| Board List | |
|---|---|
| Topic | Cashier Pops Her Tit Out As A Power Move While Berating Customer |
| marthsheretoo 02/20/18 6:58:29 PM #148 | She's not underage. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I don't understand the obsession with romance systems in games |
| marthsheretoo 02/20/18 6:54:52 PM #2 | Fire Emblem's romance system sucked all the nuance and development out of the characters. That's not something you can really ignore. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | How much money you make an hour? |
| marthsheretoo 02/20/18 12:14:24 AM #8 | $90 plus tips --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | So there are basically four good DC characters |
| marthsheretoo 02/20/18 12:13:52 AM #4 | I was really hoping that was going to be the OP and you did not disappoint. Thank you. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | If Adult Swim made a show about a male feminist rally, it would be called |
| marthsheretoo 02/19/18 10:25:28 PM #4 | Hey guys Guys You ready for a KILLER joke?? Like, a really EPIC LUL? What do you call a LIBERAL MALE? LMAO --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Would you have a threesome with your girlfriend/wife? |
| marthsheretoo 02/19/18 8:00:08 PM #4 | I would have a threesome with my girlfriend and my wife, sure. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I have 81 Snapchat friends. |
| marthsheretoo 02/19/18 5:50:53 PM #8 | Imagine what it says about your maturity that you find an 18 year old such a good match. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | pick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date |
| marthsheretoo 02/18/18 11:06:42 PM #93 | anth0ny posted... marthsheretoo posted...Pick up artist pro tip: buy a boat and take the girls into international waters, then get them tipsy-topside. I just follow the Dennis system --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | pick up artist pro tip: have girls meet you at your place before a date |
| marthsheretoo 02/18/18 11:03:03 PM #91 | Pick up artist pro tip: buy a boat and take the girls into international waters, then get them tipsy-topside. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Why don't liberals complain about high-caliber semi-automatic handguns? |
| marthsheretoo 02/16/18 8:10:12 PM #2 | Could you be a worse poster if you tried? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | A raver girl messaged me "Heya" |
| marthsheretoo 02/16/18 7:40:47 PM #16 | Pepys Monster posted... marthsheretoo posted...Pepys Monster posted...Do you guys think she'll become my GF? Then I wish you the best of luck. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | A raver girl messaged me "Heya" |
| marthsheretoo 02/16/18 7:39:32 PM #14 | Pepys Monster posted... Do you guys think she'll become my GF? If she does, will you stop your incel gimmick posts? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What would you do if your lover CHEATED on you? |
| marthsheretoo 02/16/18 5:02:49 PM #10 | Scotty_Rogers posted... Sada_Pop posted...Depends. Who's she cheating on me with? In this case, pinch myself until I wake up. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Just came on the internet and found out there's people defending The Last Jedi |
| marthsheretoo 02/16/18 4:03:31 AM #86 | ThanksUglyGod posted... cjsdowg posted...ThanksUglyGod posted... "Saved" --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Just came on the internet and found out there's people defending The Last Jedi |
| marthsheretoo 02/15/18 11:16:30 PM #67 | ThanksUglyGod posted... cjsdowg posted...For the people who liked it , did you even like Finn and Rose stuff? The one he went through in TFA? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Just came on the internet and found out there's people defending The Last Jedi |
| marthsheretoo 02/15/18 10:51:39 PM #57 | TLJ did some things well but for the most part, it's a mess from a thematic/character/plot/lore perspective. I can go into more detail in a couple hours. Would be a decent popcorn flick as a standalone but as part of a larger universe, and even just as a sequel to TFA (which was actually a worse movie!), it doesn't mesh. I wish Rian had tried harder in this regard and I'm tentatively eager to see what he does with his own trilogy where he doesn't have to acknowledge someone else's vision. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | According to statistics, it's UNLIKELY, a Girl is Attractive with these NAMES!! |
| marthsheretoo 02/15/18 1:22:30 AM #3 | Dammit, didn't read the poll clearly before voting. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Who is "literally Hitler"? |
| marthsheretoo 02/14/18 2:08:56 AM #10 | Rian Johnson --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | It seems to me that women want hookups, not love. |
| marthsheretoo 02/14/18 1:39:26 AM #31 | SableWolfAngel posted... marthsheretoo posted...SableWolfAngel posted...I can kinda see that. It's easier for a guy to get all gaga over a girl because they're desperate or have a rosy view of the girl that doesn't always align with reality. I mean, I like the guys in my harem and they all like me, but I just don't see myself loving any of them. There's just something missing, something important that I need. Something somewhere else... Damn, you remember that. Offer still stands~ --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | It seems to me that women want hookups, not love. |
