Lurker > FigureOfSpeech

lmao I didn't expect it to be this lopsided >_>

but yeah if not for the lopsidedness, I may have just voted Canuck and Walter against myself because I'd rather vote for Walter than for myself.
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Machete

MrK3V posted...

I thought it was someone who is giving a blowjob

that ascii diagram is hilarious but I've been modded before just for ascii dicks so you might want to delete that >_>
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Machete

The Catgirl Fondler posted...

davyheinz posted...

That must be an alt.

User Info: HellRatUFO
Rookie User
User Since: Nov 2019
Karma: 21
Active Posts: 36

Yep, all the signs are there.

He's RoadsterUFO. He is it right in his sig lol
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#DespicableDonald #LockTrumpUp

UnfairRepresent posted...

eston posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

"Oh, and by the way, given all the things my father has been called, particularly a 'racist,' it sure sounds odd that he'd let his son vacation with a black man or hang out with Michael Jackson, doesn't it?" Trump Jr. writes.

"If he's a racist, he's sure not very good at it."

Ah I see he still doesn't get how racism works

how does it work?

I would ask a large, black British man named Wesley...
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#DouchebagDonald #LockTrumpUp

Yes he is and yes his career is too.
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#DelusionalDonald #LockTrumpUp

metallica846 posted...

He won't accept a single penny in donations as he tries to buy the election and Dems are going ham on him for it. Oh my sweet lord though, if he was to start shit talking Trump on stage about his wealth compared to his would make me squeeeeee.

I don't know about "squeeeeee" but I agree about him talking shit at trump on stage. That was would be awesome.
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#TremblingTrump #LockTrumpUp

Master_Bass posted...

Or just his career?

Yes the original question. Yes to this question also.
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#TroglodyteTrump #LockTrumpUp

lmao that escalated quickly.
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#TrollishTrump #LockTrumpUp

SwayM posted...

There?s LOTS of shit now on Disney Plus that was from a bygone age. Instead of just sweeping it under the rug they just acknowledge that it was a different time and obviously shit has changed.

People seem to really like the transparency without changing history or telling them what they can or can?t watch.

So what the fuck is people?s problem with ?Baby it?s cold outside? What would you like us to do about that snowflakes

My problem with it is that a few years ago they had a commercial with lady gaga singing it and they played it too frequently, so now I hate the song... not sjw thing. I hate all songs that overplayed on commercials to the point where I have to mute the TV because I'm getting angry.

The south park version with Taylor swift and bill cosby was funny, though I liked the one where hologram Elvis was singing with iggy izalea's ass even more.
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#TroglodyteTrump #LockTrumpUp

The Top Crusader posted...

I was weirdly all onboard the GOP train in 2000 when I could first vote. >_>

Enthusiasm ebbed and flowed since then, didn't vote Republican for President in 2016 and voted purple in the midterms. I'm really sick of having Jim Jordan as my congressman. >_>

Yeah that dude sucks.
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#DeplorableDonald #LockTrumpUp

Put ghost peppers in it
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#TrashyTrump #LockTrumpUp

nativengine posted...

Is the game Ants in the Pants? Cause that game is hella fun

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#TrippingTrump #LockTrumpUp

Wasn't he like a genie or something, not a superhero?
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#DetestableDonald #LockTrumpUp

Trump can't even read a mcdonalds menu. He just points to the picture of what he wants and grunts or yells.
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#TrampledTrump #LockTrumpUp

EzeDoesIt posted...

Freaky Fast, my ass!

I even called ?em and they?re like, ?uhh, idk maybe you?ll get it in a few hours?

I don't believe you.
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#DouchebagDonald #LockTrumpUp

No idea. I don't ask question like that because I don't care what other people do in regard to any of that.
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#DisastrousDonald #LockTrumpUp

From an article I read, according to woody harrellson, said during a dinner they had together... "My kids are gonna fight over my money when I'm dead" or something to that effect.
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#TreasonousTrump #LockTrumpUp

I've never seen you stand up for women, just for users who self-identify as "fam" users.
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#TrippingTrump #LockTrumpUp

DifferentialEquation posted...

I've been saying this for years.

No you haven't.
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#TrippingTrump #LockTrumpUp

lol I announced it more than 24 hours before you did
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Machete

(generic "Oh shit I hope they are getting along :D")

*cuck joke*

*but it was actually kinda real*

Did CE really just CE this topic that CE-much?
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Machete

All pro-trump people in the world should be sent to prison because not one of them is not a criminal.
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Machete

Coastal_elite posted...

Error1355 posted...

Bio1590 posted...

Remember when you necrobumped a topic and tried to claim you hadn't come back because you were "busy" but you had actually been posting all over CE and the NFL Board in that timespan.

imma be real with you for a second

who the fuck cares

why are you being so antagonistic towards people as of late, man? Real talk.

