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Topic | Always. Save. EVERYTHING. on the internet! |
Aressar 04/29/23 4:51:34 PM #64 | HagenEx posted... People actually go back to the same porn? These days it's getting harder and harder to find quality porn videos, especially now that dumb unappealing stuff seems to be becoming the norm, like those stupid 'faceless' amateur vids. 15 years ago I'd find good porn in no time (and not just because my favorite vids were still around back then). Nowadays it seems normal to have to scroll around for at least half an hour to find a quality porn vid that hits the right spot. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | It is estimated 99 percent of all species that ever lived on Earth are extinct |
Aressar 04/26/23 3:06:59 PM #9 | Forest_Temple posted... How does it work? - A species exists. - A member of that species is born with a mutation or displays slightly different behaviour. - If that mutation or behaviour is advantageous, it can increase the chances of survival for that specific species member. - If that species member procreates, it passes on the mutation or behavioural trait to its offspring. There are now two different types of the same species. - Eventually, the habitat the species finds itself in may change due to various circumstances, like food scarcity or environmental changes. - One species type might be better suited to survive in the new circumstances, whereas the other might not. - The latter type has a lower chance of survival and eventually dies out, whereas the surviving type thrives. - Repeat this kind of process for hundreds of millions of years, and there you have evolution. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | It is estimated 99 percent of all species that ever lived on Earth are extinct |
Aressar 04/26/23 2:10:21 PM #2 | Not that surprising, if you know how evolution works. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | In Resident Evil 4, what would the president do if Ashely became a monster? |
Aressar 04/24/23 1:16:31 PM #4 | ironman2009 posted... Cries and puts her down. Like any father would. More like keeping her alive "bEcUz mUh lEgAcY" like a ticking timebomb for the next outbreak to happen. Like any father with money and power would. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | So what type of firearm should I buy? |
Aressar 04/23/23 1:38:42 PM #20 | Try asking your doctor for a viagra prescription instead. It's a lot less of a hassle, no danger to anyone, yet it has the same desired effect. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Elon thinks birth control could spell the end of humanity. |
Aressar 04/23/23 1:55:35 AM #6 | I really don't get it. If he gave a shit at all about humanity and/or the world at first, did he just go mad with power? And if he was actually like this all along, why did he come out as a stereotypical comical rich villain much later in his fame? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Toxic things that teachers do... |
Aressar 04/22/23 4:00:18 PM #10 | "Either the culprit steps forward or the entire class gets punished." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/21/23 4:41:21 AM #333 | Shortly after I built a hundred floors, the game started lagging quite noticeably, so from that point on I decided to build a bridge all the way to the top the Aurora. Now that was a pain in the ass. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AACq3xAADVzZ.jpg --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/20/23 4:57:52 PM #331 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/6/AACq3xAADVzY.jpg I'll get off this planet one way or another, even if I have to build all the way to the mooooooon! (Had too much time on my hands in Creative Mode) --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 2 black holes have been found a bit too close for comfort to our solar system |
Aressar 04/19/23 5:05:00 AM #37 | I bet it's actually a plot from [insert rival country/political faction] to get us to move to another solar system. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What kind of self-care products do you use in the shower? |
Aressar 04/17/23 7:52:27 PM #6 | Bump --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Star Wars: Republic Commando is the next Switch game trial |
Aressar 04/17/23 1:37:32 PM #6 | I wonder if there's a mod in the making (or perhaps already available) that makes it somewhat more playable on PC. I replayed it a couple of months ago and it had lot more hiccups than I remember. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What kind of self-care products do you use in the shower? |
Aressar 04/16/23 5:29:09 AM #1 | Alright, so we've seen plenty of topics about how often everyone showers and mocking each other about that. Now let's crank it up a bit. When you shower, do you use any self-care products (like shampoo, soap, bodywash, scrub, etc)? And if so, do you go through that whole routine every shower session or like once every few sessions? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Which is the nicest or best Airport that you've ever been in? |
