Board 8 > Anagram ranks 153 waifus nominated by Board 8: The Topic

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Anagram
07/02/17 11:38:52 PM
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It was way more work than I expected to study and rank these waifus, but the job is finally done. It took me about a week total to finish the rankings, never mind the actual write-ups (which I haven't begun yet). I intend to rank at least one waifu per day until finished, though probably I'll go faster than that in actual practice.

A bit of information on how the waifus are ranked:
1. Each waifu is assigned a score of 1-100 in the areas of Looks, Personality, and Projected Wife Capacity. These is then averaged for their individual overall scores.
2. Looks includes the waifu's hairstyle and choice of clothing. Waifus who have vastly different hotnesses based on pictures had their hottest picture used. Fan art was disregarded. Waifus who might have been very hot but have unfortunately animated shows are just out of luck.
3. Personality is based on how overall likable and interesting I think the waifu is as a person.
3. Projected Wife Capacity is based on how compatible I think the waifu would be as a partner, not specifically to me but instead to anyone. Though since this is based on my opinion, obviously I'm the most important person.
4. The highest overall score for a waifu is 81. The lowest overall score is 1.
5. Waifus who have the same overall score are individually arranged based on my choice.

The top ten waifus have the following hair colors:
Blond: 3
Black: 1
Brown: 1
Red: 3
Non-real Anime Color: 1

We begin tomorrow.
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Menji
07/02/17 11:44:13 PM
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07/02/17 11:52:44 PM
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07/02/17 11:56:47 PM
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07/02/17 11:58:27 PM
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Murphiroth
07/03/17 12:59:18 AM
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07/03/17 1:00:22 AM
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07/03/17 12:06:25 PM
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Do eet
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Anagram
07/03/17 12:10:07 PM
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And so we begin.



153. Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos
http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Bloodborne/Ebrietas%20Regal%20Swat.png
Origin: Bloodborne
Nominator: Johnbobb
Looks: 1
Personality: 1
Projected Wife Capacity: 1
Overall Score: 1
Many attempts were made to score the coveted last place, but no one was really in the running except Ebrietas. She’s some kind of Cthulhusque tentacle angel monster god whose inhabits a church, is worshipped by an insane cult, and wants to kill you for reasons unknown.

In regards to her looks, one thing you’re going to learn quickly is that the less human a waifu is, the less I’m into her. Ebrietas is barely even humanoid. Disgusting tubules come out of her inflated head, weird and ugly black stuff is where her face should be… I do like green eyes, though.

In regards to her personality, someone who leads a cult of insane people and likes to kill humans is a major turnoff. I’m going to assume that she and I have no common interests as well, and probably her mode of thinking is incomprehensible to mortals or something.

As for her PWC, I can’t imagine she’d make a good partner. I’d be all “I want to see a movie tonight” and she’d be all “But we agreed that Saturdays were our world-destroying cult night!” and then it would turn into a big argument. I can’t imagine this relationship working.

All in all, I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8, including me.
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07/03/17 12:12:54 PM
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Snake5555555555
07/03/17 12:24:45 PM
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Good taste Johnbobb.
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xp1337
07/03/17 12:50:31 PM
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Tag.

Anagram posted...
The top ten waifus have the following hair colors:
Blond: 3
Black: 1
Brown: 1
Red: 3
Non-real Anime Color: 1

I count 9. Mystery 10th option?
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Anagram
07/03/17 12:52:27 PM
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xp1337 posted...
Tag.

Anagram posted...
The top ten waifus have the following hair colors:
Blond: 3
Black: 1
Brown: 1
Red: 3
Non-real Anime Color: 1

I count 9. Mystery 10th option?

Whoops!

Blond: 4
Black: 1
Brown: 1
Red: 3
Anime: 1
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woodman
07/03/17 12:56:08 PM
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Oh shit. One of your waifus has an imaginary hair color? Is it sinusoidal, unimaginable, incomprehensible, orthogonal to the reality of hair colors we know??
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07/03/17 12:57:34 PM
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Sceptilesolar
07/03/17 1:13:58 PM
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woodman posted...
Oh shit. One of your waifus has an imaginary hair color? Is it sinusoidal, unimaginable, incomprehensible, orthogonal to the reality of hair colors we know??


Maybe it's octarine.
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NineNobles
07/03/17 1:15:40 PM
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Maybe it's the color of magic
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NineNobles
07/03/17 1:16:03 PM
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Oh wait somebody else already said Octarine.
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Pirateking2000
07/03/17 2:32:00 PM
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Clearly Anagram just can't comprehend Ebrietas beauty
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LeonhartFour
07/03/17 2:32:43 PM
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Anagram posted...
I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8


but can you really
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Jeff Zero
07/03/17 2:34:01 PM
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I happen to believe she possesses an ethereal sinusoide.
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Anagram
07/03/17 4:03:12 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
Anagram posted...
I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8


but can you really

At the very least, I hope she doesn't.
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ShoeTheCat
07/03/17 4:56:42 PM
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Anagram posted...
Black: 1

Oh yeah go my Makoto Kikuchi
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LeonhartFour
07/03/17 5:11:57 PM
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ShoeTheCat posted...
Anagram posted...
Black: 1

Oh yeah go my Yakumo Tsukamoto

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Anagram
07/03/17 7:33:26 PM
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152. Justice
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/guilty-gear/images/0/03/Justice.png/revision/latest?cb=20111210051517
Origin: Guilty Gear
Nominator: Not_an_Owl
Looks: 5
Personality: 8
Projected Wife Capacity: 1
Overall Score: 4.7
Justice has a few pretty big hurdles to cross in order to be a good waifu, and she tragically fails to cross any of them. She’s a genocidal robot that wants to destroy all humanity, and right off the bat, genocide is a major turn off for me.

