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| Topic | It's official. I quit drinking today. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/16/20 5:03:23 PM #115 | On purpose? I'm at 7 weeks without drinking now. Not fully planned or unplanned, intentional or unintentional. Just kinda circumstantial. Staying with parents at least through state lockdown because job is temporarily shut down and it's more convenient for me to be here plus better for financial damage control. I don't drink here anyway, and wasn't planning to be here thisnlong, but coronavirus gonna coronavirus, and no public transport here so don't really have convenient access even if I wanted to. Longest streak of non-drinking in probably 13-15 years. No idea how long it will continue. Don't really have an opinion about it one way or the other. It just is what it is. --- Machete |
| Topic | Wise words on COVID testing from our great President... |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/08/20 4:41:49 PM #10 | Wow that's crazy. It's like when someone dies after spending literally their entire life being alive! --- Machete |
| Topic | CE pick a Meme or Aphorism giving your take on this crisis |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/08/20 3:40:25 PM #2 | I don't like memes enough to do that --- Machete |
| Topic | 100 million year old specie of spider discovered with scorpion like tail. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/08/20 3:38:29 PM #12 | Meh. Probably just an ovipositor like some crickets and wasps have for laying eggs inside trees and logs and shit like that. --- Machete |
| Topic | Armed citizens escort lawmaker into Michigan State Capitol building |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/07/20 5:15:09 PM #39 | Duncanwii posted...
Is this based on actual ideas you have for how that might be done realistically and feasibly, which could be reasonably implemented? Or is it just an idealized Duncan fantasy that you are just stating you wish to become a reality? I'm just curious because you seem to be presenting it as a certainty rather than a hypothetical... --- Machete |
| Topic | What the F is Chik Fil A doing |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/07/20 1:53:40 PM #25 | DevsBro posted... dadgum --- Machete |
| Topic | You know what, I'm gonna say it |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/07/20 12:30:08 AM #15 | Alucard188 posted... What in the flying fuck are you talking about? --- Machete |
| Topic | How did Jimmy Fallon become so successful? |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/07/20 12:27:38 AM #37 | I don't get it. I've never found him funny and I lost interest in snl when he was one of the people who took over weekend update. The show just lost me there. I haven't even watched his late night show but I would imagine I wouldn't enjoy it, or at least his presence on it. --- Machete |
| Topic | Ramen Oriental flavor is now Ramen Soy flavored. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/06/20 10:36:24 PM #48 | AlisLandale posted... i assume they renamed it to soy flavor so that people would know what the fuck it actually was supposed to be lol. The first time I ever bought it was because I was like "wtf I don't know what this means and now I'm curious." I liked it and I bought it again a bunch of times. I still don't really know what it's meant to taste like. It just tastes like ramen. I wouldn't even call the flavor soy >_> --- Machete |
| Topic | Da Naughty CEusers General |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/06/20 7:32:59 PM #39 | This topic already has penis and vagina in it. Now I can't think of anything to say. --- Machete |
| Topic | Hairistotle and Pulysses now banned |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 7:50:14 PM #139 | CrazyandLazy posted...
I can't remember if you're coming off of 2 warnings and a purg or just 2 warnings, but either way... ... --- Machete |
| Topic | George Zimmerman's story is full of holes, embellishments, and lies. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 6:05:43 PM #6 | Not according to UnfairRepresent --- Machete |
| Topic | Zodd3224 is WARNED. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 4:58:45 PM #80 | Biscotti posted...
He's posted in the selfie topics. --- Machete |
| Topic | Woman duped into recording online video of her flubbadup by fake gynecologist. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 3:23:11 PM #9 | There were a number of words that couldn't be in titles but were otherwise fine. That was silly. They got rid of that during a censor update probably. --- Machete |
| Topic | Woman duped into recording online video of her flubbadup by fake gynecologist. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 3:15:06 PM #6 | UnfairRepresent posted...
I thought maybe you were right when I read this post because I think that was a rule at one point, but apparently you can. I just tested it out. --- Machete |
| Topic | Vagina. (This is only a test) |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 3:13:20 PM #1 | Did this topic get posted? --- #DementedDonald #LockTrumpUp |
| Topic | Woman duped into recording online video of her flubbadup by fake gynecologist. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 2:50:27 PM #2 | Why didn't you just type vagina? --- Machete |
| Topic | Zodd3224 is WARNED. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/05/20 1:29:00 PM #61 | brestugo posted...
