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Topic | I need a good joke really quickly |
Aressar 02/17/22 7:52:47 PM #12 | Man walks into a bar --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Qanon nutfucks now think Chicago is the new holy land apparently |
Aressar 02/16/22 11:17:58 AM #5 | Illinois nazis. I hate Illinois nazis. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Imagine retiring here with your hot white wife |
Aressar 02/15/22 8:08:10 AM #2 | It could be the shade but she kinda looks mixed at least. All good with me. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer. |
Aressar 02/14/22 12:18:12 PM #57 | AltyMcAltface posted... Galadriel and Elrond were both depicted in the trailer Ah, alright. Didn't realize that was them. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer. |
Aressar 02/14/22 12:07:18 PM #54 | Curious to see how this will turn out. I expect Galadriel and Elrond will both appear in this, as they were both alive during that time, and they both ended up being ring-bearers. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | You get a cute white wife but you and your family must live here forever |
Aressar 02/13/22 5:54:58 PM #6 | As long as they have blue milk there, I'm in. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | split bill on large family dinner w/my brother in law, he tipped 60% |
Aressar 02/13/22 5:31:26 PM #5 | Fuck that. He tips that much, that's on him. There's exactly zero reason for you to match the tip. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | One of my female friends randomly asked me to go to Amsterdam with her |
Aressar 02/12/22 6:28:01 PM #17 | That copypaste response has got to be one of the lamest fads CE has ever had. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I need to know the rules of Current Events |
Aressar 02/11/22 6:42:20 PM #18 | If you're not really sure how to respond to a topic, just say the TC is a troll or someone's alt. You'll look smarter that way. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Did you just fart? |
Aressar 02/11/22 6:37:07 PM #8 | I literally just did when I saw this topic, but it was a silent rip. Those are even worse. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Anything I miss in the last several days? |
Aressar 02/11/22 12:41:40 PM #2 | A few of Vegy's accounts got banned. He's still around though. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Lego Spice Girls brickheadz revealed. |
Aressar 02/11/22 10:53:23 AM #8 | 16+? Am I supposed to be potentially sexually aroused by this or something? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | ATTN Vegans of CE, what do you eat in a typical week? |
Aressar 02/11/22 10:19:45 AM #6 | Tagging for results. The biggest challenge to me seems how to keep things nutritious, varied and tasty. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | She says ''Look, you finally found the disney princess you've been looking for'' |
Aressar 02/10/22 7:49:09 PM #5 | Who posted --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | She says ''Look, you finally found the disney princess you've been looking for'' |
Aressar 02/10/22 7:45:54 PM #3 | That's not Arwen's Evenstar. Get off my land, imposter! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What are your "porn peeves"? |
Aressar 02/09/22 7:19:23 PM #63 | Faceless porn, especially since it's been getting more popular lately. I get that it provides the opportunity to make porn while remaining anonymous, but if I don't see someone's face I feel zero attraction, no matter how perfect the rest of their body might be. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Tiktok is rightfully the king of social media now |
Aressar 02/09/22 1:19:43 PM #48 | Tiktok seriously reminds me of a little kid wanting to show a little trick or skill (which is usually not that hard or not that interesting) to their family, and family is like clapping and going all "yaaaay!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | All that Rogan stuff makes me wonder: When is it ever okay for a non-black |
Aressar 02/09/22 5:02:56 AM #69 | AldoMontoya posted... Not ok for anyone to say it, even black people. I agree, though that doesn't change the fact that it's considered socially acceptable for black people to say it, regardless of context, and I'm wondering why that is. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | All that Rogan stuff makes me wonder: When is it ever okay for a non-black |
Aressar 02/08/22 7:22:51 PM #61 | Serious question: why actually is it considered acceptable for black people to use it? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | How much time should a PAID LUNCH BREAK be? Should it be paid at all? |
Aressar 02/08/22 4:40:50 PM #11 | Unless maybe if you're self-employed, there is no such thing as a paid lunch break. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Imagine going on a 10 day vacation with her |
Aressar 02/08/22 8:53:57 AM #8 | monkmith posted... sounds expensive. This. Judging on looks alone, I get the impression she never pays for anything when going out, yet expects high-class treatment. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | will another good fallout game ever come out |
Aressar 02/08/22 6:28:07 AM #4 | Not as long as Bethesda is making it. Unless maybe if Chris Avellone decides to join them and they let him do his thing. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 1200 Dutch residents to egg Bezo's superyacht since he removed historic bridge |
Aressar 02/07/22 11:06:39 AM #19 | Oh no, not eggs. Anything but that. At least throw something that's actually hard to clean up. Knowing the Dutch police, they won't make a big fuss out of it. I expect they'll either close off the road, or fine a few troublemakers to set an example. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | So what did Vegy get banned for? |
Aressar 02/07/22 9:17:24 AM #41 | There are users who are way way worse than Vegy. People making ranting in hyperbole about how terrible he is is what creates a much more toxic atmosphere imo. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Mods have won. I think I'm leaving CE, fuck this. |
Aressar 02/07/22 8:33:22 AM #34 | Vegy posted... Poll don't matter anymore Glad you're not completely gone tbh. CE would be pretty lame without you. More than usual at least. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Stacey Abrams poses maskless in room full of young masked children |
Aressar 02/06/22 3:49:12 PM #14 | assboobsgames posted... Children are the lowest risk group. Why are they masked in class? Children are the least likely to get sick, but they can still carry and transmit the virus. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Have you seen Mad Max Fury Road? |
