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TopicI need a good joke really quickly
Aressar
02/17/22 7:52:47 PM
#12
Man walks into a bar and says "ow!"

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TopicQanon nutfucks now think Chicago is the new holy land apparently
Aressar
02/16/22 11:17:58 AM
#5
Illinois nazis.

I hate Illinois nazis.

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TopicImagine retiring here with your hot white wife
Aressar
02/15/22 8:08:10 AM
#2
It could be the shade but she kinda looks mixed at least. All good with me.

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TopicThe Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer.
Aressar
02/14/22 12:18:12 PM
#57
AltyMcAltface posted...
Galadriel and Elrond were both depicted in the trailer

Ah, alright. Didn't realize that was them.

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TopicThe Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer.
Aressar
02/14/22 12:07:18 PM
#54
Curious to see how this will turn out. I expect Galadriel and Elrond will both appear in this, as they were both alive during that time, and they both ended up being ring-bearers.

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TopicYou get a cute white wife but you and your family must live here forever
Aressar
02/13/22 5:54:58 PM
#6
As long as they have blue milk there, I'm in.

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Topicsplit bill on large family dinner w/my brother in law, he tipped 60%
Aressar
02/13/22 5:31:26 PM
#5
Fuck that. He tips that much, that's on him. There's exactly zero reason for you to match the tip.

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TopicOne of my female friends randomly asked me to go to Amsterdam with her
Aressar
02/12/22 6:28:01 PM
#17
That copypaste response has got to be one of the lamest fads CE has ever had.

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TopicI need to know the rules of Current Events
Aressar
02/11/22 6:42:20 PM
#18
If you're not really sure how to respond to a topic, just say the TC is a troll or someone's alt. You'll look smarter that way.

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TopicDid you just fart?
Aressar
02/11/22 6:37:07 PM
#8
I literally just did when I saw this topic, but it was a silent rip. Those are even worse.

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TopicAnything I miss in the last several days?
Aressar
02/11/22 12:41:40 PM
#2
A few of Vegy's accounts got banned. He's still around though.

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TopicLego Spice Girls brickheadz revealed.
Aressar
02/11/22 10:53:23 AM
#8
16+? Am I supposed to be potentially sexually aroused by this or something?

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TopicATTN Vegans of CE, what do you eat in a typical week?
Aressar
02/11/22 10:19:45 AM
#6
Tagging for results. The biggest challenge to me seems how to keep things nutritious, varied and tasty.

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TopicShe says ''Look, you finally found the disney princess you've been looking for''
Aressar
02/10/22 7:49:09 PM
#5
Who posted

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TopicShe says ''Look, you finally found the disney princess you've been looking for''
Aressar
02/10/22 7:45:54 PM
#3
That's not Arwen's Evenstar. Get off my land, imposter!

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TopicWhat are your "porn peeves"?
Aressar
02/09/22 7:19:23 PM
#63
Faceless porn, especially since it's been getting more popular lately.
I get that it provides the opportunity to make porn while remaining anonymous, but if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be.

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TopicTiktok is rightfully the king of social media now
Aressar
02/09/22 1:19:43 PM
#48
Tiktok seriously reminds me of a little kid wanting to show a little trick or skill (which is usually not that hard or not that interesting) to their family, and family is like clapping and going all "yaaaay!"

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TopicAll that Rogan stuff makes me wonder: When is it ever okay for a non-black
Aressar
02/09/22 5:02:56 AM
#69
AldoMontoya posted...
Not ok for anyone to say it, even black people.

I agree, though that doesn't change the fact that it's considered socially acceptable for black people to say it, regardless of context, and I'm wondering why that is.

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TopicAll that Rogan stuff makes me wonder: When is it ever okay for a non-black
Aressar
02/08/22 7:22:51 PM
#61
Serious question: why actually is it considered acceptable for black people to use it?

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TopicHow much time should a PAID LUNCH BREAK be? Should it be paid at all?
Aressar
02/08/22 4:40:50 PM
#11
Unless maybe if you're self-employed, there is no such thing as a paid lunch break.

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TopicImagine going on a 10 day vacation with her
Aressar
02/08/22 8:53:57 AM
#8
monkmith posted...
sounds expensive.

This. Judging on looks alone, I get the impression she never pays for anything when going out, yet expects high-class treatment.