| marthsheretoo 02/14/18 1:28:19 AM #26 | SableWolfAngel posted... I can kinda see that. It's easier for a guy to get all gaga over a girl because they're desperate or have a rosy view of the girl that doesn't always align with reality. I mean, I like the guys in my harem and they all like me, but I just don't see myself loving any of them. There's just something missing, something important that I need. Something somewhere else... This is hot tbh --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | It seems to me that women want hookups, not love. |
| marthsheretoo 02/14/18 1:19:22 AM #24 | Shave. Now. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | i have two new years resolutions |
| marthsheretoo 02/14/18 1:11:23 AM #6 | DocileOrangeCup posted... i can help with one of those I can help with the other. I will montage you into a 7-foot tower of sculpted muscle. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Did CEProm pass? |
| marthsheretoo 02/13/18 9:04:58 PM #7 | You crazy kids. I remember my first CEprom years ago. Got laid in the bathroom. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | CE confession topic, confess ITT |
| marthsheretoo 02/13/18 8:57:56 PM #79 | Confession: I was trying to seduce kassieplx but shot myself in the foot by hooking up with her roommate. Roommate and I ended up staying together for 3 years or so, so I never got another chance with kassie. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Think about how easy it is for the average woman to get laid. |
| marthsheretoo 02/13/18 8:10:04 PM #22 | Pepys Monster posted... marthsheretoo posted...I'm in the double digits Yes? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Think about how easy it is for the average woman to get laid. |
| marthsheretoo 02/13/18 8:08:14 PM #18 | Turtlebread posted... Antifar posted...Turtlebread posted...its not, especially since women dont even like sex Sounds like a you problem. I'm in the double digits and I can assure you that women enjoy sex. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Serious topics here bros, I seduced an umm 18 year old... Do I bail and return |
| marthsheretoo 02/13/18 4:18:59 AM #3 | Is the "uh" meant to signify that she's under 18? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Study shows that conservatives are more attractive than liberals |
| marthsheretoo 02/13/18 12:29:55 AM #28 | Generally, privileged groups lean conservative (because the status quo is set up to benefit you) Attractive people will generally see less of a need to change the system, because the system is working for them. Ugly people get treated like crap and want to tear the system down. So I could see attractive people skewing conservative. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Watching the Last Jedi right now... WTF at Leia... *spoilers* |
| marthsheretoo 02/12/18 10:17:13 PM #28 | Captain_Qwark posted... marthsheretoo posted...but sustaining your body and moving through a vacuum don't seem like particularly strenuous tasks for a force-wielder to accomplish. I don't see what's controversial about that statement. Moving something through a vacuum has got to be easier than moving something through air/against gravity/etc. There's less working against you. Force healing is already a thing in canon. Sustaining your body seems easier than healing it. To me it makes intuitive sense that the Force could cover for you for a bit if you needed to hold your breath or keep your organs where they needed to be. Like http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breath_control There's also EU precedent (yeah, lol, whatever) when Luke gets shot down in Courtship of Princess Leia and floats down to the surface of the planet from space. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Watching the Last Jedi right now... WTF at Leia... *spoilers* |
| marthsheretoo 02/12/18 10:06:36 PM #23 | CasualGuy posted... being able to use the force to be a better pilot is a lot less insane than randomly being able to survive and fly through space by yourself I'm honestly not sure why this is such a big deal. Leia is Luke's brother so she's got a ton of potential and 20-odd years to learn to tap into it. In the old EU, she became a Jedi master. Obviously she didn't here (which I'm kinda ticked about) but sustaining your body and moving through a vacuum don't seem like particularly strenuous tasks for a force-wielder to accomplish. ...One thing that is odd about the scene is the fact that she manages to fly back to the fleeing cruiser which is presumably moving at top speed. Just how fast is she going, exactly? o_o --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Watching the Last Jedi right now... WTF at Leia... *spoilers* |
| marthsheretoo 02/12/18 10:00:03 PM #13 | Just put the phone down and finish the movie ffs. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | A bad scene in The Last Jedi I don't see get enough shit...(SPOILERS) |
| marthsheretoo 02/12/18 8:50:05 PM #5 | That field of tall grass that easily obscures them later as they run away and is right next to the beach? >_> ...Nah, let's just toss it on the beach. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Would you rather date an 18 year old, or a girl your age with 3-4 kids? |