Aressar 02/04/22 5:38:58 PM #9 | Rarely have I been that blown away by a theater movie. Definitely among those few that are actually well worth the extra widescreen/IMAX bucks. Not 3D though. That makes literally any movie experience worse. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What are your thoughts on the movie Cloud Atlas with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry? |
Aressar 01/31/22 6:19:41 AM #15 | LeoRavus posted... @Aressar I watched it again and don't see how any acts impacted the future. There are quite a few acts and connections which impacted later events in one way or another, though here are the most significant ones: Some of this is directly shown in the trailer: https://youtu.be/hWnAqFyaQ5s As for the later three periods of time: The point of the movie was how through a chain of causality, even small, seemingly insignificant acts of kindness can end up making a profound, meaningful impact later on, like Hope this helped clearing up a few things. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What are your thoughts on the movie Cloud Atlas with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry? |
Aressar 01/30/22 6:22:20 AM #7 | I think it's truly excellent, a work of art even. I especially enjoy the aspect of how the smallest, seemingly insignificant acts can have profound impact many years later on a whole different generation. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What sort of sociopolitical fallout would occur if the US cut ties with Israel? |
Aressar 01/27/22 9:00:42 PM #6 | Someone in Israel will lead a group of survivors to safety, and that person will have a book written about them, just like a zillion other Bible characters. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What are some underappreciated usernames in your opinion? |
Aressar 01/27/22 8:57:20 PM #3 | I remember this guy on CE not too long ago who made a topic where he exitedly announced he was gonna be a dad soon. Now when I imagine a parent, I generally picture someone trying their best to be responsible and mature. Then I read the username: That made me snicker like 13-year old. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Katy Perry or Brie Larson? |
Aressar 01/27/22 8:15:10 PM #8 | Jabodie posted... Fuck! The poll was the opposite of what I expected so I voted incorrectly! This is kind of Vegy's thing whenever he makes a poll. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Biden: Ukraine should 'prepare for impact' in the next 24 hours. |
Aressar 01/27/22 7:59:09 PM #13 | Sadly, both the Murrican and Russian governments were raised in cultures that actually thinks that 'backing off' equals 'being a lil' *****' by default. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Your crush sends you ''fucking hell ugly, you gifted me a top too small'' |
Aressar 01/27/22 6:29:53 PM #7 | V-E-G-Y- posted... https://i.redd.it/6h5mqsaaofd81.jpg "Achoo!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | $50 thousand but you're transported to a random place on Earth |
Aressar 01/26/22 5:24:19 AM #23 | CaptainStrong posted... https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/ "Hm, some of those places sound pretty bad, but I guess there's a chance it won't be too terrib--" *litterally ends up in the middle of southernmost Antarctica* Yeah, I ded. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | You have 3 words to be as mean/cruel as possible to a stranger. What do you say? |
Aressar 01/25/22 4:29:16 PM #7 | Your mom sucked. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | "I am the terror that flaps in the night." |
Aressar 01/25/22 4:15:49 PM #13 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/9/AACq3xAAC0OX.jpg --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman in Hollywood. How common is this? |
Aressar 01/24/22 10:10:45 PM #79 | I should really be more generous to the homeless. Maybe give them some hot soup. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The word "fuck" is now illegal. |
Aressar 01/23/22 6:57:33 PM #33 | Trumble posted... ...it's a shitpost. More like a fuckpost. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The word "fuck" is now illegal. |
Aressar 01/23/22 1:13:29 PM #19 | Error1355 posted... Fuck. Reported! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The word "fuck" is now illegal. |
Aressar 01/23/22 7:10:26 AM #15 | Is it actually illegal or did you just get modded 'unfairly' once? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Bruh why isn't the RUSSIAN war bigger news? |
Aressar 01/23/22 7:01:56 AM #14 | Wonder what the upcoming viral tagline will be? #don'tlookeast #don'tmentionthewar --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Wait, Princess Jasmine was like 16 and Jafar wanted to hit it? |
Aressar 01/22/22 7:33:17 AM #61 | We should really save a copy of these topics discussing/judging age-of consent matters originating from other cultures/eras. Inevitably societal norms will change again eventually, so I'm pretty curious to see what people will consider normal and creepy in 50 or 100 years in contrast to what is considered normal and creepy now. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Republican Bill would allow 18yr olds to conceal carry at school. |
Aressar 01/22/22 6:17:49 AM #4 | You know, Murrica, a lot of your problems can be solved with viagra instead of guns. It's much less of a hassle. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Remember when people got so mad over the wrong usage of the word ''literally''? |
Aressar 01/21/22 8:48:00 PM #30 | Tsukasa1891 posted... I know. We need to make Idiocracy a reality as soon as possible. For all intensive purposes I could careless --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Remember when people got so mad over the wrong usage of the word ''literally''? |
Aressar 01/21/22 6:16:16 PM #15 | https://youtu.be/TZBn8-UUQeI --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Your crush sends ''Thanks again for introducing me to Megatech, love you'' |
Aressar 01/20/22 12:29:11 PM #3 | No problem at all. I also dont mind being a great listener. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I had no idea Timothy Olyphant was in Scream 2 |
Aressar 01/19/22 11:41:57 AM #9 | Mr_Karate_II posted... Spoilers much? D'oh! I seriously intended to that in the first place, but forgot. Stupid busy work day that forces me to type posts in phases. Deleted the old post, and here's the repost: Most of them didn't really stand out, though I did enjoy Liev Schreiber's performance. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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