Justice’s first other problem is her looks. She’s not human and she’s not even made out of flesh. It also doesn’t help that she apparently has a big spike growing out of her crotch, which I mean is just going to make going out with her awkward.

Personality-wise, she’s cunning and intelligent but still very into the whole genocide shtick, which I’m just not into at all.

Lastly, no relationship with her is going to work out. She’s clearly too devoted to the whole genocide thing, and that’s going to leave no time at all for us. It also doesn’t help that she’s almost eight feet tall. There’s no way she’s going to fit into my car.

Sorry Justice, but I’m going to have to leave you to your world-destroying ambitions and find some other waifu.
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trdl23
07/03/17 8:35:28 PM
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Anagram is not Sol Badguy confirmed
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Jeff Zero
07/03/17 8:42:02 PM
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genocide is a major turn off for me.


what I'm learning from this topic is I really need a version of Steins;Gate with Anagram in place of Daru
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Logicblade
07/03/17 10:38:16 PM
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Pram_the_Oracle
07/03/17 10:42:35 PM
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Jeff Zero posted...
genocide is a major turn off for me.


what I'm learning from this topic is I really need a version of Steins;Gate with Anagram in place of Daru


Wait what?
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07/03/17 10:51:24 PM
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justice too low
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Raka_Putra
07/03/17 10:58:05 PM
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Tag.
Also, need the full list of waifus to be ranked please.
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Anagram
07/03/17 11:09:02 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Tag.
Also, need the full list of waifus to be ranked please.

I forgot to include a list of them that wasn't the actual list of all of them in order. Is there a way to rearrange an Excel column by alphabetic order or something?
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Menji
07/03/17 11:10:31 PM
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Logicblade
07/03/17 11:12:09 PM
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Anagram posted...
Raka_Putra posted...
Tag.
Also, need the full list of waifus to be ranked please.

I forgot to include a list of them that wasn't the actual list of all of them in order. Is there a way to rearrange an Excel column by alphabetic order or something?


Yes, there should be a way to sort alphabetically, Data -> Sort -> something something
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Raka_Putra
07/03/17 11:18:23 PM
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Yeah, using this nifty button on the Data tab, after highlighting the names column
RM73Mwa
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Anagram
07/03/17 11:23:10 PM
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Thank you logic. Here is a list of the waifus in alphabetic order and their nominators.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PicKaWBT-ASm7RF8ody69s5WFpSfvWHCKHIpd5HeeYc/edit#gid=0
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Raka_Putra
07/03/17 11:42:16 PM
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It says I need permission?
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Anagram
07/04/17 2:17:49 AM
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Alright, this link should work.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PicKaWBT-ASm7RF8ody69s5WFpSfvWHCKHIpd5HeeYc
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Raka_Putra
07/04/17 2:26:03 AM
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And it does! Thanks.
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Logicblade
07/04/17 10:21:14 AM
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You have Ion listed twice, Naoto listed twice and Scherazard listed twice.
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Sceptilesolar
07/04/17 10:43:56 AM
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Makoto Niijima also.
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MariaTaylor
07/04/17 11:23:49 AM
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woodman posted...
Oh shit. One of your waifus has an imaginary hair color? Is it sinusoidal, unimaginable, incomprehensible, orthogonal to the reality of hair colors we know??


madotsuki scored 1st place...
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Jeff Zero
07/04/17 11:39:28 AM
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Pram_the_Oracle posted...
Jeff Zero posted...
genocide is a major turn off for me.


what I'm learning from this topic is I really need a version of Steins;Gate with Anagram in place of Daru


Wait what?


I'm just imagining the things he says in Daru's voice as he talks about his 2D harem

"um, yeahhh, Okabe? Genocide is a MAJOR turnoff for me"

it's... look, you had to be there
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Anagram
07/04/17 12:02:06 PM
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Logicblade posted...
You have Ion listed twice, Naoto listed twice and Scherazard listed twice.

Sceptilesolar posted...
Makoto Niijima also.

Well now it's Anagram ranks 150 waifus.
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Anagram
07/04/17 1:55:49 PM
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148. Madotsuki
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yumenikki/images/b/b8/Madotsuki_in_the_Manga.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131007020911
Origin: Yume Nikki
Nominator: MariaTaylor
Looks: 2
Personality: 10
Projected Wife Capacity: 5
Overall Score: 5.7
A number of underage girls were nominated for this project. I’m not sure, but I think every single one is Japanese in origin. Thanks, Japan! Without actually looking it up, I’m going to guess Madotsuki is about six. Yeah, no.

Looks, she’s a six year-old.

Personality, she’s a six year-old.

Projected Wife Capacity, she’s a six year-old.

Shame on you, Japan.
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MariaTaylor
07/04/17 2:05:43 PM
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madotsuki is not a child though...
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ShoeTheCat
07/04/17 2:19:33 PM
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Oh hey it's Vomit-chan
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Anagram
07/04/17 2:37:35 PM
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MariaTaylor posted...
madotsuki is not a child though...

If she's not, I invoke the Nowi Clause.
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Eerieka
07/04/17 2:39:36 PM
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I hope Anagram is aware that his list includes traps. All recommended by the same person, too. Nice!
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LeonhartFour
07/04/17 3:47:28 PM
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Eerieka posted...
I hope Anagram is aware that his list includes traps. All recommended by the same person, too. Nice!


Pretty sure that was mentioned in the noms topic, but maybe he's forgotten by now!
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