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| Topic | 102 year old thought his whole family died in WW2. Overjoyed to find he is wrong |
| marthsheretoo 12/17/17 7:31:43 AM #3 | UnfairRepresent posted... That's got to be considered the greatest Christmas Present in the world ...dude's Jewish --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Do you know anyone gotten pregnant with precum? |
| marthsheretoo 12/16/17 10:17:58 PM #4 | How would we know if we did? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What are some topics to bring up at the dinnertable with your gf's parents? |
| marthsheretoo 12/16/17 9:54:43 PM #2 | Anal --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | When you say The Last Jedi, did people cheers when the beginning credits rolled? |
| marthsheretoo 12/15/17 11:01:50 PM #2 | Let's try. "The Last Jedi" --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Favorite part of Twitch Plays Pokemon? |
| marthsheretoo 12/14/17 6:02:55 PM #16 | When they made it through the game corner hell-hideout and then escape roped right before picking up the item they needed. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | CE was right. Indian men are the new bulls. |
| marthsheretoo 12/14/17 6:01:01 PM #1 | One of them just fucked all of America while we watched powerlessly. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Chad gets girls. Which names don't? |
| marthsheretoo 12/14/17 5:29:19 PM #7 | Joosh --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | C/D If you really wanted or tried, you could probably seduce a few CEgals |
| marthsheretoo 12/14/17 4:06:06 PM #3 | I actually tried once >_> Unfortunately, I made a terrible mistake by going home with her roommate, as my flirtations had gotten her attention as well. After I did that, she didn't wanna get down anymore. Oh well. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | rate my steak for tonight |
| marthsheretoo 12/14/17 4:44:23 AM #9 | Where's the ketchup --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I heard liberals play F Zero X before bed, is that true? |
| marthsheretoo 12/13/17 11:55:22 PM #9 | What do you call a liberal man? Lel lel xd --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Scenario: You're at a bar and you see two hot girls. |
| marthsheretoo 12/13/17 11:48:37 PM #11 | Walk up, make conversation. Favor the less atttractive of the two the whole evening. Gets the more attractive one pissed and ready to prove herself as most desirable. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Living with my gf is starting to bore the FUCK out of me |
| marthsheretoo 12/13/17 10:49:19 PM #15 | You could just be non-monogamous by nature. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Updated my ignore list |
| marthsheretoo 12/13/17 9:53:31 PM #16 | Zikten posted... why sophie? she's like the nicest person on this entire site She's the worst --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | So why haven't none of you hooked me up with a cute as FUCK white chick yet? |
| marthsheretoo 12/13/17 8:33:08 PM #6 | I know some women who are willing to get down with just about anyone... but not that willing. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Women who you have hooked emotionally will always come back. |
| marthsheretoo 12/11/17 10:44:09 PM #3 | Truth. I've got a girl I haven't slept with in 3 years because she's been in an ltr. Every month or so we chat and confirm that yeah, we're banging as soon as she's single. But not until then, I ain't no homewrecker. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I want to hear some honest discussion from women about shy, passive men |
| marthsheretoo 12/10/17 5:40:40 PM #22 | Feline_Heart posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted...Are you at least 21? Go to a bar and have a drink or 2. Are you into other stuff? Have a little before going out. Inebriati confirmed --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Why do americans love clapping at everything? |
| marthsheretoo 12/10/17 2:28:18 PM #10 | Turbam posted... Do the Brits truly take a knee when the tea is done? Actually they sing God Save the Queen. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | The Last Jedi premiere Twitter reaction |
| marthsheretoo 12/10/17 3:40:52 AM #19 | I'm still pissed as hell that they undid Luke's character arc offscreen so they can (presumably) retread it, but I remain cautiously optimistic about the movie as a whole --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Why do girls pretend to be "busy" when clearly they're not? |
| marthsheretoo 12/10/17 2:57:58 AM #32 | I pretend I'm busy all the time. Sometimes I just don't wanna talk, simple as that. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Tommy Wiseau wants to be in the next Star Wars film. |
| marthsheretoo 12/07/17 5:27:48 PM #17 | Spooking posted... I would add him to the movie, he's an interesting dude. Look at all the bars/pubs in Star Wars, always filled with interesting races and personalities. Tommy can easily fit in. I feel like this would actually work ok. Would completely take me out of the movie, of course, but... --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What's the best piece of classical music? |
