Lurker > Alexanaxela

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, Database 3 ( 02.21.2018-07.23.2018 ), DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ... 11
TopicFlorida man yells 'Allah Akbar' before he stabs his own children
Alexanaxela
03/20/18 3:43:14 PM
#54
never moving to florida
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicATTN: People who prefer bone-in wings over boneless
Alexanaxela
03/20/18 12:16:36 PM
#23
boneless are fine and everything... but they're not wings, they're chicken nuggets. When I say I want a wing I want a wing
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic'Nail bomb' meant for Austin blows up in FedEx building
Alexanaxela
03/20/18 11:42:44 AM
#59
8888
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicDo you think Trump should comment on the Austin bombings?
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 3:46:56 PM
#12
Giant_Aspirin posted...
"my thoughts and prayers to the bombings victims" doesn't do anything

true, in fact he would just be attacked for it
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic9 y/o boy shoots his sister in the head for not sharing videogame controller
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 3:25:32 PM
#86
why do people keep keep keep keep keep comparing guns to cars?????
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicC/D The Incredibles is boring
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 3:14:46 PM
#22
did you see the ass on elastigirl?
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicThere was another bomb in Austin
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 3:14:03 PM
#50
scary stuff ._.
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic9 y/o boy shoots his sister in the head for not sharing videogame controller
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 2:26:30 PM
#79
iPhone_7 posted...
If everyone had a gun then thered be less gun violence. The would-be perpetrators would think twice about going through with a crime.

i agree. At birth every baby should have a pistol glued to their hand
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic9 y/o boy shoots his sister in the head for not sharing videogame controller
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 2:19:27 PM
#75
Alexanaxela posted...
are the parents going to jail?

prolly not
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic9 y/o boy shoots his sister in the head for not sharing videogame controller
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 2:08:36 PM
#72
are the parents going to jail?
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicUber self driving car has now killed a pedestrian
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 1:57:45 PM
#33
... so a lady stepped in front of the car?
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicIs there a penalty for illegally reusing old stamps?
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 12:10:40 PM
#20
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1720
A year in prison, for trying to save forty-nine cents.

giving someone a year in prison over forty-nine cents smh
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicI have an interview in 30 minutes and I can't print my resume in time
Alexanaxela
03/19/18 12:06:00 PM
#17
this whole time frame is confusing

Harpie posted...
I was gonna do it after work, but they asked me to stay longer and by the time I was out everywhere was closed since it's Sunday

it's monday morning mang...
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicafter 2 completely psychotic girls, I'm done
Alexanaxela
03/17/18 8:45:09 PM
#41
im confused
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicJust came to Denny's and the waitress accidentally spilled drinks on my kid
Alexanaxela
03/17/18 8:08:37 PM
#14
El Mexicano Texano posted...
She's was handing it drinks

wat
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicU get mad if you find out yo girl did anal with her ex but not you.
Alexanaxela
03/17/18 7:34:15 PM
#16
Turtlebread posted...
my girl won't give me oral like she did with her ex cause she says she wants me to respect her
i'm fine with it

that's disgusting
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicThis patriotic BBQ place opened in town and it's packed to the gills
Alexanaxela
03/17/18 7:00:18 PM
#20
"hey guys restaurant that just opened is packed."
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicArkansas public school 'swats' kids who walked out the other day
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:18:50 AM
#34
goin home
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicArkansas public school 'swats' kids who walked out the other day
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:16:07 AM
#32
screw you guys, I'm goin home
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWhat's your favorite buzzword adjective when arguing with CEusers?
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:15:01 AM
#10
look at all these rustled jimmies
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicArkansas public school 'swats' kids who walked out the other day
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:13:22 AM
#30
Balrog0 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
i just make sure to stick to the real cities


even little rock barely counts as a real city imo

now u dun goof'd
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicReminder: Don't leave valuables in your car
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:10:58 AM
#31
Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Bok_Choi posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
cars should be designed to self destruct if the window is broken and nobody is inside of it. Presto fixo

....so all of my stuff can get blown up too?
lmfao

lmfao ain't nobody gonna steal nothing if they know they're gonna get blown up for it. Just gotta call their bluff. Plus that's what insurance is for

qed


So what's to stop people from throwing a baseball from a distance through your car window?

