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| Topic | Anagram ranks 153 waifus nominated by Board 8: The Topic |
| Anagram 07/03/17 12:10:07 PM #9: | And so we begin. 153. Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Bloodborne/Ebrietas%20Regal%20Swat.png Origin: Bloodborne Nominator: Johnbobb Looks: 1 Personality: 1 Projected Wife Capacity: 1 Overall Score: 1 Many attempts were made to score the coveted last place, but no one was really in the running except Ebrietas. She’s some kind of Cthulhusque tentacle angel monster god whose inhabits a church, is worshipped by an insane cult, and wants to kill you for reasons unknown. In regards to her looks, one thing you’re going to learn quickly is that the less human a waifu is, the less I’m into her. Ebrietas is barely even humanoid. Disgusting tubules come out of her inflated head, weird and ugly black stuff is where her face should be… I do like green eyes, though. In regards to her personality, someone who leads a cult of insane people and likes to kill humans is a major turnoff. I’m going to assume that she and I have no common interests as well, and probably her mode of thinking is incomprehensible to mortals or something. As for her PWC, I can’t imagine she’d make a good partner. I’d be all “I want to see a movie tonight” and she’d be all “But we agreed that Saturdays were our world-destroying cult night!” and then it would turn into a big argument. I can’t imagine this relationship working. All in all, I can confidently declare that Ebrietas is not a waifu to interest anyone on Board 8, including me. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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