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Anagram 07/02/17 11:38:52 PM #1: |
It was way more work than I expected to study and rank these waifus, but the job is finally done. It took me about a week total to finish the rankings, never mind the actual write-ups (which I haven't begun yet). I intend to rank at least one waifu per day until finished, though probably I'll go faster than that in actual practice.
A bit of information on how the waifus are ranked: 1. Each waifu is assigned a score of 1-100 in the areas of Looks, Personality, and Projected Wife Capacity. These is then averaged for their individual overall scores. 2. Looks includes the waifu's hairstyle and choice of clothing. Waifus who have vastly different hotnesses based on pictures had their hottest picture used. Fan art was disregarded. Waifus who might have been very hot but have unfortunately animated shows are just out of luck. 3. Personality is based on how overall likable and interesting I think the waifu is as a person. 3. Projected Wife Capacity is based on how compatible I think the waifu would be as a partner, not specifically to me but instead to anyone. Though since this is based on my opinion, obviously I'm the most important person. 4. The highest overall score for a waifu is 81. The lowest overall score is 1. 5. Waifus who have the same overall score are individually arranged based on my choice. The top ten waifus have the following hair colors: Blond: 3 Black: 1 Brown: 1 Red: 3 Non-real Anime Color: 1 We begin tomorrow. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Menji 07/02/17 11:44:13 PM #2: |
tag
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Pirateking2000 07/02/17 11:52:44 PM #3: |
tag
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Jeff Zero 07/02/17 11:56:47 PM #4: |
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LeonhartFour 07/02/17 11:58:27 PM #5: |
I like my chances.
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Murphiroth 07/03/17 12:59:18 AM #6: |
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Snake5555555555 07/03/17 1:00:22 AM #7: |
Tag
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Sceptilesolar 07/03/17 12:06:25 PM #8: |
Do eet
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Anagram 07/03/17 12:10:07 PM #9: |
And so we begin.
153. Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Bloodborne/Ebrietas%20Regal%20Swat.png Origin: Bloodborne Nominator: Johnbobb Looks: 1 Personality: 1 Projected Wife Capacity: 1 Overall Score: 1 Many attempts were made to score the coveted last place, but no one was really in the running except Ebrietas. She’s some kind of Cthulhusque tentacle angel monster god whose inhabits a church, is worshipped by an insane cult, and wants to kill you for reasons unknown. In regards to her looks, one thing you’re going to learn quickly is that the less human a waifu is, the less I’m into her. Ebrietas is barely even humanoid. Disgusting tubules come out of her inflated head, weird and ugly black stuff is where her face should be… I do like green eyes, though. In regards to her personality, someone who leads a cult of insane people and likes to kill humans is a major turnoff. I’m going to assume that she and I have no common interests as well, and probably her mode of thinking is incomprehensible to mortals or something. As for her PWC, I can’t imagine she’d make a good partner. I’d be all “I want to see a movie tonight” and she’d be all “But we agreed that Saturdays were our world-destroying cult night!” and then it would turn into a big argument. I can’t imagine this relationship working. All in all, I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8, including me. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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profDEADPOOL 07/03/17 12:12:54 PM #10: |
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Snake5555555555 07/03/17 12:24:45 PM #11: |
Good taste Johnbobb.
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xp1337 07/03/17 12:50:31 PM #12: |
Tag.
Anagram posted... The top ten waifus have the following hair colors: I count 9. Mystery 10th option? --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 07/03/17 12:52:27 PM #13: |
xp1337 posted...
Tag. Whoops! Blond: 4 Black: 1 Brown: 1 Red: 3 Anime: 1 --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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woodman 07/03/17 12:56:08 PM #14: |
Oh shit. One of your waifus has an imaginary hair color? Is it sinusoidal, unimaginable, incomprehensible, orthogonal to the reality of hair colors we know??
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Jeff Zero 07/03/17 12:57:34 PM #15: |
s-sinusoidal-kun, w-we can't
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Sceptilesolar 07/03/17 1:13:58 PM #16: |
woodman posted...
Oh shit. One of your waifus has an imaginary hair color? Is it sinusoidal, unimaginable, incomprehensible, orthogonal to the reality of hair colors we know?? Maybe it's octarine. --- Just killing time until the world ends. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NineNobles 07/03/17 1:15:40 PM #17: |
Maybe it's the color of magic
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NineNobles 07/03/17 1:16:03 PM #18: |
Oh wait somebody else already said Octarine.
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Pirateking2000 07/03/17 2:32:00 PM #19: |
Clearly Anagram just can't comprehend Ebrietas beauty
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LeonhartFour 07/03/17 2:32:43 PM #20: |
Anagram posted...
I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8 but can you really --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 07/03/17 2:34:01 PM #21: |
I happen to believe she possesses an ethereal sinusoide.
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Anagram 07/03/17 4:03:12 PM #22: |
LeonhartFour posted...
Anagram posted...I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8 At the very least, I hope she doesn't. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShoeTheCat 07/03/17 4:56:42 PM #23: |
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LeonhartFour 07/03/17 5:11:57 PM #24: |
ShoeTheCat posted...