Heck, this is a thread about addy being banned, it should be a joyful celebration, instead you're doing this sort of stuff. Chill man, we should all be happy ITT.

why did you several weeks ago get an account banned for trolling me using some Danny Trejo pic to try and insult me when I was out of town for the weekend in question?
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Machete

lol
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Machete

That's messed up that she wanted dylan roof's ADIVCE.
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#TrashyTrump #LockTrumpUp

VTBM posted...

Why did it mention "found both in the wild and in captivity" multiple times?

Yeah it was a very redundant article.
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#DisgustingDonald #LockTrumpUp

I think it was pretty good actually. This season has been by far the weakest so far but this was one of the better battles imo
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#TrippingTrump #LockTrumpUp

That game sucked though. Tmnt 3 was awesome though.
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#TroglodyteTrump #LockTrumpUp

malenz posted...

oo woo

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Machete

Error1355 posted...

Coastal_elite posted...

error turning on addy after he got banned, LOL

I know you live in your own fantasy world but if you've paid any bit of attention over the last few years I quite clearly didn't like the shit Admiral has posted.

you're talking to a user that has repeatedly accused me of defending admiral within the past few months and as recently as a few days ago even though I'm currently warned for saying something that is very much the opposite of what admiral would say -_-
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Machete

trump is a human sewer
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Machete

penis
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Machete

Valjackal posted...

LittleBonTron2 posted...

So far there's still no way to deal with the problematic site staff though

Maybe learn to be a productive member of the community and you wouldn't have to deal with us.

but that user has a pristine usermap with a vast assortment of diverse usernamed accounts that are all active and in good standing with clean moderation histories, as far as I know
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Machete

MrKapowski posted...

This gave me a chuckle
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Machete

SocialistGamer posted...

Feel like such a chad right now.

You should. I still have not been able to beat him :( (or Devil or Dice. All other expert bosses cleared though and also I've passive'd the run n guns from the first 2 islands)

GiftedACIII posted...

Wally is way harder on expert imo. In fact, I think hes the hardest.

Most people agree with that but I didn't find him to be all that bad. The kid bird was much more annoying in expert but the feather bullet hell phase was nothing to me. I've played enough bullet hell games to be used to that level of dodging >_> (although Touhou is still very hard for me even on Easy difficulty)
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Machete

yes. I went to a concert of theirs a while back (probably like 2006) and it was awesome. I suck in a bottle of whiskey and got nice and wasted but not too much to not remember stuff. The security guy patting me down felt it too. I had it tucked into my sock. He felt it, paused and had a look on his face like "do I ignore this or do something?" He ignored it. Also there was a girl at the concert who I would work with a few years later (didn't know her at the time) who apparently was enjoying it so much that she had a spontaneous orgasm and fell on the floor right there in the mosh pit and convulsed a bit and other people around her thought she was overdosing or something, but iirc she had only smoked weed.

Edit: I haven't really listened to anything of theirs newer than whatever album 10000 Fists was on (with the exception of the cover of Sound of Silence when I heard it on The Blacklist a few years ago)
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Machete

LoL-eSports_462 posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

_Matchabuu_ posted...

Why????

not really anything. Didn't say anything against the rules. I didn't think I'd ever shift over to the "accept shit just to make it clear faster" camp but the dispute system is an utter failure now and isn't worth using.

Unjustified moderations are a bitch

meh. fast clear makes it pretty much nothing
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Machete

KillerSlaw posted...

Who doesn't cry on Twitter?

people who don't use twitter
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Machete

NFL. high school football isn't something I could ever care about under any circumstances and college football isn't much better.
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Machete

_Matchabuu_ posted...

Why????

not really anything. Didn't say anything against the rules. I didn't think I'd ever shift over to the "accept shit just to make it clear faster" camp but the dispute system is an utter failure now and isn't worth using.
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Machete

Machete is warned -_-
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Machete

Hanky_Bannister posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

treasonous trump

And what should we do with traitors ?

charge them with treason and if found guilty, sentence them to whatever is appropriate for treason
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Machete

treasonous trump
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Machete

warnerbroman posted...

Why do you care what Trump thinks?

Why do you suggest that trump thinks?
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Machete

CADE FOSTER posted...

label the alt right as a terrorist hate group

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Machete

Solid Sonic posted...

Do you want to charge Trump with incitement?

at the very least
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DarkRoast posted...

So yeah, fuck the media. Also, FNC deserves to be shut down because it's legit propaganda.

This. I was watching CNN during the midterms last year and they were actually covering and analyzing the elections. I was satisfied with their coverage. I switched over to Fox News and it was just 5 people yelling over each other about immigrants and the only live coverage they had was just on a little bar at the bottom of the screen. It was annoying. I went back to CNN immediately.
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Machete

Kazi1212 posted...

Because he figured out regardless of what he says or doesnt say, the media will still attempt to portray him as the second coming of Satan, so he just plays the Joker role now

this is a low effort shit post
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