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SpiralDrift
06/27/18 4:13:45 PM
#101:


Turbam posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Game 3: Asshole with sunglasses and an 80's haircut tricks his coworkers into being subjects in a science experiment.

Resident Evil

Yep.
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marthsheretoo
06/27/18 4:18:52 PM
#102:


Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones existed.
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Coffeebeanz
06/27/18 4:19:33 PM
#103:


marthsheretoo posted...
Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones existed.


Sid Meier's Civilization II
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marthsheretoo
06/27/18 4:25:22 PM
#104:


Coffeebeanz posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones existed.


Sid Meier's Civilization II


Gonna amend my summary.

Japanese Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones existed.
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Coffeebeanz
06/27/18 4:30:50 PM
#105:


Nobunaga's Ambition?
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BlueBoy675
06/27/18 4:33:13 PM
#106:


Kid saves the world by having his AI friend delete computer viruses
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Vultis_Zales
06/27/18 4:39:47 PM
#107:


Rikiaz posted...
DK9292 posted...
Rikiaz posted...
Eldritch monstrosity decides to become a hero and save the world so he can be the one to destroy it.

Cthulhu Saves The World

Yep, easy one but I just played it so it was on my mind.


i was going to guess Kirby
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SpiralDrift
06/27/18 4:40:21 PM
#108:


SpiralDrift posted...
Kid beats black people with a stick to save white chick.

I should have said

Horny Asian kid beats black guys with a stick to keep them off of cute white chick.

It was ICO btw.
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BlueBoy675
06/27/18 4:41:13 PM
#109:


Kid does the fusion dance with an alien to transform into microwaves
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AlisLandale
06/27/18 4:52:46 PM
#110:


BlueBoy675 posted...
Kid does the fusion dance with an alien to transform into microwaves


Megaman Starforce?
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BlueBoy675
06/27/18 4:54:24 PM
#111:


AlisLandale posted...
BlueBoy675 posted...
Kid does the fusion dance with an alien to transform into microwaves


Megaman Starforce?

Yeah
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Coffeebeanz
06/27/18 5:18:46 PM
#112:


Sentient dog and his owners go on intergalactic journey to save teddy bears from giant insects, and their own sometimes-intentional friendly fire.
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Kircheis
06/27/18 6:05:12 PM
#113:


@marthsheretoo posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones existed.


Sid Meier's Civilization II


Gonna amend my summary.

Japanese Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones existed.

Genealogy of the Holy War? I've seen the comparison tossed around a bit, and it's what I was referring to with my summary. Yours was probably less reliant on memes though.
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marthsheretoo
06/27/18 6:16:46 PM
#114:


Kircheis posted...
Genealogy of the Holy War? I've seen the comparison tossed around a bit, and it's what I was referring to with my summary. Yours was probably less reliant on memes though.


Just went back through the thread to find your summary. I like yours more lol.
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l Dudeboy l
06/27/18 6:21:36 PM
#115:


dave_is_slick posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
A robot with big tits goes around eating everybody.

I'm lost.


I'm thinking Dragonball FighterZ.
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Dr_Agon
06/27/18 6:24:22 PM
#116:


@davyheinz posted...
Jet Set Radio Future: Humans with wheels attached to their feet try to set the city free by vandalizing most of it and harassing the police force.


You are God.
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Tappor
06/27/18 6:24:54 PM
#117:


robot kills nerd's girlfriend, he and 5 others go on an epic quest to get revenge.

it's later revealed that the nerd's sword is possessed and wants to make friends but because it can't it's just going to destroy the world instead
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BlueBoy675
06/27/18 6:28:16 PM
#118:


Half demon guy eats pizza and kicks ass, and he's all out of pizza
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pikachupwnage
06/27/18 6:33:37 PM
#119:


Woman commits genocide using stuff she steals from ancient ruins.
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SpiralDrift
06/27/18 7:06:07 PM
#120:


pikachupwnage posted...
Woman commits genocide using stuff she steals from ancient ruins.

Tomb Raider
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marthsheretoo
06/27/18 7:19:06 PM
#121:


SpiralDrift posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
Woman commits genocide using stuff she steals from ancient ruins.

Tomb Raider


Nah, gotta be Metroid
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NocturneD85
06/27/18 7:47:34 PM
#122:


dave_is_slick posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
A robot with big tits goes around eating everybody.

I'm lost.


Would it be Dragonball Z Fighters?
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IHeartRadiation
06/27/18 8:20:48 PM
#123:


BlueBoy675 posted...
Half demon guy eats pizza and kicks ass, and he's all out of pizza

Devil May Cry.

Play as angry half naked man with ashy skin and daddy issues.
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dave_is_slick
06/27/18 8:29:32 PM
#124:


IHeartRadiation posted...
BlueBoy675 posted...
Half demon guy eats pizza and kicks ass, and he's all out of pizza

Devil May Cry.

Play as angry half naked man with ashy skin and daddy issues.

God of War 1-3
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SpiralDrift
06/27/18 8:42:58 PM
#125:


Girl tries to escape from clones of her father that want to impregnate her and a robot that wants her uterus.