| marthsheretoo 12/07/17 3:18:38 AM #50 | Heinz Kiessling's "Temptation Sensation" is one that always gets me smiling >_> The Blue Danube is really fun to waltz to, particularly a specific version that has like 3 false endings and tempo changes everywhere. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Loot crates are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. |
| marthsheretoo 12/07/17 2:48:46 AM #10 | The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different loot crates. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Do you agree with Anita Sarkeesian? |
| marthsheretoo 12/06/17 11:25:06 PM #13 | Poll is missing an option or two ~ --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | $3,000/mo for the rest of your life - but you can never earn more, only save. |
| marthsheretoo 12/06/17 5:50:18 PM #115 | Deal lol. My girlfriend is already the household breadwinner. This is basically 36k/year in free money. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | ITT: I grant your wishes! |
| marthsheretoo 12/05/17 9:02:31 PM #59 | Yo do I have to use my wishes in this thread or can I just PM you whenever I think of something? Lots of times I want a simple shop but can't do it right then and then forget about it >_> --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | A major fire is burning in California; 27,000 people evacuating |
| marthsheretoo 12/05/17 6:52:46 PM #23 | Goddamned yeerks, man --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | ITT: I grant your wishes! |
| marthsheretoo 12/05/17 6:51:54 PM #49 | I wish for 3 more wishes! --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | The average smurf is unsmurfable. |
| marthsheretoo 12/05/17 4:09:52 AM #1 | The average smurfette gets blasted by limitless Gargamel smurf. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Gal Gadot is unfuckable |
| marthsheretoo 12/04/17 8:19:36 PM #22 | The average Gal Gadot is unfuckable The average Wonder Woman gets blasted by unlimited Chad dick --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What's the furthest you've gotten with a woman? |
| marthsheretoo 12/02/17 2:46:44 AM #16 | Kamala_Harris posted... sex and anal sex This but idk if a double blowjob counts as "farther" so Imma include that one too. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Elizabeth Warren: 'I have more time to choose a fridge than reading tax bill' |
| marthsheretoo 12/01/17 10:44:05 PM #36 | DifferentialEquation posted... "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." -Nancy Pelosi Do you ever get tired of taking quotes out of context, or is being a disingenuous know-nothing something you enjoy? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | There is literally a pop hit about swallowing |
| marthsheretoo 11/30/17 6:13:27 AM #15 | B4-4's "Get Down" is about mutual oral sex. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Anakin Skywalker |
| marthsheretoo 11/29/17 5:56:38 PM #10 | OEIO999 posted... Yes, Anakin didn't even know about the high ground advantage. Badass Jedi my ass. Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist in the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view. Look at his battle record: Maul: Has low ground, wins Dooku: No high ground, loses Greivous: Has low ground, wins Vader: Has high ground, wins Vader rematch: No high ground, loses Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request with typical Jedi arrogance, he could have beat Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in Senate debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight Palpatine, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin failed to maintain balance in the universe, symbolic of his fall to the dark side. Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground. This is the only reason why In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, he lets himself die on the Death Star so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence. (Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.) In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that gaping pit that does nothing. In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Buddhist doctrine in order to invoke his high-ground powers. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | The president is seven years old |
| marthsheretoo 11/27/17 4:53:43 PM #143 | stone posted... Seems to me like you're the one who didn't bother thinking about this more than half a second. But hey we all have our strength. Thinking doesn't seem to be one of yours. You know grade school? Yeah, you may want to repeat that. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | imagine if all guys had to have their D size tattooed on their foreheads |
| marthsheretoo 11/24/17 3:00:08 AM #4 | Bet I'd pull more women than I do now. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | are most gay guys bottoms? |
| marthsheretoo 11/23/17 4:53:24 AM #38 | I heard speed has something to do with it. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Net neutrality is big government cuckoldry |
