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TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
05/04/23 12:13:24 AM
#490
Kamil posted...
Depeche Mode

speaking of which... is this accurate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xillqqt0Y0

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TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
05/03/23 11:20:46 PM
#272
lol

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TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
05/03/23 9:38:56 PM
#268
Harpie's body was apparently not ready for the volume of confressionals

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TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
05/02/23 8:38:35 PM
#481
Never heard of Volbeat other than... isn't that a pokemon?
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
05/02/23 7:54:10 PM
#478
CanuckCowboy posted...
I was taking a piss at the show and there was clearly two dudes in a stall definitely doing blow but security came in and told them to come out and asked why theres two of em and the one dude yelled "were gay! leave us alone!"

And when security made them open the door the one dude was like 6'5" and 280lbs of steroids and security just went "ok bye."

Was the funniest thing I ever heard / saw in a public bathroom.

I laughed out loud reading this and in the middle of that, remembered the scene from American Psycho where Bateman is in a stall freaking out and the dudes doing blow in the next stall were like "Shut up! We're trying to do drugs here!" and then I continued to laugh out loud.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
05/01/23 8:44:39 PM
#468
Questionmarktarius posted...
Michael Jackson is always go-to music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3qQtSRmHxo

He apparently did some work on the music in the original release of Sonic 3

One of my favorite tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgbPjmA7GhQ

has some elements from his song Black or White
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
05/01/23 8:36:29 PM
#467
MabusIncarnate posted...
I left for work when I bailed

nah this was a different discord. I don't think anyone here is in it. I was arguing with a few people about shit unrelated to Hockey but I was still salty about the Bruins loss so I was in a pissy mood lol
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/30/23 2:22:08 AM
#454
I'm gonna call some bullshit. I was talking to a few people on another discord and they went silent on me.

I don't know if that was intentional or not.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/29/23 6:43:38 PM
#414
Kamil posted...
I'm not drinking, you are drinking!!!!

*checks*

fuck. You are not wrong.

a-c-a-b posted...
Who all is drinking tonight?

I just cracked one of these bad boys.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/1/AAaYRLAAEbhp.jpg

nice. I remember drinking those back in a college. Also colt 45 and steel reserve. Last time I wanted a 40, I couldn't find them so I asked the liquor store owner and he said he stopped selling them because no one was buying them :/. I ended up getting a 24 oz Modelo instead.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/28/23 10:19:52 PM
#396
I was angry at myself when I missed the Bruins' go ahead goal while I was putting my newly purchased liquor away.

Then I was angry at the Bruins for everything that happened after that ._.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/28/23 8:24:54 PM
#390
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ACAB you don't subscribe to the "liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes ya sicker" theory?

I personally think it's horseshit. I've had nothing but liquor in one night and wasn't in the clear the next day at all. I think smart ass shit heads think if something rhymes it's true.

yeah that's all nonsense. For me, the only things that matter are how much I drink overall and how quickly I drink. Type of alcohol and order of consumption if drinking different types don't ever mean shit.
TopicA woman has 10 holes in her body or 12?
FigureOfSpeech
04/28/23 1:47:33 AM
#32
BurmesePenguin posted...
there are seven kingdoms in Westeros

TopicFlorida Republicans pass bill to remove trans kids from parents' custody
FigureOfSpeech
04/28/23 12:35:39 AM
#39
when the pendulum swings back on them, I hope it's some kind of Saw trap
TopicBro I did not sign up to get fucking jerked around like this. Enough.
FigureOfSpeech
04/27/23 7:24:59 PM
#20
Trickfinger posted...
I might as well just fuck right off and not even bother.

A mother fucking shame but ultimately it's for the best.