the car's engine would be program with complex physics equations that would allow it to calculate the angle and trajectory of the object and then shoot flaming fireballs at the location of origin. Also it would a 360 camera to take a photo of the location the object originated from and then upload it to the police

qed
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicArkansas public school 'swats' kids who walked out the other day
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:08:20 AM
#27
Balrog0 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
damn glad i live in little rock with civilized folk and not out in the boonies


lol you don't have to go far out before you start seeing it

jacksonville's new school district has an opt-in for corporal punishment; I think as close as cabot it isn't even an option, they just have it

i just make sure to stick to the real cities
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicI'm going to turn your usernames into wrestling user names.
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 11:00:23 AM
#29
oh yeah well screw you then
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicMy girl friend thinks guys wanna deed after seeing ANYTHING sexual
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 10:46:05 AM
#14
that's good news, just tell her you need her to get you off
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicArkansas public school 'swats' kids who walked out the other day
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 10:42:46 AM
#11
damn glad i live in little rock with civilized folk and not out in the boonies
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicI'm going to turn your usernames into wrestling user names.
Alexanaxela
03/16/18 10:41:03 AM
#6
do me
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicMy gf hasn't talked to me in about a week, she sees my messages but doesn't
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 4:47:41 PM
#17
Cheater87 posted...
We were a couple before that.

Cheater87 posted...
EastKingStar posted...
Have you ever met irl


Not yet

no you weren't
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicMy gf hasn't talked to me in about a week, she sees my messages but doesn't
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 3:49:33 PM
#10
Cheater87 posted...
EastKingStar posted...
Have you ever met irl


Not yet

that ain't your girlfriend then
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicHow do I pick up an international student
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 3:47:56 PM
#40
add the -chan suffix to her name
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicthey should make a street fighter vs dbz game
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 3:39:36 PM
#5
i can't wait to pit vi18el against cham liy
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicRappers dissing Tupac and Biggie
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 2:04:45 PM
#18
i never really got into biggie
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicIdentical twins have different DNA after one returns from space
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 11:24:03 AM
#82
Skurvy_1 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
FOQBg8o


wait wut?


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barry-wilmore-see-astronaut-ramirez-outside-the-space-station/

It's a fake quote

that's exactly what the man wants you to think
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicIdentical twins have different DNA after one returns from space
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 11:06:08 AM
#79
ASithLord7 posted...
FOQBg8o


wait wut?
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic1 billion dollars, but you explode if thrown.
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 10:57:37 AM
#17
never been thrown before, ain't 'bout to start now
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicIdentical twins have different DNA after one returns from space
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 10:56:36 AM
#77
i'm not saying it was aliens

but it was aliens
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicYour reaction: You catch your teenage daughter with her boyfriend doing this....
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 9:10:39 AM
#18
Heineken14 posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
2.) It's milk THEN cereal fucking heathen


This. I didn't hypothetically raise no gods damned heathens!

smh you can't be more wrong than this
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicReminder: Don't leave valuables in your car
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 9:07:18 AM
#14
Bok_Choi posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
cars should be designed to self destruct if the window is broken and nobody is inside of it. Presto fixo

....so all of my stuff can get blown up too?
lmfao

lmfao ain't nobody gonna steal nothing if they know they're gonna get blown up for it. Just gotta call their bluff. Plus that's what insurance is for

qed
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicReminder: Don't leave valuables in your car
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 8:53:47 AM
#8
cars should be designed to self destruct if the window is broken and nobody is inside of it. Presto fixo
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicDo you agree with this article on tipping? (Buzzfeed)
Alexanaxela
03/15/18 8:47:30 AM
#91
knutjob posted...
I'm fine tipping but the percentage thing makes no sense. I tip based on what I have on me and how much I think the service was worth. Also lol at tipping for takeout.

be sure to tip the girl in the drivethru window at burger kang as well!
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicBlaze Pizza has $3.14 pizzas for Pi Day
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 7:26:41 PM
#5
dammit I forgot
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicIHOP apologizes for server asking black teens to pay first.
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 4:48:11 PM
#36
on a related but unrelated note, restaurants should start offering take-in. Where you call in your order, they tell you how long it's going to take to make, then you show up, and eat it there

i wouldn't do it, but some random person might like it
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicI accidentally swiped right on my sister on tinder
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 2:46:12 PM
#7
Cyrax posted...
I "accidentally" swiped right on my sister on tinder

fix'd that for you tc
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWhy do a lot of straight women call their friends 'girlfriends'?
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 2:42:38 PM
#5
cause all girls are bi
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicBlaze Pizza has $3.14 pizzas for Pi Day
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 2:32:50 PM
#2
in-ter-rest-ting
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicMy local Walmart is replacing a majority of their cashiers with self checkouts.
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 1:38:08 PM
#11
pfft there's never more than 4 open anyway
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicsmall dog murdered by airline
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 1:33:22 PM
#18
good ol' united airlines
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWhy the fuck am I hearing about kids walking out of class on the news?
Alexanaxela
03/14/18 12:44:48 PM
#108
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Im at work. It's this or try and be productive.

or literally do anything else xfd
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ... 11