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| Topic | how many girls u smang in 2018???? |
| marthsheretoo 12/31/18 4:37:58 AM #15 | 2 Got my eye on 4 others rn, gonna make it happen in 2019. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | C/D mayonnaise is the worst condiment of them all |
| marthsheretoo 12/19/18 8:05:13 PM #28 | Mayo isn't a condiment, it's an instrument. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Which of these fictional supervillains would you rather have exist in real life? |
| marthsheretoo 12/19/18 2:23:48 AM #16 | Killmonger probably gets shot by police a few weeks after spawning during a routine traffic stop. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Hercules vs Link. Who would win? |
| marthsheretoo 12/17/18 7:17:27 PM #12 | Link's power gauntlet strength upgrades mitigate the raw strength difference. Link has range and magic. Link can straight up revive on death a few times. I don't see Heracles taking this one. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Toys for Thots |
| marthsheretoo 12/16/18 5:27:40 AM #23 | The Susan G Blow-men foundation --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Toys for Thots |
| marthsheretoo 12/16/18 3:57:47 AM #20 | 80,000 whores --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Should I just give up on this girl? (long post) |
| marthsheretoo 12/14/18 1:57:23 AM #25 | You have a chance to get with her, but she's not that into you. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | William Shatner battles with fans over defense of 'Baby It's Cold Outside' |
| marthsheretoo 12/12/18 4:56:17 PM #52 | Future generations are gonna be really weirded out by Baby It's Cold Outside. We'll have to explain to them that to properly contextualize the song, you have to look at when it was written. You see, back when it was written, --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | When are you expecting yourself to get married? |
| marthsheretoo 12/11/18 4:17:21 AM #6 | Getting married in 10 months. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Hypothetical: Aliens abduct you and tell you to kill another man to survive. |
| marthsheretoo 12/10/18 5:36:39 PM #9 | We still can't discount the possibility that it's a test. The other rooms could be part of the act, a hologram or something to sell the illusion. I deliver an impromptu speech about humanity's best virtues and hope for the best. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Reminder: If ANYTHING on this list applies to you, you should never reproduce. |
| marthsheretoo 12/09/18 4:12:30 PM #21 | Another_Voice posted... Under 7" penis We talking soft or hard, here? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | XD occasional cortez got her first ethics violation |
| marthsheretoo 12/09/18 12:12:43 PM #40 | TC hates AOC but writes fanfics about her and posts them on CE --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | That feeling when you hit it off with a girl, then find out she's poly... |
| marthsheretoo 12/09/18 12:32:26 AM #7 | Poly only cucks you if you're naturally a cuck. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | what's your favorite thing about the character Link |
| marthsheretoo 12/08/18 1:05:57 AM #12 | His one metaphysical advantage is courage, but fuck it, that's all he needs. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | So they just added 100mg wellbutrin onto my 20mg Lexapro |
| marthsheretoo 12/07/18 10:11:49 PM #17 | I tried wellbutrin and it did literally nothing. Hope it works better for you --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Should "Conceptionday" be a thing? |
| marthsheretoo 12/07/18 1:47:39 AM #4 | Checkmate, pro-lifeists! --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | That feeling when you hit it off with a girl, then find out she's poly... |
| marthsheretoo 12/07/18 12:06:49 AM #4 | Sounds perfect, what's her number? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | curious, why do black pope lseem to rarely do mass shootings |
| marthsheretoo 12/03/18 4:08:33 AM #15 | ModLogic posted... arent statistics moddable? Black Pope Iseem is not a statistic --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | You know that girl you really like? |
| marthsheretoo 12/01/18 1:55:43 AM #16 | "That girl" M8 I like a lot of girls. Some I'll never get with. Some I may get with. Some I've gotten with. Two are in my living room right now. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Blockchain study finds 0.00% success rate |
| marthsheretoo 11/30/18 6:14:53 PM #6 | Butterfiles posted... someone described blockchain as computers playing Numberwang from Mitchell and Webb Look and I've never been able to stop thinking about it That's numberwang! --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Its funny, literally nobody is offended by "merry christmas" |
| marthsheretoo 11/28/18 8:15:05 PM #41 | I say merry christmas. Don't give a shit what people say back to me. Happy holidays, joyous solstice, badass kwanzaa, whatever. And if a company asked me to say happy holidays, I'd shrug and say happy holidays. Because it literally is not a big deal. Oh, and should clarify - liberal as hell --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What the hell is the "masked singer"? |
| marthsheretoo 11/28/18 8:11:37 PM #3 | It sure wasn't Azura --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I support the Grinch: the general on the war on Christmas |
| marthsheretoo 11/28/18 8:07:07 PM #4 | DarthAragorn posted... fuck the holidays in general What bullshit PC liberal crap is this... Can we not say "fuck CHRISTMAS" anymore? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Nothing pisses me off more than an ugly ass dude that can talk to women. |
| marthsheretoo 11/26/18 1:33:50 AM #6 | 21WIVES_CHILL posted... orangefire25 posted...This is not news. Charisma, personality, and humor win 9 times out of 10. The girl doesn't know how big your dick is until the pants come off, broseph. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | How do you make money from being famous? |
