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TopicThings CE promised would happen but never did
Aressar
03/30/23 2:15:10 PM
#16
Questionmarktarius posted...
That one is actively happening right now. It just isn't dead yet.

ScazarMeltex posted...
Twitter dying is happening in front of your very eyes.

What, like GameFAQs has been 'dying' for over 15 years now?

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TopicWho says "play bass"?
Aressar
03/30/23 11:39:21 AM
#14
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i dont understand the question. is this a well known phrase or something?

REAL bass players don't say "I play bass". They say "I bass, yo!"

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TopicWhy do people think REmake 5 is a given?
Aressar
03/29/23 7:11:46 PM
#17
RetsuZaiZen posted...
Aside of the obvious, I just don't see the point in remaking anything after RE4.

If anything, just do RE1 again and Code Veronica.

Even though everyone knows Capcom is out of ideas, remaking RE1 for the third time would officially be them admitting it.

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TopicIf you won $100,000 USD tax free what would you do with it at this stage?
Aressar
03/29/23 10:26:45 AM
#19
Does anyone still seriously consider cryptocurrency to be an investment, instead of gambling?

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TopicWatching The Godfather.
Aressar
03/28/23 10:30:46 PM
#18
Take the gun. Leave the cannoli.

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TopicCourage the Cowardly Dog
Aressar
03/28/23 6:39:43 PM
#7
You know how to spell 'Ugly'? U-U-U-U-U-U

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TopicIt's time to just admit it, Megaman games aren't that good
Aressar
03/27/23 1:36:20 PM
#38
MarthGoomba posted...
They're too easy but still fun

They're objectively not easy, unless you've replayed it dozens of times, mastered the controls, know exactly where to find what and which weapons are more effective against a boss than others.

Compared to other games in general, Megaman games have a much steeper difficulty curve.
I think the Megaman franchise stands out more in this regard because it's been around since the 80s, when it was a little more common for games to be difficult, and usually the only way to get around it was to keep trying again until you 'git gud'.

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TopicYour reaction when you see a CEuser you dislike having a bad day?
Aressar
03/26/23 10:47:43 PM
#8
It is what it is.

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TopicShit then shower? Shower then shit? Why must one have to choose?
Aressar
03/26/23 10:46:48 PM
#9
I wish I could shit then shower, but unfortunately my body insists on having to take a shit not only after having showered, but right as I'm about to leave for work.

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TopicShe's making me feel some type of way
Aressar
03/26/23 2:18:57 PM
#23
I like her looks, but I dont really see what's so particularly appealing about her voice/intonation.

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TopicAre there things in Subnautica that are timed?
Aressar
03/26/23 12:30:13 PM
#15
SHRlKE posted...
I hate the combination of the facts the game doesnt auto save and its prone to crashing. Lost quite a bit of progress and that eventually passed me off enough to quit.

Not sure if it's been a very long time since you've last played it or what, but I dont recall any crashes since I've started playing it almost two years ago.

MedeaLysistrata posted...
I don't think it makes much of a difference when that happens

The game is still perfectly playable and beatable no matter what you do, although the event with the 40-minute countdown does give a marker of a location that has to be visited at some point, so it does kind of serve as a temporary marker and incentive to find that locaction.

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TopicPlanescape: Torment writer Chris Avellone wins defamtion lawsuit against accuser
Aressar
03/26/23 11:55:09 AM
#13
I would consider it a loss for the gaming industry if this were to permanently ruin his career. He's one of the best video game writers/designers imo, especially since aside from original storytelling and world-building he deliberately avoids clichs like romance and stereotypically good-vs-evil plots

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TopicAny of you think that you just might wear a fask mask for the rest of your life?
Aressar
03/25/23 1:20:13 PM
#7
Yes, because at some point in my life I held the opinion that I and everyone else should do that, and of course everyone knows that changing your opinion on anything ever makes you look weak!

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TopicPokemon, Ash's journey of 26 years comes to an end tomorrow.
Aressar
03/24/23 6:36:30 AM
#34
tremain07 posted...
Nope, never gonna happen, that level of passion was wrung out of the IP they only do what's marketable, safe and easy.

