responsibility for every random (well maybe not "random") attack is them trolling us.


it's their ad campaign... just like those dumb f*** PETA c***s talking s*** when Obama killed a fly. "the only thing that is important is our name being in headlines."
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TopicTrump confirmed to have been wiretapped
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 12:32:53 PM
#119
vL(M)AdO
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TopicTrump confirmed to have been wiretapped
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 11:15:12 AM
#116
Vlado posted no substance

lmao

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TopicBest 'the Great' leader?
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 11:11:43 AM
#14
Kim Jong un
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TopicTerror attack in London.
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 11:08:06 AM
#69
did isis exist back when dick cheney shot his buddy? I can't remember but I feel like they weren't, because if they had been, they'd claim responsibility for that too...
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TopicTrump confirmed to have been wiretapped
FigureOfSpeech
03/23/17 7:21:18 AM
#97
Vlado posted...
I posted... lmao

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TopicTrump confirmed to have been wiretapped
FigureOfSpeech
03/22/17 1:50:11 PM
#70
Steiner what would you think about using Pokemon puns to reply? in another vlado topic, user GOATTHIEF started posting stuff but randomly adding a Pokemon name. others myself included started doing this, and in some cases made the names into puns, such as "seel the fate" or "take a chansey." would that be acceptable as well? because I think it's a really tentacool idea...
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 79: No Comment *winkwink*
FigureOfSpeech
03/22/17 1:09:24 PM
#269
Peace___Frog posted...
Yeah, the tillerson thing was a page or two ago maybe? Basically, he only took it because his wife told him it's what God wants


"what god wants" rofl what a buffoon that guy is... and his wife.
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