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No_U_L7
02/10/18 9:05:33 PM
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such poor understanding of attraction and female psychology...
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 9:06:46 PM
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 9:07:47 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
C final answer


you are one of the offenders, you once made a topic saying you "weren't sure if hanging out with this girl was a date" haha
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DocileOrangeCup
02/10/18 9:07:50 PM
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FreshOverlord
02/10/18 9:09:00 PM
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What's a pickup artist?
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Paper_Okami
02/10/18 9:10:22 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
such poor understanding of attraction and female psychology...


how many restraining orders do you have, 1000?
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 9:21:37 PM
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FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?


it means through studying and infield application, repetition and refinement i have an advanced understanding of attraction, male to female dynamics, female psychology and sub communication
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marthsheretoo
02/10/18 9:41:09 PM
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I assume TC is referring to being a master of the card game "52-card pickup."

Given his posting history, other interpretations are dubious at best.
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Quol
02/10/18 9:45:53 PM
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FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 9:47:36 PM
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Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know
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Kaname_Madoka
02/10/18 9:48:34 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
C final answer

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Quol
02/10/18 9:49:06 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

So i was right about them being the annoying person no one likes that memorizes lame lines, huh?
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Mr_MacPhisto
02/10/18 9:49:15 PM
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Is your name "Mystery"?
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LordFarquad1312
02/10/18 9:49:58 PM
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Are you the one that goes to porn conventions and sleeps with pornstars TC? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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DrizztLink
02/10/18 9:50:09 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

You don't drink AND you manage to cope with having to be you?

Tha's impressive.
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 9:51:29 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Are you the one that goes to porn conventions and sleeps with pornstars TC? Or am I thinking of someone else?


yep, that's me, actually slept with another porn star at the convention last month
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 9:55:01 PM
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Quol posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

So i was right about them being the annoying person no one likes that memorizes lame lines, huh?


i stopped reading after your first part...i don't waste time on people who have no idea what they're talking about.
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Quol
02/10/18 9:58:34 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

So i was right about them being the annoying person no one likes that memorizes lame lines, huh?


i stopped reading after your first part...i don't waste time on people who have no idea what they're talking about.

Dont worry i already got the idea that you dont read much, no harm done.
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:02:10 PM
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Quol posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

So i was right about them being the annoying person no one likes that memorizes lame lines, huh?


i stopped reading after your first part...i don't waste time on people who have no idea what they're talking about.

Dont worry i already got the idea that you dont read much, no harm done.


now's your cue to tip your fedora
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:04:13 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
C final answer


you are one of the offenders, you once made a topic saying you "weren't sure if hanging out with this girl was a date" haha

Uh, I dont remember making that topic so lol you
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:05:04 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
C final answer


you are one of the offenders, you once made a topic saying you "weren't sure if hanging out with this girl was a date" haha

Uh, I dont remember making that topic so lol you


then you have a poor memory...go check that archive site =)
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:07:16 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
C final answer


you are one of the offenders, you once made a topic saying you "weren't sure if hanging out with this girl was a date" haha

Uh, I dont remember making that topic so lol you


then you have a poor memory...go check that archive site =)

Citation needed
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Joelypoely
02/10/18 10:08:01 PM
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marthsheretoo posted...
I assume TC is referring to being a master of the card game "52-card pickup."

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Quol
02/10/18 10:09:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

So i was right about them being the annoying person no one likes that memorizes lame lines, huh?


i stopped reading after your first part...i don't waste time on people who have no idea what they're talking about.

Dont worry i already got the idea that you dont read much, no harm done.


now's your cue to tip your fedora

How could i forget that, my apologies.
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:13:39 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
C final answer


you are one of the offenders, you once made a topic saying you "weren't sure if hanging out with this girl was a date" haha

Uh, I dont remember making that topic so lol you


then you have a poor memory...go check that archive site =)

Citation needed


sent you a pm
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nexigrams
02/10/18 10:14:37 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

Why don't most pickup artists drink?
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:20:39 PM
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Wow. 1 semi-actual topic, 1 obviously joke topic, and another joke topic.

I bet if one looks up your post history, theyd just find weekly topics saying the same thing and a shitty gimmick that youve had for years.

So really, whos the sad one here Scion?

Again, C final answer.
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:20:56 PM
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nexigrams posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Quol posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?

You know that one drunk guy at the bar/party, the one who everyone avoids but isnt annoying enough to kick out? Turns out they call themselves pick up artists when they remember a line such as "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."


actually most pick up artists don't drink...shows how much you know

Why don't most pickup artists drink?


believe it or not you're actually less smooth when you're drunk, you just care less. the goal is to always be the smooth guy, with or without alcohol. that way you avoid any state dependence and it makes it easier to think clearly. if they drink, they'll limit it to a couple of social drinks (usually after already isolating or moving the girl to another location). also i have such a small bladder, i can't stay with girls longer than 15 min if i have a drink.
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Hairy-man
02/10/18 10:21:55 PM
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Im doing just fine
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:22:14 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Wow. 1 semi-actual topic, 1 obviously joke topic, and another joke topic.