Anagram posted...Black: 1 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 07/03/17 7:33:26 PM #25: |
152. Justice
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/guilty-gear/images/0/03/Justice.png/revision/latest?cb=20111210051517 Origin: Guilty Gear Nominator: Not_an_Owl Looks: 5 Personality: 8 Projected Wife Capacity: 1 Overall Score: 4.7 Justice has a few pretty big hurdles to cross in order to be a good waifu, and she tragically fails to cross any of them. She’s a genocidal robot that wants to destroy all humanity, and right off the bat, genocide is a major turn off for me. Justice’s first other problem is her looks. She’s not human and she’s not even made out of flesh. It also doesn’t help that she apparently has a big spike growing out of her crotch, which I mean is just going to make going out with her awkward. Personality-wise, she’s cunning and intelligent but still very into the whole genocide shtick, which I’m just not into at all. Lastly, no relationship with her is going to work out. She’s clearly too devoted to the whole genocide thing, and that’s going to leave no time at all for us. It also doesn’t help that she’s almost eight feet tall. There’s no way she’s going to fit into my car. Sorry Justice, but I’m going to have to leave you to your world-destroying ambitions and find some other waifu. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 07/03/17 8:35:28 PM #26: |
Anagram is not Sol Badguy confirmed
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Jeff Zero 07/03/17 8:42:02 PM #27: |
genocide is a major turn off for me. what I'm learning from this topic is I really need a version of Steins;Gate with Anagram in place of Daru --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Logicblade 07/03/17 10:38:16 PM #28: |
Taggles
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Pram_the_Oracle 07/03/17 10:42:35 PM #29: |
Jeff Zero posted...
genocide is a major turn off for me. Wait what? --- Natwaf congratulates BKSheikah, Winner of the 2017 BYoG Guru contest! But Asagi Igawa is still the best Waifu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Not_an_Owl 07/03/17 10:51:24 PM #30: |
justice too low
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Raka_Putra 07/03/17 10:58:05 PM #31: |
Tag.
Also, need the full list of waifus to be ranked please. --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 07/03/17 11:09:02 PM #32: |
Raka_Putra posted...
Tag. I forgot to include a list of them that wasn't the actual list of all of them in order. Is there a way to rearrange an Excel column by alphabetic order or something? --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Menji 07/03/17 11:10:31 PM #33: |
http://alphabetizer.flap.tv
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Logicblade 07/03/17 11:12:09 PM #34: |
Anagram posted...
Raka_Putra posted...Tag. Yes, there should be a way to sort alphabetically, Data -> Sort -> something something --- Spare me your obsolete empathy The voice of sympathy means nothing to me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 07/03/17 11:18:23 PM #35: |
Yeah, using this nifty button on the Data tab, after highlighting the names column
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Anagram 07/03/17 11:23:10 PM #36: |
Thank you logic. Here is a list of the waifus in alphabetic order and their nominators.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PicKaWBT-ASm7RF8ody69s5WFpSfvWHCKHIpd5HeeYc/edit#gid=0 --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 07/03/17 11:42:16 PM #37: |
It says I need permission?
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Anagram 07/04/17 2:17:49 AM #38: |
Alright, this link should work.
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Raka_Putra 07/04/17 2:26:03 AM #39: |
And it does! Thanks.
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Logicblade 07/04/17 10:21:14 AM #40: |
You have Ion listed twice, Naoto listed twice and Scherazard listed twice.
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Sceptilesolar 07/04/17 10:43:56 AM #41: |
Makoto Niijima also.
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MariaTaylor 07/04/17 11:23:49 AM #42: |
woodman posted...
Oh shit. One of your waifus has an imaginary hair color? Is it sinusoidal, unimaginable, incomprehensible, orthogonal to the reality of hair colors we know?? madotsuki scored 1st place... --- What is your favorite color? http://i.imgur.com/U0naSRE.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 07/04/17 11:39:28 AM #43: |
Pram_the_Oracle posted...
Jeff Zero posted...genocide is a major turn off for me. I'm just imagining the things he says in Daru's voice as he talks about his 2D harem "um, yeahhh, Okabe? Genocide is a MAJOR turnoff for me" it's... look, you had to be there --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 07/04/17 12:02:06 PM #44: |
Logicblade posted...
You have Ion listed twice, Naoto listed twice and Scherazard listed twice. Sceptilesolar posted... Makoto Niijima also. Well now it's Anagram ranks 150 waifus. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 07/04/17 1:55:49 PM #45: |
148. Madotsuki
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yumenikki/images/b/b8/Madotsuki_in_the_Manga.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131007020911 Origin: Yume Nikki Nominator: MariaTaylor Looks: 2 Personality: 10 Projected Wife Capacity: 5 Overall Score: 5.7 A number of underage girls were nominated for this project. I’m not sure, but I think every single one is Japanese in origin. Thanks, Japan! Without actually looking it up, I’m going to guess Madotsuki is about six. Yeah, no. Looks, she’s a six year-old. Personality, she’s a six year-old. Projected Wife Capacity, she’s a six year-old. Shame on you, Japan. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 07/04/17 2:05:43 PM #46: |
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ShoeTheCat 07/04/17 2:19:33 PM #47: |
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Anagram 07/04/17 2:37:35 PM #48: |
MariaTaylor posted...
madotsuki is not a child though... If she's not, I invoke the Nowi Clause. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eerieka 07/04/17 2:39:36 PM #49: |
I hope Anagram is aware that his list includes traps. All recommended by the same person, too. Nice!
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LeonhartFour 07/04/17 3:47:28 PM #50: |
Eerieka posted...
I hope Anagram is aware that his list includes traps. All recommended by the same person, too. Nice! Pretty sure that was mentioned in the noms topic, but maybe he's forgotten by now! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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