Aressar 04/16/23 5:22:31 AM #21 | None of the dozen or so I've visited so far. Then again, I dont like traveling by airplane or being at airports in general. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Would you marry a Mormon girl? |
Aressar 04/16/23 3:27:19 AM #37 | tehzeldafanboy posted... That's true, the religion itself is weird af but the people are the nicest people you'll meet (also weird tho) and really the only true Christians left on earth from what I can tell I bet all branches of Christianity consider themselves to be the only true Christians left on Earth. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Would you marry a Mormon girl? |
Aressar 04/15/23 2:52:35 AM #21 | What is this about magic underwear? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/14/23 2:50:34 PM #312 | The_Korey posted... River Prowlers. They're not electric. Easier to kill. I think Accolon was referring to Ampeels. Those are more dangerous than River Prowlers, as Ampeels can actually damage the Cyclops. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/11/23 5:38:08 PM #292 | Cobra1010 posted... I think you're supposed to make a second base in the lost river. Or at least where that beautiful tree is cause its safe there. There's nothing you're actually 'supposed' to do, considering it's an open world sandbox game with little to no handholding. You can build a base anywhere you like. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/10/23 6:30:18 PM #286 | Xerun posted... And then you get the Cyclops and everything just slows down. God forbid you forget something in the Lost River youll take an hour just to get back. You don't have to bring the whole Cyclops back if you forget something. You can just use whatever vehicle you have docked inside the Cyclops. Hopefully Subnautica 2 learns from this Below Zero is 2. But yeah I'm definitely hoping for another sequel. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Woman finds out she is related to her husband after having 3 kids together |
Aressar 04/10/23 6:21:49 PM #12 | I do wonder why she'd announce it publicly like that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do you believe men should pay for the first date? |
Aressar 04/10/23 6:06:48 PM #19 | I'm always prepared for the possibility that I'm the one paying, but for a first date meal I prefer splitting. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/10/23 6:03:44 PM #284 | I don't mind the Cyclops being bulky and unwieldy. It already comes with so many advantages, it stands to reason that for gameplay purposes there'd be a few downsides, just like with the other vehicles. The trick is basically not to rush things with it (unless you have to make a fast escape), and to take your time to prepare it in any way you can and get used to the controls before taking it out. I actually somewhat enjoy having to carefully navigate the Cyclops through confined areas. Makes it feels all the more satisfying when I do make it through successfully. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Which long gone CEuser do you want a ''Where are dey now'' bio? |
Aressar 04/10/23 5:53:28 PM #18 | Flauros posted... Mr_Karate_II I still see him post here from time to time. No meltdowns though. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Guys, please stop saying "Shut the fuck up." |
Aressar 04/09/23 1:31:36 AM #3 | Be silent, please. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/09/23 1:31:05 AM #274 | Important note: when you're not piloting the Cyclops, be sure that both the engine and Silent Running are turned off. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Milk first then cereal |
Aressar 04/09/23 1:26:32 AM #20 | What kind of heresy is this? Also, everyone knows that soggy cereals are superior. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do girl friends really ask each other 'how was your sex last night' all da time? |
Aressar 04/08/23 12:25:50 PM #6 | Pepys_Monster posted... Were a bunch of men in our mid 30s, and this is what we spend our time contemplating. It's definitely more productive subject matter than sharing every tweet surrounding Trump and Musk. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Has a chick ever asked you to choke her during sex? >___> |
Aressar 04/07/23 5:34:27 PM #44 | Hoodroar posted... respect women Are you saying Vegy should respect women by choking them? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Best Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 128 (Final Round) |
