Current Events > Scenario: Vladimir Putin is banging on your door, asking to use your toilet

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Flauros 04/02/23 8:04:29 PM #1:	What dew you dew? LET HIM IN!!! Take a hike, Bozo! What dew you dew? - Results (17 votes) LET HIM IN!!! 41.18% (7 votes) 7 Take a hike, Bozo! 58.82% (10 votes) 10 Its you day off of work. You are just chilling, eating string cheese and watching Steve Harvey make an absolute fucking fool of himself on Family Feud. Life is good. Then all the sudden BAM BAM BAM!" on your front door. "What the deuce!?" you say to yourself as you look out the window. Its Russian president Vladimir Putin. What is he doing here? Then you hear him screaming "Please let me in comrade! I need to use your toilet! Its a national emergency, i am all out of tins!!!" Do you let him in to use your restroom? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/9/AAFOjXAADsrf.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:972592763] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote> What dew you dew? LET HIM IN!!! Take a hike, Bozo! Vote View Results What dew you dew? - Results (17 votes) LET HIM IN!!! 41.18% (7 votes) 7 Take a hike, Bozo! 58.82% (10 votes) 10 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80400174', message: '0', key: '7951aa64' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Its you day off of work. You are just chilling, eating string cheese and watching Steve Harvey make an absolute fucking fool of himself on Family Feud. Life is good. Then all the sudden BAM BAM BAM!" on your front door. "What the deuce!?" you say to yourself as you look out the window. Its Russian president Vladimir Putin. What is he doing here? Then you hear him screaming "Please let me in comrade! I need to use your toilet! Its a national emergency, i am all out of tins!!!" Do you let him in to use your restroom? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/9/AAFOjXAADsrf.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 04/02/23 8:04:58 PM #2:	take his poop and sell it to the CIA --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:972592774] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>take his poop and sell it to the CIA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 04/02/23 8:05:40 PM #3:	Haha no --- Arizona Diamondbacks: resuming eternal suffering UNICLR: Phonon \| GBVS: Zeta <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:972592793] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>Haha no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 04/02/23 8:06:50 PM #4:	I don't want to get poisoned so I'd begrudgingly let him in. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:972592818] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>I don't want to get poisoned so I'd begrudgingly let him in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 04/02/23 8:08:20 PM #5:	"Crimea river". --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:972592849] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>"Crimea river".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 04/02/23 8:11:09 PM #6:	I'm not inclined to answer the door like ever. If someone just shows up and knocks and they aren't someone I know and am expecting, they get ignored. <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:972592925] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>I'm not inclined to answer the door like ever. If someone just shows up and knocks and they aren't someone I know and am expecting, they get ignored.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 04/02/23 8:14:56 PM #7:	Tomorrow's headline: "Vladimir Putin leaned too far into the toilet and accidentally flushed himself" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:972593024] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>Tomorrow's headline:"Vladimir Putin leaned too far into the toilet and accidentally flushed himself"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
manhookcardoor 04/02/23 8:15:24 PM #8:	I let him in out of fear for retailiation if I do not. --- man hook hand hook car <cite>manhookcardoor posted [p:972593045] in Scenario: ... [t:80400174]...</cite> <quote>I let him in out of fear for retailiation if I do not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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