Makes sense. This way they can always leave the door open for yet another series/movie.

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TopicCreationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
Aressar
03/22/23 1:38:54 PM
#5
I thought creationists thought dinosaurs never existed, and that God just placed dinosaur skeletons in the ground to test us.

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TopicFellas, is it GAY to enjoy SEX with a WOMAN??
Aressar
03/22/23 1:36:53 PM
#9
Yes, there is in fact nothing more gay than a man enjoying sex with a woman. In fact, a REAL straight man would have sex with a gay man, just to show how totally not gay he is.

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
Aressar
03/22/23 12:49:13 PM
#118
BeantownHero posted...
17-20 percent is fairly standard these days

No, it's not. Stop parroting this bs, because that's how bs makes it into the world, like the ok-sign being supposedly racist somehow, just because some online community thought it would be awesome and hilarious to say so.

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TopicDo you ever blame god when bad things happen to you?
Aressar
03/21/23 7:45:23 PM
#3
https://youtu.be/3TFhBi7oPwg

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TopicHas anyone read the divine comedy
Aressar
03/21/23 12:30:49 AM
#5
Yup, took quite a while to get through because of all the annotations, which are necessary for context interpretation, since a lot of things were perceived and understood differently back then. If you can live with that hurdle though, it's still a fascinating story imo.

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TopicITT: Sequels that will NEVER exist.
Aressar
03/21/23 12:22:27 AM
#45
Legacy of Kain: The Dark Prophecy

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TopicI think Steamed Hams has gone too far now
Aressar
03/19/23 6:15:14 PM
#2
I don't even understand why this is a meme. I mean, the original sketch was funny, but not so funny that it's worth making hundreds of variations of.

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TopicWhat!?
Aressar
03/19/23 5:46:20 PM
#2
Stealth camouflage...

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TopicMy friend's family doesn't wash plates they just rinse them with water?!?!?!
Aressar
03/19/23 3:58:25 PM
#12
Bet they have a lot of mouth sores.

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TopicITT: Cuties
Aressar
03/19/23 1:53:06 PM
#468
marsman57 posted...
Topic is a lie :(

You're free to make contributions to this topic (even if there's only 31 more opportunities to do so ITT).

Also kudos on the sig Haven't see that one in ages.

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TopicWhy no Sweden in NATO?
Aressar
03/19/23 10:29:48 AM
#28
scar_the_1 posted...
If I were in NATO, I wouldn't want Turkey to join.

Too late.

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TopicWhy no Sweden in NATO?
Aressar
03/19/23 10:29:01 AM
#27
BurmesePenguin posted...
So was I.

What do you think NATO is?

Ah, my bad. Somehow I though your previous post said "do we want to go to war with this country?" instead of "for".

Still, I maintain that a (two-third) majority vote seems more sensible than a unanimous vote, especially since this in Turkey's case (or more specifically Erdogan) it's not a matter of wanting to go to war for Sweden, but of wanting to extradite people it labels fugitives, regardless of whether they actually are.

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TopicWhy no Sweden in NATO?
Aressar
03/19/23 9:48:50 AM
#21
BurmesePenguin posted...
It's pretty delusional to suggest that the question "do we want to go to war for this country?" shouldn't require unanimous votes.

I'm referring to a unanimous vote to whether a country should be allowed to join or not, in this case Sweden. I'd say it's more delusional of Erdogan to say "no they have to do what I want first or I'll say no".

If there's gonna be a vote about countries joining NATO, a be a two-thirds majority might be more suitable. It should not be possible for any single country to halt all progress in this manner.

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Topicwho is the most evil man in the world rn
Aressar
03/19/23 9:43:21 AM
#4
inb4 "some mod who modded me 'for no reason' "

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TopicWhy no Sweden in NATO?
Aressar
03/19/23 9:41:12 AM
#18
This is what you inevitably get when something requires a unanimous vote. Sooner or later you'll get someone on who will abuse that to their own advantage and effectively halt progress.

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TopicWho's hotter: Amouranth or Ella Freya
Aressar
03/17/23 11:23:18 PM
#26
'Fake Amouranth' is actually Madison Kate.

