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happibivouac
07/17/18 4:44:32 PM
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I love to travel!

I want to see the world!

Probably just swiped right for your dog :)

Don't message me if you're under 6'

Don't just say "hey!" Make me laugh! Entertain me!

*empty*

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Mystery_Mission
07/17/18 4:45:44 PM
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"i'm not your average girl"
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LedZeppelin
07/17/18 4:46:22 PM
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live laugh love
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DavidWong
07/17/18 4:46:36 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
live laugh love

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0AbsoluteZero0
07/17/18 4:47:37 PM
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If you cant handle me at my worst, you dont deserve me at my best
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happibivouac
07/17/18 4:47:51 PM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
"i'm not your average girl"

*Drinks a bottle of wine a night*
*Anthem is a Taylor Swift/Ed Sheeran track*
*Dog snapchat filter*

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Ryven
07/17/18 4:47:59 PM
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'I love camping and quadding.'

'I love quadding'

'I enjoy quadding'

'Looking for someone who likes quadding like i do'

'Quadding is awesome.'

'Let's go quadding together'
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CoolBeansAvi
07/17/18 4:50:14 PM
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Snapchat filters, especially the dog/animal faces

Looking for hung/8in+ only ;(
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/17/18 4:51:21 PM
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Mentions of The Office or quotes from it could fill up their own topic.

Hope you like bad girls because I'm bad at everything.

That Fergalicious quote that I think started out as one girls Tinder bio?

Send me $5 and see what happens

Sugar daddies wanted
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SpinKirby
07/17/18 4:51:53 PM
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You guys basically got them all. Lol
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billcom6
07/17/18 4:52:12 PM
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"Just ask!"
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CharlesBronson
07/17/18 4:52:39 PM
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happibivouac
07/17/18 4:54:57 PM
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Oh shit I forgot about The Office quotes.

SpinKirby posted...
You guys basically got them all. Lol

Part of the reason for making this topic was curiosity if other regions have some different sort of tropes. New England is filled with runners.
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billcom6
07/17/18 4:55:46 PM
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Probably swiped right for your dog.
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Monolith1676
07/17/18 4:57:07 PM
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Here in Sacramento every girl has "loves to go hiking". Even the whales that look like they have never hiked a day in their life.
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Muffinz0rz
07/17/18 4:57:18 PM
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happibivouac posted...
Don't just say "hey!" Make me laugh! Entertain me!

This one is so fucking terrible because half the time there is nothing else on their bio to open a conversation with, so your last resort is a shitty pickup line or some fun fact that has basically no chance of being interested in.

Sorry but it's not that easy. Sometimes all that's available is to ask you how your fucking weekend was.
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Zeeak4444
07/17/18 4:59:28 PM
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Don't just message Hey.

Mainly because on Bumble 99% of the first messages I get are "Hey ;)".

On a whole though the basic ones you all hit.

"Beach, adventures, brews" and combos similar to that.

Most of all gym ones. Gym rats, fitlife, blah blah blah.

I don't actually hate any of them but those are ones I'll swipe left on regardless of how they look.
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/17/18 5:00:33 PM
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Not a bio-specific complaint: Posing with a dead animal.

O L D S O U L
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Alexanaxela
07/17/18 5:11:12 PM
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snapchat filter pics. Do girls srsly think those make them look good?
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bobtuse
07/17/18 5:11:21 PM
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Not here for a hookup.

Myers-Briggs

I love adventures!

Introverted extrovert

Fluent in sarcasm
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/17/18 5:12:35 PM
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Long walks on short piers

Body Like A Back Road
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DavidWong
07/17/18 5:16:04 PM
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Thank fuck I met my fiance before the rise of all these dating apps. I'd neck myself if I had to use them.
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Hexenherz
07/17/18 5:17:08 PM
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"I'm a single mom with two kids and they are my world, my universe, my everything"

*Only posts pictures where she's out with friends getting drunk in clubs*
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ZMythos
07/17/18 5:17:11 PM
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"Looking for the Jim to my Pam"
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DeadSite
07/17/18 5:17:13 PM
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The Jim to your Pam one
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dib153
07/17/18 5:23:16 PM
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"If you have a dead animal in your pick go ahead and swipe left"

Hunting and fishing are big round these parts
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Muffinz0rz
07/17/18 5:30:17 PM
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ZMythos posted...
"Looking for the Jim to my Pam"

DeadSite posted...
The Jim to your Pam one

2 seconds apart lmfao
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billcom6
07/17/18 5:38:28 PM
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My kids are my world.
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KhanJohnny
07/17/18 5:40:14 PM
#29:


Travel is the worst.

Going some place to eat, drink, and look at stuff does not make you an interesting person in the slightest.
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DeadSite
07/17/18 5:41:19 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
ZMythos posted...
"Looking for the Jim to my Pam"

DeadSite posted...
The Jim to your Pam one

2 seconds apart lmfao

It's legitimately the worst one
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billcom6
07/17/18 6:10:11 PM
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Send me your best pick up line.
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TommyG663513
07/17/18 6:45:44 PM
#33:


Looking for adventure

Definitely not just looking for a hookup

Seriously, this topic depresses me. Very few dating bios are ever all that interesting. It basically just displays how lame your average person is. Been on a handful of tinder dates over the last few months and it is all the same. Some initial spark that wears off quickly.
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billcom6
07/17/18 6:57:23 PM
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"Small town girl."

We live in the middle of nowhere. We are all small town people here.
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thelastgooduser
07/17/18 7:05:33 PM
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One that's really common in the UK is "I've got kids and if you don't like it GO **** YOURSELF"

like all the women are massively aggressive from the start
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rexcrk
07/17/18 7:11:44 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Mentions of The Office or quotes from it could fill up their own topic.

Thats... not a bad thing.
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Ving_Rhames
07/17/18 7:12:58 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
If you cant handle me at my worst, you dont deserve me at my best

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hollow_shrine
07/17/18 7:17:24 PM
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"No chocolate, spice, or rice"

"M4M only, no fems"
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Alexanaxela
07/17/18 7:21:13 PM
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i always laughed a bit when they spent their entire "about me" section talking about what they do and dont want in a man
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CommonJoe
07/17/18 7:24:32 PM
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The ones that insist on a fuckin paragraph before you can say hi.

Sorry karen im not going to sit here and type out a fuckin essay thatll just sum up to fuckin "Hi". Humans dont communicate like this Karen. I dont walk up to a chick a bar and drop an essay on her like Im telling my fat coworker how much of a power tripping she is Karen.

In conclusion, fuck you Karen.

/fakerage
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pogo_rabid
07/17/18 7:26:38 PM
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*is a fat chick

"I love hiking"

Bitch, the only hiking you're doing is to the local KFC
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pkmnlord
07/17/18 7:29:13 PM
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I hate them all equally.
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TheBiggerWiggle
07/17/18 7:35:58 PM
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"I love traveling."

"No, I've never been outside the eastern time zone."
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/17/18 7:37:10 PM
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"I suck at bios! Ask me anything!!"
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FightingGames
07/17/18 7:37:19 PM
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brandunh11
07/17/18 7:43:58 PM
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Just ask
Love to travel
not your average girl
Love to go on adventures
The stupid snap chat doggie filters
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blablablax17
07/17/18 7:44:43 PM
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Love camping, fishing, hiking, mudding, etc.
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