Tag your answer with spoilers.
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Vultis_Zales
06/27/18 9:22:54 PM
#126:


You play as three random guys committing crimes and doing drugs
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/27/18 9:26:45 PM
#127:


Shady raccoon businessman engages in unlawful mortgage schemes
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DK9292
06/28/18 8:29:41 AM
#128:


Vultis_Zales posted...
You play as three random guys committing crimes and doing drugs

GTA V
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StickFigures720
06/28/18 8:45:30 AM
#129:


Manhunt: Serial killer simulator
Spec Ops: The Line: PTSD simulator
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Alexanaxela
06/28/18 8:47:30 AM
#130:


final fantasy: you bust into peoples house and loot all their treasure chests
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SavenForever
06/28/18 9:07:22 AM
#131:


A painter gets caught up in a war when his village gets destroyed by both sides in a battle, he later kills God.
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Coffeebeanz
06/28/18 9:08:40 AM
#132:


SavenForever posted...
A painter gets caught up in a war when his village gets destroyed by both sides in a battle, he later kills God.


Xenogears lol
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foreveraIone
06/28/18 9:09:57 AM
#133:


half naked ninja girls beating each other up in a way thats meant to get men aroused
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BlueBoy675
06/28/18 9:10:09 AM
#134:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Shady raccoon businessman engages in unlawful mortgage schemes

Animal Crossing
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SavenForever
06/28/18 10:38:30 AM
#135:


Coffeebeanz posted...
SavenForever posted...
A painter gets caught up in a war when his village gets destroyed by both sides in a battle, he later kills God.


Xenogears lol


https://i.giphy.com/media/QMkPpxPDYY0fu/giphy.webp
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Coffeebeanz
06/28/18 10:40:47 AM
#136:


SavenForever posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
SavenForever posted...
A painter gets caught up in a war when his village gets destroyed by both sides in a battle, he later kills God.


Xenogears lol


https://i.giphy.com/media/QMkPpxPDYY0fu/giphy.webp


You forgot the part where half his life mysteriously vanishes
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IHeartRadiation
06/28/18 10:53:19 AM
#137:


Run around enchanting camp for young super soldiers only to get consistently mauled set on fire and drown with one of your mentors threatening to explode your head if you keep annoying him.
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Coffeebeanz
06/28/18 10:56:27 AM
#138:


IHeartRadiation posted...
Run around enchanting camp for young super soldiers only to get consistently mauled set on fire and drown with one of your mentors threatening to explode your head if you keep annoying him.


Psychonauts
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SavenForever
06/28/18 11:21:10 AM
#139:


Coffeebeanz posted...
SavenForever posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
SavenForever posted...
A painter gets caught up in a war when his village gets destroyed by both sides in a battle, he later kills God.


Xenogears lol


https://i.giphy.com/media/QMkPpxPDYY0fu/giphy.webp


You forgot the part where half his life mysteriously vanishes


That's every JRPG.
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Vertania
06/28/18 11:29:19 AM
#140:


A broke lawyer solicits help from underage girls to defend alleged murderers.
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DK9292
06/28/18 11:41:39 AM
#141:


Turns out demons are REALLY susceptible to regular gunfire.
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SavenForever
06/28/18 12:01:27 PM
#142:


DK9292 posted...
Turns out demons are REALLY susceptible to regular gunfire.


Doom
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l Dudeboy l
06/28/18 12:27:48 PM
#143:


Vertania posted...
A broke lawyer solicits help from underage girls to defend alleged murderers.


Phoenix Wright.
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DK9292
06/28/18 12:29:46 PM
#144:


SavenForever posted...
DK9292 posted...
Turns out demons are REALLY susceptible to regular gunfire.


Doom

ayyyy
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Lordgold666
06/28/18 12:36:39 PM
#145:


Overpriced waste of time
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DK9292
06/28/18 12:39:00 PM
#146:


In the far future, long after the fall of mankind and the rising of the ocean levels, a new dominant lifeform has appeared on planet Earth. A cephalopod-based species, capable of shifting from a humanoid form to an aquatic form and back again. They divide themselves into tribes, and wage war.

By playing paintball.
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BlueBoy675
06/28/18 12:44:44 PM
#147:


A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime.
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l Dudeboy l
06/28/18 12:45:20 PM
#148:


DK9292 posted...
In the far future, long after the fall of mankind and the rising of the ocean levels, a new dominant lifeform has appeared on planet Earth. A cephalopod-based species, capable of shifting from a humanoid form to an aquatic form and back again. They divide themselves into tribes, and wage war.

By playing paintball.


Splatoon (2)
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fire_bolt
06/28/18 12:46:01 PM
#149:


A bunch of terrorist make it their personal mission to track down a serial killer
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DK9292
06/28/18 12:46:24 PM
#150:


l Dudeboy l posted...
DK9292 posted...
In the far future, long after the fall of mankind and the rising of the ocean levels, a new dominant lifeform has appeared on planet Earth. A cephalopod-based species, capable of shifting from a humanoid form to an aquatic form and back again. They divide themselves into tribes, and wage war.

By playing paintball.


Splatoon (2)

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