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TopicPoorly balanced weapons.
Aressar
04/27/24 4:44:57 PM
#9
Those overly powerful weapons that always cause tons of unintented splash damage to yourself, other characters and everything in the vicinity. But the majority of players seems to love these kind of weapons for some reason.

Big example: Fat Man from Fallout 3/New Vegas

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TopicCool Spot
Aressar
04/27/24 9:10:00 AM
#11
Had some good times with Spot Goes To Hollywood. I remember it being quite difficult, but almost each level felt huge and unique. Lots of hidden stuff too, especially in the horror levels.

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TopicWell it's been real CE
Aressar
04/27/24 7:25:49 AM
#143
Whiterun_Guard_ posted...
someone called her a troll. how weird.

Everyone here has been called a troll at some point. It's CE's kneejerk reaction when they're not sure how to react to something and don't want to risk looking dumb.

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TopicWhat will the last person on CE win?
Aressar
04/26/24 11:10:08 PM
#8
Bragging rights

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TopicThey got Hollywood Jeff
Aressar
04/25/24 6:16:31 PM
#147
At this rate CE won't even last 'til the election.

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TopicWhat RPG made you like the genre
Aressar
04/23/24 5:49:56 PM
#29
It was either Fallout 1 or Betrayal in Antara. I first played their demos (and eventually full versions) around the same time.

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TopicYou arrive at da beach and see DIS
Aressar
04/22/24 2:39:34 PM
#8
Lose faith in humanity probably, although I've seen videos where it's much, much worse than that. Like plastic trash floating on wide rivers as far as the eye can see.

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TopicATTN: DToast
Aressar
04/22/24 2:35:54 PM
#23
bT-p_q-Td posted...
What's your problem? I've never seen that image before.

It's just one of those nonsensical things some people post because they tell themselves it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious'. Part of CE has never outgrown that phase.

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Topicpeople who scream when they sneeze-
Aressar
04/21/24 5:44:02 PM
#89
I can understand that some people cannoy suppress some vocal sound wheb they sneeze, but I'm actually convinced that most overly loud sneezers (or dad-sneezers as I call them) do so just be like "hey look everyone, I exist! Isn't that just awesome and hilarious lol"

I'll die on this hill.

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Topicwould you leave GFAQS if Fandom banned swearing?
Aressar
04/19/24 12:14:22 PM
#25
Nah, I've lived with the no-swearing rule just fine before the profanity filter was installed. Wouldn't be a problem for me to go back, as long as we can still censor words like ****ing this, and use substitute words like 'deed' instead of 'fap'.

I'd probably leave completely if they'd actually close down CE though. I barely visit the other boards these days, especially since the boards for games I like are mostly (as good as) dead.

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TopicAre people ACTUALLY upset that Horny-Posting is banned?
Aressar
04/18/24 10:08:12 PM
#68
Solid_Sonic posted...
I don't care for posts that try to compare a specific microcosm to the "great many injustices of our broken society" and try to render the debate irrelevant.

It's a relevant subject for the place we are in right now. Getting uppity about how ineffectual the debate is misses the point. It's about what goes on here, not out there.

That doesn't really help support the point. It's like saying "I don't like the way the topics are listed, therefor GameFAQs should change it!"

I'd get it if you don't like hornyposting and there'd be hornyposting topics that don't give it away, and you'd only find out once you enter it and see the pics. But that almost never the case, is it? If you don't like the subject matter of a topic, just don't click it. It really is that simple.

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TopicAre people ACTUALLY upset that Horny-Posting is banned?
Aressar
04/18/24 7:02:04 PM
#52
I bet the people who actually tell themselves they get 'upset' at hornyposting are the same kind of people who make a fuss of nothingburgers like 'necrobumping'. Touch grass already, friend. There's actually a lot of stuff in the world to get upset about, but those two things are objectively not among them.

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TopicDo you like "pacifist" options in video games?
Aressar
04/10/24 4:14:04 PM
#13
Not sure how much it counts, but these days whenever I play Subnautica I almost always do a vegetarian playthrough. Makes the game a little more challenging, as you have to be more resourceful and proactive when it comes to foraging.
The only times I do kill a creature is if I accidentally bump into them with a vehicle.

