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GOATTHlEF posted...

Sorry I didn't mean to seel this topic's fate.

it's okay. that was a chansey you just had to take.
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i think the topic is much better with the meme. it went from horrendous to great just like that. some might even say it's magikarp
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"As far as politics goes, time will prove me right soon enough. :)" -Vlado, militant Trump supporter from Bulgaria
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On_The_Pence posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

ProfitProphet posted...

I'd still f*** her

me too

She's literally obese

she is within the parameters for my consideration
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Peace___Frog posted...

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that mwc literally said that treason is a worse crime than mass murder? The SS would have loved him.

maybe he is basing it on religion-oriented writings even more fictitious than the Bible. iirc in Dante's inferno, the treasonous go to the 8th circle of hell which is almost the worst plane. murderers would be a few planes higher I think. still, as interesting of a story that is, using it as reference point for reality is just assbrained. hopefully this has nothing to do with mwc's process behind what he said. I'm just throwing it out there because it was the first thing that came to mind when I read his post.
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EmDubyaSee posted...

LordoftheMorons posted...

By "proven" do you mean "exposed as a lie"?

Unless you mean this Russian gambling ring thing, which sounds a lot more like "a legitimate criminal investigation that Obama had nothing to do with" than "treason"

(And even if Trump's bizarre allegations were true that would not remotely fit the definition of treason (thorough, yes, it would be very bad), so I'm just really confused)

Yes, it absolutely would. (and was). That would be to the President Elect of the United States. 1,000% treason.

so it would count for 10 treasons for every 1 treason as 1 treason is defined?
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EmDubyaSee posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

MWC rank these presidents:

Washington
Jefferson
Lincoln
Teddy Roosevelt
Obama
Trump

but based on their portrayals in epic rap battles of history, as opposed to actual history

Can you link me all the ones that contain them.

Never seen Obamas for instance.

sure I can do that, when I get home tonight. Trump actually has 2 (and Lincoln appears as a cameo in both of them, in addition to his own battle)
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I have 2 bears in Pokemon go. one of them is pretty good. Raven may have had trouble if he was fighting my Pokemon bear instead of the uca bear.
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"As far as politics goes, time will prove me right soon enough. :)" -Vlado, militant Trump supporter from Bulgaria
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MWC rank these presidents:

Washington
Jefferson
Lincoln
Teddy Roosevelt
Obama
Trump

but based on their portrayals in epic rap battles of history, as opposed to actual history
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EmDubyaSee posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

EmDubyaSee posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Something for all of us to enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iznmImmgLXc

Only idiots would enjoy that unfunny lying ******.

So yeah, most of this topic.

why did you censor something and what word is it?

Because our admin is one...

is it the n word or the homophobic slur? I can't think of any other 6 letter word that would make sense to censor in its entirety.

(also jesus christ autocorrect tried to make me look like an ass clown by changing its to it's)
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ProfitProphet posted...

I'd still f*** her

me too
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EmDubyaSee posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Something for all of us to enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iznmImmgLXc

Only idiots would enjoy that unfunny lying ******.

So yeah, most of this topic.

why did you censor something and what word is it?
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SmartMuffin posted...

waiting for the southern states to hopefully figure out slavery is bad wouldn't have done all those people who were slaves at that moment much good

Cool. Why didn't Lincoln invade all the other countries where slavery was legal, too?

too busy getting shot
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LapisLazuli posted...

Wait holy s*** I literally did not realize Smuffin and Seph were the ones disagreeing with eachother because nobody in that circle ever admits to disagreeing with eachother on anything.

I noticed that too, but I've been trying to ignore it because it would be embarrassing to get a boner at work
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SmartMuffin posted...

dude ive been s*** talking lincoln for five years

where you been?

why only five years?
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SmartMuffin posted...

so why did lincoln repeatedly say, "this isnt about slavery at all"

just for lulz
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I saw a movie that was a fake documentary and it took place in modern America but if the south had won. slavery was still around but slaves were treated well. there was some southern white guy running for president and his opponent wanted to end slavery but he did not. the funny twist at the end was that the slavery-loving candidate was found to be like 1/64th or 1/128th black and under the law that meant he was legally black, forfeiting all his rights including being in politics, so he killed himself.
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On_The_Pence posted...

She mostly sucks. Her show was fine though (granted, Kurt Metzger was the lead writer and he's brilliant).

I'm mostly annoyed that she hangs out with the best comedians in the world so it hurts to watch them white knight her whenever she's called out.

yeah white knighting is annoying.
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CeraSeptem posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Bane_Of_Despair posted...

I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future.

This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina.

why are you being coy

I was being drunk and high. whatever else I was being was a direct result of that.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Is she the one in those old navy commercials Trying to hit on her ex in front of his family and wife?

They were the worst commercials

is that what that is? I never picked up on who the other people are, just that Amy Schumer is getting naked in a store in front of people... but that's probably also because I rarely glance up when commercials are on when I forget to mute the TV.
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ugh, well regardless of what is or is not a meme, vlado sucks
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is journos a meme too or just this topic title?
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Kim sucks
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the title of this topic is grammatical trash. is it meant to be edgy? is vlado more prone to misuse words than I've noticed before? I mean "journos" was embarrassing enough, but I just kinda half assumed he did that because that topic title was fairly long so maybe he had to cut back on a few characters, but that is clearly not the case here.
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damn I will not be able to vote for my birth year :(
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FigureOfSpeech posted...

Vlado posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

could you maybe elaborate on your perspective instead of just demanding everyone share it?