It probably is for the best. I respect and support your decision.
TopicExplain mercury is in retrograde to me
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 11:44:20 PM
#43
it means you have an old-ass thermometer and it might not be showing you an accurate temperature because the mercury inside might be compromised and thus all fucked up
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 9:05:07 PM
#369
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked to discover a potato growing inside a womans vagina.
According to Colombia Reports, the 22-year-old unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains. After medical staff discovered the potato, the woman explained her mother told her to insert it as a means of preventing pregnancy.
My mom told me that if I didnt want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her, the woman said.
After about two weeks of having the potato inside her body, the woman began to experience abdominal pains. The potato had germinated and grew roots inside the young woman.

ankha ever see anything like that in the field?

this reminds me of a story a coworker told me about some TV show he watched that had a theme of people having to get medical attention for genital injuries.

On the episode in question, apparently some older hippie dude in California went out into the woods naked and got fucked up (wasn't specified on what) to meditate and "commune with nature" and a lizard crawled up his dickhole. He went to the ER after a few hours so they could get it out. When the doctors asked him why he let the lizard crawl all the way in, instead of, you know... trying to stop that from happening, his explanation was that it felt good at first.

TopicBam Margera on the run with GF and child, he has been using meth
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 8:58:16 PM
#17
WBC_Injury posted...
I would advise putting down the mouse.
don;t talk to dolomedes like that... unless you want to wake up covered in spiders.
TopicJames Fox was on Joe Rogan Experience to talk about Brazil's Roswell UFO inciden
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 8:39:40 PM
#13
GaryGensler posted...
Varginha


TopicReport: Disney suing Ron DeSantis
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 8:38:41 PM
#108
Zithers posted...
and then floridians will shit their pants and elect democrats who are able to solve their financial issues

why do you have this level of faith in floridians?
TopicBam Margera on the run with GF and child, he has been using meth
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 8:22:30 PM
#6
damn I didn't know he was into the crystalline methamphetamines :(

hopefully he finally gets help
TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 18
FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 8:03:48 PM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

mommy? >_>

aren't all the party members like 17?
TopicCounter-Strike weapon skin and knife sold for $500,000
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 11:22:44 PM
#29
how long has that level of bootlegging been happening?
TopicCounter-Strike weapon skin and knife sold for $500,000
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 11:09:45 PM
#26
GaryGensler posted...
Anything physical can be forged. Pass lol.

Interesting admission, considering the alleged human being behind the screen of your account is physical...

And ironic because NFTs are just pictures on the internet, but that's a whole other can of worms, which can be forged if they are images of worms. If you go outside and dig up your lawn and eat a worm you find in the soil, it's pretty clear whether it's a real worm or a forgery >_>
TopicCounter-Strike weapon skin and knife sold for $500,000
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 11:03:54 PM
#23
GaryGensler posted...
I don't really collect vintage games, and I'm not interested in factory sealed or graded games or anything like that. I do have some old games like two good condition copies of Skies of Arcadia Legends. I don't game much these days, and I don't invest in games.

I only invest in NFTs, crypto, and some stock.

ugh, boring. You dissappoint me, and if you had money and were interested in making more, you'd hear me out, because you'd wonder if I'm sitting on something more valuable than I know and you'd want to find out more because it could be an opportunity for you. Instead you're like "nah \_()_/"
TopicCounter-Strike weapon skin and knife sold for $500,000
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:57:42 PM
#19
hey Smal if you indeed have money to burn, what do you think about vintage video games (still factory sealed) and how interested would you personally be in such items?
Topicremember the mcdonalds 2-for-$5
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:54:28 PM
#18
rideshort posted...
Man for me that wad the college struggle

it was a couple years after that for me
TopicVFrench1962 is SUSPENDED!
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:52:57 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


oh... well shit.