It looked like a poor attempt at a bOtH SiDeS argument to me, using far right talking points. Hopefully the warning will give him some insight as to how it was misguided and ridiculous. I think a lot of people here are being too quick to jump to conclusions though. --- Machete |
| Topic | What do you do when homeless people ask you for money? |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/04/20 8:32:17 PM #13 | "I need it for the bus" --- Machete |
| Topic | Stop me ordering a macbook. Please. I beg of you |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/04/20 7:30:26 PM #5 | apple fucking sucks --- Machete |
| Topic | Who else still hasn't gotten their stimulus. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/03/20 1:35:59 PM #37 | According to the website, mine will be deposited in 3 days --- Machete |
| Topic | My relatives told me theyre going to straighten out my GAY BROTHER! |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/03/20 1:33:32 PM #8 | Is this one of those "duplicate macaroni" things or whatever they are called? --- Machete |
| Topic | Omasitor Hain is not warned or suspended. |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/03/20 1:21:26 PM #23 | Yes actually he is warned and no actually we don't live in a society --- Machete |
| Topic | California's governor has protesters arrested |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/02/20 7:45:45 PM #49 | josiskrazy posted... Good --- Machete |
| Topic | Candace Owens got suspended from Twitter |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/02/20 2:47:01 PM #11 | Good --- Machete |
| Topic | Is it alt-right to call them Trump Bucks? |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/02/20 1:25:01 PM #19 | Yes --- Machete |
| Topic | CalypsoDoom is WARNED |
| FigureOfSpeech 05/02/20 1:13:29 PM #155 | Well that's unfortunate. Hopefully she just hits accept and then it's gone in a week without anything else happening. --- Machete |
| Topic | who wants an invite to lue? |
| FigureOfSpeech 04/20/20 10:55:58 PM #94 | |
| Topic | huh wow thewarned is banned |
| FigureOfSpeech 04/20/20 8:06:03 PM #4 | It was just muffinzors and he made it just to troll so no surprises. I would have given it 1000:1 odds that it wouldn't be banned tbh --- Machete |
| Topic | *GameFAQs moderator sees opinion he disagrees with* |
| FigureOfSpeech 04/19/20 1:45:04 PM #61 | Tobi011 posted...
He is blatantly lying. He got an nkl for falsely accusing other users of calling him a nazi then made a topic bitching about it, quintupling down on his false accusations and going light years further about it, THEN got warned for the itching and melting down and repeated false accusations after having already been nkl'd for them. It's astonishing that he is still trying to push that narrative. He also attacked many users for calling him out on putting words in people's mouths after someone said simply "imagine not blocking him" and he countered by accusing that user of saying he didn't deserve to exist. --- Machete |
| Topic | Starting to get surreal |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 11:15:46 PM #3 | mrgoatthief posted... What do you mean People here are taking this seriously (and they should, only 1 case in my county though so I will continue to go to work for now and I will be mindful of the time window for waiting it out at my parents' house as they have directly told me to stay with them if shit gets bad but I'm on my own if I get sick (they are older and have less healthy lungs than I do). I don't normally tolerate ultimatums of any kind but they are absolutely 100% in the right in this case. I can't take the risk but I would be in serious trouble if I caught it and had to stay home. I only have so much room for food. --- Machete |
| Topic | I think I had cornoavirus in january. |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 11:09:12 PM #17 | Happened to me too. Had a terrible stomach bug but I doubt it was coronavirus. --- Machete |
| Topic | Starting to get surreal |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 11:07:53 PM #1 | Only 1 case in my county so far but it's a damn ghost town. Walked around briefly and for a sat night it was deader than a monday. Bars/restaurants were already shut down so that's default now :/ but beyond that... shit :/ --- #DetestableDonald #LockTrumpUp |
| Topic | I feel happy being a virgin |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 10:08:32 PM #2 | You aren't a virgin. You have had over 9000 intercourse --- Machete |
| Topic | TLC, the TV channel, is a fucking travesty |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 10:03:40 PM #36 | I agree with topic creator. --- Machete |
| Topic | President Trump's Press Conference for 3/21 at 12:30 EST Topic |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 12:56:13 PM #23 | donald trump shouldn't have been conceived --- Machete |
| Topic | Demoralized after going to grocery store today |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 12:53:19 PM #4 | What is actually not helping... Is donald trump --- Machete |
| Topic | Should Senators Burr and Loeffler resign over insider trading during crisis? |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 12:41:58 PM #6 | They deserve life in prison, same as donald --- Machete |
| Topic | What does 8÷2(2+2) = ? |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 12:39:37 PM #176 | 69 --- Machete |
| Topic | What's the best sauce to have with chicken nuggets? |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/21/20 12:36:50 PM #26 | Buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing --- Machete |
| Topic | I wore a mask to the store and still got kicked out |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/20/20 5:20:14 PM #6 | lmao --- Machete |
| Topic | I'm just going about my everyday normal life. |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/20/20 5:16:33 PM #6 | Same. And I'm using public transport. --- Machete |
| Topic | Remember when Trump said this was "just a flu" and "a hoax" |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/20/20 5:10:58 PM #4 | donald should resign --- Machete |
| Topic | Life will start returning to normal in a few weeks |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/20/20 4:51:13 PM #47 | Hairistotle posted... dont pretend that's answer. i have no problem with you not answering, just dont play stupid Why are you getting on everyone's case today about nothing? --- Machete |
| Topic | Chuck, Chaz, Chick and Chet. These are all dimuitives for Charles in... |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/20/20 4:30:48 PM #5 | My mother had a college friend who married a dude named Charle. --- Machete |
| Topic | Do you generally have a good or bad impression of Joe Rogan? |
| FigureOfSpeech 03/20/20 3:50:08 PM #49 | Arcanine2009 posted... 5/10. Mostly neutral. This --- Machete |
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