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Topic | Man arrested for killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his ass. |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 1:53:54 PM #15 | UnfairRepresent posted... The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimarus buttocks, the news site reported. one second you're just fooling around, the next second the dood got an air compressor and shooting you in between the buttocks with it. Smh --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | damnit, I've started hitting snooze on my phone alarm without even waking up |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 12:21:08 PM #30 | Alexanaxela posted... don't put phone within arms reach when sleeping also my alarm is the drowning sound from sonic so it really gets you moving --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | damnit, I've started hitting snooze on my phone alarm without even waking up |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 12:17:03 PM #27 | don't put phone within arms reach when sleeping preferably put it on the other side of the room presto fixo tc --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Georgia waitress takes down customer who groped her |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 12:05:35 PM #48 | CwebbMichSac4 posted... Alexanaxela posted...wtf was that dumbass at denny's doing yeah but I mean it was just so awkward he had to like turn partly and reach behind him way out in the aisle after she had already taken a few steps away --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Georgia waitress takes down customer who groped her |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 11:53:16 AM #43 | wtf was that dumbass at denny's doing --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | 11 dead 7 injured several left unaccounted for in Branson mo |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 11:47:16 AM #25 | yeah that's the closest i've been ._. --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | 11 dead 7 injured several left unaccounted for in Branson mo |
Alexanaxela 07/20/18 11:32:15 AM #23 | i been on the belle before :( --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | What dating app bio trope do you hate most? |
Alexanaxela 07/18/18 8:42:03 AM #71 | Kanaya413 posted... Glad I'm not the only one who hates those dog filters sure the dog filter with that stupid tongue is easily worst but they're all awful --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | What dating app bio trope do you hate most? |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 7:21:13 PM #42 | i always laughed a bit when they spent their entire "about me" section talking about what they do and dont want in a man --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | What dating app bio trope do you hate most? |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 5:11:12 PM #19 | snapchat filter pics. Do girls srsly think those make them look good? --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson Criticized For Playing An Amputee In Skyscraper |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 4:30:22 PM #54 | uhm that the joke people --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson Criticized For Playing An Amputee In Skyscraper |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 4:16:16 PM #50 | well it's a joke so i guess that's good --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson Criticized For Playing An Amputee In Skyscraper |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 4:12:59 PM #48 | eston posted... Alexanaxela posted...if scarlett can't play a transgender i don't know how the rock gets to be an amputee it's about representation tbqh! Maybe not a real life scientist but we need an actor with experience of being a scientist --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson Criticized For Playing An Amputee In Skyscraper |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 3:54:22 PM #43 | if scarlett can't play a transgender i don't know how the rock gets to be an amputee i can't wait til people can only play roles which they are in real life, that's the true definition of acting script calls for a scientist? We need a real life scientist to play that part script call for secret service? Then we need real life secret service agents to play them --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | People who say "African American" instead of black |
Alexanaxela 07/17/18 3:48:19 PM #41 | ... yeah just use black or african american and get on with your life people --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | I got a free tarot reading and it was kinda eerie. |
Alexanaxela 07/16/18 4:41:09 PM #10 | better go back and get a more in depth reading! for a nominal fee of course --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | If you can't handle her at her worst, do you deserve her at her best? |
Alexanaxela 07/16/18 2:49:34 AM #24 | that's a left swipe unless she's a 9/10 or better --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | I don't get people that cry or get broken up when their pets die. |
Alexanaxela 07/13/18 6:32:20 PM #2 | ... you monster --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Papa John's face to be REMOVED from all marketing materials |
Alexanaxela 07/13/18 5:10:38 PM #32 | holy crap is that their pizza in the article? That looks disgusting. Pizza hut master race --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | $100 million or a one-off night of sex with the perfect partner of your fantasy. |
Alexanaxela 07/13/18 3:04:04 PM #46 | i bet tc stayed up all night thinking about this ._. --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | When I was in college, a female classmate wanted to tell me how to make money |
Alexanaxela 07/13/18 10:50:34 AM #4 | probably a prostitute --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | People who break check while they go 15 under the speed limit |
Alexanaxela 07/13/18 10:47:31 AM #29 | Ving_Rhames posted... You ever driven on a busy street before? If you don't tailgate the person whose fucking up the flow of traffic, you'll have someone right in the trunk of your car. You have to take every inch or your car is gonna get fucked up. wait wut --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | I messed up guys. I had a big fight with my parents now no games until December. |
Alexanaxela 07/12/18 4:43:42 PM #28 | do what now? --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Childish Gambino released 2 songs this morning. |
Alexanaxela 07/11/18 2:02:04 PM #16 | P4wn4g3 posted... What kind of moron would pick the stage name Childish Gambino childish gambino would --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Octopath Traveler Won't Receive DLC Because 'It Is A Finished Product.' |