I remember a ton of VFrench accounts that have been banned but now I have no idea what sort of user is behind them.
TopicA "community activist" came to my door for the upcoming AZ election
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:51:54 PM
#30
radical_rhino posted...
Theres no fucking landfill along Tempe Town Lake.

rekt
TopicVFrench1962 is SUSPENDED!
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:48:45 PM
#10
isn't he also the buttsage guy with the fucked up opinions about consent?
Topicremember the mcdonalds 2-for-$5
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:47:10 PM
#16
the best era of mcdonalds was when the dollar menu had mcchickens and jalapeno doubles for $1 each. I'd get one of each (and 2 value fries also $1 each) and that would be a full meal for under $5.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:15:45 PM
#364
hey that's the beavis and butthead jerking off song!
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:11:15 PM
#362
fucking god damn it Celtics wtf at that bullshit lead blowing bullshit >:(
TopicI just bought 400 dollar issey miyake homme plisse pants.
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:03:56 PM
#40
Null_Gain posted...
It's a reference to a one-off ATHF villain-thing. Probably would have have helped to point out that is called MC Pee Pants

Also, not one off. The character was featured in 3 episodes (in different forms) and made a cameo in a 4th episode.

edit: looks like most of this has already been covered itt
TopicI just bought 400 dollar issey miyake homme plisse pants.
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:02:55 PM
#39
gamepimp12 posted...
this kinda feels racist idk.

It's not. It's a reference to an Aqua Teen Hunger Force character called MC Pee Pants
TopicThe sad truth: all humans will die and become skellyton
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 8:30:58 PM
#24
no it won't. I don't have any bones.
TopicYou can't spell "lmao" without "mao"
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 8:29:24 PM
#17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgAVqSrRNg
Topic'Nowhere in the history of God's people has homosexual practice be acceptable..'
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 8:20:05 PM
#57
I do not personally recognize "god's people" as anything real or legitimate in concept or in reality.
TopicWhich would terrify you more?
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 8:13:28 PM
#3
VampireCoyote posted...
You have to pick one or the other no dying early or any time in between

what about dying in 69420 years?
TopicTurns out Ted Cruz was involved planning the congressional part of Jan 6th
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 8:02:35 PM
#6
CADE_FOSTER posted...
hawley
cruz
mtg
boebert
and others should be in prison

TopicFor $5 mil would you watch a comedy with Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 7:52:20 PM
#18
Can I pass out drunk while it's still playing and miss some of it and not remember what I was awake for but still get the money by having it on for the entire runtime?
Topichave you ever bought Aldi brand mixed nuts?
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 7:47:50 PM
#1
or as I like to call them, ALL DEEZ NUTS
TopicBaconToast is CLOSED!
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 7:19:37 PM
#9
looks like TC ran out of borrowed time and had to pay it back...
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 7:14:33 PM
#355
MabusIncarnate posted...
Water is in purg, idk why.

Cat left me the head this morning, tried taking it when I snapped the pic yesterday but he wasn't having it. Not the first time hes left just the head of something laying around.

With my garden stuff, chickens and chicken feed outside, field mice happen. Outdoor cat usually takes care of it but they get in sometimes.

one of my parents cats when I was a kid got something and brought be a pile of entrails. They were still pulsating lol. Another time I caught a grasshopper and tried to feed it to her just to see if she'd eat it. She did and seemed to like it, so I caught like 20-30 more and she ate all of them >_>
TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 17
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 7:03:51 PM
#15
Vivi's pretty good. I don;t know who the other one is. Easy vote.
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 1:46:38 AM
#492
That batch since I last posted... I laughed to the point where I'm in a little bit of actual pain now lol
TopicI'm calling out Slayer_22
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 1:32:14 AM
#21
R1masher posted...
methinks

TopicPeople in 2017 were saying bitcoin was going be worth 1m in 10 years
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 1:30:17 AM
#5
In 420 BC I was saying that Dickfartcoin was going to be worth $69 quintillion by yesterday. Obviously I was both right and wrong.
TopicI have no good qualities or talents. Ask me anything.
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 12:40:38 AM
#24
nononom0use123 posted...
mah dude

nononom0use123 posted...
wrong

TopicI'm calling out Slayer_22
FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 12:04:20 AM
#19
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAOL8-AAD-Qo.jpg
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