Read the post I replied to, and the post it replies to.

Read the post that you just replied to.

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foolm0r0n posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

lock you in a room and subject you to weeks or months of psychological torture without necessarily physically harming you in any way

He already posts on b8

true, but he can walk away for any length of time at will.
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"As far as politics goes, time will prove me right soon enough. :)" -Vlado, militant Trump supporter from Bulgaria
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vlado, when you are that patronizing and condescending, you make me want to lock you in a room and subject you to weeks or months of psychological torture without necessarily physically harming you in any way, but I don't have the resources or the means to ensure I'd be able to pull it off without consequences :/
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penis
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I f***ing hate that song
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Vlado posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

could you maybe elaborate on your perspective instead of just demanding everyone share it?

Read the post I replied to, and the post it replies to.

Read the post that you just replied to.
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Vlado posted...

foolm0r0n posted...

No you weren't, because that didn't happen

lmfao, look at this denial.

what am I looking at? I don't see anything that suggests that your point of view makes any sense as opposed to foolmo's. what exactly do you think happened that warranted the reaction you gave about "destroying" and what-not? could you maybe elaborate on your perspective instead of just demanding everyone share it?
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foolm0r0n posted...

You were commenting on some crazy dream your brain cooked up.

this is called vladoing.
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GuessMyUserName posted...

I legitimately didn't know anybody still said pwned in the entire 21st century

look at who said it and think about which century the person lives in >_>
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Not_an_Owl posted...

is heterosexual propaganda harmful to children

no it's beautiful apparently
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have we interacted?
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the last time my bus was that late, it was because it got stuck in some stupid Halloween parade the week before Halloween...
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foolm0r0n posted...

JeffreyRaze posted...

Basically, by wanting the government to be able to censor children's media, you want the government to be allowed to determine what is harmful and then block it. Globalists are presumably powerful enough to influence the government. Basically, by giving the government that power, you give the globalists that power. You are handing the globalists control over all media children consume. Do you disagree with any of this?

You are like 4 levels deeper than Vlado's brain has ever gone and will ever go

yeah he gets stuck in loops in the outer levels a lot.
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vlado, what do you think is the best strategy of establishing space government?
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this has no significance to me. I'm sure I'd personally find the video disturbing, but my opinion of -LusterSoldier- is not affected in any way by this.

I don't like how this looks on my phone. the first hyphen is not being displayed on the same line as the rest of the username...
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Kenri posted...

MoogleKupo141 posted...

are you suggesting we'd all be gay if we lived on the sun

it's not gay if it's in space

that's a good point. space is outside of globalism's jurisdiction because it's not earth anymore.
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TheRock1525 posted...

MoogleKupo141 posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

So why does gay sex occur in animals if it's not a natural thing?

wi-fi signals turn them gay

No it's stuff in the water!

But that might be just frogs.

frogs aren't gay. I mean some species are trans, but that's just to keep gender numbers even...
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"As far as politics goes, time will prove me right soon enough. :)" -Vlado, militant Trump supporter from Bulgaria
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Peace___Frog posted...

Vlado posted...

If we lived on the sun

I'd love to be able to fly

I mean... "on" implying a solid surface...
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Vlado posted...

MoogleKupo141 posted...

so then, hypothetically, were the concept of seeing a gay person not harmful, removing it would be censorship?

If we lived on the sun instead of the Earth, maybe our bodies would have been different. Doesn't matter in the conversation.

I have too many questions to even know where to start...
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Vlado posted...

Given your behaviour in the last 3 years, that is highly unlikely. You're a run-of-the-mill globalist pretending to be "libertarian" because you really need to appear hip on a gaming message board on the internet.

now who's projecting?
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what is emotion and which competing side has it?
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"As far as politics goes, time will prove me right soon enough. :)" -Vlado, militant Trump supporter from Bulgaria
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Vlado posted...

foolm0r0n posted...

Vlado posted...

Assuming that people have the ability to reason


oops

Yep. With people like you, evidently the better idea doesn't automatically win. Fortunately, most people aren't like you.

GuessMyUserName posted...

http://i.imgur.com/yXqHWdH.jpg

Ehh, context is no doubt missing, but we don't need to be as hostile as SJWs. We win using rationality. In the missing context, guy was most likely provoked by some SJW crazies.

This quote isn't related to nationalism, either.

if he has taken sjw crazies seriously enough to be provoked by them, he has already proven he's incapable of rational thought. you, vlado COULD win with rationality, but you've already lost and you've lost badly... because you've given the crazies so much more credit than they deserve that you've inflated your sense of how much power they have and thus bought into counter ideologies that are equally as troubling as the ideologies of the sjw crazies.

the sjw movement is like a tiny stove fire but you see it as a bellowing inferno and you've unleashed a flood upon the kitchen that has caused more damage from all the water than was being caused by the fire. rationality, had you been in possession of it, would have told you to just take what was burning off the stove and toss it in the sink. no more fire. no massive flood damage.

what do sjws want more than anything else? to be taken seriously. they're your worst enemy, but you're their best friend, because you give them exactly what they want. think about that.
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so vladdy how badly do you want to fellate JonTron now that he shares each and every one of your views 100%?
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kevwaffles posted...

Some people swear by bloody maries. Personally I'll stick with mimosas for my semi-acceptable morning drinking.

See, that sounds good.
How much different can it be then OJ and Sprite

OJ and sprite doesn't contain alcohol
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Dragon66116 posted...

Closer

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