Alexanaxela 07/11/18 1:57:00 PM #21 | i just bought 12 copies --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | 15 years ago: "Man, this 250GB HDD is huge; I'll never fill it up." |
Alexanaxela 07/08/18 4:08:05 PM #54 | ps2 + ps3 master race. My ps3 has 100+ games all ready to go --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | I think I'm gonna play through Final Fantasy XII |
Alexanaxela 07/08/18 4:04:53 PM #3 | it's cool --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Girl unmatched me on Tinder because I asked for more pictures. |
Alexanaxela 07/08/18 10:49:13 AM #20 | speaking of, can anyone explain wyd is up with women having tones of snapchat filter pics on their profile. Do they really think animal ears or cartoon eyes or a dog tongue make them look cute? --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | I don't get FF 12 |
Alexanaxela 07/08/18 10:36:41 AM #5 | Trying to remember if i ever beat that guy that takes like 8 hours to beat --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | New rule in Australia: all sexual partners must say "yes" |
Alexanaxela 07/08/18 9:58:34 AM #95 | i don't understand how this isn't just gonna still be "he said she said" unless the consent is recorded? --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | party of four came into the restaurant i work at 15 minutes before closing last |
Alexanaxela 06/29/18 2:26:09 PM #16 | do you think customers that are out eating that late actually know or care what time you close? They're out looking for food, they stop someplace, the door is unlocked, so they walk in --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Unarmed, order obeying black guy tased in the back. RAGE inducing video |
Alexanaxela 06/29/18 12:04:44 PM #36 | fucking disgusting and yet the police can apprehend mass shooters without shooting anyone when they put their mind to it --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | NES Classic relaunches today, only 3 people in line. |
Alexanaxela 06/29/18 11:45:58 AM #16 | not interested anymore gg nintendo --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Active shooter in Annapolis, Maryland |
Alexanaxela 06/28/18 6:46:06 PM #104 | hortanz posted... Bad_Mojo posted...pogo_rabid posted...People don't give a shit about these things. They just want more ammunition to fuel their side of the debate. this guy. This guy right here --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | ITT we summarize video games in the worst possible way |
Alexanaxela 06/28/18 8:47:30 AM #130 | final fantasy: you bust into peoples house and loot all their treasure chests --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Imagine coming home and having dis woman ready to fuck every day |
Alexanaxela 06/28/18 8:44:47 AM #2 | don't gotta imagine nothin --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | I wonder if Gordon Ramsay legitimately gets as angry as he does |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 4:00:30 PM #44 | "just touch it. ICE COLD!" *throwsplateatwall* --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | General diet tips for losing weight and getting fit? |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 3:54:40 PM #47 | eat less food, move around more this is pretty much every diet in a nutshell --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Why is Arkansas pronounced Arkan-saw and not R-Kansas |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 3:50:29 PM #20 | arkansas was first to the union anyway, so kansas should be pronounced kan-saw --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | jebus christ, wtf is with these dumb car commercials? |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 12:51:31 PM #11 | lol those are local dealership commercials and some of them are funny. This is literally nissan putting out something that should be offensive to half the population --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Girlfriend told people at a party that we haven't had sex in a month. |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 11:43:29 AM #93 | sound like she was out shopping for dick tc --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | jebus christ, wtf is with these dumb car commercials? |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 10:36:58 AM #2 | oh yeah well screw you guys --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | jebus christ, wtf is with these dumb car commercials? |
Alexanaxela 06/27/18 9:18:50 AM #1 | "derp are you having trouble driving in your lane? Well here's propilot assist to help you out!" --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | ATTN: Shitty drivers |
Alexanaxela 06/08/18 6:35:29 PM #24 | stop scraping my goddamn car in the parking lot idjits --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | A luxury car around $35k? |
Alexanaxela 06/08/18 3:43:20 PM #42 | mazda9 --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | My boss is interviewing people today. His 11AM interviewee showed up at 10:32. |
Alexanaxela 06/08/18 12:16:41 PM #18 | Muffinz0rz posted... Yeah I mean this is a full-time salaried position so obviously none of that would be happening, but there's a line. I think she crossed it. THAT SAID, at 11:08, I went back to his office after stealth-seeing she was still out there (couches are near the bathrooms), so I went into his office like "uh do you want me to get her or something?" and he goes 'this is like you hounding me for the $2 i lost to you in the foosball bet; ask for it too quickly and you'll take longer to get it; she shows up 20 minutes early, she's getting an interview 20 minutes late.'I want to say he's exaggerating, but as of 11:08 when this conversation happened, she was still out on the couches. He might deadass be planning on waiting until 11:28. oh that sounds like a lovely boss to work under --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | My boss is interviewing people today. His 11AM interviewee showed up at 10:32. |
Alexanaxela 06/08/18 12:15:04 PM #16 | plan to get there 15 minutes in advance, walk in 10 minutes early --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | Missed a job over some dumb shit, now I'm pissed at myself(VentFAQs) |
Alexanaxela 06/08/18 11:50:44 AM #18 | 99% chance you didn't miss anything. Mostly they just hand out cards and crap for you to go apply online --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
Topic | IHOP changing name to IHOb |
Alexanaxela 06/06/18 10:32:33 PM #51 | international house of boobies --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. |
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