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TopicWould the snap even realistically have improved the economy?
Aressar
03/16/23 12:44:05 PM
#9
Although the economy isn't doing great as it is for the common person, it is more attuned to the current population than it is to if there was only half the population, so the current system would likely collapse.

The snap would do wonders for the environment though, assuming it only wipes out half of all sentient life and not like plants/animals.

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TopicWhat video game villain doesn't have small dick energy?
Aressar
03/13/23 10:11:46 PM
#7
Nukazie posted...
the boss

This, even aside from the fact that she doesn't have a dick. Explaining why would be spoilers for MGS3, but let's just say she was a true patriot.

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TopicShe says ''Stand behind me ugly, i'll protect you from bigfoot when we find one'
Aressar
03/13/23 7:51:11 AM
#3
Respect Bigfoot.

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TopicYou go downstairs cause you heard noises and see DIS in your kitchen at night
Aressar
03/06/23 6:54:48 AM
#4
I'd scream until he gets annoyed and leaves.

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TopicWhat do you think life would be like on a generational space station
Aressar
03/06/23 6:44:15 AM
#5
You know that rocket ship fantasy of yours is never gonna take off. Now get back to work. Your boss ain't running a country club here.

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TopicWhat do you think life would be like on a generational space station
Aressar
03/06/23 6:38:52 AM
#3
Go to sleep, Goat

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TopicA 'friend' died over the weekend. Not sure how I'm supposed to feel about it.
Aressar
03/06/23 6:08:55 AM
#4
You feel what you feel about it. I don't think you're 'supposed' to feel anything, unless you genuinely feel something about it.

I also think one doesn't have to feel traumatized having been through such an experienced. It's not ok that it happened, but however you feel about it is ok, as long as you understand what happened and feel like you can live with it.
What is traumatizing to one person, another can easily shrug off. It varies per person, and both are understandable reactions.

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TopicA new era of Metal Gear shitposting
Aressar
03/05/23 6:13:11 PM
#11
YellowSUV posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gGLvg0n-uY

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/0/AACq3xAAEPuK.png

Also LOL at the deepfakes

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TopicYour date says ''Ok ugly, what safe word do you want to use tonight?'
Aressar
03/04/23 8:33:02 PM
#5
"WASHING MACHINE! For the love of god, WASHING MACHINE!"

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Topic"When are they gonna remake Code Veronica"
Aressar
03/04/23 8:28:14 PM
#10
Fuck the remakes. When are the original RE 1, 2 & 3 getting a re-release?

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TopicIs Zack Snyder's Justice League worth watching with no DCEU experience?
Aressar
03/04/23 5:34:20 AM
#29
Who posted

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TopicIs Zack Snyder's Justice League worth watching with no DCEU experience?
Aressar
03/04/23 5:21:59 AM
#27
MarcyWarcy posted...
snyder has never made a good movie, even prior to his dc stuff

Never seen Watchmen?

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TopicIs Zack Snyder's Justice League worth watching with no DCEU experience?
Aressar
03/04/23 4:45:01 AM
#21
I don't think you need to have seen other DCEU movies to understand ZSJL. BvS: Dawn Of Justice might provide some more context, but you'll see the most important bit of it in the opening of ZSJL. Same goes for BvS in relation to Man Of Steel (which I did not watch, and I don't feel like I'm missing out).

Overall I'd rate these movies:
Batman v Superman: Not terrible I guess but wouldn't rewatch.
Justice League: Forgettable generic capeshit.
Zack Syder's Justice League: Liked it very much, more than I liked most Marvel movies.

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TopicHow many of the characters from The Thing could you name?
Aressar
03/03/23 3:29:06 PM
#20
Kurt_Russel posted...
and the Swedish dudes

They're Norwegian, Mac.

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TopicDo you use the site, Tik Tok a lot?
Aressar
03/03/23 8:28:23 AM
#6
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Never. Not even once.

This. I don't give a shit about children doing a little 10-second dance.

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TopicMy name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.
Aressar
03/03/23 8:21:41 AM
#4
Am I not merciful...?

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!

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