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TopicI'm a person and my name is Anakin
Aressar
04/10/24 3:26:39 PM
#2
He is a person and his name is Robert Paulsen.

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TopicName a game you wish had more difficult battles than it does
Aressar
04/09/24 1:00:52 PM
#16
Fallout: New Vegas

Enemies are either pretty easy to beat, or they're flat-out impossible to beat because you're too low-level.

Fortunately, Lonesome Road provides a good challenge where lots of enemies are very tough but not impossible to beat. Wish it had more of that.

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TopicLeast favorite burger veggie topping?
Aressar
04/09/24 12:47:24 PM
#9
Jalapeos

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who have some measure of self-respect, and those who voluntarily eat spicy food.

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TopicWhat's the general consensus on Michael Jackson?
Aressar
04/08/24 4:31:06 PM
#15
I consider some of his music to be pretty good. Pretty eccentric guy, but that's no surprise considering it's lonely at the top, and he objectively was at the top.
He has been in awkward situations concerning minors (not just the molestation allegations but also stuff like lifting his baby child over the balcony to show off to the press), but as a rule of thumb I'll let actual judges be the literal judge of such things.

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TopicWhat are some excellent games provided you haven't played any in the series?
Aressar
04/08/24 8:12:27 AM
#5
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Fallout 3's pretty fun if you go in with no knowledge of how much better it could have been.

This. I believe this is the main reason it became so popular, especially considering how a lot of people who play(ed) it had not played any of the other Fallouts before.

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TopicOther Asian wives: Classy, sophisticated, wholesome.
Aressar
04/07/24 12:10:40 PM
#7
Assuming she doesn't do that in front of everyone, it shows that she feels truly comfortable around you. Sign of true love, man.

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TopicBreaking news: w rizz gyatt kai cenat sigma baby gronk
Aressar
04/04/24 7:04:14 PM
#11
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TopicDo you go to bars or clubs often?
Aressar
04/04/24 4:41:13 PM
#55
I visit one or two bars pretty much weekly. I can count the amount of times I've been to a club on one hand.

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TopicDo u think Israel is going to cost Biden the election?
Aressar
04/03/24 2:42:19 PM
#255
So it boils down to a crappy choice or an absolutely horrible choice (and any other choice will literally have no impact whatsoever). What else is new in Murrica.

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TopicDo u think Israel is going to cost Biden the election?
Aressar
04/02/24 8:49:19 PM
#15
Nah. Knowing the masses, they'll have long forgotten about Israel and moved on to the next major issue by the time the election is here.

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TopicYou get $150,000 from an inheritance, how long can you make that last?
Aressar
04/02/24 7:13:10 PM
#42
That'd probably be my best chance of actually being able to buy a house on my own as opposed to renting. Aside from that, it would last me long enough, as I have no intention of ever having children.

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TopicVegy (M) holy shit!!
Aressar
04/01/24 3:23:28 PM
#28
Does that mean Vegy can get back to being his old self again?

I mean, the only people who'd be bothered by that are the same people who get worked up about inconsequential nothingburgers like necrobumping or Suspended/Banned topics.

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TopicI miss NihonOctopus he is going to be away for a while
Aressar
03/31/24 1:00:23 PM
#213
I bet the people who actually managed to convince themselves that Neon and Vegy are really that bad are the same people who choose to get worked up about inconsequential nothingburgers like necrobumping and Suspended/Banned topics.

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TopicWhat are things video games, shows and movies often get wrong?
Aressar
03/28/24 10:43:37 PM
#27
Breaking into (semi-)public buildings. Most such buildings have sensor and/or proximity alarm systems these days, so breaking in (at least in ways you often see in fiction) undetected is pretty much impossible. And no, they aren't the cool kind with laser tripwires that you can jump around. They cover literally the entire room.