Aressar 04/07/23 5:19:25 PM #6 | It was obvious who was gonna win this thing since literally the first round. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/07/23 11:57:32 AM #268 | The_Korey posted... Normal multipurpose room tanks kan fit 10 fish, but the one for large rooms is more. Hard to kount, but it's at least 15. 20 for an Alien Containment in a Large Room. I recently learned that when stacking them, you don't even have to build them exactly on top of each other, as long as they're still adjacent to each other by two-thirds. That allows for even more architectural creativity. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/06/23 8:24:28 PM #266 | Also good to know: if you have multiple rooms built on top of each other and build Alien Containments in them, they'll form one big Alien Containment, which can fit more creatures. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Who's the first person named Geoff that comes to mind? |
Aressar 04/05/23 11:02:14 PM #34 | https://youtu.be/YtLh085JQjs --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/04/23 6:31:05 AM #245 | pegusus123456 posted... I don't know if it's a bug. Sometimes your lifepod spawns a little closer to the crash site and the Reaper can just follow you home. Then because they don't despawn, he just hangs out there. What I've read from other players who have experienced this, it seems that when Reapers are injured they will automatically swim to coordinates 0.0.0 (where Lifepod 5 is) and hang out there. Not sure why. I've never experienced it myself, but then again I always flee when a Reaper spots me. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/03/23 8:38:07 PM #236 | The_Korey posted... Seabases have markers? Or or do you mean beacons/kameras? The latter. Mormaurd posted... Decided to start a new file after a long time thanks to this topic. One time I decided to build a vertical tube connecting my seabase to the surface, and it happened to be right in the circling route of a reefback, which ended up getting stuck against it. Eventually the reefback got itself loose as it's slowly turning, but it made for a pretty funny picture: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AACq3xAAEWWY.jpg --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Kaiden > Ashley |
Aressar 04/03/23 8:00:46 PM #34 | BurmesePenguin posted... Are snipers particularly good in ME3 as companions? I think so, at least when equipping them with something at least as strong as a Mantis. Very effective for quickly picking off a groups of enemies. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Kaiden > Ashley |
Aressar 04/03/23 7:01:41 PM #30 | Gameplay-wise I actually prefer keeping Ashley alive over Kaidan, because imo snipers > any non-warp biotic (though I'll probably summon the biotic defense force by saying that). As for Ashley's xenophobia, I don't really notice any of that after ME1 and I never really replay 1. Did like 3 full playthroughs of that ever. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Subnautica is too fucking scary. |
Aressar 04/03/23 12:00:12 PM #227 | Pikachuchupika posted... lol Well, you can always turn off any markers that aren't too important at that moment. The only ones I have on all the time are Lifepod 5 and any seabases I've built. There are quite a few maps to be found online, but personally I think it's much more fun to play without one, as it adds the immersion of having to figure stuff out on your own. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | if a barbarian has 100 gold and the rogue steals half of it... |
Aressar 04/03/23 7:14:50 AM #6 | The rogue gets dead, because the barbarian will do a bunch of damage per strike, whereas the rogue will do crap damage in the hopes that one strike will be a critical hit. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Scenario: Vladimir Putin is banging on your door, asking to use your toilet |
Aressar 04/02/23 8:14:56 PM #7 | Tomorrow's headline: "Vladimir Putin leaned too far into the toilet and accidentally flushed himself" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | People always ask which Trek has the best captain but what about best crew? |
Aressar 04/01/23 4:45:17 PM #28 | cjsdowg posted... Most of the issues would have been solved if they listened to Worf. Then the Federation would most definitely be at war with every species they encounter. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is this normal? |
Aressar 03/31/23 7:47:32 AM #4 | Foppe posted... If you want an appetizer, then order an appetizer instead of eating somebody else. This. Topic over. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Trump just got indicted?! |
Aressar 03/30/23 5:54:16 PM #18 | White_Queen posted... Chances of actual conviction and jail time? The whole point of waiting this long to actually get it over with was to have a solid case ready. The time it might actually take for the trial to be over though... --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Fellas, I think I finally found a way to clean the lower half of your body. |
Aressar 03/30/23 4:58:16 PM #15 | Hhnnnggg, this topic is making me wanna reach down and rub my --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Ever fuck up the spelling of a word so bad that even auto correct has no idea? |
Aressar 03/30/23 4:33:22 PM #4 | Yup, especially whenever I get the first letter wrong. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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