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EliteLevel
07/12/18 4:42:23 PM
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Hmmmm?
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Iodine
07/12/18 4:43:32 PM
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With $100 Million I would be able to have sex with all sorts of beautiful women.
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frozenshock
07/12/18 4:44:03 PM
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Night with Barbra Streisand please.
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happibivouac
07/12/18 4:44:07 PM
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100 mill no doubt
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Muffinz0rz
07/12/18 4:44:27 PM
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Iodine posted...
With $100 Million I would be able to have sex with all sorts of beautiful women.

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clearaflagrantj
07/12/18 4:44:32 PM
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Iodine posted...
With $100 Million I would be able to have sex with all sorts of beautiful women.
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Turbam
07/12/18 4:44:33 PM
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Imagine not taking the money
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Mr_Biscuit
07/12/18 4:45:17 PM
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Turbam posted...
Imagine not taking the money

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K181
07/12/18 4:45:42 PM
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If you said.... I don't know, a couple grand, I'd think about it.

$100 million is a no brainer choice.
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catboy0_0
07/12/18 4:46:58 PM
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so it's either get to have sex once in my life or get $100 million and die a virgin... hmm
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Blue_Inigo
07/12/18 4:48:13 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
One night? Fucking lame. Give me the money.

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HiddenLurker
07/12/18 4:48:18 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
Turbam posted...
Imagine not taking the money

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EliteLevel
07/12/18 4:48:22 PM
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Its a once in a lifetime event.
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/12/18 4:49:18 PM
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Sex, my fantasy woman pays me a billion dollars to just take my shirt off
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Vita_Aeterna
07/12/18 4:49:29 PM
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A one-night stand vs $100m?

Mate, I wouldn't even take a one-night stand with a literal goddess.
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Muffinz0rz
07/12/18 4:49:41 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Its a once in a lifetime event.

With $100m, you could shmooze yourself into the rich crowd and eventually get with said person.
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nemu
07/12/18 4:49:46 PM
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Can my perfect partner be a wish granting goddess who will grant infinite wishes?
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catboy0_0
07/12/18 4:50:17 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
With $100m, you could shmooze yourself into the rich crowd and eventually get with said person.

why do people on CE literally think this?
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NeonOctopus
07/12/18 4:50:35 PM
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catboy0_0
07/12/18 4:51:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
1 night? Psssh. Give me the money

the 1 night would be with your perfect 2D waifu goddess. she would say "thank you... this might be our only chance to spend one night together, but we'll remember it forever.."
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EliteLevel
07/12/18 4:53:55 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Its a once in a lifetime event.

With $100m, you could shmooze yourself into the rich crowd and eventually get with said person.


I dont think you understand what one-off and once in a lifetime mean.
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Zaltera
07/12/18 4:55:33 PM
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Money.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/12/18 4:57:37 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Its a once in a lifetime event.

So is a lot of stuff you can do with 100 mill
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Muffinz0rz
07/12/18 4:58:18 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Its a once in a lifetime event.

With $100m, you could shmooze yourself into the rich crowd and eventually get with said person.


I dont think you understand what one-off and once in a lifetime mean.

Money can make turn that "one-off" "once in a lifetime" encounter into marriage
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/12/18 5:11:49 PM
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100 Million
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Knowledge_King
07/12/18 11:43:36 PM
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100 million
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DarkTransient
07/13/18 12:02:53 AM
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K181 posted...
If you said.... I don't know, a couple grand, I'd think about it.

$100 million is a no brainer choice.

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rahasperj
07/13/18 12:05:05 AM
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Easy, 100M please, I don't even feel sexual attraction anyway.
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eggcorn
07/13/18 12:05:33 AM
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money
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The Wheelman1
07/13/18 12:08:09 AM
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I can fuck many other girls with 100 million.
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Panthera
07/13/18 12:14:53 AM
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Money, it's insane to say anything else unless you're already super rich or something (or you just hate sex, I suppose). Comfortable life where I can do a lot of good by donating to the right organizations? Sounds good. And while it's obviously impossible to know for sure, I can't help but think having sex with someone you know is just some weird magic fantasy brought to life wouldn't be all that satisfying because you'd know it's not actually a real person who genuinely wants you
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ProfessorKukui
07/13/18 12:18:45 AM
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I can pretend I can fuck so many other girls with 100 million.
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Mistere Man
07/13/18 12:19:12 AM
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Money please.

I have almost no sex drive left.
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444488882
07/13/18 12:19:13 AM
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Iodine posted...
With $100 Million I would be able to have sex with all sorts of beautiful women.
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KnightofShikari
07/13/18 12:19:37 AM
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female half succubus half vampire hermaphrodites that ejaculate delicious magic unlocking cum don't exist in real life though

i mean, it's $100 mil or be a super wizard that can change the fabric of reality. money seems so useless
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Syntheticon
07/13/18 12:29:55 AM
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Nobody is worth $100 million for a one off.
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darkangel76
07/13/18 12:34:45 AM
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Money.
How is this even a question?

Oh wait, I don't visit here more than once in a blue moon and forgot: This is CE on GameFAQs.
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Kanaya413
07/13/18 12:36:04 AM
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Sex
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EliteLevel
07/13/18 4:35:06 AM
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Panthera posted...
Money, it's insane to say anything else unless you're already super rich or something (or you just hate sex, I suppose). Comfortable life where I can do a lot of good by donating to the right organizations? Sounds good. And while it's obviously impossible to know for sure, I can't help but think having sex with someone you know is just some weird magic fantasy brought to life wouldn't be all that satisfying because you'd know it's not actually a real person who genuinely wants you


Who are you kidding?

Kanaya413 posted...
Sex


Correct answer.
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Kanaya413
07/13/18 8:57:38 AM
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It's an easy answer when you want to fuck fictional characters
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stone
07/13/18 8:59:21 AM
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K181 posted...
If you said.... I don't know, a couple grand, I'd think about it.

$100 million is a no brainer choice.

This. Money please.
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FLUFFYGERM
07/13/18 9:00:14 AM
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TC is probably a virgin who hyper-idealizes his fantasties and thinks this is legitimately a hard choice.
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Turtlebread
07/13/18 9:01:45 AM
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single digit IQs would choose sex in this scenario
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garan
07/13/18 2:52:56 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Iodine posted...
With $100 Million I would be able to have sex with all sorts of beautiful women.
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Alexanaxela
07/13/18 3:04:04 PM
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i bet tc stayed up all night thinking about this ._.
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