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Topicwill another good fallout game ever come out
Aressar
02/08/22 6:28:07 AM
#4
Not as long as Bethesda is making it. Unless maybe if Chris Avellone decides to join them and they let him do his thing.

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Topic1200 Dutch residents to egg Bezo's superyacht since he removed historic bridge
Aressar
02/07/22 11:06:39 AM
#19
Oh no, not eggs. Anything but that.

At least throw something that's actually hard to clean up.

Knowing the Dutch police, they won't make a big fuss out of it. I expect they'll either close off the road, or fine a few troublemakers to set an example.

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TopicSo what did Vegy get banned for?
Aressar
02/07/22 9:17:24 AM
#41
There are users who are way way worse than Vegy. People making ranting in hyperbole about how terrible he is is what creates a much more toxic atmosphere imo.

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TopicMods have won. I think I'm leaving CE, fuck this.
Aressar
02/07/22 8:33:22 AM
#34
Vegy posted...
Poll don't matter anymore

I am not even trying

Glad you're not completely gone tbh. CE would be pretty lame without you. More than usual at least.

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TopicStacey Abrams poses maskless in room full of young masked children
Aressar
02/06/22 3:49:12 PM
#14
assboobsgames posted...
Children are the lowest risk group. Why are they masked in class?

Children are the least likely to get sick, but they can still carry and transmit the virus.

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TopicHave you seen Mad Max Fury Road?
Aressar
02/04/22 5:38:58 PM
#9
Rarely have I been that blown away by a theater movie. Definitely among those few that are actually well worth the extra widescreen/IMAX bucks.
Not 3D though. That makes literally any movie experience worse.

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TopicWhat are your thoughts on the movie Cloud Atlas with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry?
Aressar
01/31/22 6:19:41 AM
#15
LeoRavus posted...
@Aressar I watched it again and don't see how any acts impacted the future.

Like, the guy who shot himself in the bathtub in the 1930's was interrogating the Korean woman in the future. What did him shooting himself have to do with anything?

I guess I'll never get it.

There are quite a few acts and connections which impacted later events in one way or another, though here are the most significant ones:
Adam Ewing's (Jim Sturgess) acts described in his journal influenced Robert Frobisher (Ben Whishaw), whose letters and music would in turn influence Luisa Rey (Halle Berry), after Rey met Frobisher's lover Sixsmith. All this eventually culminated in her finding the courage to take it upon herself to uncover a corporate conspiracy and prevent an environmental disaster.

Some of this is directly shown in the trailer:
https://youtu.be/hWnAqFyaQ5s

As for the later three periods of time:
Timothy Cavendish (Jim Broadbent) wrote a book describing his ordeal, which was later adapted into a movie, which was seen by Sonmi-451 (Doona Bae) who then joined the resistance and gave a widely broadcasted speech (which may have been what led to the downfall of the dystopia she lived in, though this connection is not directly shown), and later became a religious figure to Zachry (Tom Hanks), who then helped Meronym activate the mountain facility to send a distress signal to an off-world human colony which saved them and other remaining humans, as Earth was no longer habitable due to radiation.

The point of the movie was how through a chain of causality, even small, seemingly insignificant acts of kindness can end up making a profound, meaningful impact later on, like Cavendish making the decision to help Mr Meeks escape with him and the others, despite having a low opinion of Meeks. Later on however, Meeks ends up saving them all by rallying a Scottish football fans in the pub to their aid. If that hadn't happened, Cavendish wouldn't have gotten to write his book, and none of the later events would have unfolded the way they did.

Hope this helped clearing up a few things.

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TopicWhat are your thoughts on the movie Cloud Atlas with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry?
Aressar
01/30/22 6:22:20 AM
#7
I think it's truly excellent, a work of art even. I especially enjoy the aspect of how the smallest, seemingly insignificant acts can have profound impact many years later on a whole different generation.

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TopicWhat sort of sociopolitical fallout would occur if the US cut ties with Israel?
Aressar
01/27/22 9:00:42 PM
#6
Someone in Israel will lead a group of survivors to safety, and that person will have a book written about them, just like a zillion other Bible characters.

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TopicWhat are some underappreciated usernames in your opinion?
Aressar
01/27/22 8:57:20 PM
#3
I remember this guy on CE not too long ago who made a topic where he exitedly announced he was gonna be a dad soon. Now when I imagine a parent, I generally picture someone trying their best to be responsible and mature.