| marthsheretoo 02/12/18 6:19:31 AM #59 | NES4EVER posted... I just think the funniest part is that taddy has no chance with either the 18 year old or the 30 something woman with 3-4 kids. It's more like scoffing at the idea of eating broccoli, because nobody's willing to give you that either. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Big video game execs call you, offering you full creative control of a series |
| marthsheretoo 02/11/18 11:41:20 PM #59 | BLAKUboy posted... Fire Emblem. Enough of this Waifu Emblem shit. This but I actually have some cool gameplay innovations and a full storyline ready to go too. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | If the Earth is round why dont cars float off the road after driving a few miles |
| marthsheretoo 02/11/18 6:40:00 PM #10 | That's what car insurance is for, silly. If you didn't pay your car insurance, your car would just float away. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | as a pick up artist, all the girl topics on this board are absolutely hilarious |
| marthsheretoo 02/10/18 9:41:09 PM #9 | I assume TC is referring to being a master of the card game "52-card pickup." Given his posting history, other interpretations are dubious at best. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Childhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot |
| marthsheretoo 02/09/18 3:59:00 PM #43 | Childhood is thinking 500/month is a lot. 6 year old me would have wet his pants with excitement at the thought of 5k. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Katy Perry's - I Kissed a Girl = Problematic |
| marthsheretoo 02/09/18 5:07:32 AM #8 | Pepys Monster posted... The song was progressive when it came out. Now it triggers SJWs. At least Katy can honestly sing that she kissed a girl. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Can CE complete the Alphabet Girlfriend/Ex-Girlfriend Challenge? |
| marthsheretoo 02/09/18 12:17:24 AM #13 | Geiki Ganger posted... ForestLogic posted...Yo I added P to the list but someone didn't catch it. Update that shit. Aaah hell, I forgot one! --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Why is Star Wars so beloved when it hasn't been CONSISTENTLY GOOD since the 80s |
| marthsheretoo 02/09/18 12:15:41 AM #6 | Star Wars as a concept takes hold of peoples' imaginations and they see the Star Wars they want to see, rather than the recent messes that it actually becomes when someone tries to make a movie out of it. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Can CE complete the Alphabet Girlfriend/Ex-Girlfriend Challenge? |
| marthsheretoo 02/07/18 11:47:25 PM #5 | Cryptix posted... A - Ashley, Allysa, or Alexandria (Zeeak) Alex (Cryptix) I have more than one ex, I swear >_> just all the common letters were gone --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Has there ever been a game series where the 5th game is good? |
| marthsheretoo 02/07/18 10:23:48 PM #49 | Fire Emblem --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Have you KISSED anyone this week? :O |
| marthsheretoo 02/05/18 9:00:38 PM #36 | I'm poly, come at me. My girlfriend knows. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Have you KISSED anyone this week? :O |
| marthsheretoo 02/05/18 8:20:44 PM #34 | Two girls this week. My girlfriend and my "friend". --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | How scared do you think Donald Trump is rn |
| marthsheretoo 02/05/18 4:08:38 PM #2 | He lacks the self-awareness to care. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What's da craziest thing you did sexually? |
| marthsheretoo 02/04/18 5:22:56 PM #37 | Was at a ballroom dance venue with my ex, we got horny, went outside, started making out. I slipped my hand under her dress and at some point, I slipped it in and we started banging against the wall. Her friend came out to say bye because she was leaving. We froze, me still inside her but obscured by the dress, pretended we were just tired-hugging, and said our goodbyes. Then she left and we finished >_> --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Where are you guys getting the "Indian men are the new bulls" meme? |
| marthsheretoo 02/03/18 11:17:20 PM #75 | First he opens the Kwik-E-mart Then your girl invites him over for a quickie --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Tips on raising my puppy vegan? |
| marthsheretoo 02/02/18 7:39:17 PM #2 | Uh --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Where are you guys getting the "Indian men are the new bulls" meme? |
| marthsheretoo 02/01/18 10:05:53 PM #70 | teepan95 posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Oh. Meh. So the meme is just comparing a role in one specific sex fetish to men of a specific race. That's... I mean, I want to come up with a more descriptive word than uninteresting, but uninteresting is all that comes to mind. First he spice your meal Then your girl he steal --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Donald Trump and Mike Pence were at a press conference. |
| marthsheretoo 02/01/18 8:22:28 PM #22 | Christian RULES posted... I don't get it. Of course only a Trump hater can make something so stoopid. Stick to posting about Man Fan, d00d --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Board List |