Current Events > i have two new years resolutions

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Harpie
02/14/18 12:35:31 AM
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1) get fit
2) get fucked
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Reis
02/14/18 12:36:40 AM
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??????? 2018 started 5 months ago bro
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BlackHorse6969
02/14/18 12:46:16 AM
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Wow you have such asian fetish that you even go by lunar new year. Also, we all know no one follows their new years resolutions. Your new year resolution so bleak, it 240p
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DocileOrangeCup
02/14/18 1:02:22 AM
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Reis
02/14/18 1:09:58 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
i can help with one of those

Grow the fuck up
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marthsheretoo
02/14/18 1:11:23 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
i can help with one of those


I can help with the other.

I will montage you into a 7-foot tower of sculpted muscle.
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soulunison2
02/14/18 1:12:00 AM
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Losing your virginity is overrated dude trust me
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DocileOrangeCup
02/14/18 1:13:19 AM
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Reis posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
i can help with one of those

Grow the fuck up

this is how i will
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Harpie
02/14/18 1:14:12 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
i can help with one of those


I can help with the other.

I will montage you into a 7-foot tower of sculpted muscle.

My body is ready
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Harpie
02/14/18 1:14:41 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Losing your virginity is overrated dude trust me

But the sex after you lose it is supposed to get beter

right
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Pepys Monster
02/14/18 1:15:01 AM
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I'm fit, but I don't fuck.
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Harpie
02/14/18 1:15:34 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I'm fit, but I don't fuck.

Why not
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soulunison2
02/14/18 1:16:00 AM
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Harpie posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Losing your virginity is overrated dude trust me

But the sex after you lose it is supposed to get beter

right


Sex is about the connection you make with the person

The stronger it is the better the sex

Like Ill only eat ass when Im falling in love nawmean
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Pepys Monster
02/14/18 1:16:44 AM
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Harpie posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm fit, but I don't fuck.

Why not

I try to figure this out every day.
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powerman1426
02/14/18 1:18:32 AM
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Harpie posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Losing your virginity is overrated dude trust me

But the sex after you lose it is supposed to get beter

right

Nah, you just get better at it. Bad sex is still possible. But if it's bad, you both can shrug it off and agree. Then you go again and do better
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_Squirtle_
02/14/18 1:18:38 AM
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I should be losing mine on Friday if all goes well.

I've also been going to the gym more.

Get it, tc
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Harpie
02/14/18 1:21:25 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Harpie posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Losing your virginity is overrated dude trust me

But the sex after you lose it is supposed to get beter

right


Sex is about the connection you make with the person

The stronger it is the better the sex

Like Ill only eat ass when Im falling in love nawmean

Huh

but I assumed the relationship came with the secks

Pepys Monster posted...
Harpie posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm fit, but I don't fuck.

Why not

I try to figure this out every day.

lmao if it makes you feel any better id probs fuck you q:

_Squirtle_ posted...
I should be losing mine on Friday if all goes well.

I've also been going to the gym more.

Get it, tc

oh fuck yeah! sqirtle all over them for me
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soulunison2
02/14/18 1:23:42 AM
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@Harpie

Dude trust me, sex is overrated, its the passion, the joy, the moment with the other person that makes the sex worthwhile

Oxytocin is a hell of a drug
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SamsSung
02/14/18 1:23:48 AM
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Theres more to life than promiscuous sex. Married sex1 whoo1 but still gaming and working and socializing should bring you out of the blue.
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Pepys Monster
02/14/18 1:25:39 AM
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Harpie posted...
lmao if it makes you feel any better id probs f*** you q:

That makes me feel like a million bucks. :D
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