I bet if one looks up your post history, theyd just find weekly topics saying the same thing and a shitty gimmick that youve had for years.

So really, whos the sad one here Scion?

Again, C final answer.


that's just from the first 2 pages. i'm not digging further, that's just a waste of time. i clearly remember how clueless you are with girls.

also, i'm not scion
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:23:44 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Wow. 1 semi-actual topic, 1 obviously joke topic, and another joke topic.

I bet if one looks up your post history, theyd just find weekly topics saying the same thing and a shitty gimmick that youve had for years.

So really, whos the sad one here Scion?

Again, C final answer.


that's just from the first 2 pages. i'm not digging further, that's just a waste of time. i clearly remember how clueless you are with girls.

also, i'm not scion

Wow, 2 pages of topics and thats what you found? Every single topic of yours is just as sad.

And Scofield. Whatever. Get you shitty gimmick accounts mixed up sometimes.

C, final answer
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:27:40 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Wow. 1 semi-actual topic, 1 obviously joke topic, and another joke topic.

I bet if one looks up your post history, theyd just find weekly topics saying the same thing and a shitty gimmick that youve had for years.

So really, whos the sad one here Scion?

Again, C final answer.


that's just from the first 2 pages. i'm not digging further, that's just a waste of time. i clearly remember how clueless you are with girls.

also, i'm not scion

Wow, 2 pages of topics and thats what you found? Every single topic of yours is just as sad.

And Scofield. Whatever. Get you shitty gimmick accounts mixed up sometimes.

C, final answer


there's nothing wrong with being bad with girls. what's pathetic is not taking steps to improve. being able to talk to girls (in a way that leads to the type of relationships you want to have) is a skill, and if you don't refine that skill, it's not going to happen. no one is born with that skill, 95% of people are bad at talking to girls.
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:28:12 PM
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CaptainCrunch
02/10/18 10:29:02 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?


it means through studying and infield application, repetition and refinement i have an advanced understanding of attraction, male to female dynamics, female psychology and sub communication


damn, I can't imagine having to treat dating like a college course because you're just that bad at picking up women
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legendarylemur
02/10/18 10:30:54 PM
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The answer is D you idiots
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Quol
02/10/18 10:32:22 PM
#38:


legendarylemur posted...
The answer is D you idiots

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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:32:36 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
The answer is D you idiots

With the image in his sig? Yeah.

But the original was always, ALWAYS C.
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:32:39 PM
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CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
FreshOverlord posted...
What's a pickup artist?


it means through studying and infield application, repetition and refinement i have an advanced understanding of attraction, male to female dynamics, female psychology and sub communication


damn, I can't imagine having to treat dating like a college course because you're just that bad at picking up women


most people are that bad, they just refuse to admit it or improve. and then they complain that good looking chads get all the girls
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CaptainCrunch
02/10/18 10:33:33 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
most people are that bad, they just refuse to admit it


well here's your topic, get to it

nothing to be ashamed of, guy
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:36:19 PM
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CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
most people are that bad, they just refuse to admit it


well here's your topic, get to it

nothing to be ashamed of, guy


what?
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:39:53 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
most people are that bad, they just refuse to admit it


well here's your topic, get to it

nothing to be ashamed of, guy


what?

Read the bold
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Lathissamus
02/10/18 10:41:19 PM
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sktgamer_13dude
02/10/18 10:42:45 PM
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Lathissamus posted...
is this guy serious or a gimmick?

Its a serious gimmick.
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No_U_L7
02/10/18 10:44:32 PM
#47:


CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
most people are that bad, they just refuse to admit it


well here's your topic, get to it

nothing to be ashamed of, guy


oh...i did admit it, about 9 years ago i stood in front of the mirror, told myself i wasn't the person i wanted to be but pledged to take steps to get there. 9 years later and now i only sleep with porn stars.

Bullet_Wing posted...
TC probably browsed redpill and now considers himself some master pick up artist.


no i don't believe in that stuff. i understand it way better than those guys do
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giantblimpN7
02/10/18 10:44:48 PM
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Wow. This is the first 10+ post Scofield topic in years.
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CaptainCrunch
02/10/18 10:45:34 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
now i only sleep with porn stars.


aw, now this topic isn't fun anymore
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Lathissamus
02/10/18 10:45:56 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
CaptainCrunch posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
most people are that bad, they just refuse to admit it


well here's your topic, get to it

nothing to be ashamed of, guy


oh...i did admit it, about 9 years ago i stood in front of the mirror, told myself i wasn't the person i wanted to be but pledged to take steps to get there. 9 years later and now i only sleep with porn stars.

Bullet_Wing posted...
TC probably browsed redpill and now considers himself some master pick up artist.


no i don't believe in that stuff. i understand it way better than those guys do


lol
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