| marthsheretoo 11/25/18 4:39:49 AM #4 | Shilling products would work --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I'm fed up with incels. |
| marthsheretoo 11/25/18 1:56:53 AM #13 | 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... VictimComplex posted...Duncanwii posted...VictimComplex posted...Better watch out I feel like there's some context here I'm missing --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Would you ask for your father in law's permission before proposing? |
| marthsheretoo 11/20/18 2:53:36 AM #6 | I asked for his blessing, but his permission? Hell no. And a good thing too because while he did give it, he revoked it later. Still going ahead with the wedding. Fuck him. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Would this redeem The Last Jedi? (spoilers) |
| marthsheretoo 11/19/18 9:14:56 PM #2 | no --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Deeding is pretty gay if you think about it >_> |
| marthsheretoo 11/19/18 8:21:35 PM #11 | Money is pretty gay if you think about it You're literally working to collect pics of old dudes, then trading them around with other people. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | ITT: 500 Pokemon moves/abilities that can be construed as sexual. |
| marthsheretoo 11/19/18 1:47:08 AM #16 | Torment --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | I'm becoming increasingly concerned regarding my attention span economy. |
| marthsheretoo 11/18/18 11:53:32 PM #9 | Flawless punchline, TC. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What's it like having sex with an escort? |
| marthsheretoo 11/18/18 7:01:23 PM #6 | You say you sleep with pornstars yet don't know what it's like to bang an escort... --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Scenario: You now have the power to make cheeseburgers appear. |
| marthsheretoo 11/16/18 3:37:20 PM #12 | Create a machine that breaks down burgers into energy, create an entropy-reversing machine powered by magical appearing cheeseburgers --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Grassley: 'It's legitimate that the [Mueller protection] bill be brought up' |
| marthsheretoo 11/15/18 5:15:43 PM #44 | southcoast09 posted... Our senate picks are for life Go back to grade school civics --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Will you pursue a girl if all she does is sit back and say "Lol" and |
| marthsheretoo 11/15/18 5:34:04 AM #4 | lol --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | California's still counting and the Republicans are losing even more seats |
| marthsheretoo 11/14/18 3:51:11 AM #9 | southcoast09 posted... Theyre hollow victories. No senate = cant do anything. You needed 2/3 of government, not a bunch of states that always vote blue. The republicans slowly built up their current power bases by taking over on a local level before grasping the house and senate. Guess what party did really well on the local level last election? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | What is the worst film you've ever seen? Can be good bad, or just bad bad. |
| marthsheretoo 11/13/18 3:37:31 AM #17 | Distant_Rainbow posted... 'Worst ever' would require me to dig through my memory a bit. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Is Over The Garden Wall the best cartoon of the decade? |
| marthsheretoo 11/09/18 11:09:39 PM #11 | YookaLaylee posted... marthsheretoo posted...I watched it and thought it was dull and unimpressive. What did I miss? I remember hating what passed for humor. Not sure what you mean by lore... Term gets used in lots of different ways. Do you mean like backstory? Or setting? Animation/voice acting/music weren't offensive or anything but I never found myself thinking "wow, that was good" at any point. They were solid and did their job. The plot seemed pretty randumb to me and the characters were bland and forgettable. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Is Over The Garden Wall the best cartoon of the decade? |
| marthsheretoo 11/09/18 7:51:50 PM #8 | I watched it and thought it was dull and unimpressive. What did I miss? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Trump: Republicans have created the best economy in the HISTORY of our Country |
| marthsheretoo 11/05/18 11:12:23 PM #47 | TheKentster posted... Uh soy is a bad thing... People woke up to that so they stopped buying it. This is not negative news for farmers. They didn't stop buying it. They stopped buying it from us. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Official Midterm Election Predictions Topic |
| marthsheretoo 11/05/18 9:34:07 PM #4 | Ireland wins, but Krum gets the snitch --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | How to make a soda bottle worth over $200 |
| marthsheretoo 11/05/18 5:48:39 PM #6 | Start a gofundme saying it came out as a trump supporter and now its parents won't pay for college --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she talks like vegy |
| marthsheretoo 11/05/18 5:00:08 PM #10 | I was really hoping the OP would say "hmmmm?" --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | iq test, what two abilities you need to have to rule the universe and what you. |
| marthsheretoo 11/04/18 6:04:38 AM #10 | 1: the ability to rule the universe in a good way and the ability to not have your abilities modified by other abilities 2: call the Ghostbusters 3: visualboy2003 --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | Suddenly, Taylor Swift is sitting right next to you. |
| marthsheretoo 11/04/18 5:39:25 AM #33 | Be like "yo <redacted>, I'm not sure why, but Taylor's here. Hey Taylor, you remember <redacted>, right? She always talks about how nice you are. Nice to meet you!" --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
| Topic | judge orders black mans mouth be taped up during court session |
| marthsheretoo 11/04/18 5:26:07 AM #2 | They gagged bobby seale too. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro |
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