| marthsheretoo 11/23/17 3:25:05 AM #4 | Ah yes, surely the person with a strange cuckolding obsession will have nuanced thoughts on the subject. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Top 10 Most Liberal Countries. Top 10 Most Conservative Countries. |
| marthsheretoo 11/23/17 1:25:16 AM #11 | thompsontalker7 posted... cerealbox760 posted...5. Chad The average man is unfuckable, etc. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | ITT: We list things Donald Trump has actually done in his presidency |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 6:07:19 PM #35 | Bullet_Wing posted... marthsheretoo posted...Caution998 posted...mario2000 posted...the interests of the american people and the interests of businesses are mutually exclusive Holy shit. I'm dying. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | ITT: We list things Donald Trump has actually done in his presidency |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 5:39:25 PM #28 | Caution998 posted... mario2000 posted...the interests of the american people and the interests of businesses are mutually exclusive Lmao@Caution not knowing how to read --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | tbh my favorite thing from breath of the wild |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 2:49:48 AM #8 | CelestialVoices posted... creamy meat soup details pronto https://www.thespruce.com/creamy-vegetable-beef-soup-3061093 I recommend making a double recipe, especially if serving two. It doesn't make much otherwise. Also for the part where it tells you to cover the skillet and simmer, don't cover it and let the juice evaporate instead. This will make the soup thicker and give the beef a more fried taste rather than tasting boiled. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | why arent cops taught how to curve bullets and bounce shots? |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 1:48:56 AM #5 | A single mandatory bullet time course could save countless lives. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | EA is burning and it feels so good |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 1:27:38 AM #11 | MabusIncarnate posted... Yeah, it's going to be awesome when gamers insistent complaining inevitably destroys the industry as a whole and we have nothing at all to play. That's gonna be awesome. "The gaming industry can't exist without predatory business practices" Is that really the argument you want to go with? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I dont like lootcrates but i dont understand how it's gambling... |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 1:25:45 AM #11 | MabusIncarnate posted... This is exactly how places like Dave & Busters works. You invest money to get tickets, turn in your tickets for little trinkets and whatnot. Should they shut down places like this, Chuck-e-Cheese because it's gambling and minors are involved? Do you consider that gambling? There was actually some difficulty for D&B in some states because they got classified as gambling. To get around this, they had to get rid of all their games that were 100% luck based and could only have games that involved some element of skill -- because as long as it's based on skill, you can't call it gambling. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | tbh my favorite thing from breath of the wild |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 12:23:37 AM #5 | My girlfriend and I have made two big multi course meals based on the botw recipes. The meat stuffed pumpkin was kinda disappointing but the creamy meat soup was :D --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I am still pissed that EA destroyed the Plants vs Zombies series. |
| marthsheretoo 11/22/17 12:17:52 AM #27 | PVZ Heroes is actually a really good game >_> --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I just paid 20 dollars for 70 dollars worth of food. |
| marthsheretoo 11/21/17 10:44:35 PM #3 | Spent 20 smackers on Dominos Lol --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Y'all ready for the debate of the century? Completeboy vs. Diogo, FIGHT! |
| marthsheretoo 11/21/17 10:13:05 PM #1 | @completeboy @DiogoShadowJorg The stage is set for all-out war between two intellectual titans who have hitherto never before clashed! In one corner, coming in with the home-field advantage, the "kissless moral virgin", sole bastion of a disintegrating social fabric, the one, the only, completeboy! In the other corner, summoned from elsewhere, the "herald of the true gods," tireless defender of fictional characters, ultimate arbiter of what is good and right, venerator of javelin skills, Diiiiiiiiogo! *waves pom-poms energetically* Debate topics: Of the two of you, who is most moral/just/pure/righteous? Which religious belief system is the correct one? Pancakes or waffles? The judges: the rest of us! Winner gets a year's worth of gamefaqs gold. Let the debate begin! --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | "ben shapiro is a good debater" |
| marthsheretoo 11/21/17 5:45:30 PM #73 | Shapiro is a total nutter and his videos suck. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
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