Then I read the username:
Drpooplol

That made me snicker like 13-year old.

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TopicKaty Perry or Brie Larson?
Aressar
01/27/22 8:15:10 PM
#8
Jabodie posted...
Fuck! The poll was the opposite of what I expected so I voted incorrectly!

This is kind of Vegy's thing whenever he makes a poll.

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TopicBiden: Ukraine should 'prepare for impact' in the next 24 hours.
Aressar
01/27/22 7:59:09 PM
#13
Sadly, both the Murrican and Russian governments were raised in cultures that actually thinks that 'backing off' equals 'being a lil' *****' by default.

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TopicYour crush sends you ''fucking hell ugly, you gifted me a top too small''
Aressar
01/27/22 6:29:53 PM
#7
V-E-G-Y- posted...
https://i.redd.it/6h5mqsaaofd81.jpg

Or just right

"Achoo!"

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Topic$50 thousand but you're transported to a random place on Earth
Aressar
01/26/22 5:24:19 AM
#23
CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.

"Hm, some of those places sound pretty bad, but I guess there's a chance it won't be too terrib--"

*litterally ends up in the middle of southernmost Antarctica*

Yeah, I ded.

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TopicYou have 3 words to be as mean/cruel as possible to a stranger. What do you say?
Aressar
01/25/22 4:29:16 PM
#7
Your mom sucked.

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Topic"I am the terror that flaps in the night."
Aressar
01/25/22 4:15:49 PM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/9/AACq3xAAC0OX.jpg

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TopicMan dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman in Hollywood. How common is this?
Aressar
01/24/22 10:10:45 PM
#79
I should really be more generous to the homeless. Maybe give them some hot soup.

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TopicThe word "fuck" is now illegal.
Aressar
01/23/22 6:57:33 PM
#33
Trumble posted...
...it's a shitpost.

More like a fuckpost.

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TopicThe word "fuck" is now illegal.
Aressar
01/23/22 1:13:29 PM
#19
Error1355 posted...
Fuck.

Reported!

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TopicThe word "fuck" is now illegal.
Aressar
01/23/22 7:10:26 AM
#15
Is it actually illegal or did you just get modded 'unfairly' once?

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TopicBruh why isn't the RUSSIAN war bigger news?
Aressar
01/23/22 7:01:56 AM
#14
Wonder what the upcoming viral tagline will be?
#don'tlookeast
#don'tmentionthewar

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TopicWait, Princess Jasmine was like 16 and Jafar wanted to hit it?
Aressar
01/22/22 7:33:17 AM
#61
We should really save a copy of these topics discussing/judging age-of consent matters originating from other cultures/eras. Inevitably societal norms will change again eventually, so I'm pretty curious to see what people will consider normal and creepy in 50 or 100 years in contrast to what is considered normal and creepy now.

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TopicRepublican Bill would allow 18yr olds to conceal carry at school.
Aressar
01/22/22 6:17:49 AM
#4
You know, Murrica, a lot of your problems can be solved with viagra instead of guns. It's much less of a hassle.

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TopicRemember when people got so mad over the wrong usage of the word ''literally''?
Aressar
01/21/22 8:48:00 PM
#30
Tsukasa1891 posted...
I know. We need to make Idiocracy a reality as soon as possible.

For all intensive purposes I could careless

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TopicRemember when people got so mad over the wrong usage of the word ''literally''?
Aressar
01/21/22 6:16:16 PM
#15
https://youtu.be/TZBn8-UUQeI

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TopicYour crush sends ''Thanks again for introducing me to Megatech, love you''
Aressar
01/20/22 12:29:11 PM
#3
No problem at all. I also dont mind being a great listener.

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TopicI had no idea Timothy Olyphant was in Scream 2
Aressar
01/19/22 11:41:57 AM
#9
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Spoilers much?

D'oh! I seriously intended to that in the first place, but forgot. Stupid busy work day that forces me to type posts in phases.
Deleted the old post, and here's the repost:

Most of them didn't really stand out, though I did enjoy Liev Schreiber's performance.
In part 1 his character's performance was wrongly accused of the death of Sidney's mother, so now he's repeatedly pushing Sidney to help him get some positive PR, all while Sidney's busy trying to not get killed.

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