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Topicwhat's your music hot take?
Aressar
03/25/24 9:58:15 PM
#36
The melody verses of What's Going On by 4 Non-Blondes sound similar to Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin.

I guess it's not much of a 'hot' take, but whenever I say this, people react like "wtf are you smoking"

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TopicPornstars leave a timeless legacy where people will masturbate to you even upon
Aressar
03/25/24 9:52:11 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/68468ee3.jpg

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TopicWhy does The Godfather logo have a puppeteer handle and string?
Aressar
03/22/24 8:14:37 PM
#10
The characters you see in the movies are actually hyperrealistic-looking puppets.

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TopicKeep laughing, zoomers. Pretty soon YOU'LL be the boomers.
Aressar
03/22/24 8:10:03 PM
#4
Pretty soon you'll be longing for how things were in the good ol' days and think that supporting conservative movements will actually help with that.

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TopicEver since they banned horny, Gamefaqs numbers have been plummeting!
Aressar
03/20/24 7:50:41 AM
#25
On the other hand, it is now allowed to mention names from porn sites (as long as you don't link to those sites):
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80721929/979384993

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TopicWhich girl's rizz do you like the most?
Aressar
03/17/24 9:16:35 PM
#6
Xatrion posted...
I'm sorry, her what now?

Another slang term children these days use that will have been completely forgotten about a year from now.

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TopicI'm leaving
Aressar
03/17/24 1:12:45 PM
#5
Ok, see you tomorrow

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TopicIts 6 am on a fucking saturday, why da FUCK are you fucking awake?
Aressar
03/16/24 7:12:57 AM
#17
Because today's da day I'm gonna catch Bigfoot.

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TopicLook at this fucking cat
Aressar
03/15/24 1:07:07 PM
#10
Looks like "pet me" or "pick me up", but that may just be wishful thinking on my part.

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TopicPost your favorite water music from video games
Aressar
03/15/24 12:56:39 PM
#5
Sonic 3
Hydrocity Zone act 1:
https://youtu.be/1K1rV9kFs6I?si=Wc9-VAmp7WJwDFSF

Act 2:
https://youtu.be/RPYzgCI6Q1I?si=iSTqUPeiAX00Fw7G

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TopicStarted watching dragon ball and lol, da whole journey started cause *spoilers*
Aressar
03/13/24 7:11:15 PM
#5
It's even sillier than in DBZ, where everything happened because Piccolo couldn't shut up about the dragon balls to Radditz.

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TopicBest Dragon Ball Character Tournament: Round 103
Aressar
03/13/24 7:08:49 PM
#8
As I opened the topic my finger moved to Trunks (Future) without even looking at the opponent. Mr Satan is quite the character, but very few characters are cooler than Future Trunks imo.

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TopicBob Hoskins did not hold back on how he felt about Super Mario Bros.
Aressar
03/12/24 3:20:30 PM
#8
Honestly, I love that movie, and not even in a 'so bad it's funny' kind of way. It definitely has its flaws, but to this day I still find it to be exciting and comedic. If anything, I kind of feel John Leguizamo (who played Luigi) shined a little more in it than Hoskins.

Then again, I never really understood the whole concept of 'so bad it's funny'. Me, I either like a movie, I don't, or I just don't care for it much.

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TopicDo the FRIENDS writers straight up forget that Ross and Monica are siblings?
Aressar
03/12/24 1:47:54 PM
#25
My sister and I hold each other like that sometimes. Usually when comforting each other, or sharing in something we both feel emotional about, like a song or a scene from a movie. Granted, it's relevant to say I consider her to be one of my closest friends. I have the same with other close female friends.

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TopicFuck man, I gotta go to trial today >_>
Aressar
03/12/24 7:30:23 AM
#4
Go for the Picard convincing speech thing. If that doesn't work, demand trial by combat.

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Topicdid anyone else feel bad for the ginyu force?
Aressar
03/12/24 7:12:25 AM
#17
Freaking love the Ginyu Force. Jeice was always my favorite, but at least he lost fair and square against Vegeta, whereas Vegeta killed the others when they were either caught off-guard or already KO'd.

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